#the lady alchemist

[skialdi]

Catching up over wine at Riza’s place 🥂

I’ll leave it up to you all to decide what these lovely ladies are chatting about 😉

[commander-revan]

I have unfortunately realized that my type seems to primarily consist of traumatized goth men with daddy issues.

And any dark-haired woman who looks like she could kill me with a thought.

[pathesis]

Sorry no new art + slow work on comms I'm struggling hard with a art block. Here's a sketch of my mushroom lady in her travelling gear! She got some special science googles♥ she still needs a name :( oops

[traeumenvonbuechern]

Which books would the Hallowoods characters read?

Happy HFTH season 4 day! I'm so excited for the new episodes, and I want to celebrate by recommending some books I think some of the main characters would love.

Diggory Graves - Unwieldy Creatures

I have a feeling that Diggory might be interested in a nonbinary Frankenstein retelling...

Percy Reed - The Spirit Bares Its Teeth

A transmasc protagonist, ghosts, a t4t love story - Percy would relate to this book so much.

Nikignik - This Is How You Lose the Time War

Even aside from the whole Bigolas Dickolas thing, I think Nikignik would really love this book. It's an epic, complicated, super emotional love story, written in a way that almost feels like poetry - I have a feeling that Nikignik would like that.

Lady Ethel Mallory - Lady Susan

It's short, it's funny, it's a classic, it's from the perspective of the villain and said villain uses the title "lady"? Lady Ethel would love this book.

Riot Maidstone - Gideon the Ninth

It's about a butch lesbian with a sword. That alone would probably convince Riot to read it, but I think she would love the story, too.

Olivier Song - Infinity Alchemist

This book is about an alchemist who is rejected by the magic school he tried so hard to get into, and one of the love interests is genderfluid - Olivier might relate to it a little too much.

Clara Martin - The Grimoire of Grave Fates

It's a murder mystery set at a magic school that moves around the world, and it's told from 18 (!) different perspectives. I think Clara would love reading about all these different types of magic and trying to solve the mystery.

Polly - Good Omens

Polly reminds me so much of Crowley sometimes - to quote this post, they're both "demons sent on a celestial audit of earth and catching more feelings than they signed up for" - so Polly would probably either love or hate Good Omens, no in-between.

Yaretzi - The Salt Grows Heavy

I can't really explain why I think Yaretzi would like this book, but she would. Something about the main character being a murderous mermaid, probably.

Mort - All Systems Red

Mort would definitely want to be friends with Murderbot.

Hector Mendoza and Jonah Duckworth - Silver in the Wood

This is my go-to "Read this if you like Our Flag Means Death" book because the main characters remind me a lot of Stede and Ed, but the book also reminds me so much of Hector and Jonah, especially with the magical sentient forest setting.

Zelda Duckworth - The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher

This book is about a 83-year-old Chosen One who has to save the world armed with nothing but gumption and knitting needles - I think Zelda would enjoy that.

Mx. Morrell - What Moves the Dead

I think a fungal horror book with a nonbinary protagonist would be perfect for Mx. Morrell.

Danielle O'Hara - Pet

Pet is about a trans girl who has to reconsider everything she's been taught and save her friend with the help of a terrifying creature - everyone should read this book, but I think Danielle would especially like it.

Book titles:

Diggory Graves: Unwieldy Creatures by Addie Tsai

Percy Reed: The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White

Nikignik: This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

Lady Ethel Mallory: Lady Susan by Jane Austen

Riot Maidstone: Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Olivier Song: Infinity Alchemist by Kacen Callender

Clara Martin: The Grimoire of Grave Fates, edited by Hanna Alkaf and Margaret Owen

Polly: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

Yaretzi: The Salt Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw

Mort: All Systems Red by Martha Wells

Hector Mendoza and Jonah Duckworth: Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh

Zelda Duckworth: The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher by E.M. Anderson

Mx. Morrell: What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher

Danielle O'Hara: Pet by Akwaeke Emezi

[calamitaswrath]

Speaking of nameless background characters that I get briefly but wildly obsessed with when I rewatch Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood every year, there's also this bank employee that has maybe a minute of screentime:

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO DALLAS COMIC CON!!!

[crowsenjoycrime]

Rip Alphonse Elric you would've loved cat videos

[once-upon-a-time-a-crow]

Feel free to nominate more! 🎨 ✨

[ventifrappa]

will I ever stop using the noise tool? unlikely

[disabled-characters-showdown]

Disabled Characters Showdown Round 3

Propaganda/Who is this:

Eda Clawthorne- From The Owl House. She’s great, very chaotic, the definition of be gay do crimes.

Check out the other polls in this round here.

[irenedrawstoo-blog]

Someone was jealous of Lust

[themommyolympics]

Let the Mommy Olympics Begin!

We've selected our Mommy line up and these 32 lovely ladies will be competing for your attention in the Mommy Olympics! Here's our tournament chart:

There will be 16 matches in our first round! The matches will be: 1. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) vs. The Cold Embrace of the Sea 2. Morticia Addams (The Addams Family) vs. Rupaul 3. Ursula (The Little Mermaid) vs. The Queen (Deltarune) 4. GLaDOS (Portal) vs. Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist) 5. Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Shadow Weaver (She Ra) 6. Miss Frizzle (The Magic School Bus) vs. Gandalf Big Naturals 7. Elvira Mistress of the Dark vs. The Tyrannosaurus Rex (Jurassic Park) 8. Yor Forger (Spy x Family) vs. Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers) 9. The Xenomorph (Alien) vs. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) 10. Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development) vs. Bayonetta 11. Lois Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle) vs. Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) 12. Xena (Xena Warrior Princess) vs. Rose Quartz (Steven Universe) 13. Stacy's Mom vs. Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do In the Shadows) 14. Lady Eboshi (Princess Mononoke) vs. Bedelia Du Maurier (Hannibal) 15. Joan Crawford (Mommie Dearest) vs. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) 16. The Virgin Mary vs. Miss Piggy (The Muppets)

Voting will be open until Tuesday, April 4!

May the best Mommy win!

[memesmadefullmetal]

ROUND 3 (THE QUARTERFINALS): Match 2 of 4

[ehatnow]

Hi

[rhmis-user-2020]

Incorrect TTS quotes - Part 7

Lady Caine: I’m terrible at expressing myself. Varian: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words! Lady Caine: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

[ochitea]

recently finished watching fmab,,, idk why i didnt watch it sooner its sO good T0TTT

this was originally gonna be for halloween but uh. im clearly late lol

[lucy w/out his wings below cut]