#the leash in his hand

[dylandrhodes]

From @archivdob on twitter

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

[roykentschesthair]

Roy loves to hold hands

Absolutely adores it

It makes him feel close to his partner, let’s him feel connected and soothes his protective instincts when out amongst crowds.

It’s not about whether his partner needs that protection, Roy just needs to provide it and being allowed to hold their hand lets him keep them close and move them when necessary.

Keeley had understood intrinsically what his holding his hand out meant, they hadn’t even needed a conversation about it, she’d just taken his hand or his arm, or both, and stayed close.

He has to chase Jamie anywhere they go

Not just because of his knee, but because Jamie is a butterfly. Socially and in his flitting rapid movements as his mind leaps from one thought to another

Amsterdam had given him a taste, but they’d just been friends then, and barely at that, now, as boyfriends, (they’re keeping it quiet for now, though all the important people know) he’s chasing Jamie so much he debates getting him a leash for outside the bedroom

He can recognize that holding hands in public isn’t keeping anything quiet, but he longs for the feeling of Jamie’s fingers slotted with his, the warmth of his body against his side as they walk and Jamie chatters about whatever that days hyperfixation is.

So he starts holding his hand out. Quietly, never remarking on it, or demanding anything, just waiting to see what Jamie will do.

It takes a few days before Jamie starts handing him things, a flower, his ticket for the movie, and on one memorable occasion a wad of cash to pay for dinner

They’d genuinely fought about that one, Roy is a provider at heart, and he always pays. Always.

Then slowly, carefully, Jamie starts to inch closer when they’re out.

Lingers at Roy’s side a little longer, and then a little longer than that.

He naturally moves to the interior side of the sidewalk now, let’s Roy open doors, pull out chairs, and Roy just steadily holds out his hand, waiting.

Jamie brushes their pinkies together, links them for a moment that nearly stops Roy’s heart before he’s distracted by a window display and then off rambling about a topic Roy didn’t catch, feeling like all his blood rushed to that one finger.

Jamie is never shy when they’re alone, or amongst the team, but out in public, out amongst strangers, he’s skittish.

Roy understands and it’s still infuriating, he’s not as chill about keeping their relationship “quiet” as he once thought

He’s proud of Jamie, that’s his lad, and he wants people to know that they’re together, that Jamie is not in fact up for a quick tumble, and will never be again.

(That ring in his sock drawer feels like a physical weight sometimes, but it’s too soon, he’s going to do this right)

But he’s trying not to pressure, not to move on his own timeline and run over Jamie’s.

So he just holds out his hand and (not so) patiently waits.

It’s after a match, they’d been nearly beaten off the field, pulled a win by the skin of their teeth and they’re all stiff and exhausted as they make their way home.

The crowds are still thick, Jamie still had his muddy kit on, got caught up with Beard and Rojas and just laughingly said he’d shower at home.

Roy is a few steps ahead of him, even though they’re going to the same place, and on a whim holds his hand out behind him.

Jamie locks onto his hand like Mjolnir to Thor, and their fingers lock together with an almost audible click, Roy’s heart nearly leaps from his chest, and Jamie uses the leverage to pull himself to Roy’s side, holding his hand and leaning into him, sweaty and muddy and grinning, and Roy can see the flashes of cameras and the click of phones and he can’t care, because Jamie is holding his hand and grinning up at him like he set the sun, and Roy is absolutely going to break out the bedroom leash when they get home.

Maybe even that ring in his drawer.

[homoeroticgrappling]

"I think Darby Allin is a little lost puppy, nobody there to feed him treats, nobody there to clean up after him, nobody there to hold his leash"

[fellhellion]

So glad I backtracked to do the creche quest. I hadn’t thought a lot about Lae’zel beyond my impression that she was a bit of a cruel tool (in both senses of the word) held together by a rigid adherence to her religious code (which would’ve been fine if not extremely compelling to me, evil women rights etc etc) but then you get to the creche and it’s like oh. I understand you now.

Being taught to slaughter the siblings you grew up with, being told weakness was an offence to your goddess, service to your goddess being the first teaching you ever learn. It’s so damn good.

The way she desperately clings to this idea that it’s all simply a test, but she spills the blood of her kin to protect you like ough. Deep down she already chose, she believed you, before she even knew it herself.

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence going away for some work thing and missing adam an insane amount because they can’t be apart from each other for an extended amount of time and while adam’s back at their place with lawrences shirts, lawrence has nothing of his. nothing to remind him of adam, nothing that smells like him etc. so he buys a pack of cigarettes and just kinda lights one and let’s it sit there for a bit but it’s not enough so he’s like ah what the hell .. and then adam, who came to surprise him, walks in on dr. lawrence gordon md sitting in the little hotel room armchair with a cigarette halfway to his mouth and drops to his knees instantly with the speed of a sleeper agent being activated. or something

[spicyraeman]

Emra holding lae'zels hand anytime they go into a dark area so she doesn't get lost like a kid in shopping center

[therodpod]

RIB15 au where instead of whatever is going on after Prime, Bumblebee ends up as the controversially young dad of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (the terror twinsTM) after they’re kicked out out of another foster home and Strongarm, the self-proclaimed No.1 Ultra Magnus fangirl (her dream is to read the tyrest accord with him), and it fixes all of their problems

but most importantly and the real purpose of this crack post, Megatron gets an ‘unofficial’ redemption arc where he just turns into the kids’ crusty Peepaw who’s not really all that sorry about what he’s done

just like—Megatron: “I used to be the most feared mech in the galaxy. Planet’s colonies cowered upon hearing my name.”

Bee: “I’m sure Megs :/ but I gotta pick Sides up from practice and then we gotta drop off Sunny’s art project, and that means no one can get Strongarm from her dance lessons—“

Megatron: “I shall do it.”

Bee: “Really?? You’re the best!! Thanks:D.”

Megaton:

[dayurno]

any kevjean headcannons to share?

yes YES yes

i think jean is one of the few people (among neil, and occasionally andrew) who can actually make kevin laugh. he has very dry and dark humor and during their time at evermore he would often try to make kevin crack up during tetsuji's long team-wide sermons

they're one of the very few aftg ships i actually see doing the whole marriage thing. but saying marriage wouldn't be right either, because what they actually do is elope, and andrew was Very Mad when he found out

they have very intimate knowledge of each other's bodies! and yes, in the sexual sense, but i also mean this in a clinical way too. kevin specifically knows what its like to stitch jean's skin together, what pressure points to poke at to make his muscles twitch and relax, the crook of his fingers and the spots where kevin himself has splintered them, where jean aches after practice and what injuries still give him trouble

kevin is remarkably cool and uncaring when it comes to romance. jean is the only partner he's ever had that has made him feel jealous

they're absolutely MONSTROUS as a team!!!! jean does not often hang around the foxes, but the one time he and kevin paired up for beer pong in the foxes' company, they beat everyone else so badly they were disclassified on account of unfair privilege

they never truly lose that raven hivemind with each other, but it's not in the way you'd think. it's not hard to catch them doing or saying the exact same thing at the exact same time, sharing a task meant for one between the two of them, completing each other's sentences. yes it's scary. yes they're horror movie twins

they! can! only! play! piano! with! four! hands!

jean never actually gets along with wymack. as in-laws they're terrible. they can stand each other at their best, but can't be kept in the same room for long. this is not for any particular grudge; their personalities just clash. hence the elopement.

jean is very large but he is used to crouching down to make himself look smaller. this often ends with kevin patting his head absent-mindedly when he does something he approves of. even after jean loses the habit of trying to look shorter, he still lowers himself for the headpats

i have more but i will abstain because i just realized how long this is. theyre so crazy though. literally insane people. they make andreil look normal and well-adjusted

[allyriadayne]

Gladiator (2000) // House of the Dragon Season 1

"What is in me you hate so much?"

[difeisheng]

"save me difang" consider: dfs tugging on fdb's ponytail, I think he'd enjoy it

what is fdb's flouncy little princess ponytail for if not to be yanked on!!! he's asking for it!!!! and yes a-fei should be the one to do it, they'd both get something out of it i think <3

[augustlaven]

Choose your type!

(Click on the image for better quality)

Thomas: "Hey, y/n, do you want to go fishing?" / "Hmm, so what if you're cute? I have absolutely no interest in spending time with you. Maybe sometimes…" / "You know you can't get rid of me, don't you?"

Edward: "In the moments when I see you, I rejoice even more that my left eye still sees!" / "…Stop it, I need to work, not talk." / "Believe me, I'm only doing this to protect you! Please, y/n, don't call the police… I'm begging you…"

Henry: "It's always so cozy next to you..." / "I'm g-giving the flower to you b-because I'm running out of space in the shop, okay? I'll make sure you take good care of it!" / "Ah, y/n!~ I had to dig up the ground to plant daisies for you. I'm just a little dirty, don't worry."

Gordon: "Oh, I was worried I wouldn't catch up with you!" / "You are an absolute weakling, y/n! I'll have to train you until jogging becomes a normal activity for you in the morning!" / "I can't let an inferior being like you be around me. I'll have to teach you how to behave appropriately for my status."

James: "Oh, you're so lucky that I agreed to accompany you! Believe me, you won't be bored with me!" / "What? Of course I didn't sew up the holes in your socks, y/n! I don't do such dirty work, you silly dumbass!" / "I made this especially for you, you know? What do you mean by how do I know your clothing sizes? I just have a good eye."

Percy: "Oh, y/n, can I walk with you? I have free time right now!" / "I was looking for Thomas, that's why I ran into you! This is a complete accident!" / "I'll follow you anywhere. You give me confidence in myself, I can't let us part."

[high-queen-of-the-court]

during one of those interviews with puppies/ kittens

interviewer: do any of your teammates not like animals?

neil: kevin doesn’t really care for animals, and animals don’t really care for him

interviewer: really?? that’s shocking

neil: well, service dogs like him since he’s boiling with anxiety

[darkdrin6]

The kind person who once left a request for this - we remember you. And yes, we finally took up this drawing (thank God for some free time). In order not to be unfounded, here is a sketch.

(damn our choice of angle, now his eyes are killing us)

Oh, those wonderful stages, when some hellish dirty mess is going on in the drawing, how we love them!

[ohbo-ohno]

🗑️ I just want to see soap getting spanked is that too much to ask?

something about the humiliation inherent in a grown man being bent over and spanked... it gets to me...

the thing with spanking and soap is that i actually hc johnny as the world's biggest masochist, and i think even ghost would need something more than his hand to get johnny anywhere close to tears.

now ghost bending soap over his desk and whipping his ass red with his belt... THAT i can get behind...

[everlastiingiimmortals]

ratio i need you to stop running around making threats towards powerful factions, including yet not limited to thE ONE YOU WORK UNDER