#the maze runner characters were all girls to me idc….

[cassketti]

Omg I just remembered eighth grade english class bro the MAZE RUNNER WAS SO BADD 😭😭😭😭

(This a redraw , original drawing was from eigth grade LMFAO)

[zer0brainc3lls]

My maze runner sexuality/gender headcanons!!

These are my opinions guys I don’t mind if you don’t agree lol :) fandoms are meant to be fun!!

Thomas: he is a bisexual if I have ever seen one. Literally saw Newt and teresa side by side and just died. 😭 Instantly. Yk that scene where nick in heartstopper (🏳️‍🌈) is watching pirates of the Caribbean with his mum and he sees those two characters and has a bi panic attack??? That.

Newt: GAYYYYYYYYYY 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 BOY KISSERRRRRRRRR!!!!!! In fever code I could imagine Minho saying “I wish we could meet the girls in group B” and Newt fr going “what? Why??”

Minho: either Pan or aroace. I cannot decide. I lean more towards pan for Minho tho 😭🙏 I could totally imagine him seeing people all coupled up and go “ew gross all I need is my handsome self 🤭” but yeah I think he’s pan 🫡

Sonya & Harriet: they are literally aris’s lesbian mums. I will not elaborate. That’s all I have to say. (Jk) MY FAV LESBIANS EVER!!!! I LOVE THEM SO SO SO MUCH!!!!

Aris: saw someone say he’s trans 🏳️‍⚧️ (ftm) and I have never agreed more in my life idc. I will not be convinced otherwise!!! “Uhm.. Canonically!!”LALALALLAALALALALALA 👉😽👈 *blocks ears and runs away*

Gally: unlabelled king!!! If you were to ask him what sexuality he is he would just go “nun ya” and walk off 😭 or “I like what I like” *shoulder shrug* 🤷‍♂️

Teresa: “Teresa likes Thomas!!” Whatttttt!!! Nooooo!!! That is a lesbiannnn!!! (Teresa being a lesbian in fanon is so near and dear to me. If we are talking canon wise I would say bi or straight but SHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫)

Brenda: exact same thing as Teresa 😭 Brenda and Teresa being a lesbian couple in fanon is my favourite thing ever gang!!!!! In canon I go: ew yucky but in fanon I go: HHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 I love how in newtmas fics they just take Thomas’s two canon love interests and go “nah their gay for eachother” and I fw it HEAVILY.

All of Jorge’s kids are gay, he is their supportive single dad btw!! I’m ACTUALLY James dashner this is true!!!! Examples:

*Newt and Thomas walk up to Jorge hand in hand*

Thomas: uhh Jorge.. we need to tell you something…

Jorge: *spins around in chair to face them* yeah? What is it? Have you done something???

Newt: no no!! Uhm.. we’re… together.. as in dating..

Thomas: Is that ok..?

Jorge: oh that’s fine, happy for you. No more sharing hammocks though

Newt and Thomas: WHAT?!?! :(

Jorge: there will be no hanky panky in this house!!!! (Heart stopper reference, would he ever say this? Prob not but shh)

Brenda: please don’t say hanky panky.

-

Brenda: Jorge I think I like girls

Jorge: I know?

Brenda: WHAT???

Jorge: a father always knows!!

[unreadthis]

tl;dr — hiii i'm rachel, my blog is literally just me simping for fictional characters from a shit ton of books and movies. if you happen to read/watch/listen to the same ones, leave a like on this post and let's be mutuals!! also, feel free to send me a message or send asks about anything <33

books

📚current read : rule of wolves - leigh bardugo

six of crows duology (5/5)

nikolai duology (4.5/5)

shadow and bone trilogy (4/5)

demon in the woods, the tailor (4/5)

villains series (5/5)

the invisible life of addie larue (5/5)

monsters of verity duology (4/5)

harry potter series (4/5)

these violent delights (4/5)

we were liars (4/5)

the inheritance games (4/5)

crazy rich asians trilogy (4/5)

maze runner series (3.5/5)

the gilded wolves (3.5/5)

stalking jack the ripper (3/5)

the shadows between us (3/5)

shows/movies

📽 current watch : penthouse

brooklyn nine nine

peaky blinders

the good place

avatar the last airbender

the umbrella academy

girl from nowhere

la casa de papel

defending jacob

the queen's gambit

fresh off the boat

once upon a time

movies: knives out, parasite, ocean's 8, kingsman, little women

kdramas: crash landing on you, vincenzo, hotel del luna, start up, true beauty, itaewon class

songs and singers

🎶 on repeat : this is love - air traffic controller

(in no particular order) frank ocean, harry styles, the neighborhood, bon iver, lorde, arctic monkeys, chase atlantic, rich brian, niki, joji, hozier, daniel caesar, sza, alina baraz, aminé, stray kids, kali uchis, lana del rey, dumbfoundead, dpr live, sabrina claudio, ardhito pramono, two feet, zayn, mother mother, radiohead, the darts

if anyone is in any of the same fandom let's be mutuals! hmu if you want to be friends and talk about any of these books, shows, or singers; or if you need to vent about anything, i'm here to listen <3

PLEASEEE send asks about me, my blog, or literally anything, the most random shit is fine idc please i love answering them and i have nothing to do (besides my missing assignments but we don't talk about that)

i have a side blog ( @dagger-and-dresses ) where i just reblog pretty dresses that i wear to my ballroom before-sleep fake scenarios yk how it is, so yeah if u want to check that out that'll be cool

okay that's all i have to say i wish you all a very pleasant evening :)