Dwight Shrute canonically writes x-man fanfiction. More specifically smut.
that is all
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So, believe it or not, i never watched The Office until recently. I'm on my 26s, so i'm ashamed about this now that ive seen the show. I feel like im really late to the hype, the jokes, the memes, the everything, and i feel like... an innocent child opening its eyes to the world. I'm loving the show soooo much dude, like the jokes are great, the characters are amazing, and now i understand why people say it is one of the best things ever. Like.. I agree, ok? Dont come at me, it is amazing, at least up to season 7.
Jim *impresionating Dwight*: Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black Bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Like, cmon. Two school of thoughts? That's hillarious.
So, since i feel alone in my hype, i created this tiny sticker for myself lol and i wanted to share it. If anybody wants it, you guys can get it here. Also, if anybody wants to recommend me another classic show like that one, please REPLY! I desperately need more shows to watch. Thanks xx
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I also wanna just say... The quality of TV we got after the writer’s strike in 2007 was SO MUCH BETTER than what we got before. Because it turns out when people are compensated fairly, their work is better.
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just found out janice rand was communications officer on sulu’s ship the excelsior. they will not escape the bestie allegations <3
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Steve and Eddie have a fight and give each other the silent treatment for eight days. Within the week, Eddie is arrested on a multitude of bullshit charges and Uncle Wayne has to pick him up from the sheriff’s department every other day, each time progressively more confused and exasperated. Who the fuck could get arrested for disturbing the peace four times in the same week and why was it apparently Eddie?
Eddie has no idea what he did to warrant all the arrests and assumes that Officer Callahan is on some sort of weird power-trip for that entire week. He doesn’t notice that it stops as soon as he makes up with Steve.
It’s only when he sees Officer Callahan, Officer Asshole as he lovingly refers to him, at Steve’s Christmas dinner that he discovers that they’re brothers. In hindsight, it makes all of Callahan’s hatred make a lot more sense.
Even after he finds out though, Phil still arrests him for various charges whenever he hears that Eddie pissed off Steve. Disturbing the peace, gross negligence, making Phil’s life harder; all reasons that Eddie has been arrested for but never charged with. And yet, the Munson idiot that Phil’s brother is in love with hasn’t yet learned his lesson. Luckily for him, Phil will keep it up until he does.
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there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.
you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE
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