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proxycrit · 4 months

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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

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avatar-aaang · 1 year

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okay the weirdest thing i think is that my coworker has kids. plural. like having kids is fine and normal but idk its just too bizarre for me to figure out

#personal #the oldest is 13 i think #i met her once and when i did i was like oh. thats really a whole human person. huh #idk like my coworker is like ten years older than me which means he was younger than me when she was born #which is wild and crazy actually #but i guess 22 isnt a bad age to have kids just a bit young for me to wrap my brain around #my 25 yr old brain who only has cats lol #anyway she just called and was like can i come and hang out #and im like can she do that?? isnt she in oh wait its 3.30 i guess school is probably out #well anyway i dont care but also i dont know this random child lol

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insufferablemod · 1 month

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first fanart redraw for 4/13

#homestuck #413 #davesprite #dave strider #at least i think its my first one #oldest one i could find at least lol #of fucking course its dsprite <3 #nr 1 davesprite fan from day one 💪😤🔥#11 years difference >:)#was hoping to be able to redraw it with my right hand but.... such is life #maybe for next years 4/13 u_u #the og piece currently hangs on my grans wall jumpscaring me each time i visit...#my art #redraw #art

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oifaaa · 3 months

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New pitch for dc: don't let any of your characters age they all just stay the same age for atleast the next 10 years with the only exception being Tim Drake who will do so at the same rate as people usually age eg: one irl year = one Tim Drake year

#dc #dc comics #tim drake #why??#bc i think itd be funny if we get to a point where tim is the oldest bat #and everything else is retconed to fit #13 year old tim is annoying dick about bruce needing a robin #no 23 year old tim annoying dick about bruce needing a robin #this will mean most of tims established romantic interests will have to be disregarded #but he can still hang out with the yj #hes just gonna be their sad young adult friend who doesnt have any friends his own age

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canisalbus · 5 months

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Hey hey! I discovered your little guy dog series not too long ago and fell in love with them.

I'm not sure if anyone has asked this before, but is Machete (the white dog, right?) based on a pet you had, or did it come to you randomly?

If I had to pinpoint the earliest inspirations I had for him, I'd say they were this photo of an Ibizan Hound in an old dog book from the 70's that my grandparents used to have:

I remember being fascinated by this particular dog, I hadn't seen that many sighthounds/podencos in person so it looked weirdly stretched and ghostly and pointy. I thought it was the coolest looking dog ever. I think I was in elementary school at the time.

Also my childhood favorite toy was this albino rabbit here, called Sissi (Finnish for guerrilla soldier):

I think they were one of my first toys, or at least the most important one, and I would consistently pick them whenever a daycare or preschool had one of those 'bring a toy with you' days (feels weird to have to call a plush rabbit 'they' but Finnish doesn't have any gendered pronouns and I don't think I ever thought of them as a gendered being). So albinism was something I was aware of from very young age and I drew a lot of all white, red eyed animals.

#answered #anonymous #Machete #irl Vaschete sightings #Machete is a very old character #not my first oc I think I've had a habit of making characters since forever but surely one of the oldest that have survived to present day #I think I was 13 when I created him

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spaghettiandart · 1 year

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Charlie and the Puppet. Charlie kind of gives me 80's goth teen energy tbh so I drew a lot of her design from goth fashion trends at the time.

#shes like around 16 here #charlie emily #the puppet #the Marionette #fnaf #my art #fanart #five nights at freddy's #honestly i kind of loved it when ppl named the puppet the marionette and characterized them as being this mastermind puppetmaster #think ab it... she/he charlie. bc im thinking about it #this is basically going to become an au huh bc ive got a LOT of personality hcs for the dead kids #i like to think shes that cool older kid that the younger kids kind of admire but really on the inside shes just pure panic #three of the ghost kids r older siblings in their own way.#charlie is the older sibling figure not bc she has anything under control (he does NOT lol) but because hes literally the oldest #gabriel is an older sibling figure not only because hes the oldest but because hes susie's older brother.#he puts a lot of pressure and responsibility on himself post-slaughter and takes it upon himself to take care of the others #cassidy is the older sibling figure of CC because a shes 13 and hes like 8 and b shes a little protective of him #oh my GOD i need to get to learning how to make comics bc the IDEAS i HAVE..

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fightwing · 5 months

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out of all the fab fiv.e age retcons i think it needs to be said the galaxy brained order of age is: roy, donna, wally, garth, dick

#like wally gives middle child of the middle children energy #and garth gives youngest aside from dick #and dick is necessary to be the youngest because there is a MANDATORY 'why is this 13 year old bossing me around' period in the titan.s #actually tho its whatever you want it to be and idm the minor titan.s changes #SO LONG as they forever keep roy as the oldest. like unironically i think his 'cool older brother' thing is so vital to the team dynamics #and in wf i think bee would be after wally before gar.th #(ignoring that wf wally is the youngest) so crazy to see dick be older and bigger than wally literally ever #but theyre all so similar in age it doesnt matter except in those moments the youngest gets to say 'youre old' about an age they'll turn in #like 3 months #also that 'dick may be the eldest of the batf.am but he was the baby of the titan.s' is my roman empire #OK working on drafts hope u all had spectacular days <3 #* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.#although im not satisfied with donna be second oldest my wonder twin.s brain needs them closer

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giffingthingsss · 2 years

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You know why Janeway often has mom energy? Because Kate was the oldest girl in a family of eight and helped raise her younger siblings, and she has three kids of her own. Kate often has mom energy. That's why.

#I always think of the warehouse 13 guy #two seconds into meeting her he's telling her all his problems #I know a family of seven where the girl was the oldest #the rest listened to her more than their parents #she was the little boss #Kate's own mother asked her to be her mother #true story

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vex-verlain · 8 months

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when the wagon tipped, i prayed over your body. i asked god to take the damage out on me. 10 years later, he finally gets the memo: sent it to accounting and knocked out my front teeth.

but you came to, and took my hand, and held my eyes and me and you had a long walk home, so we decided not to cry.

- Dessa, "Children's Work"

#the oldest part of my heart is missing #i thought of you #every time i listened to this song #for the past 13 years #and i will always think of you #when i sing it #i wish you were here to take my hand #i wish we could walk home again #i wish we never had to be so brave #this is a vex original post

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princessjesterclown · 1 year

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an interesting topic is generation alpha and social media, this is a generation of kids that have had phones shoved in their face since they were 1 sec old out the womb, and already been on the internet since day 1, ive heard that some say that social media isnt popular and they prefer more anonymous activites online like roblox, imvu, vtubers etc if this is true we might actually see the end of the influencer era soon

#oldest gen alpha would be around 13 or 12 now i think #also this is pluto in cap generation so it makes sense that theyre more private compared to gen z sag pluto

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devotedlystrangewizard · 1 year

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the worst part about time isnt me aging its the fact that my siblings are aging. what do you mean youre turning 13 you should be 9

#my sister. the oldest after me. and the brother who is only one month younger than her. they are turning 16 this year #i keep thinking 'why is my sister acting like a teenager' ITS BECAUSE SHE IS ONE. SHES FIFTEEN.#I CAN REMEMBER BEING FIFTEEN.#the other two are 13 & 11 which is also WRONG #i still remember when the youngest was like 8 or something along those lines #and we were at a new years party #and we went inside bc she was getting tired & i was bored #& she just fell asleep against me #& i tucked her in when we brought her to bed. bro thats my baby sister how is she 11 what the fuck #just remembering it made me cry a little WHOOOS #i love those kids dude #like i dont see them often (youngest 3 are stepsiblings & we only go there once a month) but they are. so dear to me #yall ever cry bc u get overwhelmed with love for ur siblings or is that just me not being used to being wanted #they always complain when my sister and i leave. especially the youngest. she begged me to move there multiple times #i miss them :(

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mrfoox · 1 year

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Kinda wish my family was ya know... More tight-knit

#miranda talking shit #Traditions? A sense of belonging? A comfortable feeling when togheter ? Never heard of them lmao #Genuinely the one thing that is keeping our family 'togheter' is my mom. She has the bes relationship with everyone. After that i guess my #Oldest brother... I think im the most problematic one bc i dont attempt to keep in touch with anyone else bc i dont feel that want or need #I talk with my oldest brother a little on discord but otherwise nah #Hearing others talk about traditions and things they do together as a family sounds so sweet and im like ... I wish i could relate #Our family has always just been weird. Might be the big age difference between kids. 13 yrs between oldest and 6 between youngest #Theb add in dads bonding problem which he have passed ob to everyone its just awkward man. Maybe im the only one who thinks that way #I just know the older i get... The worse i feel about seeing my family lmao. Maybe its mainly a dad problem. I wonder how it would be if he #Wasnt there if iy would be easier. Only thing i kinda enjoy with xmas is probably the tree. But... I decorated and fixed it with mom always #So once again its something i have bc of her. Id love to clebrate a real Christmas with someone i love some day #Just us. Or maybe us and some mutual friends. I want to see how different it would feel . Maybe id actually enjoy the holidays then #I just feel so indiffrent about it. It feels like an normal day it really is for me. Im home alone with my cats and im going to play games #Xmas is about love but since i dont love 90% of the people ive spent xmas with in the past im just like... Well uh dont...care unfortunatel

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