#the question is who bought them

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

THE MATCHING SWEATERS ARE SO CUTE EXCUSE ME SIRS🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I KNOW 😭🫶❤️

On a totally unrelated side note: Where is the petition for bringing back Andriy's shirts with the messages?! Sir, wr need them back!

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

"I don't wanna parry :(" Fucking weak. Your bloodline will end with you. You will not survive winter. Your family should start fucking praying and.

[melonisopod]

MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iT'S MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alongtidesoflight]

i swear my stepdad is so illogical AND stubborn it hurts

[10yearsofdnp]

June 14, 2015: Phil hosts a liveshow where he gives us horoscope readings, rants about stag beetles, and gives his thoughts on Matilda the Musical! ♓️🪲🎭

[guacamolleee]

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[keeps-ache]

physically i feel like i've experienced exhaustion going at least 75 on a side road while i was just chilling and standing next to my own mailbox when it hit me with its stupid 2025 ford f150 But at least my eyeballs aren't itchy :)

[warrior-of-storms]

I have no idea if he still has it, but once upon a time Bruce Wayne owned a "#1 Super Hero" mug, and this fact delights me.

source: Batman (1940) #413

[fruiteggsaladit]

Thinking abt the Urameshi apartment (before the fire) and how full of junk it was when Yusuke was on ghost-trial and Keiko came over to visit and help out, versus when we first see the Urameshi apartment in the first chapter/episode (it's actually rather clean!! If Togashi had wanted us to think it was messy he'd have shown it being messy from the very first scene!), the fact that Atsuko remains in the apartment while Yusuke's body is resting there and yet it's only when Keiko comes by that some progress is made, in other words, Yusuke is the one who keeps the house clean normally

[lupismaris]

realizing I'm actually deeply hateful of what algorithm based social media/social media as a whole has done to how we interact with our friend groups on a local level 50/50 because I'm a mentally ill socialist and because I work tangentially in marketing so I know how it's rigged

[baejax-the-great]

So the one reason to go to Arkansas is to drive through a town named "Flippin," where everything sounds like a euphemism. Flippin Fire Dept. Flippin School. Flippin Police. Etc.

While that does sound charming, I don't know that justifies a trip to Arkansas

[britneyshakespeare]

Much Ado About Nothing, II.i

[sassyhazelowl]

As I enter another season of selling birds [to pay for my birds], I am already reminded of how many people are just incredibly annoying. It makes me never want to sell a single bird ever again LMAO.

[chaoticeddie]

already on edge having a cop in the building all fucking day, I do NOT need any goddamn transphobia today

[hxperion]

tag dump

handsome jack tag dump part : 1/?

[mercurialbadger]

I have spent most of my life drilling it into myself consciously, btw.

The enemy will always do everything to destroy you if you show too much weakness or too much strength. OpSec is essential for survival. Most people will sell you out for a promise of a half a corn chip, or just for fun. You always need to learn to live anticipating all of your personal belongings being stripped from you. That's how you will experience minimal setback. That's how you develop superior alternatives to fancy things, this is how you become really, really strong.

PTSD is nothing but competence that you are not aware of and therefore cannot control. If you want to put up a good fight you will understand that it us imperative to structure your life around these.

This is what being human is, this is the only ultimate happiness.

Which ones of these arbitrary trauma-induced rules do you follow?

No spending money, ever. what if you need it later and your life depends on it.

Assume that all strangers are 3 seconds close to becoming hostile. fawn to keep them friendly.

No delegating tasks. no telling other people to do things you could potentially do yourself. what if they mess up.

Assume that everyone will consider you a burden if you do 1 single mistake that inconveniences them. do all that is possible to not make that mistake.

Do not admit when things are going wrong. wait until theres no other option but to ask for help, and even then consider not doing that.

Always act like you're okay. not doing so might make you seem 'not normal' and 'accused of being crazy and unstable'.

Do anything for friends, even if it sounds weird, dodgy, illegal. you want to prove that you're fun and easy going and helpful and useful and extremely cool with anything.

Never let it show if you're suspicious of someone. never say out loud that you think their intentions are bad. that might set them off.

If hurt, hide and isolate. Do not let anyone see you hurt.

Do not ask help for problems you feel are your own responsibility to solve. Even if you don't see yourself solving them successfully. If you can't do it, assume nobody can help you.

Help others to try and build positive relationships. Don't accept help so you don't end up relying on them for anything.

Do not start things that involve help or participation from other people. People are not reliable.

Assume that institutions, government, police, social services, and any kind of groups of people are all considering you a nuisance, and would attack you on sight, in every single situation. Never rely on them or assume they would do anything else.

No arguing, confronting, or standing up for yourself unless the situation is absolutely unsurvivable otherwise. Lay low until doing otherwise is seriously damaging your mental health and ability to live.

Give up on hopeful social encounters before they disappoint you. If you have to interact with people, assume the worst is about to happen.

No allowing yourself to idealize, or dream of positive future with people. It's a trap and your expectations need to be either extremely realistic or low.

Assume that fancy and expensive things don't exist for you. Despise them and get away from them.

No comparing yourself and your life to how other people live. It causes depression and despair. Other people's lives and standards of living are none of your business.

Do not showcase any skill or brag about any achievement. Jealous people can destroy you for satisfaction.

Assume people think the worst of you and don't consider changing their mind. Just try to keep out of their way.

Do not display anger. You don't want to be called insane or get arrested. You don't know what people could potentially blame you for if you're openly angry. But other angry people are dangerous and you need to get away from them.

If you follow more than half of these, you have a trauma-induced problem. These are not normal or healthy. These are not developed in a healthy environment. These are extremely self-protective, isolating, ruled by terror of the world and the people living in it. If you follow these, something bad has been done to you.