#the referee

[sigomaru]

mario, the referee

[cryptidzero]

another tf2 oc.. idk his name yet but he sounds like the jerma bioshock audio but with more of a hollywood voice. does announcements and hosts 1v1 matches between mercs or other parties if they pay

[tricksterzoroark]

imagine blorboifying the most background of characters and giving them a biography because of a simple little headcanon you hd that spiraled out of control

this is about the referee from punch out

[chirpingfromthebox]

Sports fans after any game:

[pepsidogonline]

Did he really have to dress like that to referee matches

[somegrumpynerd]

I think that nightmare living with his boys after the truce(actually even before that) is literally hearing a clink and him yelling "KILLER, DUST, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND STOP FIGHTING"

(I don't know if I worded that right so I'm sorry if you can't understand-)

Oh absolutely!! When Nightmare hears rummaging around in any room he has to go check, because usually it's just Horror preparing food or one of them doing something, but there's always a chance he's about to break up a fight

What I like to imagine is how long after an agreed truce (and assuming Dream comes to visit now and then) does Dream feel confident enough to break up the fights

(He's very good at it, as it turns out)

[ziggyplayedguitar96]

The PWHL having ref cams is so cool but also so funny lmao

[fandomnerd9602]

The ball missed the net. The whistle blew.

“Foul” Wanda, dressed in her referee uniform called out, “out of bounds”

Third grader Natalie could only huff. She thought she’d get it a little easier with her mom being the referee. Somehow it just seemed harder.

You were watching the whole game, cradling your infant twins Billy and Tommy.

“Look boys, Mom’s getting another group of parents angry at her again” you pointed over to a group of parents already walking up to Wanda.

You had to admit it, she looked amazing in that outfit. The power had clearly gone to your wife’s head.

You always loved seeing her in that outfit. The fantasies that played out in your mind.

Ten years of marriage and you still act like newlyweds.

“Go easy ref!” You jokingly call out, “this is a third graders’ game”

Wanda blows her whistle on you.

“Fowl” she answers back, “unlawfully fine looking parent. See me after the game.”

Agatha, acting as the Westview School basketball coach, couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

“I shouldve never given her that uniform.” Agatha snickers.

Pietro, ever the jokester, threw some popcorn at his sister. “Boo this ref!”

Wanda walked over and sat down by you. “I’m going to kill him some day”

“You love him too much” you answer back, kissing your wife on the cheek. “And the boys love you out there”

“Are you sure it’s not you?” She winks back. Wanda whispers in your ear, “I got Pietro to watch the kids after the game and Agatha to let us lock the locker rooms up”

“You’ve been reading my referee fantasies again havent you?” You smirk.

Wanda nods “and I’m gonna make every single one of them come true tonight” your wife tops it off with a wink.

And then came another foul, this time from the other team. Wanda was immediately on it.

She blew her whistle, “foul!”

That’s your Wanda.

For @aloneodi and @lifespectator

[spirit-lanterns]

I bet serval’s little baby bunnies are the last hyperactive. They’d be doing zoomies every where in the house, even convince the other bunnies to race them

It does not help that Serval is the referee for these races and enables such behaviors. She seems like the fun mom type that makes new games for her kids and takes them out on little adventures

Ohh Serval’s baby buns… 😨

By far, the most extroverted and loudest buns of the entire litter. They’ve inherited their mother’s love for music and enthusiasm, so these bunnies would be banging on anything they can find like drums, or thumping loudly on the floors with their feet.

And the zoomies. Thanks to their mama being of the lightning element, Serval’s baby buns zoom all over the house at the speed of light. Multiple times has Bunny Reader exhausted herself chasing them while Serval manages to easily catch them one by one (she’s like the parent that has it easy when it comes to their kids because she enables their behavior)

Poor Bunny Reader…

[inkysnapyarty]

Learning a lot of very important things!

[winguontheweb]

the "Zebras" as they're called

[peppermintpillz]

I’ve seen that Mario x Don Flamenco is a thing and I think that’s funny but also extremely awesome and based. Please take my shitpost art I made of them

(Suggestive?? Art under the cut I get a bit weird lol)

I promise I’ll make serious punch out art for pride month eventually

[viejospellejos]

Os presentamos a Steve Willis, el mejor árbitro de boxeo jamás habido:

Enviado por: Wolfy

[excusethequality]

I love a good sign at a hockey game

[team-avia]

Just wondering how Mia feels about Miranda? I mean, Mia suggested killing Miranda in her route and she seemed to contemplate about the whole idea before deciding against it for whatever reasons 😭😭

Mia HATES Miranda, the only reason she sticks around is for you. She's more or less joking about killing Miranda during her route and doesn't actually expect MC to agree to it (if they agreed...well...) and knows full well she'd probably fail. To my silly little brain, they eventually do become somewhat friends where Mia will push her buttons, and Miranda will try to kill her all in good fun* *(read: they agree not to upset MC so they "play nice").

Cinder

[beyondbirthdayzzz]

I feel like an individual sport like tennis is perfect for Light and L because they (or atleast Light alone) would be very incompatible with team sports. Light won't stop thinking about how his teammates do not perform like world-class professionals and just be internally annoyed at all of them, mumbling to himself, “This game is rotten and stupid.”