BG3 Companions as Out-of-Context Shit My Friends Said
Astarion: Your moral compass and poor sense of direction will lead you to fail in life.
Gale: Just remember kids, if college doesn't work out, you can always get hit by a car.
Halsin: The deer gave me a hickey.
Jaheira: All children are six to me. Until a few years ago, [Tav] was six.
Karlach: My body is doing surgery on a grape and I'm the grape.
Lae'zel: You are on notice to never apologize for me, because I am not sorry.
Minsc: There's no escaping the leaves. It's like we're in the ocean.
Minthara: Would you be mad if your boyfiend inexplicably went missing?
Shadowheart: The Unholy Matron doesn't accept asshole souls, so we can't sacrifice him. He's got to be diluted first.
Wyll: I'm going to go from wanting to shoot myself to actually being happy about my life, and I don't know what to do with that.
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Okay reasons why Gail Simone’s Secret Six (2005, 2006, 2008) is totally worth your time:
Do you enjoy Suicide Squad 1987 but want something written a bit more modern? With no Harley Quinn in it?
Would you prefer your selection of B and C list cringe fail villains to be trying their best to be working legally as mercenaries but also be the absolute worst at morality?
Do you want it to read something that is complete ship bait in every possible direction because the entire cast picked up a document headed ‘found family’ and are all wildly misinterpreting it in different ways? (While also in the middle of an argument over what is family, and do we like our families anyway?)
Is your idea of the peak ship dynamics for the title to be between characters who are very specifically not doing it on panel and in fact are very much doing other people, while still radiating homoerotic tension off the charts whenever they’re in the same room or talking about the other?
Do you enjoy reading a comic with this level of queer coding and queer bait, with the full knowledge that the writing and art team are doing it deliberately for their OWN entertainment as much as the audience’s?
Would you like the team's inability to actually count to six be a running plot point?
Also if you like Flatline as a character - I REALLY want you to meet Jeannette.
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Meme: favorite books read so far in 2024 (tagged by @child-of-hurin)
Ju's post doesn't say how many books to pick but she listed four, so that's what I'm doing.
Honorable mention goes to the six other Sayers novels I've read so far this year, because I've been absolutely devouring them and it was hard to pick a favorite (and no I'm not done with the series yet)
tagging @wizardysseus, @anghraine, @yavieriel, @thecrenellations, @roseofbattles, and anybody else who would like to do it!
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Top 5 books you would suggest to sb to get them into reading 😀
*suddenly forgets every book I've ever read* uuuhhhh.... maybe
Percy Jackson series
Murderbot Diaries
Saga, or Sarah Andersen's comics, depending on the person
Wayward Children series
maybe A Good Girl's Guide to Murder
Thanks!
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The Gintama Sound Ultra Soul 24 set list.
It's made up of the top 10 songs as decided by fans via a survey conducted last year, with some fun surprises sprinkled here and there. For each song, video would play of the scenes or characters related to the song. In between songs, the cast (voice actors Tomokazu Sugita (Gintoki), Daisuke Sakaguchi (Shinpachi), Rie Kugimiya (Kagura), with Mikako Takahashi (Otsuu/Sadaharu) as the MC, "DJ Otsuu" and Elizabeth as itself) would occasionally chat on stage.
The track list (with a couple of notes) is under the cut.
Omae mo Touningyou ni shite yarou ka! (お前も糖人形にしてやろうか!)
Temeeraaaa!! Soredemo Gintama tsuiten no kaaaa! (てめーらァァァ!!それでも銀魂ついてんのかァァァ!)
Subtitle da konoyarou (サブタイトルだコノヤロー) (as 10.5 in the top ten countdown)
Yorozuya Ginchan to ha Oretachi no Koto Da ! (万事屋 銀ちゃんとは俺達の事だ!)
Saraba Dachikou (さらばダチ公)
Makoto no Michi (真選組の道)
Rakuyou (烙陽)
Kono Mabuta No Oku Ni (この目蓋の奥に)
Zura ja nai Katsura daaa!! (ヅラじゃない桂だァァ!!)
Shougun Kayoooo! (将軍かよォォォ!)
Ohikaenasutte! (お控えなすって!) (afternoon)/ (Evening) Kettou Mae niha You wo Tase (決闘前には用を足せ)
I am Shock (afternoon)/Dondake! Gintaman (どんだけー!ギンタマン) (evening)
Sukonbu Okawari Yoroshi ? (酢昆布おかわりヨロシ?) (Introducing one of the Yorozuya members, Kagura)
Hatsujoki Desuka Konoyaro (瞳孔が開いてんぞ ) (Introducing Gintoki)
Mimawari Gumi -Isaburou No Theme- (見廻り組 -異三郎のテーマ-)
Ibara Gaki to Bara Gaki (茨ガキと薔薇ガキ)
Elizabeth Hajimete No Otsukai (エリザベス はじめてのおつかい) (the audience played a clapping game with the cast)
Taisetsu Na Ni Hodo Omoku Seoi Gatai (大切な荷ほど重く背負い難い)
Rokudenashi Futari (ろくでなし二人)
Yamiyo no Mushi ha Hikari ni Tsudou (闇夜の虫は光に集う) (the opening bars were played on a shamisen)
Jinsei ha Belt Conveyor no yoni Nagareru (人生はベルトコンベアのように流れる) (top ten #3)
Okite ha Yaburu Tame ni Koso Aru (掟は破るためにこそある) (#2)
Ore mo, mo Jump Sotsugyo Shinakya Ikene Toshi Dayo na (俺も、もうジャンプ卒業しなきゃいけねぇ歳だよなぁ)
Housou kodo Gananbonomonjai! 放送コードがなんぼのものもんじゃい (Otsuu Unplugged)
Omae no Baachan omae no Basshu haitetaお前のバアちゃんお前のバッシュ履いてた (afternoon)/Omae no Too-chan chome-chome (お前の父ちゃんチョメチョメ) (evening)
Temeeraaaa!! Soredemo Gintama tsuiten no kaaaa! (てめーらァァァ!!それでも銀魂ついてんのかァァァ!) (#1)
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So the mountain angst, I have to work on it in little bits and pieces cuz feels 😂
I thought I'd drop some tidbits here cuz I'm brainstorming and you get to be witness to it.
Terzo is dead, or at least presumed dead. After being dragged off stage at their last show, the ghouls have not seen or heard from their beloved Papa. Aether and Mountain have put in inquiry after inquiry with the Clergy, only to be dismissively told that a "paradigm shift was in motion". Omega is beside himself.
The ghouls are back at the Ministry, and the change can be felt with Terzo's absence. Yes, the man was arrogant, sometimes dangerously impulsive, but the abbey had been bright and full of music and warmth under his direction, being the hedonist that he was.
Now, it is cold, and dark. Siblings scurry along the corridors, heads down and shoulders hunched. The ghouls, where once recieved warmly, are now thrown fearful sideways glances, like the siblings know something that the pack doesn't.
It's the transition from fall to winter. The ghoul's elemental powers are lulling, as they tend to wax and wane with the change of the seasons.
They begin waking up to find that members are simply...disappearing over night. First Zephyr, then Ifrit. One day, Omega, their Alpha and protector, is just...gone. Mountain, Dew, and Aether huddle together most days for protection and comfort, feeling the absence of their mates. They have each other, they can keep each other safe.
But the Winter solstice is coming. The longest night.
*slinks away back into my cave*
💙
Mac your mind!! I see exactly where you’re going with this and I am so here for it! The slow build up of dread, and the absolute fear Mountain will have when certain Dew related events occur…just 🤌🏼 And the timeline is perfect too because there’s no Copia really around yet to intervene with anything, it’s just Sister working in the shadows which creates more fear and uncertainty~
Take care while you write love, I can’t wait to read it when you’re finished!!
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