#the sophomore James

[scalpho]

can you imagine being james whitclaw and getting your ass handed to you by your worst enemy's loser teenaged son's loser teenaged friends and so you die and you get to hell and not only is your worst enemy there (he's so awful that he should be in the abyss but he CLIMBED OUT and they just LET HIM) but he's also having so much goddamn fun. the time of his afterlife. just an absolute blast. oh i would be fuming

[wogglywiggler]

cassandra doodle on whiteboard... getting a feel for her design

[emiko-matsui]

drop the time you've been maddest at the dice in the tags. personally it's when fabian does his entire monologue at the gold gardens to whitclaw where he's like "my father is the most feared pirate in the world, he killed your king, and i killed my father. i will enjoy seeing you make a fool of yourself and will laugh along the entirety of leviathan once you do. And then I kick him in the fucking chest" and rolling a NAT FUCKING ONE

[mysharona1987]

Micheal Gandolfini in The Many Saints of Newark is still a very pleasant performance. You just wish the movie was better.

But I never forget that was always Tony.

[d20unfuckability]

Headmistress Boudicca Philtrum vs Captain James Whitclaw

<There is no official art for James Whitclaw>

"Disgusting vibes. Ma'am why are you tormenting these four random children-- oh it's the prejudice and need for control? Ofc its the prejudice and need for control. AND she's based on a JKR character so she's probably also transphobic"

"has a full blown actual rivalry with a highschooler for a good minute there. now i see you saying: tentacle face. cunniligus. it'd be insane. to which i say: he is dj khaled to me he simply will not do it. youre like hey man you'd give insane head and he's like i'm the pirate king the pirate king doesn't give head he only gets head"

[peonyblossom]

my headcanons for The Freshman characters' minors

also gonna include their canon majors in case you haven't read The Freshman or don't remember them

Erica (my MC): English (Creative Writing) major, Linguistics minor

Kaitlyn: Music major, Women & Gender Studies minor

Zig: Mathematics major w/a teaching license, no minor

Tyler: Computer Science major, Film minor

Abbie: Art and Gender Studies double major, no minor

Chris: Political Science major, History minor

Becca: Economics major, Business and Criminology double minor

Zack: Architecture major, Interior Design minor

James: English major, Theatre minor

[sugaggukkie]

not to show up after literal weeks of being mia but I need need need to document this because HOLY SHIT

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[beccas-gf]

I love them so so much 💗💖💓💞🩷💜💕💝💖💗💓💜💕🩷

[chungledown-bimothy]

i always forget that lou also rolled a nat one on his very first attack roll against whitclaw, at the gold gardens where they met him for the first time

the universe said fabian was gonna have a bad time on leviathan from minute fucking one

[choices-binglebonkus]

I am bored and cannot sleep, so I have decided just now to make a ranking list from worst to best of all the main characters of The Freshman’s new outfits in The Sophomore. This only includes the outfits they give themselves, not the makeovers we buy.

8. James Ashton.

James’s new outfit did not suit him in the slightest. Nothing about this looks good. Not the jacket, not the T-shirt. None of it. They did James so dirty.

7. Kaitlyn Liao.

The outfit is okay. The jewelry is kinda meh and the top looks like it doesn’t fit properly, but it’s fine. My biggest issue is with Kaitlyn’s hair. The way it’s drawn makes it look really greasy.

6. Tyler Alan.

The T-shirt is wrinkly and just doesn’t look very good. Not much to say about this one.

5. Zack Zilberg.

I love Zack to pieces. He’s one of my favorite characters in the entire app. But good fucking god, this shirt is not a good look. I was relieved when he went back to his regular outfit.

4. Becca Davenport.

Becca’s outfit suits her pretty well. It’s nothing to write home about, but it fits her personality and looks good. However, I’m personally not a fan of her bangs.

3. Zig Ortega.

Zig’s new outfit also suits him, and as a bonus, he kept his already flattering hairstyle. The only complaint I have is about his shirt. I get that they were doing a gradient, but the way it’s drawn and colored makes it look dirty.

2. Abbie Bishop.

Abbie’s dress (shirt???) looks cute as hell. It probably would have ranked #1 if we had gotten a larger view of it in game.

1. Chris Powell.

Chris’s outfit in The Sophomore, in my opinion, is a vast improvement to his original look. I could not STAND his shirt or his hair in The Freshman because I thought he looked like a huge dork. But his outfit in The Sophomore complements his character and personality while also flattering how he looks. The hair is a major improvement especially.

[scalpho]

actually i kinda understand why whitclaw destroyed the ramble like that because if i had spent over a decade wanting to be the pirate king but i thought i couldn't take the crown because i was operating under the assumption that bill seacaster (who i fucking HATE, btw) taking down the pirate monarchy and saying "no kings for a captain" actually held some weight, and then i finally gathered up my crew to go and ask about it and not only did i get interrupted by coward bill seacaster's coward son but i ALSO found out that actually seacaster's bullshit declaration didn't mean anything legally and literally anyone could've walked up and just taken the crown and crowned themself whenever they wanted and there's no stipulations to that other than the typical pirate row and the runction shit and so i've spent ALL this time doing FUCK ALL for NO REASON? i would be pissed too. would also destroy and kill whoever told me that. i'm not saying he was right i'm just saying i get it

[oliviacatherinesposts]

i’m reading the sophomore series after not reading it for a while and i’m remembering how corney the dialogue in the whole TF series is😔 im also very much regretting romancing kaitlyn cause james and mc look so cute

[c-k-mack]

TFW you’re up against a high-level mind flayer, your bonus cleric has been banished and your whole party is rolling like💩

[jazzums]

fabian aramais seacaster makes my little heart ache more than any of these kids he’s just a boy

[natjennie]

lou, mocking: we all remember adaine's classic scooter from sophomore year!

me: .... she pulled it out of the jacket when she asked for something to get them to you faster when you were fighting captain james in the street..... and fig and gorgug cut the rope to fly across leviathan...... adaine's scooter.....