Fic Stats Meme
Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and your fic with the least amount of words. Tagged by @multifandomhoodies, thank you!
For this, I often had the same fics across multiple positions, so I shuffled them until I had different options
Most hits
The God Machine - Marvel Cinematic Universe, 31K, Tony Stark/Loki, 26,296 hits
Tony Stark goes undercover to spy on Loki. It's a fucking disaster.
Second most comments
Highwater - Star Wars, 32K, Finn/Poe Dameron, 700 comments
Poe is captured, memory-wiped, and turned into an assassin. Finn will give up everything to save him.
Third most kudos
The Theory of Harmony - The Mandalorian, 11K, Din Djarin/Cobb Vanth, 1,409 kudos
Din Djarin goes back to Mos Pelgo to lay low. Cobb Vanth asks Din to teach him Tusken sign language, and Din has to decide which of his secrets are worth keeping. Since swearing the Creed, Din has never told anyone he’s deaf.
Fourth most bookmarks
The Hour Before Dawn - Star Wars, 8K, Finn/Poe Dameron, 253 bookmarks
So it turns out there’s only one bed on the Falcon.
Fifth most words
the size of the fight in the dog - Andor, 24K, Brasso/Cassian Andor
North London, 1998. Brasso is a bareknuckle boxer and Cassian is his manager. When Cassian gets into trouble he can't talk his way out of, there may not be a chance for Brasso to confess his long-guarded feelings. He's busy trying to finish the week with the same number of teeth as when he started.
Least words
Parting Ways - The Mandalorian, 97 words (technically 100 but ao3 counts dashes as single words), Bo-Katan Kryze/The Armorer
Death Watch cannot afford to take foundlings.
tagging @bright-thorn, @elwenyere, @saltsprite, @jkrockin, @halfeatenmoon, and anyone else who wants to go!
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Rewriting the last 2 seasons of mlp:fim, cause I'm bored and I need to get my ideas out.
I warn you: This is a collection of cluttered ideas, so don't expect it to be perfect o anything XD
Story of season 8 rewrite:
Instead of there being a School of Friendship, have the Student 6 be assigned to study under one of the Mane 6.
Twilight Sparkle does what she did in the show and asks each of the different leaders to send a student to study, learn, and live with them. The student paired with each Mane Six member is:
Strength (Rockhoof) – Honesty (Applejack) – Yona (?)
Healing (Mage Meadowbrook) – Kindness (Fluttershy) – Sandbar (?)
Hope (Somnambula) – Laughter (Pinkie Pie) – Silverstream (Enthusiasm)
Beauty (Mistmane) – Generosity (Rarity) – Ocellus (Change)
Bravery (Flash Magnus) – Loyalty (Rainbow Dash) – Smolder (?)
Sorcery (Star Swirl the Bearded) – Magic (Twilight Sparkle) – Gallus (?)
I believe that this makes more sense than a school.
Give the two villains of the season (Cozy Glow and Chancellor Neighsay) actual reasons/backstories for the way they act and what they do.
Examples:
Give Cozy Glow a more believable motivation. In the original finale, Cozy's motivation for stealing the magic of Equestria is... I forgot honesty, lol.
A more believable motivation could be that Cozy feels neglected and overlooked by the other ponies, specifically unicorns, and she wants to screw with everyone by creating a level playing field (disregarding how it'll fuck up everyone in Equestria).
For the Chancellor, let's say that he recalls all of the times throughout the series where ponykind had been attacked or come into conflict with other creatures, etc. That's a more believable motivation.
Season 8 finale:
I actually don't know how to write this in a way for it to make more sense, I just know that these specific plot points need to happen in the episode:
The Mane Six are put out of commission in order for the Student Six to be revealed to have a connection to the Elements of Harmony
Cozy is revealed to have a connection to Tirek in some way. And we actually learn her backstory.
The Mane Six talk to Tirek and learn more about his past, and he mentions Scorpan of course
Chancellor Neighsay gets a realistic redemption, but after learning his backstory of course
Cozy Glow is sent away, not to Tartarus, but to stay with Shining Armor and Princess Cadence in the Crystal Empire to learn how to be good and get whatever the f*ck help she needs XD
At the end of the story the Mane Six are praising their individual students and are happy that they have the same connection to the Elements and each other that they do.
Story of season 9:
In order to understand what happens next, I highly recommend that you watch these videos by DrWolf001 on YouTube. These videos were the ones that inspired all of this:
ok, here we go!
Premiere:
Everything that happened in the season 9 premiere happens, the only difference being that Grogar is the REAL Grogar, not Discord in disguise.
Oh, and… a very special guest shows up at the school.
Everyone in the room, the Mane Six, Spike, the Pillars, Celestia and Luna, the Student Six, everyone else is in utter shock at who it is:
Scorpan, Tirek's younger brother, carrying a staff made from the Tree of Harmony!
Following episodes:
Scorpan has made his reappearance to the characters. The Pillars and the Royal Sisters are ecstatic to see their old friend, especially Starswirl. Scorpan asks Celestia if the dragon egg he gave her hatched yet, and everyone is shocked. Scorpan meets Spike, and explains himself:
When Starswirl and Scorpan first became friends, Scorpan was carrying Spike's egg with him. He explains that he found it by itself, and wanted to find it a home. He asked Starswirl to take care of it, but he refused, since he had more important things to do. Starswirl instead gave it to Celestia and Luna to use as a test, similar to Twilight Sparkle's test in the School for Gifted Unicorns. After the Pillars sacrificed themselves to stop the Pony of Shadows, Scorpan went back to his homeland. His brother was in Tartarus, and his friends were gone, so he had no reason to stay.
Many years have passed, and Celestia still couldn't open the egg. She didn't know why, since she was a powerful alicorn. So when she built her school, she created the egg as the final test. (Even if a Unicorn couldn't open the egg, they wouldn't be judged on that alone.)
Scorpan explains what inspired him to come back to Equestria: His magical staff, which was made out of a branch from the Tree of Harmony, alerted him to the fact that more creatures were now connected to the Tree, so he came there to see. Scorpan meets them all, but is confused about something: There are only six elements for the Mane Six and the Student Six.
Scorpan demands to see the Tree of Harmony, and storms off with the others following him.
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Scorpan sees that the Tree is destroyed, but he is still trying to find something. The others are confused, but Scorpan says that it's "nothing". They leave, except for Spike.
Spike asks Scorpan where he found his egg, and Scorpan says he "doesn't remember". Spike is disappointed of course, but eventually says that he's accepted it. Scorpan starts asking Spike about his life with the ponies and all that jazz, and after hearing Spike talk, he realizes that Spike is exactly like him:
He's the only non-pony member of his group of friends, he has a closer relationship with the main element (Twilight Sparkle) similar to how Scorpan had a closer relationship with the main element in his day (Starswirl), and even though he feels out of place sometimes, he's accepted his life and his duties to help his friends. Scorpan tells Spike that he believes he's the 7th Element.
Tolerance (Scorpan) – Acceptance (Spike) – (?) (?)
Who is under Spike? That remains to be seen... meaning idk
Spike tells him that it's impossible, as when the ponies found the Elements, they only found 6. Scorpan tells him that only those that are connected to the Elements can find them. Scorpan and Spike search the Castle of the Two Sisters, but can't find the missing element anywhere. Scorpan asks Spike to try to remember if he's ever taken it or even seen it, and Spike remembers:
In the episode Secret of My Excess, when Spike was going through his greed-induced puberty, he was taking random things and hoarding them in the library. One was an orb that he found in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
But after Spike had turned back to normal, he had returned all of the items he took. Spike didn't know what the orb was, so he just kept it in the basement.
And then… the library was destroyed by Tirek. So the entrance to the basement was lost underground. So Scorpan and Spike start digging, or they find a way to teleport down there, idk
They find the orb in the basement, and Spike tries to get it to transform into a jewel. Scorpan says that it can only transform in the presence of the other Elements.
That's all I've come up with. Feel free to add, suggest, or rewrite something, please 😅
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I MIGHT just have figured out why Kokichi outed Gonta in Ch 4
I was on some japanese translation blog and Kokichi states even he doesn't know who the true mastermind is, which isn't so surprising.
Anyway as I read that I thought, if he doesn't know, its likely to assume he can't tell when the mastermind is lying when amongst them (I'm not actually sure if Tsumugi lies in regards to her being a mastermind, but maybe the general fact that Kokichi couldn't pick up on any lies, whether the lies were actually there or not, was something he noticed)
So what if, during the trial when Gonta was saying things that Kokichi knew were false but Kokichi couldn't pick up on any tells that he was lying, made him think Gonta might have been the mastermind?
IN FACT it would explain why he does it after Shuichi lies, as Gonta in response says he believes Shuichis claims. Gonta saying that, and Kokichi not being able to pick up any tells of a lie, would explain why it was at THAT specific moment he comes to a conclusion and outs Gonta as blackened
It could also loosely explain why he talks about ruining "the mystery solving fun". He verbally directs his so-called revenge at Shuichi, but him ruining the "fun" makes more sense when hes talking about messing with the mastermind and any audience thats watching them.
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Here’s a relatively comprehensive list of my interests separated into categories based on how well I think I know them:
God itself does not know this like I do:
BATIM
Vita Carnis
TMA
The Darkside Detective
My knowledge is extensive, yet incomplete:
Gemini Home Entertainment
Paper Mario (JUST THE FIRST ONE)
Led Zeppelin (I had a phase in middle school)
BATDS
Kirby (would be higher but I haven’t fully caught up on lore since Star Allies)
The scythe book series
TMAGP
I am no expert, but I am no fool either:
FNAF (I used to consider myself an expert in FNAF lore. I have since been humbled)
Whale sharks (just the animal)
BATDR
The Matrix
Star Trek
Monument Mythos
Liminal Land
Harmony and Horror
Angelology
Human anatomy (bones, organs, muscles, ect)
Pokémon
Lethal company
The Bible (I am not religious)
My knowledge is rather limited in the grand scheme of things:
Bugs
The Walten Files
Colour theory
Mincraft (I know a lot, but only up to the water update where they added dolphins and stuff)
BATIM but specifically the books
Animated Barbie movies
Demonology
Space
My knowledge is but a drop in the ocean of information:
Elden Ring (and Bloodborne and all the souls games really. I would like to know more about them though)
Dinosaurs
The meanings flowers have
Psychology
Ghosts
Junji ito books (I am not in the financial position to purchase any)
I don’t know shit (but I want to):
Greylock
The last of us
Bauldurs gate
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