T or A: Hazbin Hotel
Angel: Hey, Husk! Tits or ass?
Husker: Tits (slugs his liquor)
Angel: Lucifer! Tits or ass?
Lucifer: Hmmm.... hourglass figure, so BOTH.
Angel: Fair enough. Fair enough. (turns to Vaggie) Vags! Tits or ass?
Vaggie: (crosses her arms) Seriously?
Angel: Hey, if big daddy Luci can answer, so can you.
Vaggie: (aggravated pout before looking at Charlie) Legs. Definitely legs.
Angel: Oooooh, a nice choice. Charlie! Tits or ass?
Charlie: (blushing before glancing at Vaggie) Do hips count?
Angel: Whatever gets you there, toots. I'd say it's part of the ass-ular region.
Charlie: ......Then hips and ass.
Angel: Alright, Smiles. Ass or ti-
Alastor: Liver.
Hazbins: (horrified)
Alastor: .....Were we not talking about parts we liked to eat?
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is this a blep or a mlem?
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Just wanted to say Pink in the toilet in your header made me cackle so thanks for that djcjsjdnsf
thanks very much. i saw one of my friends redraw this with one of their favorite characters and i couldn't help myself
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It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.
We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.
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“If you have time to be on social media, you also have time for…” “If you have time to watch Netflix, you also have time for…” Yeah, but do I have the energy for it? Do I have the emotional and mental capacity for it? Am I pain-free enough for it? Can I focus on it? Can I do it without leaving my bed? Can I safely do it without risk of (physically or emotionally) injuring myself by pushing past my boundaries?
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it’s always lewis do u regret going to ferrari, and never toto do u regret fumbling the best driver and team player the sport has ever seen
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Been getting a lot of asks assuming that I work for Hoyoverse lately, so I thought it would be a good time to post the reminder! I'm not upset, I just don't want to cause any disappointment (or shock anyone when I swear or say something gay lol).
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