#the unemployed demon king

[moonarcadia]

I decided to create a full emote version of chibi donghua Merlin.

Drawing & edit made by me: @moonarcadia !

[chai-en-kaadhale]

imagine if the museum fight got put on the news and han sooyoung just had to go to work the next day with all of her students REQUIRING the tea

[critterbitter]

HELLO HI ID LIKE TO ASK WHAT PROGRAM AND BRUSHES YOU USE CUZ IM LITTERALY EXPLODING EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR ART

actually actually... *pulls out whole stack of paper*...I have. a FEW,, a good few,, questions to ask. they are not many I swear 😇

OK SO FIRST OF ALL HOW DO YOU DRAW SO FAST???? everyday I log onto Tumblr I always see something new from you and I get very very happy. But then I start to question my own existence because not even I CAN SPEED RUN ART LIKE THAT. AND SO SPECTACULARLY TOO

Last question! how do you color and make it look so well?? just. How. I need to know. This is a CRY FOR HE-

anyway thank you for being one of my favorite artists that always feed my brain rot, pls keep making amazing art because like a little yamper I will follow behind and stay updated.

(Stands there)

Response and thoughts under cut!

First question! What art program I use!

Mostly procreate, along with a handful of brushes! (Specifically the Jing Set and some custom stuff, which is really just a circle brush with the shape changed to a square.)

Second question! How do i draw so much!

Okay so. I am. Ahhah. Unemployed,,,,? No, I do freelance illustration, but hmm. A studio job would be nice.

i graduated college last year and I’m very used to eight hour art shifts. The body sort of remembers to keep working, even though I no longer have storyboards or visdev homework to do.

Also. The hyperfixation is a deep vast tunnel I STILL have not seen the end of the light to, good golly. (I have dreams now about the kids committing shenanigan crimes. I wake up in cold sweat and write them down in a journal. It’s like being the mouthpiece to an angry god.)

So the overall gist is: I was trained to be a storyboard artist with a visdev background, and I’m using that higher education to draw funny muppets because my brain’s funny.

I also DO have a queue, and I’ve been treating this as a sort of inktober project. I am definitely going to slow down soon though! Maybe. Hopefully. Ah… (sheepishly drops my kofi here)

Third question! How do i color!

I. I, uh. I dont know man the coloring demons have a grip on my soul and i just go along for the ride. But also, if it helps, i prefer to limit my pallets to only a few colors at a time. Lighting is king, so if you can figure out if you want to focus on either on your lights or shadows, you’ll have a much easier time composing. That, and symbolic colors— idk, something hits different about art drenched in gold with a tiny hint of a man staring into the blinding horizon, or a green leafy environment with a single dot of artificial red. I also like using blue and purple for shadows, and I’m a big fan of muting colors with only one or two that pop— one of the reasons why I was so attracted to submas in the first place is because from a design aesthetic, they’re both super funny muppet men AND really cool train guys that have a limited pallet and thematic apparel.

Overall response! THANK YOU SO MUCH. This goes out to a BUNCH of people who sent me inbox queries— sorry for not responding, it’s a tad overwhelming because some of them are story questions even I don’t really know will go yet, and others are words of praise and I’m selfish and like scrolling through the inbox to look at them when I feel down. I am more of an artist who sits in the corner and sprouts like a potato rather then a branching vine who socializes, but I really do see people’s responses and they make me go :)))))

Okay ramble over. Thanks for coming to the soapbox, and good luck on creating!

[tenthousandyearsx]

"Anna Croft." The moment she heard that voice, Anna Croft's expression hardened. She slowly turned around, her neck rigid. "You… How are you here?" "Where is Yoo Joonghyuk now?" The 'Demon King of Salvation' that I knew until now felt more like a neighborhood unemployed brother than a constellation. He hated being boring, wasn't very serious about anything, and was busy making fun of people whenever he got the chance. Now that guy... "I’m asking, What happened to Yoo Joonghyuk?" He was truly angry.

– ORV Side Story – Chapter 695: Episode 24 - Expert (5)

[boba-tea-addict-1004]

🍃🎐War is over🎐🍃

What happened to the swordsmith trio after Muzan was defeated

(inspired by the post made by @leepotp

This is my first tumbler fic so don't come for me please!

i plan to do a more slice of life type thing so there really wont be any ongoing plot, just our sword husbands trying to adjust to a normal way of living.

Art in here also done by @leepotp so give them some love

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time had passed since the final battle yet at the same time it felt like nothing has really changed. i mean sure, now that the demon king was gone and so were the demons there was no need to make swords.... so.... what now?

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It was morning and the smell of something meaty was cooking. The windchimes swayed in the soft breeze making it’s signature ding, ding, ding noise. Even so there was little to no reason for him to want to get up. He didn’t have work, then again... none of them did. Kozo was also unemployed but they seemed to be doing fine and Kotestu wasn’t a true swordsmith so there wasn’t really any reason for him to be like this either…. So then why him? Hotaru had only one goal in life and one purpose. Swords. He had no wife and no other friends than Kanamori the fact he put up with him for so long still baffled him... the wife part was a mixed reason, but you can assume what that other reason is. No girl ever piqued his interest in that way, he was fine with that though... in his mind he had someone better.

'Seriously?' he thought

he groaned softly stretching as the sun's rays hit his eyes and his senses began to fully wake.

his eyes opened to the swaying wind chime. it was a gift from tanjiro from making his sword that helped in the final battle. along with it was a note that said 'Thank you, for being the best swordsmith and everything. (P.s.) and thank you for not killing me'

too and frow... calm and soothing. he never did take time to appreciate the quiet before. none of them did. he let out a soft sigh. he was thinking a bit. he thought about all that's happened up to this point, his life, his goal, friends?

however his train of thought was interrupted by the sound of a slight giggle "Morning Hotaru"

Hotaru then rolled over still half asleep muttered "were you just watching me the whole time?"

Kozo leaned his head on his palm making that stupid cute face, Hotaru adored it. "i didn't want to disturb you, besides you looked so peaceful" he smiled slightly. Hotaru then rubbed his eyelids softly then kissed the forehead of his partner. hotaru then remembered the smell "if your here though, then who's cooking?"

Kozo ruffled his hair "Kotetsu insisted on making us breakfast"

"really? after last night's disaster?"

he let out a slight nervous chuckle "i helped him out a bit this time"

Hotaru then sighed getting up and stretching a bit more then looked outside. he paused for a minute then looked back at Kozo "do you... ever miss... the way things were? i mean... do you miss..."

"Feeling needed... maybe a little... but... now we can focus on life, we can do everything we were never able to do before" Kozo hugged him from behind then smiled "plus... i can see your face every day now."

Hotaru nodded then let out a soft sigh "i cant believe it though... it's really the end of an era"

Kozo nodded "but... in every era... it makes room for something new.. you can loom back as much as you wish but.. all i ask is you don't miss what's in front of you, okay?"

Hotaru then smiled "when did i get so lucky to end up with someone like you"

"well, you had to, who else would put up with your yelling" he chuckled softly

(end)

[modcrnspirits]

Giorgio Galanidis (aka Zeus)

Info:

Face: Bruce Campbell Age: unknown, looks like in his 60s Occupation: small mafia boss / pimp / the king of the greek gods Gift: he is a god. he can do almost everything. transform into animals. his main area is wind and thunder. Sexuality: Omni Position: Versatile / Switch Family: father: Saturnus / Sons: well, a lot Gods Connection: Greek pantheon

Body Type:

Cock: ( image ) Cock Size: 7.4 inches (19 cm) Cock Shape: Thick and veiny, with a big mushroom red head Type: Uncut Balls and Pubes: trimmed hair, but not inexistent - black with some odd white hair Ass: Big, round cheeks, no so hairy Tattoos: none Body type: Strong and muscle, like a bear, although, a bit of fat around the belly area. Body hair: Chest hair, dark coarse hair with odd white ones Special attributes:

History:

Zeus was tired of being just Zeus, especially now that his own Pantheon is a bit on the unemployed line of the godly affairs. Skipping Hera and just jumping into the Human World, he created the funny, incredibly lucky, albeit a little bit naive and funny, Giorgio. Giorgio, who no one knows how he ended up where he is, at the top head of a Mafia group that gives him money and protection.

But if you think it is all that serious, you are a bit wrong. Knowing of the impossibility of being killed by mortals in their daily disputes, he is reckless, often putting himself in the most silly dangerous situations. He is clumsy, loud, likes food and drinking and fucking and lives to complicate human matters for the simple sport of it.

Very few people know his true identity, including some of his godly sons and daughters. But in the human world, Francis his ex-lover and his son, Cole (along with Cole's family). Alfie, because of the secret service against gods and demons. Idris, because the witch knows it all and sometimes helps Zeus when his jokes turn too out of control and Jishnu, who keeps a tab on Zeus in case the god misbehaves too much.

As a human, he has an affair with the young wolf, Dagger, who tops him whenever the old man has an itch.

In bed:

he likes outdoor sex, musk, rimming, armpit worship, nipple play, dirty talking, watersports, knotting, feet worship, etc.

[gearbox-doll]

Potential chapter titles for the future installments of my HP/BB crossover, in no particular order

Uh Oh

Important Information: He's Not Happy

Time For Murder

'Get A Job,' I Say, Unemployed

Snakes! (Many Types!)

Several Bad Puns Later...

Lord and Boy

Our Old Friend, Death

What A Young Girl Should Not Know

The Fine Art Of Bullshit

Longing

Leap

Words To Live By

When People Won't Listen, Shoot At Their Legs

God Won't Forgive Me For My Sins

One Too Many

In The Garden

What I Remember

And Then I Didn't

I Got Reincarnated For This

Is This A Cutscene

Ya Dun Goofed

Viva La Vida

Time For A Bit Of Improvision

My Cat Is A Demon - You Know, From Hell

Veins, Candles, And Thread Count

King Of Nothing At All

The Smallest Coffins Are The Heaviest

Human Again

The Boys Are Here

It Is Wednesday My Dudes

I'm Calling The Police

Flowers Follow

Weight of a Soul

Pyre for a Hero

The Neverending Prisoner

Some of these were stolen from Pinterest. More to come. (If you'd like to hear the context of a particular title, I'll give it!)

[lcnelyday]

mobile muse list pt 3 (o-z)

oliver evans - joseph quinn. twenty eight. he/him. bisexual. lab tech. orias sarna - stanly tucci. sixty two/immortal. he/they. pansexual. demon. costume designer. otto evans - joshua bassett. twenty two. he/him. bisexual. art history student. patrick visser - michiel huisman. forty two. he/him. bisexual. woodworker. werewolf. pennyshore robertson - zoe colletti. twenty one. she/her. pansexual. architecture student. perry hart - rachel mcadams. forty four. she/her. bisexual. 'the art we are' cafe and studio owner. poppy burton - sadie sink. twenty one. she/her. bisexual. architecture student. ramiel fallen - olivia colman. forty nine/immortal. any pronouns. pansexual. fallen angel. school principle.  rhea harris - samatha logan. twenty six. she/her. bisexual. actress.  romeo moretti burton - nicolas maupas. twenty three. he/him. bisexual. game design student. rumor golding - sophie thatcher. twenty two. she/they. pansexual. runner. sean moss - jon bernthal. forty six. he/him. heterosexual. runner.  sera poriosolo - anya taylor joy. twenty seven. any pronouns. pansexual. clerk. angel.  sloan edwards - emma d’arcy. thirty one. they/them. pansexual.  sora bernard - crystal reed, 35, she/her, bisexual, owner of the movie store. sunday alexander - jessica rothe. thirty five. she/her. pansexual. actress. suvi nygard - elizabeth olsen. thirty four. she/her. bisexual. comic artist.  tate o’brien - elizabeth lail. thirty one. she/her. bisexual. kindergarten teacher. taylor king - annie murphy. thirty six. she/her. bisexual. art therapist. theodore crane - alex fitzalan. twenty eight. he/him. bisexual. bassist. cashier. songwriter.  tomas brightman - hamish linklater. forty seven. he/him. bisexual. theatre professor. tyler hancock - charlie rowe. twenty seven. he/him. bisexual. cowboy.  tyler hancock - ian bohen. forty seven. he/him. bisexual. cowboy.  ursa sullivan - maya hawke. twenty five. she/her. homosexual. artist. whitney fernstrom - vanessa kirby. thirty six. she/her. bisexual. assassin.  winnie barton - sophie thatcher. twenty two. she/her. homosexual. bartender.  wix moll - liv hewson. twenty seven. they/them. pansexual. cambion. bartender.  wormwood brightly - chloe grace moretz. twenty six/immortal. they/them. pansexual. angel & star. unemployed.  zoey piekarz - jesse james keitel. thirty. she/her. homosexual. child psychologist.

[kitakashi]

oh???? hell’s paradise huh? peakkkk!! honestly I was waiting for you to that you started watched or any spring anime that finished this (and last) week for that matter! another one I recommended watching is heavenly delusion! (tengoku daimakyou) it’s real good and honest real mysterious (I think you watch on pirated sites? bc this series is available on Hulu) .. I’ve watched a good fair share of animes this year and hell’s paradise has got to be my top animes this year lol… honestly I’m not too down bad but I do love gabimaru a tad bit! as far a simping goes!

aza is one interesting character and without spoiling much (I don’t know if you’re finishing up) but the way he adapts and how sharp his instincts are makes me think he’s gonna be here in the long run (not a manga reader so I may be wrong lol who knows. I have faith lol)

Girl ✋ I binge watch. I’m done watched the whole damn thing. The manga was short and has finished. I’m debating reading it. 🤔 Tbh Chōbei is a little out there for me, the whole drinking blood thing was a bit much… And yet the heart wants what it wants! 💘 And it wants the crazy feral bandit king!

Gabimaru is adorable and him just wanting to get back to his wife is so pure and precious! And the dynamic between him and Sagiri is really good, I hope they become besties. And the relationship is able to stay platonic, there isn’t enough male female non romantic relationships depicted in anime.

I use Crunchy Roll and Hulu (ty bestie @lhatake87 cuz I am poor and leech off her greatness) 🥰 !

🤪 Things I watched most recently: Hell’s Paradise, Ancient Magus Bride, Demon Slayer, Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke’s Mansion, Love Story with Yamada at lvl999, Dead Mount Death Play, Yashahime (unfinished), Paychopass (unfinished), Libra of Nil Admirari, Boruto (unfinished), I’m the Villaness So I’m Taming the Final Boss, Natsume Yujin-cho (unfinished), In//Spectre, Ghost Hunt, Blue Lock, IDOLiSH7, BSD…

😍 Stuff I’m looking forward to: JJK s2! Bleach TYBW s2! Classroom of the Elite s3! Sailor Moon Cosmos! BSD s5! BNHA s7! Rising of the Shield Hero s3! Devil is a Part Timer s2! Misfit of Demon King Academy s2! Horimiya s2! Demon Slayer s4!

⬆️ not necessarily for Summer but they’ve all been officially announced.

Remember people looking at that list and saying WTF: I am unemployed. 🙂 I typically watch subbed and mostly muted cuz my migraines are usually triggered by sound. I have no partner and no kids. I have graduated college. I have nothing to do but mindlessly watch anime and hope it dulls the pain. 💚

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

*Chills voice*

№15: Burger King foot lettuce. The best thing you'd want in your ask box are asks about your OCs. But what if, instead of genuinely thoughtful and interesting questions, a beloved mutual would send weird meme messages into it?

anyway sorry for that beginning part, I am not in a good mental state. Tell me the general info about your OCs. Like, how many of em do you have and who are they generally

FHFJFBEKFJD no ur good irs funny <3

so I have. so many ocs. like so so many. but I'd say I have. maybe like 7 main ones, really. so I'll give a quick talk ab each so (hint hint friends lol) if anyone wants to ask ab them u have more to work off of <3.

Ace: he/him, it/its, various neos. my fursona. literally me. doesn't have a "story" really since he's more of just a mascot. just me as a dog, really.

Cameron: ve/vim/vis, it/its. purple dog creature w Mohawk and gages. Ve ran away from home, hopped on a freight train, and landed in a random town, homeless, with vis backpack the only thing to vis name. then it met Damien, who it became close friends with and have a friends tk lovers arc with. at some point formed a garage band as the singer. (band name pending)

Damien: he/him. grey and white kinda demon dog. got kicked out and practically disowned by his parents. lives in his van. met Cameron and became friends w vim. smokes a lot of weed w cam, guitar player in band. works at the pizza place by the vape shop.

James: he/xe. blue toned leopard. works at the vape shop by the skatepark. friends w Damien and subsequently Cameron. trades weed for fresh pizza from Damien. super laid back dude. bass player in the band

Izz: she/they. grey and blue opossum. unemployed and still lives with her parents but her parents aren't home a lot. she has some side hustle i haven't decided on yet but not an official job. she's the drummer.

Melancholy: she/he/they. dragon. completely different universe. Forest god/protector. kind if you're not a threat to nature :)

Briar: he/him. brown and green dragon. also completely different universe, separate from Melan or the others. runs a flower shop! has a crush on like every customer. loves to sing, wears a red rose flower crown a lot

[moonarcadia]

Rapunzel Merlin, you don't need to more know more. That's it! That's the post lol

You know? I died on creating this 🤪

Drawing & edit by me: @moonarcadia !

[chai-en-kaadhale]

things that happened in the sad book apocalypse novel that I Am Not Over

----> copy pasted from my silly little notes app

- Kdj's second mother is persephone, his father is hades

- Kdj's brother is a literal monkey. I mean like 3 literal monkeys. And he is also a monkey. A magical one. Hes also a squid

- Also his first mother covered up his first homicide, which was his first father. Biologically at least

- The constellations become idols

- Biyoo's mentor as Shin Yoosung of the 41st round was Yjh, her soul was taken by Kdj and stuffed in an egg for Bihyung to hatch, so excluding whoever her bio parents were, Biyoo had a grand total of 3 dads

- To reiterate, he had a daughter with a weird troll who became the king of weird trolls. she is also a fluffy ball with a horn.

- Secretive Plotter is the embodiment of Washing Machine Heart

- Yjh becomes a girl for a bit

- Hsy is a boy when we meet her

- Kdj becomes an actual demon king

(ah yes the three genders; girl, boy and demon king)

- yjh kdj and hsy scam anna croft out of 3 million coins

- hmg's child gets possessed by a goetic demon

- kdj gets a scenario where he'll die if he doesn't socialize

- ysa slams yjh's head into a wall

- The 4th wall eats kdj's mother (as in the wanderer king)

- lhs turns into a sword and starts sobbing

- lhs gets kidnapped by the wizard of oz (in a sense)

- Surya (as in the god of the fucking sun) has a train.

- knw becomes an EVA like shinji's mom. or an EVA pilot? idk i never got that bit

- the way hmg got the child. iykyk ;)

- Buddha himself shoves the main characters into a period drama - Actaully no the entire Kaixenix arc wtf was that

- "[Constellation 'Demon Kind of Salvation'] is throwing a tantrum at constellation 'Secretive Plotter']"

- kdj beating the shit out of paul (king shit)

- jhy called kdj ugly to his face upon barely having spoken to him

- yjh fought a dog (we love breaking the sky sword master though)

- abfd made hsy move kdj so that instead of an attack hitting his <black flame dragon> it literally killed him

- "Im sure hsy and kdj are doing something very important and hard for us and thats why they couldn't stay" Cut to hsy and kdj living it up in a ferrari

- 999 yjh turns into a dumpling

- kdj turns into a dumpling

- ljh misunterstanding kdj and yjh

- "maybe kdj likes getting kidnapped"

- The pocketwatch being left on the bed after yjh leaves :(((

- 1863 hsy plagerising her way into seeing the conclusion and then becoming tls123

- kdj not liking tomatoes

- hsy's first hint of suspicion that something was up with 49%kdj being that he liked tomatoes

- 999knw,ljh, and uriel and 1863 yjh taking od to parent-teacher conferences

- hades when persephone was leaving: "honeyy do you HAVEE to leave :'ccc"

- "Terrorist identified as supreme king yoo junghyeok, 33, unemployed"

- "WEIRD SPACECRAFT SEEN CRASHING INTO EARTH WITH... TERRORIST YJH INSIDE OF IT?????"

- hsy becoming a professor who teaches stuff about webnovels

- 999yjh teaching kdj how to properly make murim dumplings

- ysa becomes tripitaka and a prospective buddha part 2

- kimcom fights the sun and also the ocean

- "yjh. where is kdj?"

- "This man. Arrest him."

- tmyfiictrwiegtmya?

- yjh eats dirt

- yjh gets revenge on dokja for making him eat the dirt

- The Secretive Plotter has been having a "domiti why not me" moment for the entire round so far so he sends kdj to kill him in the 1863rd round in such a way that yjh doesn't regress ever again but with the ulterior motive of ensuring that 1863!yjh doesn't become him in the present thereby erasing his existence (rip)

Except that just results in kdj creating both him and the current yjh, neither of which would have happened if he didnt sent kdj out in the first place thus resulting in all of his problems.

- Secretive Plotter also sent out hsy#2 to his round and she ended up becoming one of the things that caused the entire story to happen to begin with. Thus resulting in both his existence and all his problems by extension.

- tl;dr, secretive plotter fucked up his plotting so bad that it literally became the cause of all of his problems. and everyone else's problems by extension bc protagonist.

- The fact that everything is in a time loop

- The multiverse and also the fact that jaehwan is in it too

- kdj was in the subway for over 21,763 years mind if i cry

- sooyoung and junghyeok share the love language of chokehold

- hsy @ dokkaebi king: "yeahh so about the apocalypse. could you like,, not..?" or smthng like that

- everything is happening at the same time. bro. bro.

- anna croft was born in las vegas. i did not know you could be born in las vegas. i did not know that ppl actually gave birth in las vegas bc the first thing their baby would probably smell would be cigarette smoke and it would probably develop epilepsy or sumn from all the lights

- that one scene where jhw shoots up with her angel wings, hsy rides a dragon up into the sky, and yjh walks on air or something like that shit was cold

- the potential of a golden eye edit with yjh bc of his transcender eye AND IT SHOULD HAPPEN ALREADY

- kdj just having been a constellation this whole time and an incarnation the whole time as well. he kinda had the pain from both sides :(((

- hsy casually being rich asf pre apocalypse AND A NEPO BABY TOO

- the entire book was just a bunch of people ((well mostly just the two)) faced with a trolly problem on a multi-global scale, AND THEY STILL chose the one guy because he meant that damn much to them.

- Yjh misunderstanding Sangja and going, "You have a woman you l o v e" and shitittt

- That scene where yjh met btsss and just immediately ran away

- kyrgios and ngmy being exes. bro wanted a giant woman (allll you wanna do. is see me turn intooooo) and got the giantest. other bro w wanted a short king and got the shortest. they took height difference to the extreme.

- ljh calling ngmy "Grand-Master" LIKE GRANDMA BC SHE WAS YJH'S MASTER AWWDUSHDEHA

- Yoo Hosung (Reincarnator Island Fable-Control Guy) being ljh's "Great-Grand-Master" LIKE GREAT-GRANDPA BC HE TAUGHT NGMY WHO TAUGHT YJH (and also kyrgios)

- The pebble story being actually relevant ('The stone and I')

- Uriel. Archangel Uriel is a fucking nerd. Kdj is her little meow-meow

- Metatron and Agares just scheming in the great war of saints and demons like little schemers

[spectral-solomon]

SOLOMONS INTRODUCTION

The Basics

>Standing at around 5'4, Solomon is entirely average. Her body is lithe and light, weighing in at ~130lbs

>Pale. When outdoors or traveling, shes often covered in a raven cloak, or with layer clothing to protect herself from the cold nights and any injury to the skin.

>When she isnt covered up in her signature cloak, Solo can often se been wearing knitted fabrics, silk, satin, cashmere, and various furs.

>Her hair is a dull eggshell white which reaches mid bicep, usually dirty and greyed. Eyes in the shade of periwinkle add a pop of color to the pale color of her skin and hair.

>When a pact is formed, a sigil will appear anywhere on her skin that is chosen. If not chosen, it will be planted anywhere with enough space. The mark wont be visible unless magic is used, and it will reflect similar to blue dyed water traced onto the skin. Additionally, her sigil will be planted somewhere on the other party.

Personality

>Solomon is very calm and quiet most of the time unless something is brought to her attention or she is in a situation where she needs to speak up. Sometimes, though, she can be caught talking to herself.

>As Solo grows comfortable, she shows a more energetic side of herself.

>Around children, she is very motherly and tender, with every movement being gentle and thinking before acting.

Miscellaneous

>Solomon was raised around demons and has studied them since she could read. Because of this, shes very knowledgeable about the types, personalities, and knows how to handle them.

>Unemployed. Solomons life work is pacting with demons, trading her care and being patience in exchange for the ability to summon the other party whenever needed.

>A descendant of Solomon the King. It's where she got her name.

>Solomons pact count is 23, and has mastered all 48 of her keys. These are used to cast spells as simple as telling the truth, or to grant wealth. She is very picky and mindful when using them.

>When pacting with a demon, they have the option to stay at her manor. There, they will be provided with a room, warm homemade meals, grooming/skin/body care, and 'feeding' for the incubi/succubi.

>Weaknesses include Low stamina, being easy to bribe, being overly trusting, and low physical strength.

>Her mount of choice is a grey Andalusian stallion named Nail.

[andtoconquer]

Biography.

Overview:

Name: Conquest Constance Whyte. Nicknames: Connie, The First Horseman, The White Rider, The Bowman. Age: Unknown Species: Primordial Being (Harbinger) Lost Soul? Gender: Genderless, but presents as masculine. Sexuality: Pansexual Occupation: Unemployed Residence: Verse dependent, but usually somewhere on the plane of Limbo. Appearance: Tall and slender. Chalk white hair and skin, the latter of which fractures like glass when injured. Angular, androgynous facial features. Black teeth and eyes, with dull red irises and glowing, double slitted pupils in the shape of a cross. King of depression outfits. (art is incoming, I'm in the process of revamping his design please bear with me.) Positive Traits: Polite (usually), Clever, Observant, Loyal (in his way). Negative Traits: Secretive, Temperamental, Resentful, Aimless, Codependent, Out of touch, (Occasionally) a bit of a control freak. ??? Traits: Has a lot of one sided conversations with his horse. Likes: His horse. Coffee. Sport shooting. The thrill of battle. Comfortable clothing. War. Dislikes: The other horsemen. Nosy people, Things that remind him of his old life. Cilantro. Buildings without horse parking. War. Goals: Find a new sense of identity and purpose for his life now that he is no longer one of the four horsemen.

Bio:

Conquest, along with the other three Horsemen, was constructed from the primordial darkness at the beginning of creation. For eons they followed their respective duties, finding, if not always friendship, then at least a sense of camaraderie between the four of them. In time Conquest and War even began a tumultuous romantic relationship that lasted for several thousand years. As the millennia passed however, tension began to grow among the Horsemen. Ultimately these tensions culminated in an explosive falling out between Conquest and the other three, with the white rider quitting over what he will only describe when pressed as 'creative differences'.

Following his exit, Conquest seemed to vanish from history, taking his steed and riding off into some forgotten corner of the universe. He was soon replaced by the newly created Pestilence, and over time he was largely forgotten about by the mortal world and the younger denizens of the other planes, until, a few centuries later, he covertly made his return.

The being that emerged from his self imposed exile is very different from the Conquest of old. Stewing in his emotions, and with only his thoughts and his horse for company, he retreated into himself, for the first time starting reexamine his life and the choices that led him here. Trying to not repeat his mistakes, he avoids conflicts when before he would revel in them, shies away from the spotlight where before he would take center stage, and overall has gone from an intimidating warrior and commander to a washed out neurotic mess. On his return he adopted the alias Constance (Connie to his friends) and made the decision to lay low among the lost souls and other strange entities of Limbo, where he can be found by any being passing through that interstitial plane, or occasionally venturing out to learn about how the universe has changed while he was away.

While he would be almost unrecognizable to anyone who knew him back in the day, the change to his personality is not a complete one. The instincts imbued by his creation still exist within him, and though he rarely exercises them, they refuse to fully fade away, lurking inside until the right (or wrong, depending on perspective) stimulus brings them out again.

Abilities:

Without his crown and his bow, Conquest has lost most of his apocalyptic power, but he remains a formidable being in his own right, with a range of basic supernatural powers similar to a mid ranking angel or demon (though leaning more towards the physical, magic isn't his strong suit), including enhanced speed, strength, and durability. In particular he displays an impressive level of resilience; He still feels pain from his injuries, and will eventually bleed out and die if left untreated, but blows that would be immediately fatal for many beings may not be for him, though they will certainly slow him down or incapacitate him. He also retains the ability to travel between planes, though he finds it far easier and less taxing when assisted by his steed, the White Horse.

While somewhat rusty, he still possesses the skills from his time as a Horseman (though he usually prefers not to use them these days), being able to rapidly figure out and master most ranged weapons. He is also highly proficient with many melee weapons, though he never really approached the skill the war or death had in close quarters combat.

One noteworthy Ability that he does not possess is any real form of flight, though he is agile and fast enough that sometimes it is easy to forget this. Under his own power the most he can do is hover a short distance off the ground. His Horse however is capable of flight, so if he wishes to engage in any airborne activities he has to do them on horseback.

Significant Relationships:

The White Horse (His loyal steed & -As he tells it- closest friend. It's still just a horse )

Death (Former friend & de facto leader)

Famine (Former friend)

War (Former friend & ex who he is extremely not over)

Pestilence (Replacement & one-sided nemesis)

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[kimbearablykute]

Listen, friends. Especially YOUNG friends who are just old enough to vote. This will be the 6th time I'm eligible to vote in a presidential election.

Guess what they said 20 years ago when I was 20; a wet-behind-the-ears, starry eyed, first time voter? "This is the most important election in American history!" I thought yeah, I voted for the winner in the most important election ever. This is going in my diary and I will be the Laura Ingalls Wilder of my generation! (BTW I think W seems like a nice guy to eat some toast with, but I regret voting for him after Iraq and NCLB)

Guess what they said when I was 24? "This is the most important election in American history!" I was fresh out of the psych ward, unemployed, and basically at rock bottom. And I was reading Left Behind (it's FICTION, NOT PROPHECY!). I fell for just about every Antichrist conspiracy theory there was. Sorry, Mr. Obama. I still don't agree with all your politics but you also seem like someone I would enjoy eating toast with now that I'm not mistaking you for a demonic entity.

When I was 28, "This is the most important election in American history!" I spent the whole 4 years between elections going to Tea Party rallies with my conservative in-laws, including when I was 8 months pregnant with hyperemesis gravidarum. Because I was convinced that I HAD to if I wanted to bring children into a safe world. I live in a navy blue state, so I do not think I made much impact.

The last 2 elections, I was done with the Republicans. And I was done believing it when they said, "This is the most important election in American history!"... which they did say... both times. I voted 3rd party. You can guess how that went. My staunchly Republican mother-in-law is very disappointed in me. I still think "3rd parties can't win" is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Once again they're telling us "This is the most important election in American history!" I want you to know that all of them have been and none of them are. Vote your conscience. Do your civic duty by using the voice our forefathers fought to give us. Campaign for the candidate you believe in. But please, don't panic. No matter who is President in January, God is still the King. He's not going to be surprised by any of this. I pray this isn't the LAST election in American history (though some candidates are promising that), but even if it is, God's got that under control, too. Do what you can, and don't stress over the fact that you can't control the outcome or what other people do. Panicking won't solve this. Screaming at your family and friends with different political bents won't make them change their mind. But sitting on your butt and not voting is defeatist. Do your best and let God control the rest.

Register. Pray. Vote.

Unless God very clearly shows me that I should do otherwise between now and November 5th, I'm excited to cast my vote for our first woman President! Because it may not be "the most important election in American history!", but it's bound to be one that will go down in history!

[senatushq]

NAME. Sathanas AGE & BIRTH DATE. Prehistoric & Unknown GENDER & PRONOUNS. Male & He/him SPECIES. Archfiend OCCUPATION. Unemployed FACE CLAIM. Cillian Murphy

biography

( tw violence, murder, deicide ) Eden was never made for an entity such as himself, the wrathful hand of God personified. He had gorged himself on the atrocities of war for so long, how could he possibly force a place for himself in the now peaceful post-war utopia? Being a weapon was the reason Sathanas existed and without it he had nothing. The empty hole in his chest where his purpose for existing was filled with hatred and contempt for Ulthar’s newest creations. 

Paradise looks different to everyone, but the splendor brought forth by the elves was a far cry from what Sathanas would imagine his own paradise to be. Sathanas was at his happiest when he was drenched in the blood of his enemies, standing knee deep in a sea of corpses. Endless meadows sprung forth from the ground, flowers of every color always in full bloom.  Countless rows of trees, branches perpetually heavy with perfectly ripened fruit. All this life, nourished by the decomposing corpses of seraphim and dead gods alike, hidden just beneath the soil. 

When his other two siblings revered for their strength in battle, Michael and Tisiphone, knelt willingly to their father's newest toys, Sathanas felt his insides twist in disgust. Everything about this felt wrong. The promise that the mortal realm would belong to him and his siblings, the motivation that kept his seraphic blades wet with the ichor of elder gods, had all been a lie. His blind loyalty to his father had been shattered, the countless enemies he had slain had all been for nothing. A creature forged for battle and conquest, his respect had to be beaten out of him and was never freely given.  He could never bow to something weaker than himself. When Lucifer disobeyed their father, then Leviathan and Beelzebub, Sathanas followed soon after. Sathanas spat at the feet of their father when asked to swear his loyalty to preserving and protecting the humans. There was nothing here for him in Eden.

He struck down many of the angels still loyal to Ulthar before his grace was finally shredded and he fell into the Inferno, fated to oversee the fifth circle. Sathanas accepted his fate, the sweet taste of rebellion was fleeting but worth it. Although he would rule over this domain, Sathanas could see the chains that bound him to his throne. Lesser demons called him a king, but the presence of his sisters in arms now filling the role of his jailers was always there to remind him of what he really was. A prisoner. 

The fifth circle of the Inferno was now his home, a domain of constant war and torment that he would rule over. If he could not serve in heaven, then so be it, he would rule in hell.  Sathanas would gaze upon the wretched stygian marsh surrounding the fortress of Dis, watching in delight as damned souls ripped and tore at one another with wrathful abandon.The ones that fought the hardest always caught the king’s eye, a few truly degenerate souls that offered hatred and anger a home in their hearts. In Wrath’s circle of the inferno, psychological and physical torment live together in a fucked up matrimony. The damned souls that continue to struggle and toil hopelessly above the marsh feel every wound inflicted on themselves but without the mercy of death. Fatal wounds would immediately close, hopeless agony was the only thing here for the wrathful sinners that fell into Sathanas’ domain. The ones sullen with defeat sunk below the muck and mire, screams unheard but manifesting as bubbles bursting at the stinking surface. 

When the archfiend ascended the many layers of the Abyss to his domain, Sathanas did what he had always been designed to do. He damn near killed it. Sadistic as ever, he could have quickly dispatched the archfiend but instead Sathanas toyed with them for what felt like an eternity. Red hellfire danced in his eyes as he finally stole the archfiend's power for himself. The festering rot of the abyss flowed into the empty hole in his chest where his grace had once been, levels of power that he had not tasted since he fell from Eden all coming back to him. 

It was him who initially planted and sowed the vile seeds of discontent in Megaera's mind. The poison of the abyss poured into his half sister that served the role as his jailer. After taking her fill of punishment and torture within the circle of wrath for countless years, preying upon the Erinyes' jealous nature came naturally. Not even Ulthar’s most loyal of children were immune to the corruption that happened here, far below the surface and the eyes of God. Cacophonous laughter filled the halls of the blood keep of Dis as Megaera tore her sister's head from her body. Sathanas was thrilled that Alecto had finally been slain, he always thought she was the most annoying of the trio. 

The resurrection of the felled god Oztalun sent the City of Dis plummeting deeper into the depths of the abyss, breaking down the walls of the Inferno that held Sathanas and his seraphic archfiend siblings. The corruption of the abyss had failed to tarnish his loyalty to Lucifer, in fact their bond was only strengthened by the promise of overthrowing Elysia.  He would lay the butchered bodies of the Gods too stupid not to flee at the feet of the usurper king. Sathanas greeted the carnage and bloodshed that awaited him in the heavenly realm like an old friend.  This was what he was made for, after all. The archfiends made quick work of defiling these holy lands, golden Elysian fields painted red with the ichor of slain gods. This was the paradise that Sathanas had always envisioned for himself. An empty promise of ruling over a realm no longer sufficed for the archfiends, they would take this new kingdom with force and execute anyone that dared oppose them. Those who would refuse to kneel before Lucifer, would be crushed beneath Sathanas’ boot. 

personality

+ Loyal, intense, dutiful – Violent, ruthless, deceptive

played by chloe. cst. she/her.