Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.
Since MC gets put on deadly situations almost daily....
A MC who is very clumsy and gets seriously hurt very often, so every time they have a near death experience they are visited by a reaper (mostly Thirteen), so now every time Thirteen visits them, they turns her visit into an opportunity to flirt with her (obviously Thirteen Is very concerned about this, how can a human be so careless?)
MC, who has accidentally fallen down the stairs or something like that IDK: Oh, Hi Thirteen!, I wasn't expecting your visit hehehe~
Thirteen: *sighs* [MC], you know I have a phone, right? If you want to talk to me, you could just call me... you know that right?
Alastor: I overheard Sera confess to being my biological mother.
Lucifer: That does mean you have a claim to the throne, but Al, don't do anything rash.
Alastor: I'm going to kill her. I'm going to leave right now, sneak into her bedchambers, and stab her.
Lucifer: Or you could do that. Wow, we're really going there already.
Kinda tempted to write Merlin fanfics about the Hazbin hotel songs.
Balinor and Gaius or Kilgharrah battling it out to Hell’s Greatest Dad would be brilliant. (Gaius and Kilgharrah is just Alastor in a different font)
But also Merlin (as Camilla Carmine) about Arthur and Lancelot (as Vaggie) about Merlin in Whatever It takes.
And imagine Balinor finding out about Merlin’s destiny and them having a More Than Anything moment about it because he tried with Uther and failed.
(I’m ignoring most of the unfinished WIP’s I’ve got at the moment till I’m at least done with Leon’s willing and unwilling treason, after I finish that I’ll start working on other things again)
The Umbrella Academy 2x10 | Outlander 4x13 | Captain America: Civil War | The Magicians 2x03 | Merlin 2x04 | Lucifer 3x24 | Game of Thrones 3x07 | Prodigal Son 1x12 | The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2 | Teen Wolf 3x19 | Hawkeye 1x04 | Inkheart | The Witcher 2x07 | Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1x07 | Superman & Lois 2x14
Merlin's trending, so I'm gonna spill a bit about an au that's been bouncing around my head that idk if I'll ever write. Anyway.
Merlin Lucifer AU
Merlin has given up on finding Arthur at this point and has just decided to enjoy life for a while. He's tired of looking into a thousand "Arthur's" a day and being constantly disappointed. By this point, Merlin barely even remembers what Arthur ever looked like. Just vague impressions of golden light and blue oceans.
He owns a bar in LA that he's named Avalon and goes by Merlin Emrys because no one believes Merlin is a real person and he doesn't care anymore.
Then there's Arthur, the detective he's decided to pester. As various cases open around the town, Merlin helps as a civilian consultant and uses discrete magic to help them along. Arthur is skeptical of Merlin's entire stick which is just even more entertaining for Merlin.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah, various hijinks ensue and eventually Merlin figures out Arthur is really his king, has a crisis, and the pair bring about some peace/happily ever after
I still think it would have been funny is they pulled that Amara -> Michael, Chuck -> Lucifer parallel a bit farther and when Lucifer comes back in 15x19 he goes to Michael and pulls the whole speech to join his side and all while Michael's sitting back on a beach somewhere and pulls an Amara like "Adam wants to go to Paris next. You know what I like about Paris? It's so not you."