Fern: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sarj: Well, that's just your personal opinion because I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Shaun: I wouldn't call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
~~~
Shaun: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Fern: "If."
Sarj: Great. The only party I've been invited to and he might not even die.
~~~
"Is stabbing someone immoral?"
Shaun: Not if they consent to it!
Sarj: Depends who you're stabbing.
Fern: Yes?????
~~~
Shaun: They made Fern cry!
Sarj: Fern always cries!
Fern: That's not true! *cries*
~~~
Fern: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Shaun: Bet you I can!
Sarj: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
~~~
*children yelling McDonald's, McDonald's*
Fern: We have food at home..
Sarj: *pulls up to the drive through as children cheer, orders a single black coffee then leaves+
Shaun: MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S
~~~
Shaun: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Sarj has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Fern: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Shaun: I knew you’d understand.
~~~
Sarj: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shaun?
Shaun: No.
Fern: I do!
Sarj: I know, Fern.
Fern: I’m sad.
Sarj: I know, Fern.
~~~
Sarj: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Fern: This unmitigated poppycock?
Shaun: Extravagant hogwash!
Sarj: Okay, stop.
~~~
Sarj: Hold on.. let me over think this.
~~~
Sarj: This is crazy! Straight up ridiculous. Who in their right mind would hide 5 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden??
Shaun:
Fern:
Shaun: .....heh.. crazy?
Fern: I was crazy once-
Sarj: Who in their right mind would hide 5, soon to be 7 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden????
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Helloooo!! I really like moomins, the books as well as the series, and I also heard tumblr likes the moomins too, so I wanted to try my hand at drawing moomin :D
Anyways, have a good day/evening!!
(I might plan on drawing more moomin characters in the future, also a big moomin and snufkin ship fan, lmk if you guys would be interested in seeing stuff like that ^^)
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“This house was completed in 1903 taking 5 years to build. The boards are of yellow poplar; they were sawn and dried on site. The doors, windows, etc. were bought in Waynesville.
A halltree with attached chair sat on the left of this hall. Hiram and Elizabeth Caldwell had 5 children; 1 girl and 4 boys [1 boy died young].”
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La Barge , Ubaye - Julian Taylor
British , b. 1954 -
Acrylic on canvas . 60 x 60 cm.
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I love the red valley fandom sm it's so chill like the art? stunning always. the theories/meta??incredibly well written and thoughtful. the people?? coolest on earth
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