Fern: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sarj: Well, that's just your personal opinion because I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Shaun: I wouldn't call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Shaun: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Fern: "If."
Sarj: Great. The only party I've been invited to and he might not even die.
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"Is stabbing someone immoral?"
Shaun: Not if they consent to it!
Sarj: Depends who you're stabbing.
Fern: Yes?????
~~~
Shaun: They made Fern cry!
Sarj: Fern always cries!
Fern: That's not true! *cries*
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Fern: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Shaun: Bet you I can!
Sarj: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
~~~
*children yelling McDonald's, McDonald's*
Fern: We have food at home..
Sarj: *pulls up to the drive through as children cheer, orders a single black coffee then leaves+
Shaun: MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S
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Shaun: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Sarj has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Fern: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Shaun: I knew you’d understand.
~~~
Sarj: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shaun?
Shaun: No.
Fern: I do!
Sarj: I know, Fern.
Fern: I’m sad.
Sarj: I know, Fern.
~~~
Sarj: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Fern: This unmitigated poppycock?
Shaun: Extravagant hogwash!
Sarj: Okay, stop.
~~~
Sarj: Hold on.. let me over think this.
~~~
Sarj: This is crazy! Straight up ridiculous. Who in their right mind would hide 5 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden??
Shaun:
Fern:
Shaun: .....heh.. crazy?
Fern: I was crazy once-
Sarj: Who in their right mind would hide 5, soon to be 7 corpses in the Fillyjonk's garden????
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Dc x Dp Prompt #6
“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.
“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.
“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.
“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.
“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”
“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.
“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”
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I think what I want to get into with the "Anyone can do harm." thing that I keep beating yall over the head with is that literally anyone, anyone at all can do harm it's not "in your DNA" to be an abuser or written in the stars that you'll be a predator.
Whatever image you have of an abuser in your head, drop it and replace it with your favorite person in the world and you'll probably be closer to the truth than you realize.
It's easy to address harm when it's coming from someone you already hate.
I see it happen all the time. Someone you couldn't stand for no real reason does something heinous then all of a sudden here comes the avalanche of "I always knew they were a fucked up individual."
No, you didn't.
There is no possible way you could have known, you just already didn't fuck with them before they started doing something you could use to justify your hatred of them. I'm guilty of it too! I'm petty, mean, vindictive, and yes! I'm way quicker to believe something bad about someone I hate versus someone I love because I'm human. Still, y all gotta learn to move past that initial "Well, they were always nice to me!" gut feeling and understand that nobody truly knows anyone and anyone can be capable of anything. Even victims. Even you.
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