skk holding their younger selves excuse me while i sob ๐ญ
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adding Kyouka under the cut because i love her & she is just too cute ๐ฅบ๐ญ
and hereโs the rest of them <333
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Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!
Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying โI am just a holeโ after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~
No brain, just horny!
Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)
Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows ๐
Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this ๐ค
A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn ๐๐๐๐
Part 2
Dazai Osamu
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT ๐๐๐๐
HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ
okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office
hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind
Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend๐คฉ" to finally get back to work so u go up to him
u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face ๐
"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"
"I'm nothing but a hole for you"
I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT ๐ญ๐ญ THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him
ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW ๐
you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up
Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.
OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO ๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ
no jk but nah nah he wont stop there
Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? ๐คฉ๐
He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office
Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! ๐ก๐ก"
YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say
"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ ๐๐"
You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck ๐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense ๐๐๐
Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation ๐ญ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious ๐ฃ๏ธ
Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys ๐ญ๐ญ u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf ๐
kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them ๐ค I LOVE U KUNI
"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost ๐ญ
Kunikida Doppo
Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. ๐
His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry ๐ญ
DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting
its not your fault hes being so hot during work ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Tell him off for being so handsome!! ๐คฉ
Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words
Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af ๐ญ no way would he refuse such kind words from his love ๐
So anyway it could go two ways with him
The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA
You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with
Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...
With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...
It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what ๐คญ
So he notices you gape at him and is all like "๐คจ are you alright?"
Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere
LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like ๐ณ with his mouth agape and everything
Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder
"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"
kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Why would u do this to him AT WORK ๐ญ
Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE ๐ค
Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks ๐
Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home ๐ค
But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up ๐คญ๐
But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story
Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing
He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!
"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."
The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc ๐ญ hes so gorgeous with his hair open ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO
horny jail for kuni too????? ๐๐๐
jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."
You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap ๐ญ
"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."
I'll let you imagine the rest here ๐คญ๐คญ
Edogawa Ranpo
man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ
u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here
This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL ๐๐
if this happens at work then ๐คท honestly depends on what mood he is i think
its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall
so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u
fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u ๐ but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn ๐คฉ
but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and ๐ณ
he just goes "๐คจ"
"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go ๐จ after realising what u just said
How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well
U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops
only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u ๐คญ
"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"
"N-"
He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn ๐
"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "
He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead
"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" ๐ THIS BITCH
but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right ๐ค??
but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?
a jealous ranpo ๐คฉ
like ok quick scenario
lets move this outside of work, ok?
So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello ๐คจcant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??
u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill
wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.
"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence ๐
time for ur bf to show him his skills ๐คญ which means threatening him to expose everything about him
immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G
he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too ๐จ
He deserves it tho โ
"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face
brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK
and that hoe cann see that right away ๐
"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe ๐ณ๐ณ???
"And?" AH obviously he got us ๐ญ
but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us ๐คฉ
Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again
"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."
"FUCK, am just a hole for u" ๐๐ณ
goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"
His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ got me blushing fr
Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times ๐ฃ๏ธ
But no one's complaining hihi ๐คญ๐คญ๐ณ
Fukuzawa Yukichi
oh god where do i even begin ๐
i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM ๐ญ
honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard ๐๐
bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day ๐๐๐๐๐
not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point ๐
Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet ๐ค
lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission
Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....
Its just so HOT ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐คญ
like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too ๐ญ๐ญ HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????
anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like ๐ณ
Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time
"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."
"N-No its nothing ๐ณ"
nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand
AND HE DOES ๐คฉ๐คฉ
his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them
"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."
honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "
u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you ๐
And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it ๐
in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself ๐๐ but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?
" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."
you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking
"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."
THE ONLY THIINNGG
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC
We WILL wait for him OKAY ๐๐โโโ
he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding
anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS
THE DOOR WAS OPEN ๐
THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL ๐๐ THEY HEARD EVERYTHING
"๐ณโบ๏ธ๐คญ๐" u can choose which ADA member would make which face ๐๐๐
ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO
ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl ๐
u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like
"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"
send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from ๐คฉ๐คฉ
jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write ๐
will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men ๐
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Dazai, chuuya, fyodor and kunikida with a s/o that has severe social anxiety?๐ญ I just had the most embarrassing episode ever in public today and some comfort would be nice, thank you!!๐๐
Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor and Kunikida with a s/o that has severe social anxiety
authorโs note(s): aww Iโm so sorry that happened to you.. I hope you feel better. This was very interesting to write, thank you for requesting!
Warning(s): dark in fyodorโs part (Iโm so sorry I couldnโt imagine Fyodor comforting anymore)
-> Dazai
doesnโt really know how?????
he doesnโt really know how to relate to people so heโs not the best for comforting people
heโll try and hug you more and reassure you when you are having doubts about yourself
when something embarrassing happens to you (according to what you find embarrassing), heโll TRY to comfort you in the moment or drag you out of that social situation (only when he really needs to tho).
sometimes he steps in and talk for you when you are too embarrassed to
he regularly reassures you that everything is okay
tries his best to put you in more social settings for you to get used to it and try to get better at talking
until it worsens and he tries to get you in more quiet places where social interaction is kept to a minimal๐
Heโs always ready to offer a hand for you to hold or a hug for when you are too stressed
will try and respect your boundaries in public but sometimes he canโt help but cling onto you
Def tries his best to not โembarrassโ you in public
There may be times where you just stand there awkwardly waiting for Dazai to stop talking to the person and your anxiety spikes istg-
you guys sometimes do night walks (if you are okay with being out at night with him)
in conclusion, Dazai isnโt the best when relating to others but, heโll try for you.
-> Chuuya
will think you are being over dramatic at first
until her realizes that your social anxiety is so much worse than he thought
now he tries to get you out of as many social situations as possible
that means him being โoverprotectiveโ in a way
I can see him giving more gifts to you after a stressful event, hoping to make you feel better in way
whatโs good is that since Chuuya is a high ranking of the port mafia, you have lots of respect from the mafia members and they wonโt try and mess with you (unless they have a death wish)
Night walks are also things that you guys do often
he tries to be present wherever you are since he is always worried about you
whenever you are stressed, he will try and comfort you (even if they donโt seem like comforts)
when you donโt know what to say, heโll come to your rescue and talk for you
doesnโt quite relate to your social anxiety but heโll try to talk in a softer tone with you and try to not get as mad as he usually does
-> Fyodor
Literally the first thing he noticed about you
You actually donโt get to outside very much (as you are Fyodorโs lover and you probably already know about his job anyways) nor did you really enjoy going outside anyways
He enjoys toying with your social anxiety
Heโll ignore you on purpose and be cold to you to toy with your anxiety
Itโs all for entertainment, right?
perhaps,,
but now that you are his s/o, his toy, thereโs no escape.
He thinks about how fragile and easy to break you are,,
about how cute and adorable you are as you lose your mind with him
while on the other hand you relish the times where you guys have a soft moment together
Maybe if you are into music, heโll play his cello for you when he has time
so I can envision him having this thing where he gets to toy with you but if someone else tries to toy with you, they will regret it forever
whenever you try and tell him something but then stop because you find it too awkward, heโll raise an eyebrow and order you to say it (chills run down your spine istg-)
He is the definition of โI can help this person right now but I consciously choose to only help them after theyโve sufferedโ when it comes to him helping you
so he basically steps in when you are on peak anxiety and stress
did I mention he will make you completely dependent on him? He def enjoys you struggling to say what you want because of your anxiety
I can imagine that he regularly reads online about social anxiety because of you
will tell you everything is alright when you are stressed
might even pull you into a hug (this is only in private tho)
words of affirmation is fairly common between you guys as he quite literally not relate to you, so he just tells you to not worry about it or smth like that
I am so sorry I cannot envision Fyodor ever really (?) comforting someone
-> Kunikida
omg (probably) the best person to end up with for your social anxiety
actually understands your social anxiety and tries to help to his best
he has definitely had dealt with people with social anxiety sooo he knows what to do
100% made a routine and list to help you
Forces you to go to sleep at very specific time, already planned out an entire diet for you and, little by little exposes you to social interactions to help you get used to people
I can imagine him just giving out a small list of tasks for you to complete throughout the week (like ex. : compliment someone or call up a friend and make plans with them to hangout, etc..)
will most likely give you medication(s) for you (only if you canโt bear it anymore) to take until further improvements show
He will most likely never step in as in his eyes, every situation is an opportunity to learn.
only steps in when he sees you really uncomfortable or on the verge of tears / in a really bad state
reassures you and supports you in your abilities
most stable person to be with ๐
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Helloooo
That rat reaction pic was both adorable and had me laughing my ass offf(my sense of humor is lowkey highkey kinda broken so apologies ๐ญ)
ALSO
ME??? A MONSTERFUCKER??????HUH?? THAT SOUNDS DEPLORABLE! But youre right so anyway- (kinda actually saw a monsterfucker bingo and did it{yknow just for funsies and shi} and like i ticked off 10 of the 24 boxes? i mean i think thats enough to qualify??? Right??)
okie soo umm i kinda waited too long to type out the thoughts and they um *disssipated* so immm kinda gonna string together the crumbs i still remember๐ฅฒ
(Also like to clarify when i say werewolf,i kinda mean like the something between like that one halloween official art and atsushi when heโs in his weretiger form?)
Imagine werewolf chuuya who just cant keep his hands off you when heโs in heat,he just NEEDS you,CARNALLY
While youโre cooking dinner heโll come up behind you and wrap his arms around you,nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck,lightly nibbling on your skin and just slightly grinding his crotch into your ass.
After a while you can feel his hard on and how hes desperately trying to hold himself back.
so you do the only sensible thing you can think of~
You turn around and kiss him~
You have no idea how it escalated from a passionate kiss to this,but now he has you bent over the kitchen island,your underwear discarded and forgotten while he frees his hard cock from his now-tight pants.he coats his dick in lube and precum before he thrusts into your rear,(although heโd love to go right at it,he knows your only human and would never want to hurt you) going at an inhuman speed and illicitting the most lewd little sounds for you~
His claws sinking into your hips to hold you in one place,all the while heโs letting out breathy โgood girl/boyโ and โthatโs it take it hnghh you take me so good dollโ s as he ruts into your ass.as he feels his climax nearing he goes harder and deeper his throbbing cock continuously hitting your g-spot causing you you whine and moan out loud,all which makes him go harder,the feeling of your tight little hole driving him over the edge and when he finally comes its thick sticky and he doesnโt let a single drop seep out.he continues rutting into you,fuckin his come back into you while keeping you locked in a mating press.after around two to three more rounds(now having moved to the bedroom) he slows down and makes sure your okay.he loves to see the fucked out look on your face as he cleans you up and as he sees your silly little hole white and glazy with his come he has to resist the urge to plug you up and let you stay that way until your next session,but if youve previously said your okay with it heโs definitely gonna do it-
Once your tucked in all nice clean (and *cough*plugged up) he gets into bed as well spooning you and lightly licking the bites and hickey now covering your neck and collarbone.
(I wanna add some more but i think this is already long enough.i hope this makes sense and sounds coherent at least,i think i got a little lost in the sauce๐ฅฒ)
Also yess i saw that voyeurism tag๐๐๐ (got me wet just thinking about it๐ซฃ)
Ooh and also of smut,fluff,angst and crack,Whatโs your favorite??
And bestie(am i allowed to call you that?) im like 99.99% your irl personality is just as great as your online one๐๐ค
That isnt debatable btw๐ซถ
I speak facts not fiction ๐
Well except for the smut,thatโs fictional-
ACTUALLY NO FRICK IT THATS FACTS TOO!๐
And to end this silly,goofy and unreasonably long ask id just like to wish you a lovely day/afternoon/evening/night filled with snackies,dopamine-inducing events and a lot of,as you said, H2hoe!
Stay safe and slay safe๐๐
๐ป
(Help its 4.50 am๐ญ๐ฅฒ)
-๐ง
YOU DID, YOU DID GET LOST IN THE SAUCE, YOU WERE DROWNING IN IT ๐ญ BUT IT WAS GOOD SAUCE, DELICIOUS SAUCE EVEN. (Fr made me choke on my mango and everything while reading).
Glad you specified that you didnโt mean Chuuya like full furry mode or that wouldโve been awky ๐
Literally Chuuyaโ but THAT WAS SO GOOD ACTUALLY. I canโt believe you wrote almost a full smutshot in my inbox, you should rlly write this down and post your own smut LMAO.
I forgot to add something to my Detective Chuuya summary, but itโs ok, I fixed it ๐คญ
My favorite genre is crack, I feel like I write top tier crack ngl, my Ai chats also look insane with all the silly stuff I do with the characters (literally mostly Dazai bc I kin him so doing platonically silly shit w/ him is my comfort).
AND YES YOU CAN CALL ME BESTIEโ I feel like weโre definitely past that ๐ But I will have to deny my irl personality being just as good as my online one because I am socially inept ๐ฅฐ
ALSO GET SOME SLEEP BESTIE CAUSE THATโS SUPER IMPORTANT (Iโm a hypocrite). BUT EAT A GOOD BREAKFAST AND FUCK UP THOSE CLASSES ๐ช๐ผ
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horny ramble time
i hate dazai with a burning passion. i know hes a horrible person, i know he can basically get away with whatever he wants, and i know he doesnt give a shit about the consequences of his actions.
because holy shit hes hot.
there are other characters who are arguably worse than him but i dont hate any of them the way i hate dazai. i know deep down that basically none of the characters are good people, and holding him to moral standards for our society doesnt work.
i think im making myself dislike him.
because holy shit he is hot
i wanna choke him and decide in the moment if its a death choke or just kinky. i wanna kiss him to shut him up and get him to stop talking with his silver tounge. i want him to just fucking rail me stupid so i cant think about how i feel about him.
and hes so pretty holy shit why did they make him pretty? his hair looks so fluffy i would love to play with it in my lap or just yank it to piss him off.
i want him to tame me and put me in my place, i want him to shamelessly flirt with me. i want him to tease me to oblivion. i wanna take all of him
and i wanna have a pet dog to piss him off. i want to help change his musty ass bandages. i want to watch movies and cuddle. i want him to kiss my hands sweetly and call me belladonna.
anyways i fucking hate him (im a chuuya kinnie btw)
-โ๏ธ anon
BABE THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY G-
โi wanna choke him and decide in the moment if its a death choke or just kinkyโ IM FUCKING OBSESSED like that is literally the most dazai thing ever๐ญ youโd have your hand wrapped around his throat smiling at how pretty he looked underneath you and heโd smirk back, barely able to speak but he chokes out a โwell, whatโs your choice this time darling?โ
and then doing things like that just to rile him up bc you know heโll snap back lmao like heโll get so mad he will hold you down, fucking into him so hard (you bleed) you canโt walk the next day, and heโll just tsk and say something like โitโs your own fault, pretty girlโ
but he would be so so sweet with u my dear anon like would absolutely never want to genuinely hurt you (youโre the only person he feels this way about) so if things got really rough heโd ask if you were ok, would wrap his entire lanky body around you at night bc he just cannot get enough of you, and you keep him so warm
they truly had no need to make his hair that pretty and soft like he looks pretty different from the manga ๐๐
so do i hate him too? yeah. would i get on my hands and knees to do anything for him? also yes๐
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Heyy, I'm not sure if your requests are open but can I request chuuya and tecchou with a s/o who's sensitive and scared of needles and blood in general
a/n: iโm answering this req super late so plz excuse that (โฅ๏นโฅ) but ofc!! also,,,am i the only person who genuinely enjoys getting shots?? probably.
oh i also went and tacked dazai onto this as well, to compensate for my inactivity ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
warnings: descriptions of needles, hospitals, blood and injuries!
(Chuuya, Dazai, Tecchou) With a S/O Whoโs Scared of Blood / Needles
Chuuya
ok so i actually feel like he's scared of needles as well
maybe not really scared...but he definitely doesn't enjoy getting them and tends to avoid hospitals for this reason
so when he hears that you're pretty sensitive to blood & needles, he's very understanding
tries not to involve you in fights or the violent side of his work since...well...it involves a lot of blood lol
if you accidentally cut yourself, he'd treat the wound and bandage it so you don't have to see the blood etc
when the two of you have to get vaccinations or something, you both have to hold each other's hands and squeeze your eyes shut PLS
just don't tell any of chuuya's co-workers about that
some of the other mafia members tend to,,,belittle you for ur fear
^saying shit like that you shouldnโt be dating a literal executive if youโre so โsensitiveโ,,,and letโs just say chuuya doesnโt take to that kindly
yea um. ur bf beats the shit out of anyone who makes fun of u <3
Dazai
blood doesnโt bother him but needles?!
^mans has probably never been vaccinated in his entire life
a walking biohazard tbh ๐ญ๐ญ /hj
all slander aside, heโs going to make fun of you (lightheartedly) regardless
even tho that makes him super hypocritical?? how are u gonna never get a shot but make fun of ur s/o for having the same fear ๐
offers to knock you out before you get vaccinated so ur not conscious for it ( โ โฟโ )
what a caring bf ๐ฅบ (heโs kidding. maybe)
ngl he doesnโt offer much support for your sensitivity to blood tho
claims that he โforgotโ about it if he ever accidentally triggered youโฆthis is DAZAI weโre talking about after all
however he still does go out of his way to keep anything work-related & violent away from you
Tecchou
tecchou kind of struggles to understand your fear at first
literally tilts his head at you while saying "but it's just a needle...? and blood??โ
like ok??? how is that supposed to help???
you have to mildly explain that it just makes you uncomfortable and he nods his head the whole time but his eyes look EMPTY ๐
^not a single thought in his head i stg
while he may not understand, he is still super supportive of you ofc!!
similarly to chuuya, tecchou doesn't involve you in his work or share any of the more violent details about it
also goes with you to get shots :D holds ur hand and reassures you the whole time
offers to get the shot first so you can see that it'll be ok!! even if it may make you super uncomfy
unintentionally intimidates the nurse whoโs giving you the shot because of how close he hovers over you, and how intensely heโs STARING at the needle ๐
the nurse ends up scolding him & telling him to back tf up lmao ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
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No one likes syringes!
Summary : You gotta take your weekly syringe but you're afraid of needles so how can these mfs (Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, Aku, Chuuya) convince you to take it ๐คท
Genre : bit cracky and fluff, prob lots of teasing bc u know who tf im talking about ๐
Warnings : heartattacks bc we all simp too hard for these men ๐ maybe a bit of suggestive themes at the end
A/N : managed to inject myself for the first time (aint no drugs, need them bc HEALTH) and bro, my hands r still shaky bc fear ๐ญ how do ppl do this so easily ๐ also the syringe is like a pen (also for this story) but broo its still scary and i need some bsd character comforting me ๐ฉโโ
Dazai Osamu
Lets say yall live together and hes at work while u r home alone
cant bring yourself to do it alone bc bro syringes are scary (even if its just a pen bc NEEDLES BRO) ๐ฉ๐ญ
So you text him and ask what hes doing and tell him if hes got time to come home asap bc we r nearly crying at this point
hes gonna be SO ANNOYING like "i was just waiting for a text from you~ dont worry, your knight in shining armor will save you"
BROO he prob knew that you gotta take them today and also knew that nothing would be going on at the agency so he couldve stayed at home but nah ๐ญ๐ญ (sadistic a** fr fr)
but hes still hurrying nonetheless bc hes not that MEAN -right???-
arrives at home and finds you on the couch holding the pen with shaky hands and his heart does feel a TAD bit guilty bc fr he couldve stayed at home and u would have gotten this shit over asap
gon be all like "dw im here now, okay? Lets just get this over with and then we'll cuddle, how about that?"
homegirl is about to cry at this point bc just FREE HER from this misery
sits next down to you and takes the pen from your hands
If you do wanna try it out yourself, he'll gently guide you through it
He knows how afraid you are and teasing would just make you sob instantly bc the pressure is already too much to deal with YEAH U BETTER STFU U TEASE !! jk still love him
will try to change your mind tho by sayinf stuff like "Really? ~ i mean its brave and good of you to try it yourself but I really love helping you, you know. Want to do everything for you, darling." he knows EXACTLY what hes doing to us by saying that
Is prob gonna give us that look and whisper in our ear and shi im sorry im too down bad for this man at this point ๐ฉ
if you dont wanna do it yourself then, he'll tell you to look at him while hes pressing the pen onto your thigh or stomach
You still cant keep your eyes off of it? Sry girl, theres only one solution
He'll just click his tounge at you while having that fking smirk on his face as he says "still too distracted, I see? Well seems like theres only one way to help you"
gives you a kiss on the lips and just deepens it while looking STRAIGHT into your eyes got my knees weak for him fr
you only feel a tiny sting and as soon as a "click" is heard, he'll break the kiss and just grins at you as if he didnt trick you lol
but who are you to complain, he sees that you liked it and will def comment on that
"see, love? Wasn't so hard after all. But you still did well. Proud of you as always"
pecks you on the lips again before setting the pen onto the table and wraps his arms around your waist bc NO WAY in hell is he gonna let go after that
"i think i deserve a reward for that~" "you said you were waiting for a text so you KNEW i had to do it today, right?" ".... welp, not gonna apologize on that ๐คท๐คท๐คท"
u can understand why kunikida has to SIGH all the time as soon as dazai opens his mouth but oh well, you're too whipped to care about at this point
wont let you go so guess you'll have to reward him ๐
no ones complaining LOL
if you tell him to help you next time before hes gone for work, he'll def do it bc he loves u but poor kunikida gotta expect him arrive at work late more often bc he wont leave home without rewards ๐
Kunikida Doppo
You already know that he got the exact day, hour, minute and SECOND written down on when you gotta take your pen
You tell him that the day is enough and that the time doesnt matter but NOO ๐ค YOU WILL take it at the exact time
If its at ungodly hours like 3am or smth, bro he'll wake you up like no mercy for his schedule ๐ญ
If u complain to him tho then dw he will rearrange it for u bc he may love to stick to his plans but he wont ignore your needs and stuff either get urself a man who takes care of u like that ๐ค๐ค
will prefer to do it before work, so if you're not an early bird then he'll wake u up but dw you'll get a forehead kiss and bro's already fully dressed n' stuff BUT waking up to him looking at you with such a loving gaze will make u forget that its 5-6am or smth ๐ฉ
will first let you get up in peace and make u some calming tea bc he knows what will come next โ
"Y/N, I know you don't like it but you have to take your pen today, okay?"
if we start a tanthrum then he already knows about it like bro's prepared for everything!!
"Kuni, do we really ha-" "Yes." "But you know I dont li-" "Yes and yes. I know you hate it but don't worry, I've already written everything down on how to do it and what to be aware of so its okay to feel afraid but don't worry because I'm here. Nothing will happen and I've already bought your favorite snacks so you'll feel better but dont eat too much of it when I'm gone. "
u already know he spent a night or smth just researching everything about it as soon as you told him
prob even went to a library and once came back home with multiple books in his hands, hes THAT dedicated UGH I LOVE HIM ๐
you could just sob rn bc how did the earth bless you with this man KUNIKIDA I NEED U ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
If the pen is kept in a fridge then dw he already put that shit out for it to not be cold anymore (prob counted the minutes and seconds LOL)
he'll sit you down on the bed or couch, disinfect the place on where you'll take it (lol that sounds WRONG) and he'll give you a peck on your forehead before asking if you're alright and ready to go through with it bc no way in hell is he gonna do it while you're too shaken up for it
If you wanna try to do it alone then he'll take your hand into his as you're grabbing the pen, slowly guiding it while praising you for how brave you are for trying this and that hes proud of you IM SOBBING
will also tell you to look at him if you get more afraid by seeing it on your skin
Honestly even if you dont wanna do it yourself, he'll make sure to be there and will praise you every time you get through with it bc you KNOW he means it
Honestly makes you tear up everytime and u just wanna kiss this man fr
you thank him and tell him how glad you are to have him, he'll be smitten even more than he already is
Cup his face with your hands and kiss him bro's gonna find it really difficult to not stay at home and just be in your arms
at the end of the day, his love for you exceeds his ideals so he wouldnt mind arriving at work some minutes later if he gets to have you in his arms for a bit longer
Will arrive at work with such a good mood that hes prob gonna freak dazai out with it especially when he overlooks some dumb remarks from him the power of love YALL but who can blame him, his heart is thumping louder than dazai's rambling LOL
maybe yall will continue when hes back home, who knows ๐๐๐๐๐
Nakajima Atsushi
when you told him about the pen for the first time, he was literally thrown off like "wait, so you have to.... stab yourself regularly with that?????"
hes just SO precious bc his heart's squeezing at you asking him if he could help u bc you just feel so comfortable and just knowing that makes him SWOON
But at the same time hes panicking bc HOW CAN HE DO THAT WITHOUT HURTING U
Ngl hes prob also afraid of needles and stuff ๐ญ is gonna look at u like the pic above LOL
will ask yosano or even recommend that she should do it but you're like "NO!! im sorry, tsushi but im too scared of her and i feel safe with u :(((("
you got him WHIPPED and DEDICATED bc he'll def research that shit through and through
Will ask his coworkers (prob kunikida) how to best handle the situation
has everything ready but will stumble and be kinda hastily about it at first bc hes prob even more nervous than you are ๐
either it implifies your fear more or its just so ridiculous that you're legit like "ily but im not gonna die or smth ๐คจ๐คจ๐คจ" you cant blame him tho ๐ค
hes gonna be all like "OKAY OKAY, we got this. No, I GOT this s-so no worries, okay?" bro, BREATHE. Hes just about to pass out at this point jk jk
if you decide to try it out alone, he'll be a bit saddened bc does this mean you dont want him to help you after all?? :(( was he not good enough of a choice to be of help :((( TSUSHI STFU ILY
dw just reassure him that you obviously appreciate his help and still need him to be there bc no way in hell can u do it alone without ur hubby
will tell you everything he had learned about the pen and how to use it with a bit of a tremble in his voice but he pulls through with it!!
You manage to do it and BOY get ready for a rant on how proud of you he is
will want to pamper you with kisses on ur face "tsushi, i know that look. Go ahead and do it, dont hold back" "really, y/n!!?" "๐ฉ bro do it ok" will try to hold back with gluing himself onto you but how can he NOT
If u dont wanna do it urself then it will prob go like this:
its time for yk what and he sees the genuine fear in your eyes but dw he got you
hes prob gon be like "my s/o need me rn and i have to help them!!!" hes actually gonna remember everythinf he looked up and prob memorized for you bc hes AN ANGEL will put his forehead against yours and tell you to look at him "i wont let anything hurt you and happen to you. You're afraid and honestly im afraid too but you and i will get through this, okay?" gives you the most lovestruck smile ever before he looks down and counts to three
"breathe in, y/n. It will be okay" he ignores his slightly trembling hands and at the count of three inserts it. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
as soon as yall hear a click, he quietly counts to three before pulling it out and BROO the relief is refreshing af
"WE DID IT, Y/N!!!" Is hella giddy bc how can he not be proud of the both of you!!!! You did it!!! will honestly pull you in a hug bc hes just so happy
prob gonna realise that he just did it without asking u and will be sheepish all like "o-oh sorry, i just got too excited" "no tsushi. We should be happy about this so dont let go!!" no need to say it twice bc hes gonna wrap his arms even tighter around you and nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck ILL GIVE U A KISS TSUSHI ๐๐
will he feel bad for arriving at work a bit later? Maybe but a scolding from kunikida wont hold him back from holding you for a tad bit longer
He'll be a bit less nervous for the next times and it will surely decrease with each time bc practice yk but will obviously still hold you until he made sure that you're feeling okay afterwards
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
Bro's nearly flabbergasted bc why are you making such a FUSS ๐คจ๐คจ im sry dont sue me
"Calm down, you idiot. It's only a pen. You dont even SEE the needle."
dont ask him why hes staying with you if its JUST a needle then bc bro will prob just straight up get up and leave if you point it out ๐
will prob be the first to not even suggest but just TELL you to do it yourself aku im hurting over here ๐ฉ
will prob make an effort in atleast roughly skimming through a website about it prob smth weird like wikihow LMAO
If he does see you how afraid you really are of it, hes rly trying his best to ignore the small ache its giving his heart bc he takes no pleasure in witnessing u be so afraidโ its still JUST a pen in his eyes at the end of the day lol
will just sigh and snatch that shit from your hands bc he cant bear to see you like this any longer are we looking that pitiful, probably LOL
But he'll be surprisingly soft with his touch, nearly just ghosting you with his hands is that even a term, nvm yall know what i mean
Hes just gonna be straightforward with it bc the faster its over the better. He wont admit that he just wants to help but cant convey it bc what even are feelings ๐คท
He'll tilt your chin towards him and just say "Look at me, Y/N. Stop overthinking it. You won't get hurt from this stupid thing, okay? If smth does happen, I'll just destroy the factory thats making this."
You dont know if hes joking to lighten the mood or if hes serious bc its aku
But hes prob joking
anyway hes gonna ask you like smth rly random like "What do you wanna eat later" which will confuse you but you'll answer nonetheless bc hey hes initiating a convo!!
as you start to talk and he notices you're relaxed enough for him, welp yk whats happening
Actually makes you wince a bit bc it just caught you off guard
"Ryuu, what the f-?!" "Just bear with it." ok we have been silenced ๐
yall hear the click of relief, he counts in his mind to three and quickly pulls that shit out
you're slightly trembling from relief from finally getting it over you and bro just clicks his tounge like "You're such a fool. Cant believe something insignificant like that makes you nearly shit your pants."
you lowkey glare at him for that bc BRO needles r spooky ๐ญ but dw before you even open your mouth to tell him off, he'll look to the side and say "... You did good for holding that out though... but its still stupid."
just give him a peck on the cheek or smth bc this boy is prob craving some praise after having helped you like that
"Thank you, Ryuu. I couldnt have done this without you. You're the best boyfriend I could ever ask for"
Give him a tight hug, kiss and boom you got him around your finger
he'll take a second to wrap his arms around you and will just hide his face in the crook of ur neck like our other boy tsushi
"Of course, I'd help... I'll still blow up the factory for scaring you like that."
"NO!!" jk he wont if u tell him not to but hes just trying to say he doesnt like seeing u like that we know aku, dw ๐๐
if his coworkers ask why hes arriving a bit later at work, he'll just tell them to shut up and continue with their work
If you look closely you'll see his ears turn a bit pink as he keeps thinking of you and your words ๐๐๐ญ
Nakahara Chuuya
Honestly its gonna be a mix of every reaction possible I think
Like if you tell him about the pen, hes first gonna feel a bit pressured like "O-Oh wait so you want ME to help with it??"
Like no offense hes obviously feeling pretty happy about that you are asking him for help especially for smth important as your health
But he knows hes not the most gentle person and does have his worries that he might accidentally hurt you or smth
wont ask anyone for advice bc its his love of his life can i be that pls that asked HIM so he'll do it at the end of the day!!
but if hes feeling rly unsure then he wont mind slipping a question about it when hes reporting to mori
which means being not subtle at all
"So was that all for today's report of the mission." "Yeah." "Then do you need something or why are you still standing there?" ".... *pulls out a picture of your pen* do you know how to use this?..."
you def know that chuuya's feeling so embarassed that hes asking his BOSS but its a sacrifice hes willing to pay
mori will have mercy on him and tell him what he should be careful of and summarise on how to use it
Will prob throw in a "good luck~" bc how can u not TEASE him
anyway our boy's done his research and now comes the hard part
"Okay, dont panic Y/N." "HOW CAN I NOT WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING IT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME" "JUST DONT PANIC, FFS"
dw as soon as he sees you trembling, he'll be softer than a marshmallow
a chuuya one
"Oi, look at me. I'll make sure nothing's gonna happen to you, alright? Will just sting a bit and thats it. Will take care of you after this so you'll forget this ever happened."
HOW CAN U NOT SWOON AT HIM ๐ฉ๐ฉ
he'll even take off his gloves so you'll be more relaxed if you can feel his skin bro the gloves are giving off doctor vibes in this scenario, will make us panic more LOL
if you really cant keep your eyes off it then well....
"Damn it, love. Stop looking at it." will just press his lips onto you for a second before breaking it and inserting that shi*
"Ch-Chuuya!" "I know, i know. Dont worry, its gonna be over real soon."
And boom thr click is heard and yall are finally done
Honestly his shoulders are gonna relax instantly, boy was tensed up even more than you skskskks but who can blame him
"OMG chuuya we did it!!" "Yeah, you did it, doll." bro's gonna latch onto you again bc that kiss from earlier wasnt enough for the both of u ๐ฉ
is it riling yall up? Probably but welp you 're already either shirtless or pantless so only one clothing to pull off less work for yall
Mori's just gonna be like "I see, you managed to get through it" and chuuya just tiltd his fedora down so u cant see his face bc he REALLY wants to ignore that his boss knows whats been holding our boy up cant blame him ๐คท๐คท๐คท
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Lol that was WAY too long but honestly this was so good to write ๐ฉ now im just gonna be sad that none of them r here to do it irl but oh welp, will just read more stuff about them โ๐
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Don't be so annoyed, love!
Summary: He's so annoying sometimes but it's ok because you love him ๐ญ (HC w/ Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo)
Genre: Crack, fluff, lowkey suggestive themes
Warnings: ๐ฟ we ignoring the red flags bc we can. also mentions of farting bc dazai ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
A/N: u cant tell me that they wouldnt do any of these things ok ๐also kunikida's got a small drabble out of nowhere but im always wildin when it comes to him ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Dazai Osamu
u cant tell me that as soon as hes rly comfortable in ur relationship that he WOULD NOT be ashamed of just farting outta nowhere honestly ๐
Like yall r just chilling on the couch, watching smth and he just lets it all out bc why should he hold himself back ๐ฟ
Hes at home ๐ฟ
But bro's lucky he doesnt smell but ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ wheres the warning from him
u give him the side eye and hes like "What? Are you perhaps ashamed of human nature, bella?" like ok we'll leave him alone but he ruined the emotional moment of the movie yall were watching ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Is also the type to prob leave his socks and clothes lying around
It got better over time but he still sometimes does it bc old habits die hard i guess ๐ง
once got so bad you just collected all of his clothes and put them infront of the door so he'd have no choice but to pick all of that up and do it himself ๐
would try to talk his way out of it in the beginning but also felt kinda bad after the relationship got more and more serious
So now hes a good bf/ husband and does it himself ๐คฉ (with the occasional sock under the couch ๐)
drinking habits would take a bit longer to be fully gone, he'd learn to regulate it over time
He's learned to warn you tho when he thinks that a rly shitty day might hit him bc work and more
sometimes you take the day off and do something together to take his mind off of it
Sometimes you're at work and a "im home" text without hearts will come and you know whats wrong
would feel more comfortable over time letting you take care of him
will definitely show you his appreciation for you the next days in one way or the other ๐คฉ๐
talking about living together, yall would often have to sit down to talk about his spendings bc our man cant save for ANYTHING
Used to often come home with little things like "Look, this reminded me of you!" and it's a plushie of a cat or something
Started off cute and small but got dramatic like him really fast
ngl he came home with a expensive necklace u liked when the both of u went shopping but u didnt buy it bc.. she expensive...
like he was charming as always with his "Tada! Guess what I've got you?~ ๐" ".... Not the necklace...? ๐ง" "๐คฉ How did you guess that right, bella??" "๐จ๐จ"
THIS man right here wouldnt even hesitate to just right out fking steal shit for you if u want it bc thats how much Power u got over him he'd never admit that tho sksks... OK maybe in bed...
he'd def either blackmail or bribe chuuya into helping him with stealing
probably even has access to his bank account and you'd only realize that when he'd stand infront of your door, asking where that "f*cking b*stard" is
you'd legit have to mediate their convo or else the whole building you live in would be gone immediately skks ๐
Chuuya likes u so he wouldnt make yall pay for it bc he knows that dazai's nearly broke 24/7 and u dont deserve to pay for his fault ๐
it would be enough to destroy his pride to make him obey chuuya for like 2 weeks or sum cue evil cackling from said red head
queen of Gaslightining nr. 1 ๐ญ sometimes its for the dumbest arguments tho like why its okay to smack your lips while eating ๐ญ
"I don't know it's just really noisy and kinda annoying for me?" "But Bella, that shows just how tasty your food is or are going to deny that fact and say that I should not show my appreciation for it? What if for me personally it's a sign of a good meal?" "Yeah but doesnt need to be that for me. Also you can show your appreciation for it in other ways like just simply saying its delicious?"
"But actions speak louder than words, my love." "YEAH, well then what do you want then???"
Its just a whole shit show and would (lmao it WILL) end in him giving you just shameless bedroom eyes and well you know whats gonna be after dinner lmaooo ๐คก๐ญ
Also also i do believe that hes not the best cook at first but hes a real fast learner so it prob would only take him a week of consuming cooking videos and reading books and BOOM
"Samu, is this a 3 course meal you're cooking because that's a LOT of ingredients in the kitchen." "Sssh just sit down, wash yourself up and enjoy the evening, my love! I'll call you when I'm done ๐"
Manages to somehow still give you some snacks and drinks in between the cooking ๐ญ with some sneaked in kisses on your shoulder or lips ๐
If you go and hug him from behind, he'll be MELTING
Like nuzzling your face into his back while wrapping your arms around his torso, you feel the slight rumble in his chest as he chuckles at your cute action ๐ญ
"If you want to eat something then you should take a break from being so cute, you know? Don't want the food to go bad from maybe getting a bit distracted if you stay here for a bit longer." "Ew, are you implying you'd start something infront of our food??"
"... Well, I can just have a whole meal by myself but you'd be left hungry so it's your choice ๐"
๐ฟ the way he doesnt need long to be turned on is alwaya amazing to u but thats just how whipped he is and bro is a whole snack himself so WHOS complaining ๐๐
food's is guaranteed to taste heavenly but if he knows youve got time, then he'd make excuses to taste your cooking like
"Samu, it's been a while since I've gotten to taste your cooking." "Aww, was it that delicious for you? Hmm but I actually prefer your cooking!"
Time for some cooking and baking lessons together, eoow ๐
with the occasional make out session because the sauce found it's way on your lips and he just had to clean it up with his ๐ญ๐
honestly despite all of some of the difficulties, dazai would never fail in making you feel loved in his own way even tho u gotta peel back some layers ๐ฟ
At the end of the day, his bear hugs and many kisses are smth u love to come back home to after work
also doesnt say it but would def be a house husband for u ๐คฉ with the occasional "whoops gotta go and do smth quick" text and he comes home at like midnight skks bc the agency needs his cute ass ๐ but dw dinner's ready and house chores have been done so enjoy ur evening after work, zurlie ๐
dont kill me for this but id give him a 7.5/10 ๐ญ
Obsessed with him and i love him but it would prob be really really exhausting to get him to FULLY trust you and its honestly understandable
Also he kinda makes me feel like i'd have to walk on eggshells around him because you often dont really know what hes thinking ๐ญ๐ญ
could smile at u while thinking "why u so ugly" ๐ญ๐ญ
also bro is so smooth, its scary like he'd prob make us forget immediately that hes trying to find out everything about us(why he sounding like a stalker ๐จ๐จ wouldnt want him to be MY stalker ๐จ๐จ or would I?? ๐คฉ) MY DELULU BRAIN ๐น
Doppo Kunikida
๐จ Cleaning maniac
personification of the verse "I can COOk, i can CLEAN" (i know its "dont" instead of can but we all know hes like perfect house husband material... maybe a bit too perfect ๐๐๐๐น)
If u forgot a cup on the dinner table, he'd legit take the cup, put it in ur hand and be like "why did u leave it there if u r not using it"
WILL def rant about why u shouldnt do it
Honestly huge nagging mom vibes ๐๐
At the beginning of moving in together, he'd just clean everything without a word whatsoever
Like you wanna help around the house too? NUH UH, he already finished everything up.
Vaccuming the house? Done
Swiping? Lmao be sure to not arrive at home after work around that time bc u gotta stand at the door and WAIT until the floor is dried ๐๐ญ
Dishes have been done like at 5 in the fucking morning ๐๐น
Bro thankfully doesn't wash clothes that often (gotta be careful of the water bill ๐ญ) but there r days where he legit throws his clothes nearly everyday bc the worse the mission the more blood yk ๐ฟ๐ฟ
U had to legit drag his ass to the couch to talk to him bc he gonn be deep clean the house if someone doesnt stop him
"Kuni, you literally don't need to do EVERYTHING by yourself! I'm also here to help and frankly, it feels like you're my maid sometimes ๐" " Don't worry. Everything fits perfectly in my time plan and since you sometimes work overtime, it's better if I do a bit more of it."
... "๐ฟ You are legit saving this city from being destroyed so often and I just sit in the office, bro ๐คก" "I understand your argument but I have seen the way you look tired so often so let me take a bit of your burden"
He knows how to make us go "๐ฅบ"
The argument prob went on for an hour until yall settled on making a plan on who does what on which days and if someone's gotta work overtime or sum then the other takes a bit of it over and so on
So in the end its alrighty ๐
Groceries and so on are never a problem except it sometiems turns out like going shopping with your mom because...
"Omg Kuni, look!!" *holds up cute decoration* "We could put this on our dinner table! Isn't it cute ๐ฅบ??"
Bro just takes it from you and looks at the price. Legit gives you the ๐คจ look
"That's 937,32 Yen (around 6โฌ) ๐คจ๐คจ. For a tiny statue of a dog? We could find it somewhere way cheaper." "๐ฅบ But it's a limited edition and it reminds me of you bc its got the same fur color ๐ฅบ. It's even got ur glasses on ๐ฅบ"
Bro will say no but the day after you spot the dog on the table ๐คก
Yall lying in bed together and cuddle so give him a peck on the lips while killing him with your cute ass smile (U MURDERER ๐ฟ๐ฟ)
"What was that for?" "Hmmm, well I just noticed that said statue magically appeared on our table. You think it was a cute long haired fairy with glasses and a grumpy look ๐? "
He tries really hard to deadpan at you but the corner of his lips still tug upwards as he pinches your nose
"Well, sometimes its not so bad to buy a little extra, I guess."
If theres a market nearby with some really good deals then you'd either be dragged together with him or he'd come home after work with tons of bags
Always surprises you in how good he is at negotiating about the price
Sometimes you gotta stop him from arguing with some of the shop keepers because some decided to sell some items way too overpriced ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
you once found him stay up all night researching about reasonable prices for veggies... ๐จ
and cue to yall standing in the morning infront of said shop keeper getting absolutely destroyed in an argument by your man.. ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
Well guess who even got some extra free stufd because kuni terrified the shit out of him ๐
"Thank you for your hard work in harvesting and selling us these delicious vegetables. My wife is quite a fan of them." Your husband said as he put the money into the shop keepers shaky hands, face red in embarassement as he squeezed out a "It's nothing." between his teeth. His face paled at the words "We'll see each other next Monday. Until then have a great week." leaving your man's mouth as he gave him a friendly smile before taking your hand and going to the next stall,only for you to sheepishly wave goodbye to the shop keeper before going with your husband.
"Well, you gave him quite the scare back there." You said as you felt him squeeze your hand a bit tighter, the bustling of the array of people only increasing by minutes. "Someone had to correct his ways. It would help his sales but only if he's willing to take that advice seriously." he simply answered as he looked at the contents of the bag, counting the ingredients left to purchase.
"Well atleast we got ourselves more than we needed so we can go home and call it a day." "Who are you?" Chuckling at your surprised face out of the corner of his eyes, he continued to make his way towards the end of the market, to finally reach your car.
"I thought over your words and I do believe it would be nice to" laze around together "for once in a while. Everything in the house has already been done, so maybe we could try out that one series you've been talking about. The reviews seem to be quite positive about it."
He just lets a breathy laugh escape his lips at your squeal while you begin to rant on why its gonna be so good watching it and
UUUUGGHHGH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ GIVE ME KUNIKIDAAAAAAAGHHHHHH ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คก๐คก๐น๐น๐น
honestly there are like no real red flags like his red flags are disguised green flags and yall can legit work through it easily
The only thing would be his tendency to overwork himself and it could lead to an argument but never a real fight because hes pretty easy to reason with
Like even when hes stubborn, he'll STILL listen to your words because the many good things about him that he'd always make sure to take your words seriously ๐ฟ๐ฟ
which sometimes makes it tempting to tease him bc we can lowkey understand why dazai easily tells him the most outrageous shit and your man just casually writes it down in his notebook ๐ญ
"That damn idiot managed to fool me again by telling me that aliens have been among us (AMOGUS ๐น) and that the goverment has been hiding it from us for decades." "I thought you already knew about that tho?"
"What" "What?"
"Wait so they're real?"
Cue to him showing him a video (that dazai sent to you a week ago just for this moment ๐ญ)
Lmao dont tease him too much tho but dw, he cant stay mad at you at all lmao ๐๐
Honestly a 8.5/10 bc his nagging scares me ๐๐ญ
Edogawa Ranpo
"Greatest Detective" more like "Queen of Gaslightining" ๐น๐น
Everyone knows hes way too obsessed with sweets but how the hell is his teeth actually still existing ๐ฟ๐ฟ
ngl i believe fukuzawa would prob sometimes just randomly ask him if he brushed his teeth bc he lowkey lowkey raised him ok ๐คก
Ranpo is all nice like "yup, i did." but when u ask him, hes a whole b*tch about it
"Hah??? Why would you ask me that?? Do you really believe that I'd be so dumb to forget about brushing my teeth? If i can solve the most difficult cases then why would you assume that brushing my teeth might something that I'd forget, huuuhh??"
His gaslightining used to work at the beginning of ur relationship but sooner or later its not hard to notice his patterns ๐ฟ
Like yas ok, he could just put up a whole ass strategy in how to not get u to notice that he didnt brush em at all but bro
Hes too lazy
And hes a sucker for attention ๐ฉ like he might be "annoyed" if u nag at him bc of smth but he absolutely loves it bc its just one of his many ways to get ur attention without him having to actively get up and get it for himself ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก
Hes a huge clown but i love him ๐ญ
Dazai tends to forget his socks or smth lying on the floor but THIS mf right here just doesnt rly care ๐ญ
Like that was the first thing u noticed when u entered his apartment ๐คก
Its not right out messy on a disgusting degree, its more like theres tons of trinkets n shit from cases or just random candy wrap hidden under the couch ๐๐๐
The epitome of "I can do it tomorrow" bc bro doesnt forget, he just IGNORES that he has to do it ๐ญ
might take a while to actually get him to yk do smth around the house
used to prob only sleep and shower at his apartment and thats it๐
But when hes whipped then hes whipped and hed actually try his best to help around the house
Key word "try" ๐คก
Like its often tbh accompanied by "okay, ill do it but only if i get smth"
A MANCHILD, I SAY ๐น๐น๐น๐น
But there are days when he legit deep cleans everything by himself bc either you had a bad day or yall had a fight ๐น๐น
still would whip out the "now gimme something, please ๐" if yall cuddle after a fight and he cleaned and tidied everything up for his love ๐คฉ
doesnt always have to be candy yk HEUEHEUEHEUUE ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
also its not a surprise but dont let him near the kitchen
HE COULD
HE RLY COULD COOK SO WELL
Like he had only cooked for ONE time and it was like a fever dream
Bc u legit had a fever and he cooked chicken soup but uhm ๐ฟ
he cooked it so good??? Like veggies n meat cut and cooked up nicely?
Broth kicking in real hard?
Like? "What the hell? I thought you couldn't cook??"
Bro is about to put that spoon fr away ๐
"I'm not so heartless to let you starve and I definitely wont be giving you some cheap soup either. I just looked it up on the internet and followed the instructions so you gotta get well soon because I miss your cooking ๐คฉ๐คฉ"
Are we flattered?? Gurl, maybe but he'd def know if we tried to make ourselves be sick to taste his cooking again
Bro only offers to help when it comes to baking ๐ช๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
His only help is licking the dough or chocolate outta the bowl or smth ๐
would sneak in many kisses tho bc he likes u and sweet stuff is just sugar overload for him and he loves it ๐คฉ
I think one of the important factors for him in a relationship is that fukuzawa approves of you? Since he does value his opinion over his own intellect
Like bro trusted him when it came to Fukichi and other ppl ๐
fukuzawa could legit go "aliens r evil" and ranpo would be like "ok everyone, aliens are evil!!!!" ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
honesrly i dont think why there would be a reason for fukuzawa not to accept you (if there is one then time to take 100 steps back and reflect on urself ๐)
He'd prob be impressed on how u even fell in love with him bc.. its ranpo๐
petty, clingy, can be manipulative ( but never with ill intentions), would legit prank ur ass bc he can, impatient and quickly bored af
But hes attentive, kind, can be patient when it comes down to it, empathetic (depends sksks) (also thank u fukuzawa for kinda ramming that into his head ๐คฉ), affectionate in his own way (a sucker for physical touch but would NEVER right out admit it ๐ฟ) and so much more honestly
there arent any real red flags tbh (might come as a surprise for some ppl)
Maybe maybe he'd obviously have a bit of difficulty fully opening up and i do believe there might be times where he once or twice legit deducted what ur feelings r for him bc hes used to being careful around people and especially bc in case someonw could randomly target the agency
Or is some kinda criminal in general
But honestly when hes learned to trust you then you know youve got yourself someone loyal ๐
and i mean FR loyal
personal favorite hc and honestly prob canon since we've already seen it : he'd not be ashamed to throw hands at someone when he thinks you're being insulted or harassed
And with hands i mean exposing them to 100% until they are pissing their pants and begging him to leave them alone ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
Also also, gives me off a similar vibe to dazai with the "maybe having to walk on eggshells" around them but ranpo doesnt make you feel as watched tbh as dazai which would kinda make it easier to talk to
but bro isnt as smooth as him so whOOP ๐๐
Overall iconic and a solid 8/10 ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐๐๐
The random ratings i gave them LMAO ๐๐๐ hope u like em ๐ฟ
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MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ
Make a part two??๐ฅบ๐ซถMaybe Chuuya and Nikolai?
No brain, just horny! 2
Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)
Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive ๐ค
Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL ๐โ
A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ how can yall find rat man hot, idk man ๐ his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra ๐๐ not proofread btw ๐
Part 1
Nakahara Chuuya
๐ณ yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??
Cant blame u tho ๐๐ญ ๐ญ
honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo
Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH
idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"
As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk ๐๐๐
ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo
And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall ๐๐๐๐???
TO HELL
Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u ๐
Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues
"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??
Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc
YES
YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐จ
its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi ๐
Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???
OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF๐
And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that
But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor ๐๐
all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones
"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it ๐ญ
Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey
and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"
HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS ๐
thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like ๐ณ
But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...
"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door
Help our man, hes so TORN
All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is
He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm
His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue
Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip
"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."
cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead
"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."
now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well
He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement ๐๐ณ
He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze
"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."
He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything ๐
Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what ๐๐๐๐
Akutagawa Ryunnosuke
ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here ๐ like hes fking constipated or smth
Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo
"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused ๐๐ญ๐ญ
lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario
idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama
And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?
By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs ๐
but wait whats that?
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug
"Ryu, what are you doing here?"
He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you
Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face
But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them๐
"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"
You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful
"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"
He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point ๐
"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."
"But I still have t-"
A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn
"Just stay behind me and wait."
If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot
He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him
He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship
And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you
"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."
Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story
"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."
"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."
๐คจ > ๐ณ
"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"
You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks
"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"
Ah, you smart vixen.
Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows
But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him
"W-Why-? Y-You-???"
Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk
"Ryu, are we walking ba-"
"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."
"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." ๐๐คฉ
A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him
Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap ๐๐
At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always
"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. ๐คญ
Nikolai Gogol
erm ๐จ how about no?
Do u not value life?
Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are ๐๐๐๐
bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)
but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so ๐ how could he ๐ say no ๐
like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang ๐ and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day
But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste ๐๐๐ same tho
is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people ๐คฉ
Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks ๐ IM SORRY
throw him into a trash can or smth ๐ jkjk maybe im not ๐๐
anyway back to the scenario ๐
lets say hes as always acting like the ๐คก he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying
Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.
Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur๐๐๐
Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?
Che-
"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"
Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.
"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"
You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing
"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"
"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"
"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"
"nope, never. Bye!"
Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him ๐จ
"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"
"Huh?"
A
"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand
Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him
Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet
"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." ๐๐
Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.
"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"
"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"
A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him
"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."
"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"
You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him
Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other
A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb
Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest
a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'
"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"
Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."
Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.
"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"
"You're lucky that I love you."
"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"
A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.
"Well, then end what you've started then."
"Gladly."
Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.
Fyodor Dostojevski
๐ im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD
ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u ๐
but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that ๐จ๐จ
but guess what ๐ youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist ๐คฉ
Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap
or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life ๐
and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts ๐๐๐
"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."
UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM ๐๐๐
i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first
Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you
He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you ๐คฉ
"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT ๐
tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore
Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him ๐คฉ
he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"
im crying i hate this
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A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas ๐ and lmao sorry for the radio silence ๐ writers block and life, we love it.
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