#theater kid bard

[mythicmagics]

This is Miechis final design. Still a Teethling bard but this time has wild magic. I used her for lots of campians but this iteration was used for Water Deep. also still made in middle school.

[ignatiusteto]

everyone looks at barbie princess and the pauper preminger and points at astarion but I raise you: raphael.

[always-a-woman-to-me]

theater kid music slaps so hard like y’all don’t understand

[kinglaera]

i’m a theatre kid, of course my first dnd character is a bard

[a-heart-of-kyber]

I think the scene with the lawyer's daughter is such a clear example of Kaz's neutralness.

To most there would be two options, both definitely slotting into Good and Evil. Let her go back to bed and you lose everything in the morning. Kill her and probably be relatively safe...but you'vE KILLED A CHILD.

So, can't let her go back to bed and reveal they were there to her father in the morning. Can't kill her...

Kaz goes with the secret third option, which is to scare the ever-living shit out of her so she never speaks of the two men in the house to anyone...ever.

And it works.

[b1gwings]

swashbuckler rogue my beloved

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Darius calling Raine a terrible actor when they are basically the leader of the “theater coven” really adds insult to injury over there

[thechelaxian]

Zasratra Clarumbrax, NG changeling bard, Chelish Diva, and one of the Wiscrani Senio (main players) for my WIP novelization of the Council of Thieves adventure path. Art by iesnoth

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Vittoria Vici: Hey. Sorry the date went south.

Asgeir Snow-Shod: Are you kidding? Best date ever! Who gets to see the Bards' College brawl?

[ashen-crest]

Emry Karic, surrounded by spirit cultists, miles away from any ally except for Aspen, being asked/demanded to demonstrate his possession powers: 

i’m gonna give these cultists everything they want

i’m gonna pretend to channel a goddess and tell them off

[tiny-huts]

I like when your DND character is someone that you would punch out if you ever met them in real life

[mythicmagics]

Still during middle school, this is Meichi a young Teethling Bard. She is the Beta version of a DnD character who i end up using later. We only played 1 session but this was the first character I actually used.

[kuukigajan]

The dnd campain im currently playing has the dumbest party distribution ever its always so hard to do anything at all I love it

[cocotine]

i barely have any sense of self anymore beyond like. being lazy/tired and not wanting to do things.

i know the self is an intangible and abstract concept but im trying to decide what class i would be in bg3 (this is a really stupid reason to have an existential crisis i know) and i can't settle on anything bc i don't really know who i am or what im like anymore beyond my shortcomings and weaknesses. which sounds stupid but it's upsetting when something that's supposed to be a fun hobby becomes a source of despair because i can't stop ruminating and i can't enjoy the game bc im thinking of how inadequate i am. maybe this is why people play as characters that aren't themselves BUT I NEED TO SELF INSERT i need to. idk

[beep-cares]

i love musical theatre because when we do a mini little partial show for kids the director has to say "less sexy please"

[hs-transfusion]

> TAVROS NITRAM

HEMO: Indigo (#0021CB) TROLLTAG: architectsTactic [AT] SIGN: Sagitaur, Sign of the Wistful STRIFE: javelinkind MODUS: Wallet LUNAR SWAY: Derse MYTH. ROLE: Bard of Time LAND: Land of Dust and Tomes

AT: Ah shucks, uh, 1 don’t really have t1me to 1ndulge 1n k1d stuff anymore,

Tavros used to be a kid that loved NERDY THINGS like Fiduspawn and FLARP, but under the strict influence of his LUSUS, strives to maintain an air of UPPERCLASSMANSHIP now that he's older. He tries his best to ACT LIKE HE ENJOYS IT, but deep down, he wishes things could go back to the WAY THEY USED TO BE.

Now that he's buried his passion for CARD GAMES and CARTOONS, he instead takes up attending MUSCULAR THEATER and has been learning how to COOK EXOTIC MEALS. His lusus also has him reading FANTASTICAL NOVELS, all of which sound infinitely more fascinating than the MUNDANE LIFE HE LIVES NOW.

Tavros' WALLET Fetch Modus is the quintessential Fetch Modus for any RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

Tavros' lusus is classified as the SERVITUDINAL OXENHOIST; a large minotaur that serves as Tavros' PERSONAL BUTLER. It's quite OVERPROTECTIVE of Tavros, doing its best to ensure he lives life as a PERFECT HIGHBLOOD, much to his chagrin.

The Land of DUST AND TOMES is a desert-covered planet, lined with MASSIVE BOOKSHELVES that house entire communities, along with HOLLOWED-OUT TOMES used as camping shelters. The consorts of the land are convinced (and mistaken) that The Bard will just LOVE all these long, winding books to read. In particular, there are four tomes dotted across the land that combine to form a RIDDLE, the answer of which must be recited to HEPHAESTUS to earn his cooperation.

Tavros' ancestor is known as ATLANTUS IMPENDUS. A SWASHBUCKLING GAMBLIGNANT, he adventured far and wide in search of a WORTHY OPPONENT. Originally a trusted mercenary for THE EMPRESS, he was eventually swept up in a REBELLION AGAINST HER for the chance to duel her to the death. He did not win.