#themachine

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[itsgyspy]

I think we should replace St. Patrick with the patron saint of drinking, and a martyr for fat people all over the world. 2 Bears 1 Cave fanart. "St. Burt" Ink on Drawing Paper. March 2023. #2bears1cave #fanart #drawing #prismacolor #ymhstudios #bertisfat #brentchrysler #alcoholic #kool-aid #themachine (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CprgaphuHUc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nando161mando]

THE MACHINE-BAOBINGA AND ID

[trustyfashion]

The Machine: The Story Behind The Movie

What is the story behind The Machine movie?  In 1999, college freshman Bert Kreischer goes on a trip to Russia. During a night of hard partying, Bert befriends a tour guide named Igor along with his friends and becomes "The Machine," a legend in Russian folklore.

What are people saying about The Machine movie?  The Machine was loud, obnoxious and overbearing, and nothing about this comedy should've worked, but it played well to its strengths, and ended up being much more entertaining than it should've been.

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[everything578]

Joey chestnut The World's Greatest Competitive Eater

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[mansetmalatya]

Gişede Beklentilerin Üzerine Çıktı (2 - 4 Haziran 2023 ABD Gişesi)

"Örümcek Adam: Örümcek Evrenine Geçiş" (Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse), cuma günü vizyona girmesinin ardından ABD'de 120,5 milyon dolarlık hasılatla açılış yaptı.   Beklentilerin çok üzerine çıkan film, gelmiş geçmiş en büyük ��çüncü iyi açılışı yapan animasyon oldu. İşte 2-4 Haziran haftası ABD'de en çok izlenen filmler ve elde ettikleri gişe rakamları... 10 - Kandahar - 765 bin dolar 9 - You Hurt My Feelings - 770 bin dolar 8 - The Machine - 1,8 milyon dolar 7 - About My Father - 2,1 milyon dolar 6 - The Super Mario Bros. Movie - 3,4 milyon dolar 5 - Fast X - 9,2 milyon dolar 4 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - 10,2 milyon dolar 3 - The Boogeyman - 12,3 milyon dolar 2 - The Little Mermaid - 40,6 milyon dolar 1 - Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse - 120,5 milyon dolar Read the full article

[film-book]

Box Office - June 2-4, 2023: SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE, THE LITTLE MERMAID, THE BOOGEYMAN, & More https://film-book.com/box-office-june-2-4-2023-spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-the-little-mermaid-the-boogeyman-more/?feed_id=73276&_unique_id=647cffc84cf77

[bob-the-movie-man-film-reviews]

The Machine (15): Kreischer? Who?

#onemannsmovies review of "The Machine" (2023). #TheMachineMovie. Only three laughs for me in this US "comedy". 2.5/5.

A One Mann’s Movies review of “The Machine” (2023). There have been two recent examples of US ‘national treasures’ that have appeared in films who are relatively unknown in the UK. In 2019 there was Mr Rogers, as portrayed by Tom Hanks, in “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood“. And very recently, it was the author Judy Blume and her book “Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret“. Now, it seems with…

[dogg724]

The Machine (2023) ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

[b2the4thpower]

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The machine glided through space.... #art #artist #surreal #objects #digitalart #artprint #original #digital #sleek #artprint #space #scifi #designer #dimentional #flyingobjects #creative #otherworldly #themachine #decor #homedecor #interior #contemporaryart #interdimentional #digitalartist #ufo #cosmic #interiordecor #stylish #abstractart https://www.instagram.com/p/Cptl4SKPEsF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tomorrowedblog]

The Machine gets new trailer, releases May 26

A new trailer has been released for The Machine, which is set to release May 26, 2023.

Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babić) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

[the-machine-pod]

Date: January 28th ????

I am sure we loved each other… once. Bernard and I. I do feel softness thinking about our early days, when it was just the two of us. Whispered nothings, promised to never be broken. And look at us now. The fruit of our love, broken. This household, broken. Our perfect love for each other, broken. Me? Also broken. Maybe never complete to begin with.

I’m lying here on the floor as I am holding the remnants of my beautiful, unfinished boy. I am cradling the music box, his voice, in my arms like a newborn. I know that as soon as I crank the handle, I will fall to my demise… no, I will fall asleep. I do not want to be woken up ever again. Nobody is here to wake me anyway. I am so tired. 

He sings so beautifully now, peace at last. I love you, my beautiful…

[andimahsong139]

#TheMachine needs its foods. :)))) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZyBnEyq80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[amesmonde]

Actor #DenisLawson is 75 today… best know as Wedge in #Starwars (and #ewanmcgregor’s uncle) but here he is in the overlooked sci-fi film #TheMachine with@caitylotz and #tobystephens. Cracking score by @_zwolf_ https://www.instagram.com/p/CjA44J2N5EC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[the-electric-blue]

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