#there are so many goddamn people on this smp

[the-final-sif]

Anyways just to be 100% clear c!dreamnoblade is cool and c!Techno and c!Dream would be one of the healthiest couples on the entire goddamn smp despite both of them having so many issues. They're adhd4adhd and I love that for them.

Both of them are sending out wedding invites as a joke, having people on the SMP RSVP, going "oh fuck now we're obligated to have a wedding" and then making an entire fake wedding that's staged to distract people while badboyhalo officiates their actual wedding in a little venue with the syndicate. So many characters show up to the fake wedding intending to object or cause trouble only to realize they got Fooled. Get dunked on losers, c!Techno is gonna go have an awesome wedding night with his new husband and all of you look dumb as hell.

[copepods]

god every image of pogtopia makes me fucking insane. no location in the dream smp will ever have the same effect to me as this goddamn ravine it’s empty it’s quiet it’s so so haunted and always will be it’s people who love each other being twisted into the worst versions of themselves giving into their anger and paranoia and there were so many happy moments the dumb little potato farm the diamond blocks in the wall but there was always an underlying layer of melancholy of pain of knowing it wouldn’t last and even when it was all over that ravine was still there preserved perfectly like a beautiful corpse frozen in time always there always always I’M GOING TO BITE SOMEONE!

[mcytrecursive]

Nomination Overview - Crack Fic

Oh boy do we have some bangers in this category. Not as many fics here, but every one a gem. I'll give you a hint: we've got mangoball.

Title: And why are you British now?  Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48950557/chapters/123691441#workskin Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Author: ace_of_arthropods Relationships: Grian & goodtimeswithscar, Jimmy solidarity & zedaph, rendog & bigb, Joehills & Martyn  Characters: Jimmy solidarity, Joe hills, grian, goodtimeswithscar, zedaph, Martyn inthelittlewood Length of the work: 11,506 words (incomplete fic) Genre: Crack Fic, Fluff Type: Fic Summary: “Wait a second...” Grian suddenly had an idea of what might have happened. He hastily dug through his horribly unorganized inventory for something with a mirrored surface. He eventually found a hand mirror with golden decorations, which he'd never seen before, and looked into it. A scarred face with dark green eyes looked back at him. “Oh no,” Grian said, in Scar's voice. (After double life, everyone returns to their home servers... or rather, their soulmate's home server, in their soulmate's body. Shenanigans ensue.)

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Title: Sapnap's Naga Harem Rating: E-rated Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49846090 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: ollie_oxen_free Relationships: Sapnap/Philza, Sapnap/Technoblade, Punz/Sapnap, Quackity/Sapnap, Dream/Sapnap, Karl Jacobs/Sapnap, Awesamdude/Sapnap, Sapnap/Foolish, Sapnap/Schlatt, Sapnap/Wilbur Soot Characters: Sapnap, Dream XD, Dream, Philza, Technoblade, Quackity, Punz Length of the work: 27,870 words (incomplete fic) Genre: AU, Crack Fic, Fluff, Fantasy AU, Humour, Romance, Smut Type: Fic Summary: Fresh out of school with a Masters in Magical Zoology, Sapnap is hired by a mysterious billionaire he knows only as XD to become one of the main caretakers of a new section of his magical menagerie. He's not sure what he's expecting, but ten fucking naga— rare, dangerous, mysterious— were not on the fucking list.

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Title: A Jackerella Story Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38446057/chapters/96084898 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: wetchickenbreast Relationships: Georgenotfound/Jack Manifold Characters: Jack Manifold, GeorgeNotFound, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, BadBoyHalo, Tubbo, Ranboo Length of the work: 6,328 words (incomplete fic) Genre: AU, Crack Fic, Drama, Fantasy AU, Humour Type: Fic Summary: Jackerella's life fucking sucks. Her goddamn parents died (how inconsiderate) and now she is stuck living as an indentured servant for her evil stepfamily. Her younger stepsister bites people (he won't stop no matter how many doctors they bring him to) and his older stepsister is a megabitch (also a homewrecker). His only friends are talking rats, so Jack is pretty much waiting on a miracle to get out of this mess... and that miracle comes in the form of a charming prince, some glass shoes, and a demon from hell (and the demon has MASSIVE tits).

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Title: pov: me when i fucking Get You Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45823945 Fandom: Dream SMP Author: doingthewritethings Relationships: Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Quackity & Slimecicle Characters: Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Slimecicle, Eret Length of the work: 3,450 words Genre: AU, Crack Fic, Family, Friendship, High School AU, Humour, Modern AU, Chatfic Type: Fic Summary: From: qln@dsmp.org To: csc@dsmp.org what would you do if hypothetically speaking. there was this guy. and he was horrible and awful and his hair was so fluffy like sooo fluffy like imagine putting a mop on his head. like a big old mop. or a dog. but instead of being a wet dog he smelled like cinnamon and was probably really good to pet. ohhhh my god. or, the one where Wilbur thinks they're dating, Quackity thinks they're enemies, and Eret thinks she would really, really, really like to get things done in her student council meetings.

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Title: Cheater, Cheater (Mangoball) Link: https://glittering.world/mangoball/classic Fandom: Video Blogging RPF Author: mangobaii Relationships: Dream/George, Corpse Husband/Wilbur Characters: Dream, George, Corpse Husband, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl, Wilbur, BadBoyHalo Length of the work: 20k-ish? Depends on how you count usernames and such Genre: Crack Fic, Humour, Epistolary, Mangoball Type: Fic Summary: DNF social media epistolary fiction. George gets cheated on by Sapnap with Dream; love blooms, among other things.

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[redstonedust]

My main sphere is the hermits and empires people, and ofc I have been exposed to a lot of dsmp stuff (fun fact I know so much goddamn lore of that smp bc I listened to a bunch of fan songs one day when I was bored lol), so I unfortunately don't know many ppl outside of there, but I did my best. Also you can see I gave up on usernames and the bigger brush lol

mostly correct! tho 'hbomb' is elmariana, 'joker' is clownpierce, and 'ren' is felps :3

[bluiex]

Hello Bluie!! My Beloved!! I'm bored so guess what thats your problem now :) /j

IDK how long you’ve been in the MCYT fandom but I think there has to be someone whos unaware of just how connected the MCYT square is?

Mumbo and Stampy had a small interaction on Twitter the other day that was wholesome and then I was like, how could I connect them? So listen to this

Grian is friends with Martyn and his wife NettyPlays, who is Stampys sister. This also makes Martyn and Stampy brothers in law, which is wild, but also connects Stampy to Yogscast and Grian to My Lovely World. Boom everyone's connected by association.

The you have the fact that on Evo Tomohawk (one of the members) is iBallistic squids brother meaning Grian had the siblings of the two minecraft legends on his SMP and so many people were none the wiser. Jimmy has also played with Stampy on an old series before if you dig for it.

Then you have Salemslady who was also a member of Evo who was friends with Amy Lee who was a helper on Stampys Lovely world which once again connects him back to Grian. Stampy on Hermitcraft real not fake??? /j

And then the fact that Grian is also friends with the Odds1Out and has featured in a video? Has been in videos with Gizzy, Fearraiser and other YT's. Kinda wild.

Lizzie and Grian are also long time friends and she featured in Tokyo Soul before, meaning Lizzie knows both Sam and Taurtis and Grian also has interacted with Aphmau and Jinbop (unfortunately) and thus can be connected to Sky Army and Mystreet.

Then you have Scott who connects basically everyone in the goddamn MCYT multiverse because he’s EVERYWHERE. And theres some many more I didn’t even bother touching on.

Just… The MCYT community really is just a bunch of connecting wires, big extended family, everyone knows each other somehow.

… I am so sorry I just ranted so much in your inbox I swear I didn’t mean for it to be that long

would some cheese suffice as an apology?? 🥺👉👈🧀

Bro. You just straight up blew my mind with this LOL the fact so many can theoretically (and actually) be connected is crazy- thanks for sharing this oh my godsss

*nibbles on the cheese like a garbage rat* thank you for this meal (the cheese and all this info)

[pinkseas]

So, the Egg grows stronger when people die near it, but I also headcanon that things like natural disasters or bombing from wars can help the egg be able to spread above ground, hence why the people of the SMP regard it as a manifestation of suffering. More scientifically, the egg relies very specific soil to settle on above ground before converting it into manganese rich soil, which in turn stunts other plants growth. The egg “eats” the sodium, potassium and magnesium rich blood of whatever was killed, absorbing it into its membrane which then takes on the classic rich red coloration, seen through its protective outer shell. However too much iron in particular can even harm the egg’s main shell, which isn’t as hardy to the mineral as its child vines. Thus, the Egg has a specific extended chamber where excess waste is shed in the form of a sticky red like substance that it has its host members clean, as well as relying on the calcium stored in special chambers from its victims too offset too much iron. However too much calcium is more dangerous to the young vines and offshoots and must also be shed by the eggs waste product. Interestingly, calcium has a silvery white color, and it is believed to cause the other side of the paradoxical discoloration of red pigmentation in addition to the adding of red pigmentation caused by high iron.

i have read this over so many times now and i just. i have nothing to say in response i am Not Smart Enough to start a proper discussion based off of this but this is fucking FASCINATING and so goddamned cool to read through i love this so bad thank you so so so much for sharing oh my God im so. im so. im so.

[sunfoxfic]

WIP Ask Game

@ultrakart tagged me, and I actually have some ducks in line regarding what is and is not a WIP, so here goes

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. (You can make your own post or reblog this one!)  I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? Dnd campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!

One-shots:

Caranoir chatfic

Ninogami Knight/Nobility

Post-Illusion Adrinette

beauty and the beast AU

Post-Strikeback Ladrien

Lukloe Vibe

Felya QPR

Lukanette Knitting Fairy

HM's Blog

Half Sibling Couffaines

Nino does NOT think Chat Noir is a slut

Neighbors AU

Hercules AU

yet ANOTHER document of a fic that i may or may not post A/N: I haven't yet)

45 minute DJWifi Strangers to Lovers

Half Vampire Adrien Agreste

More Ladrien Royal Bodyguard AU

Fei/Alya Body Swap

we may only have tonight

Valentine's Day Drabbles

Achilles Come Down Question Mark?

Ladybug and Cat DJWifi

Kagami and Alix

DJWifi Coffeeshop AU

24 goddamn fics. Would not have guessed it was that many

Of course, now we move onto

Longfics:

Fanfic AU

Ladynoir Pirate AU

Chlogami Angel/Demon AU

Tales of Sandboy

Miraculous Ladybug SMP

Two Diaries, Two Disappearances

Custody Battle AU

ML x TGT

Hadestown AU

Which is honestly less distressing to me than the 24 one-shots even though it's logically more

Anyway. I'm not gonna tag anyone but feel free to straight up lie and say I tagged you. No "oh Sunny challenged anyone to participate so I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring," just say I tagged you directly. Who's gonna tell you you're wrong, a cop?

[ofsootandsmoke]

I'm losing my mind over here. I keep deleting and rewriting everything because it never ends up making any sense. I've decided whatever I have to write will just end up as is because I'm not getting anywhere, and if anything after this is senseless, then so be it. If I'm the only one who will understand me, then fine. I can live with that. Granted, I know me, and I crave being understood. I want people to know how I work, how I think, because then maybe it'll make me more likeable or redeemable. I write so much partly because I try to explain myself. I've said before that I will spend a lifetime trying to make myself understood.

It's even more unfortunate that I've been through things that almost no one can understand. How the hell can anyone ever truly understand Limbo without experiencing it themselves? Not to mention it scares most people, too. People don't like to think about death, but it's defined me so thoroughly that I need to. I can't just not think about it. I can't just stop thinking about the genuine psychological torture that it was. I was isolated for years at a time, left with nothing but my thoughts, a deck of cards, and some cigarettes. I can reiterate that a thousand times, but it means nothing when most people can't even wrap their heads around that. Being alone for so long. Some people can hardly handle a few days, and I went years upon years in a goddamn train station. I watched who knows how many trains go past and never once did any of them stop for me, not until I was finally revived.

How the hell do I even thoroughly explain it to anyone, though? That's not a feasible concept in this world and anyone can do is, at most, imagine. That in itself is isolating. I know how much I stick out in terms of... everything. Even outside of Limbo. On the SMP, I was the first to start a new nation, the first president. No one understands fully what it was like to be the one to pave the way for that. No one understands what it was like to try and raise my little brother while I lived in a ravine and was steadily falling into psychosis. I was the only one to commit suicide, the only one who was happy to die. I was the only person to have a long-lasting isolated Limbo. I was the only one to have a significant ghost part, and the way that fucked me up is something else entirely. I mean, he replaced me. He took my place and was living my life, the life I fought for and gave up on because everyone else gave up on my life, too. Then, after I fucking died, a significant amount of people moved on and favored him because he's nicer, as if I wasn't once like that, too. I only stopped being so naive and kind because I had absolutely everything thrown at me. Before I died, I never got a break. Of course, I lost my mind. Anyone would crumble under the stress.

Actually, when I think about it, I've really never just... had a fucking break. Never had time to dedicate to myself and actually caring about myself. 28 years later, I'm not sure I know how to do that. It's been years since I've cared about myself at all. It used to be, "if no one else cares, why should I?", but that's not even true anymore. Now, I just don't know how. I think I mostly just believe I don't deserve it. I spend a lot more time asking for forgiveness than anyone knows. I know there's people who don't forgive me, and while they can't, why should I forgive myself? That would also imply I need to apologize to myself. I need to say sorry to myself for ruining my life, for killing myself, for being so harsh to myself, and I'm not sure I know how to do that, either. I don't know where to even begin with that. (I read in a fic once, someone asked me if anyone ever apologized to me. I made sure to go to nearly everyone and apologize for what I did, but did anyone ever say sorry to me? And I still think about that. That concept seems wild to me, that anyone would need to apologize to me. The treatment I got from everyone was exactly the treatment I deserved, and sometimes, even better. It could've been so much worse. Why should anyone ever bother saying sorry to me?)

I don't know how to apologize to myself for everything. In turn, I don't think I'll ever really forgive myself. I think I'll still antagonize myself every night. I think I'll beat myself up for a while.

I don't even remember where this post started. I've just been typing endlessly for... god, 30 minutes now? Longer? It's 2:30. I have school tomorrow, it's too late. I should take melatonin or something.

I just took four. I hope these knock me out for a few hours. I should lay down. Here's hoping I manage to sleep.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

ain't no room for selfish, we do it for the people

by fridgeza (boffy)

tommy's thesis, tommy's philosophy, is that all his problems start with with a boy who thinks he’s a man who thinks he’s a hero. because of this, tommy has many problems, because he has wilbur. on the other hand though, he has wilbur.

that's worth something.

(in which tommy just wants wilbur to cut the goddamn vegatables, but wilbur is too busy keeping secrets to do so.)

Words: 4277, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 44 of gho's mcyt fics

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Kristin Rosales Watson

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Supervillains, Vigilantism, Government Agencies, Restaurants, Identity Reveal, Secret Identity, Sleepy Bois Inc are Villains, Kinda, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot-centric, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Guns, tommyinnit wants a gun, he gets one maybe, the real friend were the guns we made along the way, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Kinda part 2, I'll edit these tags later, Maybe - Freeform, Secret Santa

[perennialtide]

Catharsis is, essentially, the word I'd describe today's streams as because jesus fucking christ we've just been given everything we've been craving all in like one day coupled with months of legitimate buildup and it's just aaa

[drinker-of-coffees]

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[dyketubbo]

i think something i like about the dream smp is how when a character is anxious or pissed or upset the actors dont hold back. like sometimes ive seen better acting from fundy than i have in professional goddamn movies. its genuinely really cool how the ccs are willing to sound.. broken, when the situation needs it. they scream and shout and cry and they have moments where they just freeze up, or on the flipside- moments where they just ramble out anything they can because they cant deal with silence.

im talking bbh and skeppys arguments over the egg, fundys breakdowns in his nightmares and broken sobs after wilburs revival, tubbo choking up near the crater and his strained voice when he cries, puffys pure anger in the red banquet, sam and ranboos amazing ability to sound crushed whenever their characters are sad, quackitys giggling panic whenever he feels like hes winning, schlatts confident rage when he was suspicious of someone, wilbur banging on his desk and screaming out about his paranoid delusions, nikis simmering anger and mourning tone, jacks pained admission that tommys dead, tommys stuttering and sputtering attempts to understand why everythings so unfair.

the quiet, exhausted way characters mourn, the fervent rambles when theyre trying to justify their actions, the pained pauses when theres nothing they can say to help, the pure fear they show when getting chased or hurt, their quiet and broken attempts to tell themselves that theyre okay when theyre not, the way they all shout over each other just for everyone to go silent when one makes a quiet threat, the way so many of them panic before dying, the way some of them show rage, the way some of them simply show broken and sad acceptance that this is it, the quiet and pained goodbyes when theres nothing left to say at all.

the acting isnt perfect, of course not, but theres just so much emotion in the smp. theres no judgement for being emotional or too wordy or seemingly toppling over from what may seem like the smallest things. when characters on the smp break, they break.

ccs like wilbur, bbh, quackity, fundy, tubbo, ranboo, tommy, skeppy, sam- and more im forgetting of course- theyre all so good at sounding broken when they need to. its a genuine breath of fresh air to see a popular piece of media where emotion is not only allowed but encouraged. "it's okay to cry, i cry too!" is something that clearly many characters believe and even the ones who dont are so genuine sounding in their emotions and show them so well that even in events like tubbos reaction to tommys death you can tell how effected he truly was.

the dream smp isnt professional, nowhere close. most of the actors have little experience, theres many moments where things fall flat, and quite a few of them take a while to shake off the embarassment of doing this for a block game roleplay, but i think the unpolished feel honestly only makes it all better. real people dont sound perfect, they dont always know exactly what to say and exactly when to break pauses or when to let others speak and they dont always react how they should. on the smp, characters sound awkward. they fumble over words and interrupt each other and sometimes theyre quiet and nearly apathetic during traumatizing moments. it feels real, genuine, from the heart, and thats something that really draws me into it all. semi-improv rp my beloved

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Joy, how do you feel about the dsmp becoming less of a server where people hang out and more of a stage where they come to act now and again?

I mean the thing you gotta remember is that DSMP is fucking ancient in content creator SMP ages. It's 1.5 years old!!

For reference, SMP-goddamn-Live lasted ten months.

Dream SMP has outlasted so many of its peers, more than anyone could have ever expected. iDots SMP? Gamer Girl SMP? Cogchamp and Origins 1.0 started and ended. Epic SMP was going to be this big competing SMP, the one that could possibly rival it, and we know how that ended too.

Listen, I watched SMPLive. I watched SMPEarth. I thought Dream SMP would be similar, but it turned into something else entirely. Like, people thought Dream SMP would end in August of 2020. People thought it was done!

The fact of the matter is that the Dream SMP I watched when L'manburg was founded is really, really different from the Dream SMP post-Election and the Dream SMP of Season Two, etc. etc.

And that's okay, because the fact is just that hanging-out SMPs don't last forever, and you don't really expect them to.

Dream SMP just evolved into something else, and as long as I still find enjoyment in it, no matter how different it is from when I started watching, I'll still stick around and see what happens y'know? 'Cause why not

[dreamsclock]

top 5 dsmp quotes?

5. “it was never meant to be” (eret). i just love the initial usage and how many times it’s been used since then. i love how true it holds for l’manburg and i LOVE how much pain and betrayal and emotional distress it’s caused throughout the seasons. like yeah girl!!!! it WAS never meant to be!!!!! u right!!!!!

4. “my first decree, as the president, of l’manburg… the emperor! is to revoke the citizenships of wilbur soot and tommyinnit!” (schlatt). godDAMN say what you want about c!schlatt but he’s one of my favourite characters for a reason!!!!! this quote still gives me chills and every single time i hear it i remember the animation of the election by sad-ist, and anything that reminds me of their animation makes me excited :) all of c!schlatt’s lines were excellent but iLOVED this one

3. “this is checkmate. i suggest you resign” (tubbo). if i could put down the whole disk war finale then i WOULD. watching that live was absolutely insane and i’ll never forget watching it with my siblings and going absolutely wild over what was happening. c!tubbo went through so MUCH in season two and that character development is agonisingly clear in this quote. how resigned he was to death was so painful and it reminds me of how much i love c!tubbo :’)

2. “i’m gonna come here, every single fucking day, to make your life hell” (quackity). AGAIN. if i could note down most of c!prisontrio’s quotes during the imprisonment arc, i would. every single thing all three of them said about the imprisonment arc was absolutely horrifying. but i remember this moment specifically was when it sunk in for me that c!quackity was actually going to torture c!dream, and that he was going to come back, again and again and again and again. and he did. and the montage of torture from the next c!q stream matches exactly how i feel about this quote too.

1. …“the thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence” (techno). and NOT because of my unfortunately mistake when writing this quote out last year. techno’s character is always going to be one of my favourites, especially because of how well he just… GETS why violence happens so much on this smp. the only way people seem to communicate in any semi-effective way on this server is through violence, or the promise of violence, or the fear of violence. c!techno’s relationship with this knowledge has changed over the course of his time in the smp — first through accepting it, then through refusing to uphold that language, and then by trying to eliminate the militaristic / governmental language of violence of the prison. c!techno is such a fun character and i love him so much :’)

(of course i have so many c!dream quotes i wanted to include BUT i’ll make another post with them because there’s too many smh)

[tabzanite]

The toxicity in this fandom/community needs to stop.

Jshlatt got doxed 8 times. People have tried to dox dream twice. Thunder1408/Jack Manifold took a break because of all of this as far as I’m aware. Wilbur Soot ended stream early because of chat.

The fact that I can go to a friend and say “Jshlatt got doxed again” and they wont even hesitate to believe me disgusts me. Its sad its a norm here.

All of its a bit. They all have personas. Learn how to separate their persona from the person. Learn how to respect the person. Learn how to be a decent person with morals and common sense.

Don’t send death threats to creators over bits. Its honestly sad I have to say it. Grow up.

And while we’re still on the topic, respect their goddamn boundaries. Before you write fanfiction or draw art see what they are okay with being drawn in or written as and what they are not okay with.

Example: Eret, Schlatt, Tommy, Tubbo, etc aren’t okay with shipping. Wilbur Soot doesn’t want to be put in NSFW works, as do many other people. Just because the dream team is okay with everything doesn’t mean the rest of the smp is. Do your research.

If a creator doesn’t wanna be treated a certain way, do no treat them like that. Tommy, Tubbo and Dream don’t want to be babied. Don’t treat them as such. nothing more to it.

While I’m still here it’d be best to say it, don’t shame creators for their body types or draw them completely wrong because of the excuse of “his mc skin”. Doesn’t work. Don’t shame Sapnap for being chubby, don’t shame Fundy for being skinny, don’t white wash Skeppy in art, etc.

You’re like fourteen. A creator is not going to date you. I don’t know why it has to be said. Do not send hate to the ladies or gentlemen they date. that is their life and its good enough they trust us enough to share that.

Don’t look for a creators personal info. Just don’t. Its disrespectful, its creepy, and it can even be dangerous for them in some cases. (cough cough dream cough cough) (there are many examples, I just think a good one is dream)

Don’t talk about other streams during a certain cc’s stream unless they ask. Don’t try to tell your streamer to do something else than what they are doing in their stream already? Don’t wanna watch a minecraft stream? Wanna see cc play among us? Switch streams. Watch vods.

My lovely og minecraft watchers out there, as someone whos watched mcyts for literal years, I think its time to say, do not send hate to newer watchers. Just because they started later than you does not make them a “fake fan”. 

One last thing to say. The fact that creators have to tell off their chats for being toxic so much disgusts me. Don’t try to derail a stream because of something another streamer is doing. Don’t say toxic stuff when a creator is doing a bit. DO NOT SEND THEM DEATH THREATS OVER SOME SORT OF BIT. Have respect and have common sense. Grow up.

I know this wont get to the millions of people in the fandom/community but, to those who it did get to, just have some respect and decency. Its not hard.

Lets try to do better guys. We need to.

[iconfusionwastaken]

1 large 'Ingo dumped into Minecraft AU' post

lots of stuff under the cut

If you want to make your own AUs/fics/art/etc. based on/inspired by/for anything on this post, you're beyond free to do so.

Ingo is not eeby deebied to Hisui but instead the world of Minecraft, maybe it's like, idk, Hermitcraft, Dream SMP, 3rd Life, Last Life, Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP, EvoSMP, Hypixel, a Pixelmon server or anywhere else.

Maybe the roleplay that happens in these worlds are just roleplay, all done for fun, maybe it's instead reality for the inhabitants, not an rp, or it's instead a mixture of both.

Maybe he's stuck in a single player world (maybe he finds out he can exit this world, create new ones, etc. etc.)

Nevertheless, Ingo is a man from a mortal world stuck in a place where unless the world is hardcore, immortality is indefinite.

Memory loss or not, Ingo is gonna have a difficult time adjusting to a Minecraft world, especially 1 that runs off of Minecraft Mechanics.

If we go 100% w/ the video game abilities, & Ingo gains every ability normal Minecraft players have, he kinda becomes what the Pokemon world would see as a godlike entity. All of this could be overwhelming for him at 1st.

What about adding mods like many of us do? Imagine Ingo finding mods that allow players to make trains in Minecraft & installing them all in his single player worlds if he has any.

Anyways, say after Ingo is long finished adjusting & is now used to Minecraft, let's say it's time for Emmet to discover his big brother is alive. I have 2 ideas for this.

Getting isekaied back to Unova, & the MCC

Getting Isekaied Back Home

So Ingo for whatever reason is returned to Unova. Whether Ingo holds any memories or not depends on you. I'm going w/ no memories.

Ingo gets a poor reintroduction to the world w/ the wrong sort of people crowding around him.

He does the only thing he can do, armor up in a quick few seconds, & draws his shield & sword.

This freaks everyone else tf out because they were expecting pokemon not a goddamn sword!

Ingo does a classic minecraft escape, maybe w/ an enderpearl/towering up.

Both freak out everyone around him, but the towering causes more chaos.

Eventually the news spread around about this freaky guy who armored himself up w/o having it on him before & the likes.

Ingo tries laying low somewhere away from people, figure out where he is.

He types in chat, something along the lines of, "I've wound up in the wrong station, can the admin of this world help bring me to my correct station?"

Since he's the only person w/ chat, nobody else sees his message.

Or maybe, instead, everyone within a certain radius sees the message infront of them/hears it somehow & are confused bcus wtf is this? Also who is using Ingo's name? That's fucked he's a missing person.

Ingo tries to lay low, but fiascos continue to happen & eventually it gets out that this weird person "wearing" Ingo's face that may be a psychic/pokemon in disguise because of all the weird shit he pulls off & this freaky stuff he has on him, plus he has no pokemon & when people try to fight him he brings up a shield & weapons?

Ingo meanwhile is a confused lad & wants to get home, even when this place feels weirdly familiar & nostalgic, as are these strange creatures who are clearly smart enough to make their own choices like players.

Maybe he befriends some mons & they travel w/ him.

As ingo learns, people apparently don't fight w/ swords or whatnot, but w/ creatures of immense power instead. Regardless, he'd rather not fight anyone & instead run away, because it's 1 thing to fight another person who also has a weapon, & another thing to fight someone who is basically unarmed w/o the powerful creatures by their side, & something deep inside Ingo abhors the idea of harming these creatures at all.

At some point Ingo hears about this guy named Emmet who people are calling his twin? Well, Ingo remembers nothing, & has been down on his luck recently, but maybe this guy has answers? They do look alike after all.

So begins Ingo's journey to Nimbasa w/ many misadventures along the way.

Emmet who's recently heard of this Ingo imposter also learns this guy has been heading towards Nimbasa.

Thus, Emmet, still in grief over his missing twin, decides to confront this person wearing Ingo's face.

In Nimbasa, Ingo's recognized & chased by police under the impression he's guilty of identity theft & Ingo takes the chase to roofs which he uses blocks on him to bridge between but then he's cornered, there's no nearby ledge or roof, he has no blocks left, but he has a water bucket, & can get away by jumping down.

Meanwhile, the very ledge where Ingo is cornered at happens to be the enterance to the building & Emmet just got there, he was gonna enter the building & sprint his way to the roof top until he noticed Ingo who jumped off the ledge holding something in his hand.

Ingo attempts an MLG Waterbucket as he's done countless times before and ends up dying.

Listen we all have our days where things just go wrong.

Emmet sees this doppelganger of his brother jump down, fall onto the pavement legs first, collapse to his side while flashing red for a brief moment only for the body to disappear in smoke.

Everyone around Ingo at the time hears the words: Ingo fell from a high place

Even if Emmet is certain that wasn't his brother, that strange sentence only terrifies him.

Also, every object, from weapons, to armor, to food, & more, is scattered on the ground, as are xp points which have no where to go because no players are nearby.

Wait I just came up for another branch in this AU

Despite being confused, the police decide to confiscate all of Ingo's stuff.

Ingo meanwhile, who was lucky enough to have a bed on him & set him spawn somewhere near Nimbasa city & promply goes to get at least some iron gear since there's a good chance he isn't getting his stuff back. He isn't as dumb as to stay armorless forever.

When people try to do something about the XP, they can't, it just stays in place, only jerking around in the same small area.

IDK where to continue from here.

Branch 2! Emmet absorbs the XP!

When Ingo dies and looses all his stuff & leaves some XP behind, Emmet is the closes person nearby. Despite not being a player, the XP goes to him.

Emmet doesn't realize what's happened until it's already occured, as he hears the jingles of XP.

He doesn't feel different & after a checkup which doesn't see anything wrong, he continues life as normal, as much as he can given all the havoc going on.

It's generally assumed that the doppelganger is good as dead for a while until he's spotted again.

That's not the only thing however, Emmet's been feeling strange lately.

It starts small, being able to pick objects up much quicker, even when his hand was no where near them. If he stood next to an object he wanted, it could suddenly be in his hand.

Then it became involuntary.

He discovered that if he just had a quick snack, his stamina would suddenly come back to him, & he could go back to sprinting.

Whenever he wanted to take something on/off, the clothing in question would already be worn/taken off.

When going to bed, he'd feel the sensation of falling asleep in a matter of seconds only to wake up to morning so suddenly.

Eventually he's start to wake up standing next to his better when he swore seconds before he was falling asleep in bed.

Soon he can hold up to 9 objects in some pocket dimension he aruptly has, & he can cycle between all these objects.

When Emmet tries to put something down 1 day, he drops it on the ground instead, it looks tinier than it should be, & it spins slowly, just like everything the doppelganger of Ingo scattered that day

1 day, Emmet wakes up to a line of text is his sight, that nevers goes away no matter what direction he looks.

Emmet has joined the game

<Ingo> Hello! Do you happen to know who's server this is? I'm kind of stuck here and can't log out of here.

(I also have this idea where Ingo gets stuck in Unova w/ some other players who have long become good friends of him & all of them causing madness together but this is long enoug lmao)

I imagine if Ingo kept his memories, he'd not just be estastic to be home, but would go straight towards Nimbasa city, misunderstandings & madness still happens, but it's a smoother experience.

Sidenote, would miltank milk function just like cow milk from minecraft, curing status effects like poison & the likes? Would it only apply to potion effects or do effects from pokemon & more count too?

The MCC Reveal

Ingo, after having long since adjusted to the world, gets an invite to MCC, which he accepts.

Unrelated to Ingo going to MCC for the 1st time ever, the universe of Minecraft has found & established communication w/ the world of Pokemon, where Ingo once belonged.

It's huge news for both worlds, w/ constant updates of what people have learned about the other world being released.

Once again going the Amnesiac Ingo route, Ingo can't help but feel that the Pokemon seem awfully familiar, & the Pokemon universe as a whole seems so nostalgic to him.

Since MCC is coming up, Noxcrew decide to set it up so that when the event goes live, even the Pokemon universe can see what's going on.

It's the most the MCC has ever been hyped up.

When the teams are revealed, everyone from the Pokemon world who knows anything about Ingo does a spit take upon seeing him in 1 of the teams.

When the pokemon universe contacts the minecraft universe about Ingo, the Minecraft world is like: Ingo? Yeah he's a good guy who unfortunately has amnesia, why do you ask?

That's when the pkmn world reveals Ingo's history & he's from Unova & the Minecraft universe is like 'oh, SHIT.'

& so Ingo is informed that it was discovered that he has a twin, is from the pkmn world, among other things.

Alternatively, ppl could somehow not get te news about Ingo being in MCC, the event starts, but then people find out someone who looks like Ingo is in the event. He looks like Ingo.

Mid-tournament, people find out where the missing twin of Emmet is.

I wanna write down ideas for if Emmet became a player instead of Ingo, or they both end up in Minecraft, maybe they go w/ Elesa or it's just Elesa. Maybe their pokemon come w/ them, the likes, but I've already used so much brain juice plus this post is already long enough.