#there is so much wrong with this but idgaf

[abnomi]

random assorted headcanons for Turbo because I like thinking and having fun !!!! 🎉

Read More to Find Out...or are you too scared?... i bet ur too scared ahaha youre too scared Lol! Hahaahaaa!!!

The steering wheel of his kart is covered in bite marks, similar to how one would bite their favorite pencil. he bites things to mark his territory because Nobody is gonna touch that unless they want all of his diseases (150+).

i just know he was fighting to restrain himself not to chew on any of the candy civilians

when it comes to music, he doesn't see the point of listening to it. he doesn't have enough patience to really take it in; to him, it's just a thing that exists and not much more than that ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ∵⁠ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

adding onto that point, this guy listens to metal clanking sounds and loud engine roaring for entertainment because he likes things that would overstimulate any normal person. turbo is incredibly sensory-seeking and will do anything for The Sensations

someone should take him to a heavy rock concert i think it would change him a little. keep that thang on a leash

related to being sensory-seeking, i think he would absolutely love running his hands over random textures. if anyone has run their hands along a wall while walking alongside it...He does that...If u know u know... he is SO stimmy its unbelievable. Unreal.

very pain-tolerant. he'll whine and complain about it for attention, but physical hurt really doesnt bother him much until it gets in the way of what he wants to do.

funnily enough, he is very picky when it comes to temperature. he can handle getting ran over but if its 1° too hot or cold he'll start nagging and nagging for it to go back to normal. turbo really needs his own enclosure i think it'd do him a lot of good

this is a more popular headcanon and its canon-leaning, but he's an artist :-] he usually sticks to graffiti art because its generally considered more "rebellious and cool" but he also sketches cars, design decals, and other stuff when hes alone!

i would love to see his process of character designing king candy because i dont think he really knew what he was doing

he was just like "ok what does a generic king look like. uhhhhh.... 1, old and jolly like santa claus.... 2.... uhh crown..... 3......... purple.... FUCK YEAH im so good at this!!!!🔥🔥🔥"

i just noticed how his design has like 0 actual candy motifs aside from his bow being a candy wrapper and his shoes having those little gumdrop end pieces. what was he THINKING

while King Candy has a lisp, i think it's a coverup for his actual voice because of how goofy and recognizable it is. Overall its the same as his regular voice, he just gets silly with it. i noticed that he still does retain some of his lisp when hes screaming his lungs out at Vanellope, however, so maybe he genuinely does have a lisp that makes itself known when furious :3

another thing i noticed is how he hisses his S's. very cool very cool the reptilian

@/tasticturbo made a post abt how he has tinnitus from the constant noise in his game and i couldnt agree more

AND THE PRESCRIPTION GLASSES. where did he get those...he needs to See

side note, the aforementioned account has made so many interesting analyses on turbo and theyre all so insightful. i recommend u check them out

i think he gets migraines from stress. constant buzzing or pain flood his head but hes like "IDGAF i need to DO something at ALL TIMES no matter what"

hes like a shark in that way. if hes not moving he'll die instantly. idk a lot about sharks or if thats how it works srry but im going off of what the Worms are saying to me and i dont have much to work with

i think a really big contributer as to why he lacks in the self care department is because he fails to notice that something in his body is wrong. hes far too distracted on something he thinks is more important than remembering to Eat Food or Drink Water or Wash Himself or

he's like "WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL OF THE TIME!!! I HATE MY LIFE" and he hasn't slept in 4 days

hes so me. Sorry.

i dont think turbo is necessarily suicidal, but the way he behaves shows a clear disregard for his own safety and wellbeing. he thinks that he knows what he needs but he really doesnt :-[ i think he has some kind of immortality complex, feeling untouchable and like nothing could get to him. as scared as he was when ralph was about to turn him into sloppy mush, he didnt take the threat very seriously. like it was some kind of joke

his kart regenerates every time his game starts up, so what if he smashed it into buildings for fun. He's the number one fan of car accidents. he is all about that shit

i think his living space would literally be a garage btw. its a place to sleep and a space for his car all in one!! he thinks its very convenient and awesome but i think he is coping. he has some old dingy stained sheetless mattress that he has never washed in his life and its covered in dirt and smoke particles. no wonder he has such heavy eye bags Dude Please

the turbo twins have a garage used in a similar way, and while its still pretty shitty, they still at least TRY to maintain it. they just fight a lot over who has to care of it. nobody taught them how to take turns ever

but this aint about them. maybe another day

i think that turbo would find comfort in garbage and keeping it around because its familiar to him. a big clean empty space would make him so mad and if anyone moves even an inch of scrap off to the side he will throw a fit. he generally doesnt pay attention to his surroundings but when its his personal space he is 1093 times more neurotic

i think the big empty castle he stole wouldve been a big transition for him. maybe it helped him clear his mind a little more to practice his tricky schemes...it helped him get more subtle

thats all i have for nowww ty for reading ^_^ if anyone else has any wacky ideas pleeeease tell me i would love to hear them!!

[melobin]

IN MY OPINION to answer your question on who would be best suited for enemies to benefits:

totally would be down to keep it a casual thing > eunseok & sohee.

eunseok got that idgaf mentality downn (until the point where his enemy breaks his walls) and would constantly push his enemy’s buttons. and sohee just thinks it’s fun and sexy to see his enemy angry and upset. he’d totally be into angry make-up sex after a huge argument (i’m thinking of how he and his partner would be trying to one-up each other and it becomes the battle of the egos until one person hits a little too hard)

maybe, if they’re really horny > seunghan & wonbin & shotaro.

seunghan and shotaro are both MBTI F (and lowkey wonbin too) so while they can first start off as enemies, they wouldn’t be able to keep their growing feelings separate as the relationship continues. they would only take part of the relationship if they were actually in the mood the first time it was asked. they would also consider the offer. all of them would be super passionate at first and accidentally grab their enemy’s hand during the deed one time. then they’d feel so confused so they would ice their enemy out for a week, causing their enemy’s hatred for them to grow, leading to more tension… and eventual confessions.

would immediately fold and want to become their lover 4ever > sungchan & anton

sungchan and anton.. complete lover boys! they wouldn’t last one session without accidentally saying “i love you” and then immediately do their best to right their wrongs to their enemy so they can fall in love with them. they would be sick with the case of accidentally falling in love with someone you hated because they couldn’t figure out the line between love and hatred.

this was so much longer than i thought oops!

AND YOU ATE ALL OF THAT YOURE SO RIGHT !!!! especially the sungchan and anton one, any hatred they had for you would just die immediately and they’d end up in love 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tactax-art]

[moonkhao]

WE ARE | EP16

[scrombit]

the eternal yapper is back at it

[judgedarts]

liquid sketches :~)

[colinfeatherington]

the bit where benedict’s dancing with lady arnold and she turns them so she’s leading and he’s in the woman’s position should have been for kanthony

[birdricks]

doing my anatomy study is fucking torturous bc every time i read some shit like “birds dont have a diaphragm” my brains like “hmmmm…… birdperson…..” and then i end up thinking abt him instead of studying

[hnyibee]

han yuan………. i rev my motorcycle and drive off in a really badass manner and the camera pans to the beautiful atmospheric sunset above me but when it pans back to me I’m laying dead on the floor

[mcybree]

Im doing a lot of thinking abt why roleplaying feels different/less natural for me in beastlife s4 in comparison to s3, and i think it’s because there’s ways i know i should be feeling (based on the perception of my character— when i was fresh out of s2 nobody knew enough about my guy to have opinions) vs how i am feeling. I’m catching myself thinking, “it wouldn’t make sense for my character to [blank],” and it’s like… what do i mean by that. what do i mean that this feeling im having in-session “wouldnt make sense for my character” to feel? It might be surprising to other beasts who know me for one thing and expect consistency, i guess?? but in s3 i just acted on feelings and then shit happened. what. why am i trying to enforce a character that does not exist when the strength of mcrp lies in its improvisational nature. I didn’t write this guy on purpose, why am i trying to write him now

[jazz-kity]

i mean killing a 16[17(18{19(i really dont think she's any older than 20?)})] year old redditor is pushing it but like it's the same thing with flora i feel like. is she reallyyyy so wrong for wanting to kill someone who only fails to win Worlds Worst Person award because vitus is also alive[question mark(i dont think he can die{i'm not paid to think about him right now though})] and his blood line who has historically broken records for How Shitty One Person Can Be

[marsbotz]

nintendo. the children yearn for the clamshell.

[all-that-jazz-93]

Holy shit dude, Peggy haters on this webbed site have the weirdest fucking takes

I mean honestly, talk about willfully ignoring canon to form your own (wrong) opinions about a character...

[misandrygalore]

see what’s what twilight gets wrong you can’t have a vampire love story that’s founded on a sense of moral superiority and victorian purity it’s contradictory to the concept of vampires in general and it just falls so flat

[tothestarsinvelaris]

I am living for the dynamic between Ruhn and Day!! I need more of that like I need water to live and air to breathe!

The banter, the flirting, the hidden identities, the way they clearly cared for each other from the jump, how they can only talk through the mental bridge when unconscious (for now, I'm guessing?), the tragic pasts, the troubled lives, becoming friends, telling each other secrets that nobody else knows, being vulnerable together, having the opportunity to meet at a masked ball!! meeting each other at midnight near the fountain in a rooftop garden!??!

its like writing letters to each other but better bc magic, and the mental bridge allows for more physical flirting.

I need more. I need an entire book of this dynamic.

what books have a dynamic like this?!

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.