#they are both. freaks ❤️

[waitineedaname]

of course if bingqiu both got pregnant at the same time, the only way I can envision it happening is via mutual babytrapping. binghe finally convinces shen qingqiu to top him and then forgets to mention that he took a magic pregnancy pill beforehand. little does he know, the sex pollen flowers they encountered a week earlier that made them fuck like rabbits were actually fertility flowers, which shen qingqiu definitely knew but just. chose not to mention it. he was a little distracted, okay?! and sure, he could do something about it now, but!! that's binghe's baby!!! why would he abort binghe's baby????

they both dance around the subject for a while trying to figure out how to break the news to each other, only to be completely stunned to learn that they've BOTH been pregnant this whole time?? now they have to figure out if it counts as twins if they're born within a week of each other but technically did not share a womb

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

hope this clears up my stevepop n tally thoughts. heart.

[missescalientee]

In n2 explorer au john dory is going to be so happy when he not only finds out that jade is alive but branch and floyd are also alive

Lots of hugs and long talks ensue!

JD is ECSTATIC

I have two diff versions of Jade and JDs reunion

This one that’s httyd inspired and also a fun bit XD

And then this one almost made me cry cuz I’m very emotional about this song cuz to me ITS THEIR SONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS

I’m so insane about them

[electric-plants]

cyno: i have to confess a crime i committed against you

alhaitham: okay…..

cyno: i used to pay panah to measure the stacks of paperwork you would get through because i thought your efficiency was hot

alhaitham: …..that’s not a crime

cyno: not officially, but it was wrong of me to go behind your back that way

alhaitham: you break into our house anytime you want to visit instead of knocking i’m hardly surprised or concerned over this

[intothestars23]

Me reading sex scenes between Violet & Xaden:

Me reading literally any interaction with Sawyer & Jesinia:

[thenamesapollo]

old man yaoi perhaps???? yea sorry ill leave

get BACK here and pick up what u ordered!!!!

[king-spite]

so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons

[cowboytism]

society if we didn’t always have morality discourse with no room for gray area about the pulpy gay vampire show every time lestat and claudia appear on screen together

[one-pissed-off-child]

Day 19 of posting Nevermore thoughts until S2 drops

Annabel and Prospero would be True Crime besties, unfortunately. Prospero because he likes examining the medical aspects of the murders (poisonings are his favorite). Annabel because she likes ripping apart the killer's plan and talking about all the things she would have done better.

[lostintranslaation]

Odypen is the embodiment of idk wtf they’ve got going on but it seems to be working out so… good for them?

[sweatandwoe]

Does anyone have any monster romance recommendations (Books or fanfics) preference for super niche or extra weird ones

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I just have to laugh that my two AUs that are nearly entirely filled with OCs are such polar opposites of each other.

Imprisoning War: Legend of Zelda, The Drama Forsaken AU: Legend of Zelda, The Sitcom

[bvg9]

I'm not a lesbian. The fact that my favorite anime characters when I was a young teen just happened to be busty alcoholic milfs has literally nothing to do with my sexuality and I can love boobs for normal heterosexual reasons. I DON'T want Tsunade from Naruto to give me a big warm hug so my face is pressed directly into her bosom SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timothyslucy]

THE HEAT IS RISING!!!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[gretaonieogou]

I am genuinely obsessed with the fact that Colin and Penelope are just two adorable dorks in love, who simultaneously match each other’s freak in a way that is dangerous to the public. They truly are soulmates in every single way. 💛

[loderlied]

framed saturn devouring his son poster on my wall save me