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romeoeatzkorn · 1 year
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OKAY!!!!
Goldenpunk (aka Hobie x Pavitr) HCs cause I can
Hobie is a SKINNY MF (slightly from malnutrition) he’s also very light and is 6 foot something
Pavitr is pretty toned for a 16 year old and is avarage height
Hobie is a Transmasculine Enby (he/they/it he/him pref)
Pavitr is a Nonbinary Demiboy (he/him)
Pavitr when sleeping takes up a LOT of space and Hobie takes up very little so they’re perfect
THEY ARE TFT (both nonbinary)
Pavitr is Bi while Hobie is Gay
Hobie wasn’t able to afford top surgery so he got it done for free in a sketchy back alley and also cause fuck capitalism
Hobie is AFAB and has been on testosterone for 2 years (which once again he gets in a sketchy ass alley once again also cause fuck capitalism)
Pavitr is AFAB nuff said
I was informed that GRLwood is cancelled for completely fair reasons (one of the members is a sexual abuser) so i simply removed this HC
Hobie is fairly strong for such a skinny guy
Hobie doesn’t like his mom a lot
Pavitr misses his mom and thinks she would think he is a disappointment
They’re inlove
Hobie has a soft spot for stray animals of any kind so do with that HC what you will
The first time they met Hobie tried to murder Pavitr out of instinct and instinct alone
Pavitr sometimes helps Hobie with his hair but he really loves running his fingers through hobies hair same with hobie
Hobie HATES cold weather
Pavitr will complain if it’s a little too hot
Sometimes Hobie will just crash through Pavitrs window and Pavitrs basically numb to it at this point
Mentioned in the previous post but Hobie wears lipstick and is heavily affectionate so….it didn’t take a lot of people long to figure out they were going steady
Hobie constantly uses the term Necking instead of Make out cause Miguel hates it and he loves to make Miguel mad
I call the ship Chai Tea sometimes ( Chai = pavitr Tea = Hobie) just cause it feels right in my bones
Pavitrs aunt maya loves Hobie just she’s a little suspicious about the fact he’s British, not to mention she makes a FUCK ton of jokes about Hobie stealing pavitr like the british stole India's history which slay girlboss
Pavitr makes a lot of jokes about Hobie being British too
Hobie wrote an entire song about wanting to kiss Pavitr and it took Pavitr two years to figure out
Miguel hates their constant PDA so Hobie calls him Homophobic (and also a nonce)
Jess thinks that it’s sweet that they’re so affectionate with each other
Miguel will piss off Hobie and hobies like “aight OI PAVITR LETS GO NECK IN MIGUELS OFFICE”
Pavitr likes Hobies accent a lot
Same with Hobie
Hobies 17 and Pavitr is 16 but Hobie is older by 3 months
Hobie is easily flustered he just is good at hiding it
slightly angsty one but Hobie (when they were first developing crushes on each other) was terrified that pavitr would either get killed because of him or pavitr would turn out to be homophobic, this caused him to have a breakdown in the middle of a fight
Hobie and Sunspider are best friends cause WLW and NWLNW solidarity
Sometimes Gwen and Hobie hang out in Pavitrs universe but Hobie hangs out there all the time
They like to have really meaningful conversations while beating up facists
Both of them hate facists
On Hobies back there is a tatto (which he shouldnt fuckin have but once again sketchy ass alley and fuck capitalism) that says Stay woke as a reference to something said in the black community years back to fight against police brutality
stole this one from @toshkakoshka and made some adjustments but Hobie and Pavtir have matching henna designs of each others spider symbol
aunt maya did it for them
hobie will NEVER admit but he is a HUGE snuggler (also he'll never admit hes a fan of weezer)
Hobie is the parent of the friend group.
THEY ARE Black lab and golden retriver
After quitting Hobies watch slowly stops working so he started collecting small pieces of tech that were given to him by gwen and other friends who think miguel should pull the stick outta his ass and just let miles join *cough cough* sunspider *cough cough* so hobie makes the first version of the watch that gwen was given near the end of the movie, this first version has a time limit so when ever Hobie wants to go hang out with pravitr, miles or gwen (usually pravitr) he has to stay vigilent so he doesn't fucking die
and because of this and being homeless he rarely gets sleep
Pavitr and Hobie are either roughhousing when ever theyre around each other or Being a lovey dovey couple cause the fucks refuse to separate
Pavitrs type in men is tall guys with piercings and who dress androgynous his type in girls is usually gals who are the same height as him who are smart, have short hair, and can rock both the fem and masc style
Pavitrs and his Gf spilt up because they both realized they were going complete separate ways in life (she never wanted to have kids and Pav wanted kids one day) so they spilt but they are very very good friends still and are slightly queer platonic (Hobie is completely comfortable with this)
once Hobie shaved his head and when i tell you pavitr had Bisexual panic i mean it
even if the relationship was only platonic Hobie would still be heavily affectionate to Pav since thats his way of showing people he cares about them
Pav can be VERY bitey at times this annoys everyone except Hobie
Hobie writes cheesy ass love songs then plays them for pav but he never finishes them
Pavitr needs reminders that Hobie still wants to pursue a romantic relationship with him (similar to me lmao) Hobie is completely fine with this and reminds Pav when ever he needs to
Pav is a ACCIDENTAL shirt thief he forgets to give them back (same lol)
Aunt maya loves the entire group (even though they make her life slightly harder) and calls them little nicknames in arabic
here are the nicknames (Sry for the butchering im using google translate) Miles = العنكبوت الصغير Hobie = بريطاني gwen = فتاة ذكية and finally Pav = حمار (pavs is a tad mean but hes okay with it)
Hobie only lets the friend group call him Spider-punk, with anyone else? ON SIGHT ASS BEATING
Hobie AND Pav have abandonment issues just in two different fonts
Hobies gender envy sums up to Demonic shit and beings
Pav (by other people) has been described to be as loyal as a dog which can bite him in the ass based on the people hes friends with
heres a Gwen x Miles HC for your troubles, Gwen did the kiss thing except She stuck Miles to the ceiling and took off his mask to kiss him
Sun spider started teasing Pav about his and Hobies relationship kinda being like romeo and juilette after Hobie quit, just for shits and giggles (Pav didnt mind at all)
Charlotte calls Hobie hobo or faggot and Hobie calls her Slag or Dyke (They are NMLNM and NWLNW solidarity)
so a common interaction between the two would go like "sup fag" "hey dyke" then the two laugh about it
Hobie and Gwen have set a building on fire together like besties do
Miles asked Hobie if he liked Gwen and Hobie laughed and just said "Im gay bruv"
Gwen and Hobie (at first) COULD NOT handle eating in Pavs universe
Pavitr (when kissing) bites for some fucking reason he doesnt even understand the reason he has the impulse to bite his romantic partners
Sometimes Hobie just screams for no reason other than "fuck you miguel"
Hobie thinks we should get rid of the pride parades and just have riots (he has a bit of a point)
sometimes hobie will just carry people like they're wet cats (its mainly charlotte)
Charlotte and Pavitr had a Greece moment in which was of course ruined by Miguel
Basically SunSpider wanted all the deets about Pavitr and Hobie
Hobie calls Pavitr Pavi and Pavitr calls Hobie Hobs (sometimes)
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heavenbarnes · 5 months
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thinking about your older bf!simon that cannot cope with being far from you.
when you’re in the shower, he’s sat on the lid of the toilet on his phone (watching those rug cleaning videos) enjoying your faint singing under the stream of water, the smell of your body wash on the cloud of steam- ready to pass you a towel or get your back.
when you’re at your desk, working from home or studying, he’s just on the other side of it reading the paper with one outstretched leg tangled with both of yours. he’s dead quiet when you’re on a call, just happy to be around.
when you’re doing laundry, collecting the clothes in the hamper and crouching to stuff them into the washer- turning around and accidentally colliding with a thick wall of muscle.
“sorry, love”
he steps aside but you can hear his soft footfalls as he continues to follow you throughout your home.
when you’re both watching something on the couch, what starts as his pinky locked with yours turns into his arm around your waist. that turns into your head on his chest, which culminates with you falling asleep in his lap with his cheek on your head and soft snores emanating from his lips.
when you grocery shop, you push the trolley but his chest is to your back, arms either side of you and hands clasped over yours on the handle. you can thank his military training for his uncanny ability to tell exactly when you’ll stop walking.
when he wakes up in the middle of the night, on a rare occasion when you’ve managed to slip out of bed without him realising, he’s immediately in a panic calling your name.
“in here, my love”
as soon as his heart settles, he realises the bathroom light was probably a dead giveaway. you’re taking a wee, you’ll be back in a minute.
that doesn’t stop a sleepy simon from leaning in the doorframe, shielding his eyes from the big light as he waits for you to finish up.
even on the short walk back to bed, you can feel fingers twisted in the back of your shirt- almost like you’re leading the way.
minute you’re both on the mattress, you’re being wrapped up in his arms, slotting you perfectly into the curve of his front- almost like you’re made for him.
(and you are)
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egggelatin · 2 months
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hurry!!
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warriorblood1 · 10 months
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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game
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girlboyburger · 6 months
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alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{
what do you think of her?
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landofgay · 1 year
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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
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annluvazzel · 15 days
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🌸 To be heroes together
Clip Studio Paint | Sept 8, 2024
The 3rd illustration was actually part of this idea!! But since I finished it first and liked it so much I posted it separated 🥰
As for their conversation at the beginning, I think we could say it's around ch. 429, when Bakugou asks Deku how the embers are doing. He answered in front of everyone, but he was a little more honest in private later 😕
I cried sm while drawing it and listening to Birds of a Feather haha
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xdeveex · 3 months
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i just want someone i can recreate the porn in my likes with
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crowkip · 4 months
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ᯓ★
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whimsyvixen · 2 months
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Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.
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The man in my dreams:
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(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)
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camofag · 3 months
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the public reaction to i saw the tv glow is like a perfect case study into how cis people take up queer spaces and unknowingly mock and enjoy trans suffering. sitting in the theater, i had a pit in my stomach the entire time. so many times, i would tear up and then someone else in the theater would laugh. and i wouldn’t cry because how would they look at me when the lights came back on? because they don’t see it. they don’t see the pain. they think it’s funny. i left the theater completely silent, not saying a word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say a word to me until partway into the drive home. the people around us immediately got to picking it apart, explaining what it all meant to each other, dumbing it down, making theories. cis people see the the movie, just like transness, as something to debate. a conversation. something to dissect because it makes them uncomfortable if they don’t understand it in their easily digestible way.
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heavenbarnes · 1 month
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there was something to be said about the fact older bf!simon made such a good house husband.
“i forgot my lunch :( ”
“forgot to make it or bring it?”
“both?”
“on my way”
because the next thing was your coworkers slowly raising their heads to the sound outside your office, a throaty rumbling of an engine right outside the doors.
not a car, motorcycle maybe? question affirmed when it revved twice.
they shot you confused looks when the sound made your ears prick up, a sweet smile on your face as you trotted out the front of the building.
behemoth of a man sat astride a motorcycle. his leathers added bulk but there was something about him that said he was big enough without them.
he watched you walk over as he raised the visor on his helmet, the black one with a ghostly image of a skull painted across it.
your coworkers pressed to the windows, trying their best to hide behind the curtains and potted plants but failing all the same.
the man pointed to his face as you got on tip toes to press a kiss to his nose through the balaclava he had under the helmet.
“don’t make it a late one, alright?”
“yessir”
as you gave him a haphazard salute, he reached behind to give you a pat on the backside before he stood to retrieve the brown paper bag he’d been carrying.
lunch in hand, you lean in to press a kiss to the visor he’d just lowered- right on top of the lipstick print that sat in the corner of it.
the print that looked a lot like your lips.
the helmet never leaves the back of you as you walk towards the office, your coworkers scrambling to not get caught staring.
you didn’t mind, just smiled as you reached into your lunch bag and retrieved a sandwich. the one that was cut perfectly into the shape of a heart.
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thoodleoo · 2 years
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hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend's parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he's not sure he's your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that
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inktho · 7 months
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tentacle whiskey?
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supernovajazzy-art · 7 months
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Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever. 🥀
This movie spoke to me and all the weird girls ❤️✨
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ncoley · 5 months
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fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him
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