#they are sooooooo

[yourlocalvastard]

more aubrey bryony parallels: aubrey talks about how it’s the calm days she can’t deal with, and how she thrives in the chaos. Bryony becomes audibly more awake and active and capable as the situation with gordon becomes more and more chaotic

[livingtv3]

[emilyskinners]

you and me could write a bad romance

[eusuntgratie]

reading an incredible tknp fic and I have relevant podfic to record and I'm rereading some fic of mine and looking at old posts and remembering other fic ideas and podfic ideas and oh no this fth project combined with the doc I'm reading could easily launch me back in (I never left oh god)

[somewherefornow]

CAMERON MAHKENT/ICICLE JR. & SANDERSON “SANDY” HAWKINS/SAND in JSA (1999)

[harukakitous]

🎧 🦋

translation below:

yuzuki's caption:

Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger Thanks for watching episode 28! How was the body swapping episode? lol Rita switched places with Yanma~! I never get to be that hyperactive when I play Rita, so it was suppppppper fun 🤣 I was very glad to be able to say sukapon tanuki and macaroni bouzu!!! By the way, the director told me it was okay to be Hirakawa as usual and to not be conscious of playing a strange Yanma. As everyone could tell, it was roughly Yuzuki Hirakawa as usual. Please take that into account when you rewatch it lol Rita played by Yanma was amazing too lol It's so unfair that it was so funny 🤣 🤣 That funny episode's final scene, it was such a shocking ending... What is going to happen next week? Everybody, I hope you have fun 💫 #Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger #King-Ohger #Aochi and #Ritachi again!

bonus: wings complementing each other beneath aoto's post (btw pls check it out he's so cute)

Yuzuki: Your treatment of Moffun was so amusing and risky lol Thank you for making Rita so funny 🤣 Aoto: You had a nice sukapon tanuki 👊

[dashiellqvverty]

insane that there is finally an actually good and interesting and believable straight couple in an avatar-verse story and they’re not even actually together

[having-conniptions]

*hands you blurry dff reaction gifs like a cat putting a dead mouse on your doorstep*

I made these on my phone and I had to zoom in like crazy so they are tragically low res

But please look at these gifs of the dff boys reacting to their own romantic/spicy scenes (under the cut bc long post)

JJ & Fuaiz as Tee & White:

Literally Kicking And Screaming

Baby needs to Cover His Face

Emotional Support Kitten on Fuaiz's lap

JJ looking Relatively Calm on the outside but actually So So Shy

Ta & Copper as Phee & Jin:

Excitement (at first)

Instant Urge To Cuddle

(Actually just Ta trying to Hide Behind Copper)

Shy Bois

Ta literally Can't Look

Ta insists on Keeping The Pillow In His Lap

Copper needs to Slap Ta Repeatedly

The more flustered they get, the more they Need To Cuddle

Bonus: Perth, JJ and Fuaiz reacting to PheeJin (because same, babes):

Perth: Gay Panic

Fuaiz: Too Pure For This, needs to Cover Entire Face

JJ: excited but still trying to Protect The Baby

[gilligans-islands]

SCREAMING

[jils-things]

another sycamari (canon) commission for @lumibye!! THANK YOUU!!!

if you're interested, here's my commission sheet!

[inquisimer]

HAP FRI for siobhan x loghain, what about 'i thought i could handle seeing you with someone else, but i was wrong.'

hi I am thinking about Them tonight uwu

for @dadrunkwriting

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Loghain gripped his wine glass like a lifeline, something for his hands to do that wasn’t punching out at every Orlesian within reach. Bad enough that he had to be on their soil—in the heart of their capitol, every indignity was magnified, every offense multiplied.

It had him on high alert, every sense heightened for threats, whether to himself or to Hawke. Or the Inquisition, he supposed, but they had plenty of people looking out for their interests. That wasn’t why he was here.

Sweat beaded at the base of his neck and he resisted the urge to swipe it away. His nostrils flared with overtly floral perfumes, the chalky powders pressed into faces and hair, the slightest hint of smoke. Wine-bolstered song and dance echoed around the ballroom; each click of bedecked heels set his teeth on edge. It was as though the whole affair settled as a film over his skin—one he could not shake or scrub off, as long as they remained here.

He swallowed another mouthful of the bitter wine, but his mouth stayed dry. Discarding the glass on a side table, he moved from the wall to the railing and looked down at the dance floor. In his periphery, the spies and opportunists that kept at his heels shifted accordingly.

Siobhan was resplendent in the gown she’d commissioned for this event specifically. In shades of red and black, its design brought only Kirkwall to mind, obsidian glittering in the bodice and train as Vael led her through the steps.

Loghain snorted to himself, even as his gloved hand tightened on the banister. Led her through the steps. As if Siobhan could be led anywhere without her consent.

Almost without thinking, he made his way down the stairs, neatly sidestepping the servant that stumbled in front of him with a bit too much purpose. He wasn’t jealous, per se, but he was a man, and such fraught endeavors on enemy territory made him itch for stability in his grasp.

The last strains of violin lingered, drowned out by socially required applause as the musicians shuffled their paper for the next piece. Loghain slipped between too-large skirts and slotted himself at Siobhan’s side just as Vael released her.

“—fetch us some drinks—ah, or perhaps not.” The prince didn’t blink at Loghain’s sudden appearance, though his smile took on a melancholy cant as he dipped the pair of them a shallow bow. “Ser Loghain.”

“Prince Vael,” he said lowly. There was little real animosity between the two men, but there was tension they’d all learned to live with, for the sake of surviving. Sebastian loved Siobhan as Siobhan loved Loghain and Loghain could not fathom why she was choosing him over the Prince of Starkhaven.

But she was. She laced her fingers with his, pressing a kiss to his stubbled jaw. He brushed his thumb over her knuckles in turn.

“I’ll think on it, Sebastian,” she said with a soft smile. The prince nodded and sketched another bow before vanishing into the crowd. Siobhan tugged on Loghain’s arm and he raised a brow.

“Normally there’s a question-and-answer before demands are made, you know.”

“Oh, suddenly you’re familiar with Orlesian court customs, are you?” Siobhan snorted. The lilting melody of a soft, slow harp floated around them and Loghain caught her firmly about her waist, pulling her closer than any Orlesian proprietary would allow.

“Might I have this dance, my Lady Hawke?” he murmured, breath ghosting over her lips. Her eyes widened every so slightly and he smirked, as satisfied as he always was when he caught her off step.

Not that she ever stayed there long. Her free hand slid up to his neck and she closed the space between them even further. Around them, the watchful eyes disappeared into nothing as Loghain’s world narrowed to the woman he loved, lost in her cracked-marble eyes.

“Only if you make it count,” she whispered against his lips.

He pulled her across the ostentatious tile with graceful muscles, trained to fight and maim, bent now to a nobler purpose. His reward was her smile, a joy and delight written in her face. They spun circles around the stuffed cakes that shuffled to appease their alliances, flying with the lightness of lovers, the confidence of having endured.

Make it count, she told him. He knew tomorrow was never guaranteed.

So he did.

[steponmecatra]

We as a society don't talk enough about Courtney's look in her first interviewing exes video and I think that needs to change

[georgelore]

the big announcement being george performing his own unreleased song was definitely not on my 2023 bingo card

[somewherefornow]

THOMAS & MARTHA WAYNE in BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS “The Murder Club”

[yuwuta]

you hook up with izuku drunkenly at someone’s birthday party and it’s not even that you regret it in the morning it’s just that your post nut clarity hits that you slept with the boy you’ve known since pre-k all because of a couple of drinks and when he wakes up you’re still freaking out and you make him pinky promise that this won’t mess with your friendship, “izuku do you hear me? we are NOT going to be that pair of sad best friends that fucks everything up just because of sex. sex is nothing. we’re never gonna do it again, so we’ll be fine right?” and the whole time he’s nodding along with wide, glassy eyes not listening to a goddamn thing you’re saying because he’s been in love with you since middle school, and last night you said you loved him, too. granted he was inside of you, and he said it first, but you said it back, and by that point it was well after one in the morning so the only thing you two were drunk on were each other. it’s probably why the very next day he is at your doorstep with a notebook in hand and a grin on his face that’s something right in between cocky and sweet when he says “i think we should sleep together again. and before you say no, i made a list about why 😁 number one: we’re really good at it. number two—”

[venusmage]

Local woman has the worst week of her life, hometown invaded by hell