sorry for being crazy. but somehow two of us (2000) is a literal, actual movie that exists. insane to me. it sounds made up if u even say any part of the plot out loud. like "oh yeah basically it ends with john talking paul into performing on snl, but then paul gets his guitar from the car and when he comes back john's on the phone with yoko, telling her he loves her and that she's the only thing that keeps him from disappearing, so paul leaves again, calls his wife and tells her he loves her. also after he hangs up he stops smiling immediately and just sort of stares into space. also did i mention that this is the only time either of them ever call their wives the entire movie? yeah right at the end when they separate again." like. what.
i am so excited yet so scared for Clea Strange finally being in the MCU. Because on one hand, I love Clea and Stephen's romance and i'm excited for it, but on the other I have a horrible feeling that the writers are gonna fuck it up. I NEED my girlboss x boyfailure dynamic. And I KNOW that Charlize Theron and Benedict Cumberbatch can pull it off. I just hope that the MCU writers and directors won't be a bunch of pussies and chicken out of making Stephen a malewife. "bUt HeS tHe StRoNg MaLe PrOtAgOnIsT, wE cAnT mAkE hIm WeAk AnD fEmInInE." YES YOU CAN. FOR MY SANITY. AND HE ISN'T WEAK HES JUST SERVING CUNT.
Okay guys hear me out,,,, I gotta admit Mikey kinda carried the Rise of the TMNT movie ; He was the one to sacrifice himself in order for Casey to go back to the past to stop the current present. This thereafter leads up to stopping the krang from invading the planet. AND not only that, mikey was the one to save Leo from being trapped in that limbo. ( with the help of his bros ofc ). It might've been focused on Leo's arc to becoming leader but by pizza supreme in the sky this movie would not have even happened without mikey
you gotta love Mikey ; R.I.P future mikey
P.S not saying that the other characters had no relevance but mikey was pretty significant to the plot even as a minor character
watched justice league: war with @lastmayqueen today and we have come to the (correct) conclusion that this move is actually a comedy so i have compiled the moments that made us genuinely lose our shit
ANON HOW DID YOU KNOW I KEEP PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) DIR. JOE WRIGHT ON EVERY DEVICE I OWN IN CASE I NEED AN EMERGENCY PICK ME UP
haters to the left this movie is honestly so pretty with its pretty cinematography and its pretty scenery and its pretty colors and its pretty clothes and its pretty music and its pretty people!!!!!!!! also for a movie with no kissing there's simply so much sex in it like every interaction between darcy and lizzie is loaded with such LOOKS and BODY LANGUAGE they drive me insane no matter how many times i've rewatched this movie. the sheer cultural impacticism of the hand flex scene™!!!!!!!! literally changed the trajectory of my life the game television and an entire generation's view on romance!!!!!!!! dancing scene featuring unprecedented unparalleled unmatched levels of chemistry tension electricity magnetism restraint!!!!!!!! she's giving 'i want to tear his throat out with my teeth' and he's like 'i want to sink my hands into her hair and make her locks come loose'!!!!!!!! and let's not even get into the confession scene UNDER THE ARCH OF SOME ANCIENT RUIN. IN THE POURING RAIN. AFTER AVOIDING EACH OTHER’S EYES IN CHURCH. THE MOST EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER PUT TO FILM!!!!!!!!!!
and then there's that last scene in the moors where he confesses again by telling her SHE BEWITCHED HIM BODY AND SOUL AND HE LOVES HE LOVES HE LOVES HER?????? AND SHE KISSES HIS HANDS???????? INSANITY
me being emotional in the presence of literally any woman around me: when did it end ⁉️ all the enjoyment 🤸♀️🤯 im sad again 😿 dont tell my boyfriend 🗣️🗣️
That one post that's like "Shirley Jackson could write Carrie, but Steven King couldn't write We have always lived in the castle" haunts me, cause now i desperately wish Shirley HAD written Carrie. I got like 10 pages into that book before i had to stop. I do not trust that guy writing women hkgkcjd.
Shirley Jackson Carrie would have been so so good. And probably wouldn't have teenage girls "writhing in the showers" or the teacher off the bat described as "non-breasted with unobtrusively muscular legs", or mention a tampon hitting Carrie on the pubes, etc