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starlooove · 2 years

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Batfam YouTube AU except it’s not the batfam it’s just Duke:

I actually don’t think he’d have multiple channels, I think he’d have every single kind of his vids on one big one with a bunch of playlists u can pick and choose from. His vids are mainly 3 things: book/film critiques, Parkour vids, and hate to say it but a messy ass tea page.

The parkour vids are mainly taken in Gotham but if Brucie Wayne is traveling and Duke goes along, he’ll make some wherever they are too. He has subsections of parkour vids and his faves are the “trying to beat my fastest time at X” and “is this possible?” Which is him recreating famous parkour scenes from movies or tv shows. Sometimes he posts vids where he shows the best ways to get away from the rogues in a pinch and call for help depending on where you are.

The book/film critiques are everyone’s favorite tbh. The thing about him is that he’s kinda mean. He doesn’t care about hurting the creators feelings because, as he puts it, “if you didn’t wanna get your feelings hurt you should’ve produced something better.” He’s so pretentious and snobby and it’s honestly the worst side of him coming out but he’s so right that nobody can really correct or call him out without sounding whiny because he doesn’t target anything personal, he’s simply critiquing the content.

The tea page….he could give Vicki Vale a run for her money. Duke’s tea page has honestly been doing more for protecting secret identities than anything any heroes done since heroism became a thing. Because when it comes to Duke’s channel, NOBODY is safe. He goes after heroes, villains, and civilian alike. It’s never anything doxxing or dangerous or whatever but he DID notice the rumors about Batman being Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby and he’d love to discuss the proof for and against it. Theories about whether the Girl Robin is real or if they just made her up, does Lex Luthor wanna fuck Superman, are Batman and Catwoman EVER gonna tie the knot? At one point the channel gets banned because of some shady shit (more ppl were tuning into it than to the Gotham Gazette) and Brucie Wayne was so offended that he had half a mind to buy YouTube and delete everything. Duke had a new vid up the next day talking all about it 🚶🏾‍♂️

#the family makes various cameos throughout every kind of vid #but who frequents what the most:#dick is mainly on the parkour and tea stuff but MAINLY the parkour #they compete with flips which Duke always says is rigged but never turns it down smh #Jason is mainly on the book critique ones and he and Duke have gotten into full blow fights Abt interpretations b4 #they go on live sometimes and it’s insane to watch #Cass is mainly on the parkour channel and sometimes she’ll watch a movie with Duke and call him a sourpuss for the critiques #Babs is most DEFINITELY on the tea page #Steph is on the Tea and Parkour page but she mainly convinced Duke to add a GRWM section #she and cass are there the most #Tim is mainly on the tea page and he convinces Duke to do some parkour on wheels #Damian is everywhere #like you can’t watch 5 consecutive vids on any playlist without Damian there and that’s so real tbh #but he’s not IN the vid #it’s cameos of him in the back or talking to Duke #there’s compilations like Duke and Damian being eachothers favorite for 1 hour #and it’s just Damian popping into the vids or Duke dropping everything on live to help him with Titus or smth #one time Duke was on live and Dick walked in in full NW attire #they did a whole bit about NW sneaking in to challenge Duke to a parkour race #they made it a charity live #batfamily #duke thomas #batfamily headcanons #YouTube au #spreading Duke&Damian agenda #and dick too ig #funniest trio Alive idc

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