#spreading Duke&Damian agenda

[batboopp]

transphobic parents will be like “this is our beautiful daughter Brittany💕” and Brittany looks like this

[tsuku-yomi-yomi]

Some time after Alfred's death the Batfam realized they didn't know much personal information about him, thankfully Bruce did but what would happen when he eventually dies and they don't even know what flowers to put on his grave? The solution? An interrogation (20 questions)

It has a lot of potential to be angst but I'm going to make it fluffy at first :p

Steph: *slams hands on the table* What is your favorite color?!

Bruce: yellow

Batfam: *Absolute Chaos*

Dick: WAIT- is that why our utility belts are yellow?!??!

Bruce:.... You never complained about it before

Steph: I can't believe this, I can't believe it, you've been spreading your yellow agenda all this time, I don't even know u anymore

Cass: *nods* Evil

Duke: .... WAIT DOES THIS MEAN IM YOUR FAVORITE

Batfam: *Even More Chaos*

Damian: Father! Why have you not denied this ridiculous claim!!!

Bruce: I don't have a favorite child.... But Duke's suit is my favorite

Duke: FUCK YEAHHHHHH (language)

Batfam: >:(

Damian: Thomas has an unfair advantage, I demand to know your second favorite

Bruce:.... Jason's

Jason: SUCK IT PIPSQUEAK

Tim: *eye roll* okay fine but who's your least favorite suit

Bruce: *sweats* ......

Steph: aww come on Bruce, you can tell us :)

Cass: won't be mad :)))

Bruce: ....... Dick's

Dick: EXCUSE ME

Jason & Duke: 🖕 FUCKING LOSER!!!!!(Language) STAY MAD

Dick: NO NO NO, EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW

Bruce: no helmet, no utility belt, not enough armor, and no pads, the best suit you ever designed was the first version of robin, the bar was low and you kept hitting you head with it

Dick: ow?????? Tf Bruce

Jason and Duke: *howling with laughter*

Damian (number 1 Nightwing fan): ... It couldn't be that bad

Bruce: *pulls out discowing pictures* his collar was so long he couldn't look anywhere without having to turn his whole head and the v-neck was so low I'm surprised he never got arrested for public nudity

Damian: ......

Dick: Shut up shut up shut up shut up

Tim: he pulled out the receipts so fast, he was ready for this day