Merlin and Mordred’s friendship is just grumpy older brother and peppy kid the older brother found one day and decided to adopt. Merlin may hate him, but if anyone else does, they’re done. Like cancelling life subscriptions or forcefully expediting character development, or both depending on the situation. Anyway. Merlin is an older brother/caretaker figure to Mordred and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
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Merlin, staring at a camera like in The Office: I can bully him relentlessly but if anyone else even thinks about him funny, imma end their entire bloodline.
Mordred: I know Emrys says he hates me. Did you know he created a more potent medicine when I got sick? He said it was because it’d taste worse, but he added honey so it wasn’t too bad. It was actually nicer than Gaius’. I should get him something to say thank you.
—in the woods or something—
Mordred: Emrys! I found this flower!
Merlin: *snorts* okay?
Mordred: oh… I’ll just… *goes to take it back while looking sad*
Merlin: Piss off. It’s mine now. *magics it so it won’t die and keeps it on his desk*
Mordred: :D
—Interviews—
Merlin: He’s stupid. Also this flower is my favourite kind. That’s why I’m keeping it. Not for Mordred. My brother- nemesis is so stupid.
Mordred: Do you think he liked the flower? I couldn’t find any of his favourites but it was in the same family. … he said it was his favourite? … *smiles*
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Not the spiderverse art book restarting the dying down Hobie age discourse. With the Japanese version implying he’s a ‘young boy’(I think that’s what it was either way either way) and the book saying ‘he’s much older than miles..’(smth like that either way either way) and it’s like seriously? Again? AGAIN?
The directors said it’s up to interpretation. And the only reason(w/ the exclusion of the people thinking he’s like 30 cause that’s weird and gross, re-examine some racial biases)that people are so adamant he is or isn’t a minor is because of shipping! Whether it’s with one of the spider teens or with OCs or justifying self shipping it’s weird! It’s weird that that’s the reason people are going nuts over this shit and dying on their respective hills. And let people have their HCs holyshit.
And to reiterate: it’s not proshipping/pedoshit if someone HCs Hobie as a teen and ships them with one of the spider teens. It’s not necessarily fetishization and is not pedoshit if people HC him as a young adult and do self ships or whatever else goes on there.
It’s fandom let people fuck around. Something doesn’t have to be justified as morally wrong for you not to like it. Stop trying to force your own Head Canons, key word HEAD as in the canon in your head, onto other people.
Sorry for the rant I just cannot believe it’s still going.
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I love the idea of what would happen if Lucas came to the door too take Max out, for their movie date on Friday and Billy answering the door.
Sweat is dripping down Billy’s face as he hears the doorbell start ringing. “One… two…” he huffs, trying to ignore the incessant ringing.
Finally he drops the barbells, takes his cig out and starts walking to the door slowly. “I’m coming. Jesus.” He swings the door open to find a charming, yet nervous looking Lucas on the other side.
He definitely brought flowers for Max, perhaps sunflowers or wild flowers because she’s bright and wild to Lucas.
Lucas eyes go wide, he’s knows Billy’s changed and everything is good between them but let’s be honest Billy is huge, and intimidating. “What do you need, kid?” Billy says, not meaning to stare the kid down as he was.
Lucas gulps, and opens his mouth to talk when Max came up behind Billy. “Jesus, Bill. He’s here for me!” Billy takes a drag from the cig, “why y’all going on a date or something?”
Lucas looks at Max, then at Billy “Um— yes we are… to the um—“ “-My god Lucas your ridiculous! We’re going to the movies.” Max stated, now looking up at Billy.
Billy nodded, contemplating if he wanted to mess with Lucas because of this. He turns to Lucas “What time will I expect her back by?” He asks, hiding a small smirk. Lucas looks at Max for moral support but she just acted interested in the wall, slightly nervous aswell.
“Is… 10:30 ok? We wanted to go to the arcade to play Dig Dug afterwards.” Billy took another long drag as Lucas put his hands in his pockets and fidgeting under Billy’s protective gaze.
“No later than that Sinclair because if she is—“ Billy adjusted his stance. “Your dead.” He whispers close to Lucas’s face.
And only when poor Lucas looked on the verge was of tears, and Max looked as if she wanted to curl in on herself did Billy back up and start laughing.
“You guys are so— gullible oh my god.” He wheezes, now turned towards Max. “Have fun on your date, sis.” Max slapped Billy on his arm. “Wow Billy, real mature.” She said but Billy could tell she had humor behind her eyes.
Lucas was still frozen, honestly stunned that he was still alive and actually walking out the door with Max. “Bye, lovebirds!” Billy shouted out as they closed the door.
Lucas and Max stopped by his bike, and looked at each other as Lucas released the biggest breath ever held in. Max was laughing “You so fell for that! You should’ve seen your face!”
Lucas glared at her “how was I suppose to know Mr. Big bad bully started making actual jokes?!” He screeched. Max just shook her head and they headed off for their most deserved date.
A/N; this Drabble was spontaneous and also the first time I’ve ever written any fan fiction. Please be gentle in the comments!
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