#they’re so wonky haha

[lilcatastrophe]

the chronicles of baby keith continue (spoiler, he’s still a menace)

hang in there shiro 😔

[turtleblogatlast]

Feeling a lot of trans Leo feelings rn and I would like to reiterate how possible it is for him to not only be trans but also have no idea at all about it.

Okay so, he’s bigger than Donnie, particularly carapace wise, which tends to be the case when the slider is female and the softshell is male.

Second, his coloring. He retains the same coloring his whole life, even as a much older adult, so there’s another tick in the trans checklist, especially being that said coloring is noticeably bright.

His demeanor is also pretty at odds from most male red eared sliders - one example of this being when Bullhop was staying with them and Leo is noticeably less angered by him being both in their territory and in general than the others are - male red eared sliders would be way more combative here.

Like alone none of these are 100% definitive indicators but all together it makes perfect sense to me personally.

Now, how would it work for Leo to not know?

Okay, bear with me, but I like to think it’s because of Splinter’s (or rather, Lou Jitsu’s) genetics! As in, of course Leo wouldn’t assume otherwise, after all, his human self is very masc, including his lower voice and overall body type, so he and his family would have no reason to assume that he’s actually trans! But I personally like to think that it is because of Lou Jitsu’s DNA that Leo’s humanoid half turned out so masc in comparison to his more female aligning turtle half.

So yeah. Female red eared slider mutated with the DNA of a human man equals a turtle teen with no idea he’s trans (or potentially intersex.)

[inkykeiji]

today’s rainy day harvest (´∀｀)♡

they’re cucumbers!! i’m going to have some with hummus for lunch c:

[sunrizef1]

What happens in Vegas

Pt 2

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x reader, Max Verstappen x ex!reader A/N: tumblr was determined to mess me up while making this so if it’s wonky pleas tell me 🙏 Warnings: Cheating (not by reader)

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user1 they’re so cute 😭

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user3 I’m feeling a y/n race win

user4 I ❤️ LV

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user6 I’m still mad about Red Bull not letting her pass max last weekend 🙄

user7 she could have like 6 more wins this season if Red Bull didn’t protect max the way they do

user8 and the way Christian refuses to praise her over him in interviews rubs me the wrong way…

user9 100% favoritism

user10 they want to be praised for signing a woman and being inclusive but refuse to actually treat her the way they’d treat a male driver

user11 they treat her like a diversity signing because they think max is good enough to do everything for her when she’s literally top five on the grid 😭

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logansargeant

where u at

I want to go get dinner

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Ive just woke up like 15 mins ago

u wanna go nobu at Caesars?

I'm over near there rn with a couple people

logansargeant

yea lets do it

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6 work?

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I'm eating and then going back to sleep at the paddock, I'll drive u over if u want

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who took this lmao

I assume it wasn't max

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fucking Logan lmao

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Americans sticking together then? 😂

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Think he appreciated me giving him a tow at the start lmao

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I appreciated it too 😅

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Your welcome haha 😂

Could've sworn I was towing max tho 🧐

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lol

Ik how they get about you though

If anyone asks, you didn't mean to help me 🫡

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you get it lol

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idk if I'm invited 🧐

it is your party anyway

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[zarla-s]

How do you decide when to use Spamtons little speech quirk and what to have him say? Your writing for him feels so natural!

Spamton’s speech pattern is surprisingly tricky! It has a lot of weird little things to it, haha. I’m glad you think I’m doing a good job though. :D Generally I try to keep in mind a few things for him...

Spamton misspells things a lot, but not always in the same way (with exceptions). He also likes substituting numbers for letters, usually in words that get caught in a spam filter to try to get around it but not always. ( [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation?]],  NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! ,  SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......] ,  YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy],  AND THE [Number on theB4ck]!,  [Unforgettable D3als] ,  [Pr3mIUm luxjerry w4tch] )

When Spamton takes over the narration or influences it, he still misspells things. (CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! )

Spamton is bad at tenses and mixes them up a lot. This is one of the most endearing things to me for some reason, haha.  ( I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU! ,  I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. ,  MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER, THAT GUY [Steal my look]!! OKAY, MAYBE HE [Steal]ed BACK WHAT I TOOK FROM HIM, WE WILL ALSO [Divorced] )

He messes up pluralization or grammar related to it at times. ( HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AN [Valuable Item])

He actually swears a fair amount but it’s usually censored. ( YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! , DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!,  [$!?!] THE PRESSES! )

His capitalization in his bracket words/phrases is inconsistent and he spells things wrong in them at times as well. He usually capitalizes the first word though. ( [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] , [[Designed BY The Classics]],  [[ Sucbscrube ]] ,  THEN [[WHY]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!! , YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] , [ succumb to the worm ],  SO HAVE I GOT A DEAL THAT'S [sweet Sunday creme] TO ANY SELF RESPECTING [Ball Nut]! , [fluffey] ,  [Pracitce]).

His capitalization in general is kind of all over the place. ( LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!,  THat'll be 1997 KROMER.,  ENL4RGE Yourself,  I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. ,  I WOn'T FORCE YOU. ,  It's still DARK... SO DARK! )

He gets the verb in sentences wrong at times or has too many/too few words in a phrase.  ( HEAR THOSE [Balloons]???,  [Cool down with a]!!!,  [Wake up and the smell the] MY DEAD CARCASS!!! ) His grammar also gets wonky, especially with the tricky homophones like your/you’re or their/there/they’re. ( YOUR A BIGSHOT!! ,  WELL LET THIS BE A [Email] ,  SHOW OFF YOU'RE [Big Shot] )

He sometimes doesn’t finish a sentence at all, or leaves a blank space. ( BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] ,  MEANWHILE I CAN [sneak out the back] AND, [Hurry now]!!! [Blink] AND YOU'LL MISS      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,  THAT'S WHY THEY'RE COMING TO [kill] ME RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE COMING TO ). Sometimes he just says one or two words or sentence fragments. (MONEY NO, KEYGEN) He likes repeating unfinished sentences as well, usually when he’s worked up about something. ( THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD , I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. )

He uses periods to emphasize certain parts of a sentence and sometimes he just leaves brackets or carets or other punctuation in his speech. ( YOU'RE  LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? , GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. ).

Sometimes he has spaces in the middle of words or in the wrong places ( DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?,  I'M A SALESMAN   ,  ). Sometimes it’s just a mess in general ( DOESN;T IT?KID? ), and sometimes he likes to combine words ( [HonestMan] ,  [handsomeGuy] ).

My general approach to this is just to keep any typos I make while doing his dialogue lol.

He drops out of caps usually when he’s scared or thoughtful (not accounting for after his battle), and usually when he’s thinking about Mike.

A fair amount of his substitutions are vaguely threatening or allude to some kind of violence or suffering. He mentions death, dying, and screaming a lot, usually in unexpected contexts ( PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!,  VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] , NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! ).

Sometimes these threats are relevant warnings if you know what he’s up to ( TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!,  [Die Now] AND I'LL THROW IN [50] [Bullets] FOR FREE!,  THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! ). There’s always a sort of “off” vibe to him that makes him feel a little dangerous.

As an aside, Spamton talks about people beating him up a lot.

He likes turning phrases about refunds into non-refunds, haha ( [No Money Back Guaranttee] ). He’ll sometimes just admit outright he’s trying to scam you ( HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] , [What's yours is mine] AND [What's yours is mine]. ).

He’s extremely excited and shouting almost all the time, so he very rarely has only one exclamation point about anything. Usually it’s three but it can go higher. Just go ham on the exclamation points lol.

[[Hyperlink blocked.]]  is a tricky one. He does use it a lot, but the context for it is hard to pin down. Usually it relates to things like souls, what it is that’s controlling him or what it wants, or how exactly he wants to escape it. Other times it’s sort of privileged or secret information that would be caught by a filter and blocked, or it’s some scammy thing or another that’d be blocked for user safety. Usually it’s something that someone wouldn’t want the player to know.

He does use sales pitch, adspeak, or internet slang substitutions a lot, ( [Friend Request Accepted] , [[Anything You See On TV!]],  [[Workout-Ready Body]],  [Luxurious Basement Apartment] , [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] )  but not all the time! A lot of his substitutions are single words, usually on an odd tangent to the original word or just unusual in general ( [Deep Abyss] , YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!! , [Wacky Stacks] , [Little Nipper], LIKE MANY [buzzing] AND [burning] CREATORS,  GET OUT YOUR CYBER [skin wallets] ).

Sometimes they’re just a normal word in the sentence ( YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! , [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart], LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth] ).

I tend to think about his substitutions a bit like the Orz, where a substituted word has alternate or deeper meaning than you’d think BECAUSE it was substituted. By [LIGHT], did Spamton literally mean light, or does light have another connotation to it he’s adding that’s not clear? I like thinking of the substitutions adding a potential multiple meaning layers to a word, haha. Maybe he can’t help it, or maybe that particular word is hinting at something more...

He can say full sentences without any substitutions in them, but they’re rare ( WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? ,  YOU'RE LEAVING!? WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!? , TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE! , BUT KRIS, IF YOU REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.). Interestingly, they often involve him saying he can’t force Kris to do something, something he says over and over and over. He seems very preoccupied with it.

[kazoohaa]

Headcanons for Dan Heng, Gepard, Serval, and March with a gn s/o that bakes? Please?

𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒. honkai star rail

— notes. i know like nothing about baking so i actually had to search up baked foods LMAO 😭 i’m sorry i didn’t include dan heng, i ran out of ideas :(

— details. gepard, serval, march x gn!reader (separate). fluff.

gepard

you bake?? he thinks that’s pretty cool!

and it makes him so indescribably touched whenever you gift him some things that you’ve baked yourself before he has to go on duty, like in the mornings before he has to patrol, or in the afternoons and evenings when the day’s work is done and over with

it’s something tasty to munch on (bonus points because it’s made by you!) and a snack that’s easy to bring around with him

(the other silvermane guards don’t fail to notice every time they see him walking around with some little baked treat in hand, and a tiny smile on his face)

(the silvermane guards are your no.1 shippers actually 💯)

gepard hasn’t really tried cooking, baking, etc, but it’s been something that he’s been interested in learning for a while

once tried his hand at baking because he wanted to give you something back — cupcakes should be simple enough? he tried his best, he really did!! it didn’t turn out as well as he’d hoped, but he tried to decorate them as pretty as possible for you

in the end, he made little smiley faces on the cupcakes. they’re a bit wonky, but he’s got the spirit

he got really embarrassed when he eventually gave them to you since they felt sub-par, especially compared to the things that you can make. sheepishly, he suggested that maybe the two of you could have dates where you can bake together, so that he can learn from you..? if you’re fine with that, of course..!

serval

it always brightens her day every time you drop by her store and gift her a pastry! the food itself is definitely delicious, but the thing that really makes her happy is the fact that she’s seeing you &lt;3

serval actually likes your baking a lot, and she’d probably try to bribe you in order to get you to make some more for her lmaoo

“hey, i really liked those biscuits you gave me the other day — do you have any more of them?? aw.. c’mon, i’ll play you a free song if you make me some moreee.... haha, i know i already do that anyways, but..”

her favourites are the types that are good to eat on the go, just something easy to grab while she does something else. since she’s usually spending her time tinkering with different sorts of mechanical contraptions or random instruments in her workshop, it’s convenient to have something either bite-sized or easy to finish while she works

march 7th

super interested in your hobby!! she’d really like while you bake, probably trying to join in at the most fun parts like making (and testing) the icing

march also becomes your (self proclaimed) unofficial photographer for when the food’s all ready to eat! right after it comes out of the oven, she’ll be taking so many photos at different angles and making sure the lighting looks good — so that even though she can’t preserve the taste of the things you’ve baked, she’ll remember how delicious they looked!

as well as using the photos to show off how good her amazing s/o is at baking LMAO

march also slips in a few snaps of you during the baking process, or would poke flour on your nose and then take a silly selfie of you

she’d also pretend to be a professional food critic when she tastes what you’ve made — but she always loves whatever you make, so the rating always ends up being the highest she could give you every time

“your favourite professional gastronome march rates thiiis... five stars!! huh? what do you mean i say that every time?! cute girls like me are experts in rating good cuisine, so i’m speaking the truth!”

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

pov ur nervous abt ur new job but feel a little better when u think ur coworkers will be nice and friendly but then they aren’t and it sends u on a downward spiral bc ur just quirky like that

A retelling of ‘oh my god. You hated me. You’ve hated me this whole time.’, taken in a DIFFERENT mental-illnesses-go-brrr direction! Continued below the cut,

Haha yikessss! That’s cringy! I’m surprised you’ve scrolled down this far! Mostly I’ve been hoping people would see the first bit of this post and go ‘oh hell nah’ and pretend like it didn’t just plague their innocent mind with the knowledge that self insert cringe of this level still exists! So congrats! I’ve committed many crimes and you’re here to witness them

To answer some question you might have:

Who is that???: SURPRISE IT’S NOT VANNY!!! that is Babbit! Or Rabbit, or Bones, whichever you prefer. It’s a self insert of me!

Why are they a rabbit one second then a person the next?? Are those even supposed to be the same character??: Yes, they are the same person, just drawn in different ways! Why they change is a little more difficult to explain bc it,, depends, honestly sjdhdjd. A lot of the time, the rabbit is like,, an inner version, the more honest and vulnerable version of Rabbit, the ‘you’ that YOU see in your own mind. The regular human version is, normally, what the world sees, the actual, physical person that is Rabbit.

But why tho: Idk I just like weird stupid metaphors and weird wonky character designs!

What’s happening??: Rabbit has a job at the daycare! Rabbit is an anxious, stressed out and socially inept person who worries a lot about what other people think! Sun and Moon dislike them, bc this was inspired by some of those AUs where Sun and Moon are just mean for no good reason LMAO. Rabbit is crushed by this bc they thought Sun and Moon, who are PROGRAMMED and DESIGNED to be likeable and friendly and caring, would HAVE to like them!! It’s their job! It’s what they’re supposed to do! It’s what they’re built for: to like people and to be liked by people! To be disliked by them means there is something so fundamentally and ineffably wrong with them that it breaks the laws of physics- at least in Rabbit’s mind. Before they could disregard everyone who disliked them as people being people and them just having a disliked personality! But to be disliked by something designed to like people? Holy mothballs, bat man, you must be REAL KINDS of fucked up!

They think there is something so wrong with them that even the ones who like everyone do not like them, and it is THEIR FAULT that they are disliked, not anyone else’s- not even Sun and Moon’s. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. And it hurts more when Sun and Moon fake being kind and friendly under a heavy layer of passive aggression. So, at the end of their rope and believing there is nothing that can be done to help them or fix their situation, they start to loathe Sun and Moon and start to lash out at them whenever feeling especially slighted. Is this reasonable? No! Does it make them feel better? Absolutely not!!! Do Sun and Moon deserve it??? No not really!!! And the farther it goes the more Rabbit let’s themselves sink into being as bitter and hurtful as they always tried so hard not to be. And it’s not anyone’s job to fix them but theirselves. But right now, for the first time in a long time, they really don’t want to.

Does Rabbit actually just need a hug and a warm blanket???? Idk probably!!!!

This is a self insert????: Yup!

So this is based off you??: Unfortunately!

Does that mean-: haha!!!!!!!!! Don’t worry about it!!!!!! :) Next question!

Most people’s fantasies are about their faves liking them, yknow: Haha yeah!

Why did you even make this: I’m going to pretend like I’m not just completely nuts and say, it helps me process my feelings and also ✨catharsis✨

Do you want to talk: HAHA no definitely not this is embarrassing enough as is!!!!!!

U good?: Yes actually! Just weird! Sorry sjdgdjshdnvdndbdhd

Why are you sharing this: idk tbh maybe validation on some weird fucked up level lmao

Anyway thank u for ur time and I apologize for the death of so many of ur brain cells. Idk why ur still here but holy shit man idk if I should be proud of u or scared of u. I’m mentally giving u a gold ribbon tho congrats on,, reading this abomination of a post ig

[spenglersweetheart]

Could I have…could i perhaps have Peter Venkman genuinely falling in love. Like reader becomes a ghost buster and doesn’t meet Venkman until their first bust. They’re strong and sharp minded, and when Peter flirts they always have a witty comeback.

Ray and Egon notice this and take this opportunity to test the mood slime.

Long story short reader and Venkman are locked in a room together “for science” in reality Egon and Ray just want the awkward flirting over with.

oooh a peter venkman one !! i've never written for him so my portrayal may be a bit wonky but i hope you enjoy it!

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YOU HADN'T MET PETER UNTIL YOUR FIRST BUST with the boys. For some reason, Peter immediately took interest in you (but this is normal for someone like Peter). But you didn't mind his flirtatious antics like any other woman did. Actually, you were quick-witted, and sometimes even threw in a flirtatious remark back. This quickly began to be a normal thing between the two of you.

Winston was the first to get tired of it. You were a great worker and Peter was ... kind of a slacker. But when he did work, he worked pretty hard. His work dwindled whenever there was a pretty person around. Down the line, Egon became tired of it, and later, so did Ray.

But Ray suddenly got an idea. He told Egon and Winston about it, and they were on board. The only people who didn't know about it were you and Peter.

You were about to leave to grab something from the next laboratory when you noticed that the door was locked. For some reason, you jiggle the doorknob, thinking that it was just stuck.

"Uh, I think it's locked, sweetheart," Peter said.

You turned around to look at him. "Well, I know that now, hot stuff."

Egon, Ray, and Winston were all outside. The slime being with them. It was close enough to the door so that it could register their interactions. Egon pretty much scrunched his nose up when the flirting already started.

You called inside of the room. "Okay, guys, haha, very funny. Let us out!"

"I don't think they're gonna let us out. They're too busy with their mood slime," Peter said with a chuckle, "They're busy being science nerds."

"Hey! I like those science nerds," you chuckled.

"I'm a science nerd, do you like me?" He asked.

You playfully nudge his arm, a smirk crawling onto your lips. "Especially you."

The other three outside looked at the slime that was currently in the jar. It was bubbling. Egon has looked at Ray. "It's reacting negatively."

Winston scoffed, an amused smile on his lips. "Not surprised," he said.

The two trapped in the other room didn't even know they were conducting an experiment with the mood slime with them. To Peter, that wouldn't be much of a shock. You on the other hand, knowing that you were a little bit newer, you would be.

Peter leaned forward. "Well, if you like me so much," he starts, he's looking you up and down, "How about we. . ."

"Lemme guess, a date?" You respond, "Friday, eight o'clock sharp."

A smirk crawls onto his face. "You read my mind. Are you a psychic?"

"Mm, no," you answered, "Well, maybe. I can read your mind, hot stuff."

"You know I love someone who can read my mind," Peter said back.

The slime had almost boiled over. Ray finally unlocks the door, walking into the room as he pretty much ruins the moment. Egon and Winston are walking behind him. He waves his hands in the air.

"Alright, that's enough!" Ray called, "I can't take it anymore."

This made both you and Peter laugh. "What? Can't handle it?" You ask.

"It's gross, yes," Egon replies bluntly, "But, you managed to negatively charge the slime. Congratulations."

Peter looked at you. "Did you know about this?"

You shook your head. "Nope. I didn't know anything. Did you?"

"No," he answered, "But, we're actually on for the date night."

A chuckle escaped your lips, before reaching up to give a kiss on his cheek. "Of course, sweetheart.

[livingsock]

Sleepover!

I made this little doodle to help figure out how digital backgrounds work, which is probably looks a bit wonky, haha! I was originally gonna change the eyes, but they’re just so silly:3

[vanilladraws22-blog]

“Old” doodles(thats why they’re slightly pretty ulgy,,

anywho i still love my head canon that Amy, Shadow and Cream are fr seeing each other as sibling figures… and you cant stop me from thinking so!! >:3

Also pardon me if the dialouge is a bit wonky 🗿🤯

Fun fact these arent that old,, its probably been months/weeks ago haha, not entierly sure

[chayannecraft]

COUGHS. ok I’m going more into detail about the qsmp “botw” eggs au because I have too much free time right now ^^

FYI TO ANY ZELDA FANS I TORE THE WORLDBUILDING APART LIKE A FERAL HOG SO ERM. SORRY IN ADVANCE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING

The worldbuilding is kind of wonky BUT basically there are several different kingdoms based on the qsmp language difference who have allied together in the face of Ganon’s impending Calamity (which is the code for now) and also the Antarctic Empire, which has been somewhat iffy on the alliance for reasons explained later. They’re all blessed by different gods. Everybody is living long time. Unless.

The Antarctic empire has been iffy on the alliance because everybody’s sending their kids into Ganon/The Code’s sight and like. Nobody WANTS to do that but destiny is a little bitch and they can’t quite fight with it considering everything will go to hell if they lose. But Philza is not the happiest camper about it which is kind of a problem since the Antarctic Empire HAS the Master Sword!!

Enter Chayanne as Link in this role, Prince of the Antarctic Empire who is also, because destiny loves being funny, The Chosen Hero. He overhears the conflict and is like huh. Hm. That’s. A lot of stuff happening. But then he hears the world is going to end and listen, he knows if Phil finds out he’s the hero he is NOT getting sent out but also like. Everybody is in danger. The entire world. His family, which is his world. His sister.

He’s like you know what it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission <3 and runs away from the empire with the Master Sword towards the allied kingdoms before the world actually starts ending. The whole time he’s like it’s going to be so ok. We stop Ganon/The Code and I can come back and apologize to my dad ^^!!! (foreshadowing wooooo)

Juanaflippa, Tilín, Bobby, and Trump are the four chosen champions for the divine beasts because. um. well you know how this story ends </3

Pomme is Zelda because I need more Pomme and Chayanne content. And if I have to tend to these crops myself I will. I stg.

After Chayanne gets massively humbled by Ganon and then wakes up 100 years later he’s lost all of his memory. The more recent the memories are, the easier it is to regain them. Yeah I’m saying he forgot The Antarctic Empire and Philza and he’s only just getting vague whispers by the time tears of the kingdom rolls around. S. Sorry. Which is also coincidentally when Philza decides it’s time to have a normal civil discussion with everybody else about where his kid is haha

More random information I couldn’t fit into the vague summary given:

- The Antarctic Empire consists of Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur, Tallulah, and Chayanne

- Missa is here!! He helps Chayanne adjust after reaching the rest of the kingdoms and becomes a father figure to him in Phil’s absence. He even gives him a matching skull mask that’s enchanted to change his eye + hair color to hide better in public. This also has the bonus of making him look exactly like his kid lol

- Pomme, despite being the Zelda role, can beat Chayanne’s ass in a fight.

- Pomme and Chayanne walk around carrying the guilt of a thousand suns on their backs from all the shit that has been happening and I could talk about them for ages but I would need another post just know they make me physically ill

- Pomme is the protagonist in totk instead of Chayanne

[vellichorsdesire]

📷, 🎁, 🎧 ,🩵 ,🩷 and 🔎 !

THANK YOUU FOR THE ASKS SO MANY OMMG…/POS!!!!! very late to this as well considering this was sent almost a day ago… gosh…. okay. cracks knuckles. lets do this

> 📸 for a random screenshot / picture i can gush about.

UMMM. UMMM UMM their smile… this doodle i did of their smile i’m so so ill about the thought of them smiling because of the way they’re so very grumpy cat. their smile can be. very wonky and i loove them so much for that i love their wonky smile and weird short laughs.

> 🔎 for something f/o-related in my room (or something that makes me think about them)

I DO have a jacket the same color as theirs though it isn’t the exact same as theirs (no hood!!! it’s a hoodie actually that’s what it’s called not just a jacket…) i get very ill whenever i wear it. just a little bit ill. it makes me think about them very much too so that falls under the parenthesis portion of this one. and one day i want to buy a blue scarf the same as theirs even though i’m not a scarf person hfjshfjdhfjfhd SUPER EMBARRASSED THINKING ABOUT SO but yeah…

> 🩷 for a headcanon about f/o.

OOH THIS IS A GOOD ONE… f/o is genuinely such an interesting character to me id like to start it off with that . they tend to be secluded quite often (their own actions, not due to others) and so i think that it affects their overall way of thinking and actions… they’re very much not used to the way s/i acts with how limited their interaction is with people and so i think they find him a huge puzzle sometimes and vice versa for s/i too honestly. they try their best to figure out each other at first when they’re not very straight up with their answers/actions. JUST A LITTLE BIT OF RAMBLING ABOUT THEM BOTH SORRY LOL THIS GOT LOONG…

> 🩵 for a fact about s/i.

s/i learns puts their walls down around f/o eventually and is vulnerable around them in the way that he wouldn’t be like that around anyone else!

> 🎧 for a song that reminds me of us.

therefore you and me i loove loove love this cover specifically… everyone has different interpretations of this song i’m aware, i don’t see this song as much in a negative light as others do (i’m obsessed with how ‘yue ni’ (therefore) in the song sounds similar to you and me and also sounds similar to ‘eien ni’ (eternally (or forever..? don’t trust me on this haha)) it’s very very much them especially the way how different the mindsets of the two characters in the song are. i could go on honestly but maybe another time? or i edit this later? LOL

> 🎁 for a gift f/o has given s/i (or vice versa).

f/o!!!! has probably given s/i letters, i believe they aren’t much of a gift giver just like s/i. and s/i writes his own letters in reply as well of course <3

[cyanichexanthine]

4, 5/Prime, 9

Thanks for asking anon 😊🩵 sorry it took me so long to get to this one.

4. Is there a popular pairing you don't necessarily dislike but aren't too invested in? 

I’m sorry, this is a big one I know, but I’ve never really felt much for BirdRick... I don’t hate it, I even like some of the art and writing I’ve seen for it but idk it just doesn’t hit the vibes I enjoy in a ship? So I’m just kinda…indifferent. I don’t actually ship much tbh (might sound bizarre for anyone who has observed my brainrot) but I’ve only had like 3 ships in my life so far and they tend to be all consuming 💀 I’m all or nothing for them, no half way like stuff haha

5. Out of all your fanworks that include [Prime], which is your favourite?

Anon you’re making me choose something of mine… that I actually like lmao 💀

Idk for my writing it should probably be something I had the most fun writing Prime in it (which if that’s the case it would probably be my soon to be uploaded multichapter or maybe reconstruction) but actually, I have a really special place in my heart for Titration because that was just so fun to write. The concepts just came together so well and I had a lot of fun with the descriptive language and scene plotting too, just a genuinely good time writing start to finish.

For my art? Honestly? I know this is a kinda half assed answer but a lot of my favourite Prime pieces are actually in my abandoned WIPs, they’re messy and a little wonky but I like them, idk they just were for silly fun and practice and I think that’s why I enjoy them the most.

9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!

I love a lot of them tbh, my bookmarks are a collection of these, and this question pains me so so much because one of the fics I’d recommend the hell out of got deleted 🥲 that fic lives on in my head 💔 but for this question I’m going to suggest two newer ones that I think are a fun read and deserve some love 🥰

1. IQ test by Potetosarada

Ok, there’s something about these little scenes of them goofing off and being silly and competitive that warm my heart, and Poteto writes this SO well, the writing style is lovely and the scenebuilding is perfect. I adore all the little details like the bad chair continuity (and the comment about it lmao) and the concept of them doing a test to “prove” who is smarter and the ending lmao. Love it. It’s so cute, and I eat it up. 🫠🩵

2. Heartless by Anon

This fic, the descriptive language and the concept are chefs kiss, I’m a big fan of uh, the intimacy of the flesh, so this hit that so well. Also the line “I'll make you eat it again until you learn to keep it down." god damn lives in my head, haha it’s so nasty in all the right ways for their toxic messy fallout and so so petty. Big love 🫠🩵

Thanks again for asking anon 💞

[the-royal-teacup]

I feel sorry (or maybe more like pity) Meghan…

Now, before you think I’ve gone completely mad or that I’ve turned into a sugar, hear me out, please?

As a woman, I have dealt with my fair share of confidence issues. As a young girl and a teen I was bullied for how I looked, which led to low self-esteem for many, many years. It’s taken me quite some time to start to feel comfortable in my own skin, it didn’t come easy and I think age has a lot to do with it and I still don’t always love what I see in the mirror.

But the older I’ve gotten the more I can look in the mirror and be okay with my stomach that has a wonky scar running down it (a scar which saved my life at five days old) I can look at my face and see that it may not be supermodel beautiful, my nose may be a little too big for my face (at least in my opinion) my jaw may not be perfectly sculpted, my cheekbones not high and prominent, but my face is me, it fits who I am and it bears a resemblance to my grandma who I lost and my mum who I thankfully still have in my life and I am so grateful for. And with a little bit of make-up on I can say I scrub up well! Haha.

So, what must it be like, to look in the mirror and hate yourself that much that you rush to a surgeon or a cosmetic doctor to fix it? Knowing that with the money you have you can have any face you desire? You can chop and change any part of you, as long as the surgeon agrees and you have the money. Sad, it must be sad.

Imagine erasing every part of yourself, the parts that resemble the people in your life that are no longer here, that little bump on your nose that you got from face planting the floor or perhaps from having something thrown at you by a sibling! Sculpting and chiselling away at yourself, until you don’t even resemble yourself anymore, and yet you still look in the mirror and you still hate yourself and how you look. You pay all that money and still you don’t like yourself, wow, what hell that must be day after day!

I’m not saying I disagree with surgery fully and sure if it helps give people a little confidence, without changing their whole face, then go for it, but I think they think it will magically make them love themselves and nine times out of ten it leads to more surgery, because it doesn’t have the effect they wanted it to; making them love themselves. That comes from within, as cheesy as it sounds. If you can’t accept yourself without the surgery, you’ll never love yourself with it!

But of course it happens to so many celebrities or people that come into a bit of money, the minute they can change all the things they’ve always disliked about themselves, they’re straight into the surgeons chair and hope that it will make them love themselves; it won’t. It doesn’t matter how many surgeries they have or how much money, adoration, followers on social media platforms etc etc, they will never be truly happy with themselves and they will keep chiselling and chipping away at themselves, until they’re unrecognisable and still just as sad as they were before.

Maybe I’m thinking too deep into it, but in just this way I feel sorry for that fact, maybe not feel sorry for her, but just the fact that she will never look in the mirror and be truly happy with what she sees. She will always look in the mirror and see the Markle nose that she apparently loved back in her Tig days, but has definitely worked on it to make it less resemble Thomas’ nose, but it always morphs back to looking like daddy’s!

But, maybe, after all Meghan is just a vein, vapid shell. She’s shown time and time again her character and who she is! So, maybe, I just feel sorry for all the others that chop, chisel, slice and dice and will never be happy with the results? The ones that it’s something inside that needs fixing, because it doesn’t matter how many times they fix the outside, if something is broken on the inside, the outside will never be loved no matter what they do!

I hope you can forgive my rambling post and, honestly, I haven’t gone to the dark side, it was just a passing thought after seeing yet another new Markle face and not wanting to comment on it that got me thinking about how truly un happy she must be, even when preaching about how happy she is and her perfect life! It doesn’t matter how much money she acquires, how many awards she buys, how many tell all interviews she does or indeed how many new faces, wigs and expensive clothes she buys, Meghan Markle will never truly be happy, that is really quite sad. All her own doing, but still sad when you think too hard about it, which I did! 😳😂

On that note I’m going to put my over-thinking brain to bed and hope I haven’t just lost all my followers! 😳 Goodnight.

[theundertalenebulartheory]

Heyheyhey! I hope work is treating you well! I was wondering… does forgotten!MC have some time after being remembered in dreams before the person they’re visiting wakes up? I got to thinking about them trying to get a hug from Toriel…. And it hurt a little to think they wouldn’t be able to hug her haha

Hi friend!!! You’re an angel for sending me an ask on the fic I haven’t updated in 84 years!!! I am dying to get back to writing creatively so this is a super fun question to think about!

In Ch 1-2 I kindof allude to the fact that the memory fades Extremely quickly after waking up - imagine it like something the universe must actively shroud or erase. It takes a minute or two for it to happen. Enough time for Sans & Papyrus to make some brief notes about the dream (the pages that Sans skips over because “they aren’t important” are pages where he DID manage to write about Reader specifically but… unfortunately, Void-bound beings have Anti-Existence and any mention of them creates something of a vacuum of existence as well, so all the pages of notes that mention the Reader specifically become ‘voids’ of existence. They exist. But you just can’t be actively aware of them.)

However… in dreams… the rules are a little more fuzzy. In dreams you can think of things that haven’t ever happened and will never happen. Things that don’t currently exist. The universe doesn’t *like* it, per-say, if Anti-Existence things enter your mind while sleeping. But it’s allowed. The sleep is easier to disturb and such.

The main reason MC/Reader doesn’t want Sans to remember them in his dream is that it resets the progress they’ve made towards getting out of the Void because Sans/Papyrus make the connection between “oh all these things I have notes about are actually notes about YOU” … so then when they wake up… now all of those vague notes are connected with an Anti-Existence and so too become a vacuum of noticings. They’ve been doing this for ages and are REALLY trying to escape the Void, and its a huge pain in the butt to have all your progress restarted. There’s always a tearful reunion, of course. Because connecting the things kindof opens the floodgates of memories. But it’s “allowed” in the dream-realm where the rules have always been a little wonky.

What’s-Left-Of-Gaster, though… he has been in the Void long enough to have access to the Base Code. He can give a Command Code that overrides the UTMV ‘must erase/hide the things’ protocol. Which is why everyone can suddenly remember without issue once What’s-Left-Of-Gaster shows up in all his boneless, goopy glory and gives the Command Code.

I hope that helps! Thanks so much for asking! This was fun!!!

[mintywolf]

A Long Road Home - Author Notes

Page 32

I don’t give a flying squirrel* about sports but the first panel is giving me thoughts about a southern gothic baseball AU haha. But it would have to be a 1940s A League of Their Own inspired AU to even hold my interest. I don’t want to write one but I would probably read it.

This page has some of my favorite Laudna faces so far, haha. I love her so much. <3 She is described in my character notes (and Remember Us) as having slightly wonky teeth but she’s never had her mouth open in a close enough shot for it to be visible. Imogen finds it very charming.

There were two possible outcomes I considered here (both involving Mage Hand skulduggery on Imogen’s part so Laudna can have a prize).

The first had Laudna trying first and losing. Imogen doesn’t win either, but since the carnival barker on the previous page had (inaccurately, for the time) identified them as a couple and invited Imogen to “win a prize for your girl” she is filled with determination to do just that and so Mage Hands her way to victory and gives her the toy.

In the second version the barker doesn’t say anything particularly shippy because they’re kind of skeptical of Laudna like everyone else. Imogen tries first and loses, Laudna goes next and is about to lose even more badly but Imogen, noting her disappointment, intervenes surreptitiously to make it look like she won it herself. (There was never a scenario in which she did not cheat, haha. Imogen does not play fair.)

Both cute but I decided the second version was truer to their characters. The difference between Imogen outright winning the prize and giving it to Laudna and rigging the game to make her believe she won it herself is subtle but the second scenario lets Imogen let Laudna have a little more control over the situation.

It ended up being a good decision too because now that they’re actually girlfriends the “mistaken for girlfriends” ship tease kind of loses its bite. (Judging by the timestamp from the dm where I was workshopping this with a friend, I wrote the script for this page almost a year ago.)

The cat whisker-looking things, if you’re not super familiar with comic punctuation, are used to denote breath noises like gasping, coughing, laughter, etc. (It’s been used in this on a few pages before.) If there’s no word in between it’s just a breath sound. I was trying to convey that excited hyperventilation Laudna does when she’s really happy. :)

*this is a highly esoteric pun because the local baseball team is the Flying Squirrels.