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Redrew a frame from Avengers Assemble as MCU Stevetony because it was driving me absolutely INSANE
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#IM BACK DRAWING THEM BABEYYY LETS GOOOOOOO#ignore the fact i didnt put in the effort to draw the adaptoid much less mcu-ify him#magic beams instead. yeet#stevetony#stony#superhusbands#mcu stevetony#aa stevetony#avengers assemble#mcu#ironshield#THEMMMMM#theyre my number 1 for ever#OH ALMOST FORGOT#airlocks art
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happy birthday to these two specifically. very specifically. i literally only drew dream and nightmare (or my aus of them,,,,,) today this is the least mttpilled i've been in 500 years. 500 years??? hmmmm reminds me of someone...... other nm oc jumpscare below

melpomene jumpscare. jeez i wonder who that is in his hand,,,,,, and i wonder who drew those other doodles,,,,,,,,, hmmmm,,,,,,
#dream looks SOOOO good in the top one i cant that isnt me who drew that wtf#and nightmare..... as much as i hate you he looks decent too 💀💀💀💀#rare jk fashion au content. i wonder why both of my aus featuring the twins have them together with a good relationship#in jk fashion au the twins are literally eachothers number 1 supporters!!!!!!!#in swapinverse thalia and melpomene are LITERALLY made to match eachother#they were never made to be apart. apple incident what apple incident bro#peep the triglycercule designs for dream and nightmare..... pre and post apple incident.......#eeuavhhhh young nm wearing a head covering and then dream doing the same when hes older with his cape........ the siblings ever..........#alright back to your regularly scheduled murder time trio posting#tricule art#because SOMEONE keeps complaining that i dont tag my art as art (i dont theyre right)#i am not tagging this shit bruh it looks so bad. the dream and nightmare tags dont deserve to be graced by this
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I have Hardly Played Any Mario Games Ever but I'd be lying if I said I didn't lowkey ship luisley now because of you
YUUUUUUUP THATS SKYES POWER IFUCKING GOT YOU LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#skye's ramblings#THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY ILOVE SPREADING THE KNOWLEDGE OF LUIGIS CANON GAY LOVE INTEREST FROM 2003. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME#really though its literally my number 1 comfort ship EVER nothing comes close to these freaks. they cause a chemical imbalance in my brain#it makes me so sad nintendy refuses to bring peasley back they miss eachother soooo much. i;m gona throw uip#freshcupofangst#shrimps squad
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the demons won again
#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#ii paintbrush#lightbrush#i remembrrd that silly little short film about the silly little gay people on my silly little screen#THEYRE SO FUNNY#lb has been pining for years but its like who wouldnt#me when im number 1 lightbrush fan#they nevrr leave my mind. ever.#im so serious i cant stop thinking about them#im cursed. im curse d im cuurseed#painty being like maybe this idiot isnt so bad after all#and then they get married#sorry. its the law :/#JOKE
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i think abt megumi all the time 🥲
#he is in fact number 1 in my jjk top 5#today i am thinking abt him being the sweetest bf ever but its like ... in all the unusual ways#and not at all in ways that anyone else would think are sweet#but theyre sweet bec they're exceptions to things he'd never do idk idk idk idk#like. no one else would think it's sweet that he lets you order instead of him#but he only does that bc he doesn't want to turn his back to u . like . he's not letting u out of his sight lmao#he'd rather save the seat and let you go ahead so he can watch while youre ordering in case ppl try anyth funny#i think at his core megumi is so protective idkidkd hES KINDA CRAZY I SWEAR#i talked so much again#ok thats it for me today.#choso drabble tomorrow maybe hopefully jsbfhaj im sorry so many last minute plans !
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I just pulled the biggest Warlock Big Brain move to finish the final boss fight in the goddamn Starcrossed mission. This was the most aggravating fucking mission I've played in Destiny in years and I could only beat the fucking final boss fight by using big brain warlock skills to wittle away at the boss. Cuz otherwise if I went in there like was intended, I very quickly got curbstomped because of the stupid "enemies are 5 power over you no matter what" bullshit. Took me like, 40 minutes to kill the boss, and it was a very weird way to do it, but I FINALLY did it after getting SO mad and done and I'm actually pretty proud of myself.
The cutscene at the end was worth it tho. I knew it was gonna involve Riven's mate, I just didn't know it would be that...breathtaking. Very cool to see an Ahamkara that actually seemed to be good at heart, protecting those he worked with. There's something so bittersweet about a massive, universe-twisting, manipulating dragon being unlike the rest of Ahamkara kind. Taranis not only protected those he bargained with, he also sacrificed his own life to protect his eggs when his mate became corrupted beyond repair until after death. Just hits hard that seems like the only Ahamkara to not die by the hands of Guardians only didn't because he cared so much about protecting his eggs after essentially losing his mate. Riven was fuckin lucky to find a fellow Ahamkara who had a much better heart than her.
Also, god. It was so cool to see the sketches of them running around, actually acting like wild dragons. It's been basically impossible to see the whole of an Ahamkara in action in game (as far as I've seen) because of how utterly massive they are. So seeing the sketch art of them frolicking was very pretty. Love stuff like that. Some (kinda toxic imo) fans are mad that more and more small cutscenes are made in that style. But they're mainly used for stories being told, memories of a time long gone for the character speaking. They're perfect for that kind of dialogue, and makes it so resources that would have been used for a cutscene like that can be used elsewhere. All while still giving us a visual story with honestly beautiful graphics.
So that exotic mission fuckin SUCKED, but at least the cutscene at the end was just beautiful and breathtaking. A story about the strength of romantic and familial love that I wasn't expecting to get. Very, very well done on bungo's part. I may be biased cuz I tend to be soft for that kind of shit, and cuz the art for this one especially was just beautiful, but yeah. Fuck that mission, but the reward at the end was great.
#so i typed out the part about being a big brain before the cutscene started#then my eyes were glued to the tv for the whole cutscene. and the rest of this post came after#bungie has had some major issues the last couple years. but ill be honest. regardless i have liked most of the story that happened since#witch queen#ive liked most of the destiny 2 story anyway and have been around since before it came out. i dont get the people who only ever wanna shit#on bungo's destiny 2 story#and its so cool to see more and more from d1 lore come out in the game in d2#osiris. saint. ahamkaras. first with riven and now this season with so much more. especially with this stunning cutscene that i will#definitely be watching more#and theres likely much more from d1 lore that was brought to d2 that im forgetting#i just remember the 'o guardian mine' giving me chills when i first read it cuz its such a raw line to me#and now hearing riven actually say it. and other variants on the line. its good shit#the ahamkara have always been lowkey interesting to me. but until this season they were more of an enigma. i love that we get to learn more#about em this season cuz theyre so fascinating. especially this cutscene.#also doesnt help that the last part of the last wish where you run around a bunch and kill riven then transport her heart is the raid ive#done The Most. even if ive only completed the whole raid only once. so im also biased cuz of that#im pretty sure i still have some last wish keys laying around somewhere. or at least i DID#forgot if bungo took em away or not#also i got 1000 voices on my like 2nd run. with some people there having run it a number of times without getting it yet. it was so#hilariously awkward to open that chest. have it drop. a beat as the notif came up for everyone and they processed it. and at least 1 person#was like 'FUCK YOU CHURCH.' lololol sorrryyyyyy. i also got it a second time in front of the same people on a different run and they were#like '....man wtf........' i dont even give a fuck about the exotics i was just doing it for the experience of it all. cuz crimson and#karnsteins are already my mainstays. but i still got it before people who wanted it. oops lolol. destiny rng is Just Great sometimes yaknow#anyway#destiny 2#destiny the game#destiny 2 starcrossed#riven#dragon lady letters
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in a hypothetical pjsk x pokemon au i think wxs should all have oricorios
tsukasa gets the fire one, emu gets the electric one, nene gets the psychic one and rui gets the ghost one
#♡ ~ lovesick ramblings#i like to ponder a pjsk x pkmn au in my head sometimes#these types mostly match up with what trainers each would be except nene#i usually imagine her as water/ice but i believe she'll make this psychic pokemon work#also in case anyone else was curious i think that#tsukasa is fire/flying. emu is electric/fairy. and rui is steel/ghost#i have small reasons for each of these i guess?#water for nene bc shes fishgirl number 1 and ice is like water i guess#fire & flying for kasa because he is so fire. he is so flying. there was an event about this i think /j#also theyre both supereffective against bug types i think he'd like that#emu electric/fairy because she is the worlds most energetic little pink thing ever yk#i dont think i need to explain steel for rui i think we all get it#i guess i just chose ghost bc hes ourple HGSHJS i just like ghost types its one of my fav types#i think he could hypothetically also use bug types bc he would like weird little freaky things and i say this with love#i didnt mean to ramble so much in the tags i just violently remembered my thoughts and had to talk about them#also tsukasa can and should have a rapidash i believe in this with all my heart
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i used to like sb ppl when they were inactive for like several months but i dont anymore bc i feel rly guilty whenever i do it.... like what if they do actually come back and they realize i sbed them and they think i hate them . and they dont want to refollow me bc theyre worried itll be awkward. you know
#i mostly just did it because well 1. i used to rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly freak it abt the numbers like if my numbers werent right it#would freak me out horribly#my followers/following always had to be the same amt i used to make sockpuppets so i could follow my mutuals sideblogs without freaking out.#so id follow myself with my sockpuppets to make the numbers match. all good and normal#ive gotten better abt it now even if i still freak out abt following non mutuals..i dont make sockpuppets anymore at least. it does still#scare me a little bit when theyre uneven but i am trying to learn to accept it#i dont rly care abt follower counts at all JD FJFNF if i did id be in shambles its just one of the things my brain decided to obsess over#but the actual number never rly mattered just as long as it matched. you understand.#also this post sounds so conceited like me imagining them returning to tumblr and being like Nooo wheres connor 😭😭 thats so dumb DJTNFJNG#idt anybody would ever feel like that i dont think im like a staple part of anyones dashboard. but this is okay
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beep boop secret in the tags
#personal#i lowkey have a small crush on a person#not going into anymore detail#but they are not available for several reasons and im like 😭😭#i just wanna move on from my ex bro#all the people i end up liking are unavailable 😭😭#its so hard to find good people these days too#i mean theyre certainly not perfect but they do seem like a genuine person which is like my number 1 priority#and theyre funny#and chill#and attractive i will dare say#although definitely a good amount of unpacked baggage#but who doesnt#sigh but alas it is not an option for me so i must continue forward#i dont even want to have delusions in my head about it bc it feels wrong#but i have had several dreams about it and i wake up like 😳😳 oops wtf was that#i wonder if they think the same#i dont think so but maybe deep down#no i dont think so#UNLESS#lol im jking#UNLESS IM NOT#lol no#but anyway its not going to even be a viable option anyway ANYTIME soon if ever so#its just fun to have a little crush sometimes#especially in this shitty times
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lots of!!! haikyuu fans following me recently thank uu thank uuu thats exciting to me thank uu!!!!
#my number 1 show ever!!!#i think this will convince me 2 draw mroe of them ...#theyre so teenage boy that idk how to portray them right but i .. think i can#rambling
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
#'oh i was so stressed in the moment' thats what theyre counting on PLEASE dont do this you will lose so much money#sometimes money you dont even have#do you know how much overdraft your bank account comes with?#sometimes the answer is 15k fucking euros
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If you like Lear fan content, you should look at the blog ask-characters. They have asks open for Lear and have done a lot of posts for him!
Maybe I should! It'll definitely be a fun scroll to check out what they've posted prior! Thank you for making me aware of this blog :)
#i really do love lear hes like. genuinely one of my favorite characters ever.#i am like. secretly hoping for him to become mainline eventually. and by that i mean not forever condemned to a mobile gacha game#im really sad more people dont know about him. i feel like hed be quite well liked if people did know#or maybe my judgement is just being clouded by the fact that the exact same scenario that took place with Lear happened with ANOTHER-#-character previously who ended up becoming one of my favorites and is also pretty well liked.#the scenario in question being start game/show-dislike character bc theyre mean-get shown why theyre like that-absolutely love the character#gosh im so sorry for rambling in the tags 😭😭😭 i just didnt want to clog the main post with irrelevant ramblings. anyways#i love lear! 10/10 my favorite pokemas character and maybe one of if not the number 1 of my favorite pokemon characters of all time
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also ive veen thinking abt my ocs..na bunch of names came to me as if they were a vision from god
#iiii never talk abt my ocs and these guys r recent but they also have more story than my bff avarice. avtually i was thinking abt avarice#the other day... i think her sand sanctity Will be in the same universe. bc i think its funn and i thought a lot abt sanctitys pact.#with her dog so yes ..#and of course the newest ocs r millie qnd connie but theyre rly rly rly both just self jnserts and their story is actually very upsetting#2 me bc again. literally just 1 big traumadump LOLLL but. they also have the most fleshed out storyline so... yes#basically i cant think abt millie and connie too hard bc it makes ne dissociate but theyre fun 2 think abt when im already#dissociated. so yes...#umm yas. BLAST!#oh but anyways the ocs this was abt is the vampire universe ones... again idy ive ever posted abt them#and i did decide i do want to gave the twin vampire and Yes her story is basically just helena but. look. im nothing if not helenas number#one fan. idt shes ever done anything wrong and if she did they deserved it.
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#went to a party last saturday and met so many lovely people#and THE prettiest guy ever like 100% my type ive never met a guy thats my type#but i was rolling like crazy and didnt manage to holdn a conversation with anyone 😭😭#my friend exchanged numbers with him tho and i did with his friends and im hoping im meeting them at a similar event in 2 weeks#i just wanna have one (1) conversation with him!!!!! 😭😭😭😩#pls everyone manifest with and for me ok this is the only thing i want rn in life otherwise im content#i did ask all of them if theyre staying here during the summer and they said yes so i dont see why they should NOT be there….#pray for me
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Wicked Gelphie fans, i need you guys so badly to know how well Elphaba/Glinda are "good timeline"d "history doesnt repeat, it rhymes"-ified by Dorothy/Princess Ozma in Baum's original Oz book series. like. Dorothy/Ozma get everything; theyre the sweet, intimate friends-to-"??? are they a couple?"-ified political power-sapphic-duo that Gelphie would have wanted to be. like??
if you merge canons, fam... Wicked-Glinda must be struggling, seeing Dorothy/Ozma be everything she and Elphaba could have been.... omfg... the angst potential, the envy of watching a couple of sapphic childhood sweethearts get everything they were denied, fulfill Glinda and Elphie's dreams, and seemingly so easily too...
(also!! they even CAN look like a kid-Glinda and kid-Elphaba! there's canon to justify that kind of appearance paralleling!!)
faq below if you want more context
edit, psa: i did read these books from like.. the ages of 10 to like 14 or so, maybe as young as 8? idk, i dont remember. anyway. its been a decade since i picked them back up. and i didnt think this would gain as much traction as it has been after 100+ notes in less than 24 hours. uh. so. take my chronic memory loss-addled summarization with a grain of salt?? like? i just wrote this post so i didnt have to re-vent (agAIN) to my friends about how much i fucking love Dorothy/Ozma, period, much less in parallel to Gelphie. so. enjoy, carry on, and whatnot lmao
1️⃣: there's Oz books? plural???
yes, Baum wrote 14 books about Oz, actually. also, he wrote them under the appointment of "the royal historian of Oz" instead of "author", so there's other "official" Oz books by other "royal historians of Oz"
Baum wrote so much bc (he needed money, yes, but also:) kids would send him questions in fan-mail, and he would proceed to answer them via new novels. so he never planned to make more Oz books, he just (wasnt good with money and also) was routinely inspired by the kids who wrote to him and would write the stuff they wanted to learn about Oz and whatnot
2️⃣: does Dorothy go back to Oz? wasn't it all a dream for her??
yeah, Dorothy returns to Oz a lot in the books, she eventually even moves to live there permanently. bc, in the book series, it's a real place
only in the 1939 film was Oz ever a dream
3️⃣: how does Dorothy look like Glinda OR Elphaba?? what are you talking about?
okay so, "The Wizard of Oz" has an illustrator, W. W. Denslow. in the book, Dorothy is confirmed to be wearing a blue-white gingham dress (she changes outfits tho, she doesnt always wear the same dress all 14 books like she's some cartoon character); but im pretty sure her hair was all Denslow(? i could be remembering wrong. p sure im not tho??). this is what the 1939 movie based her appearance off of. so i can see why youd go "she doesnt look like Glinda or Elphaba"



BUT Denslow and Baum started feuding. so for the rest of the Oz books that Baum wrote, he had a different illustrator by the name of John R. Neil
and Neil decided to give Dorothy for every one of the books he illustrated (so, 13 of Baum's books to Denslow's 1 book of Baum's) a cute lil blonde bob, making her look like what i assume blonde-Glinda looked like as a child. i think she'd approve lol





so!! Dorothy very much looks like a trendy little Glinda, with her cute blonde bob, her fashionable drop-waist dress, and bows for most of the Baum series, actually!
(also, Neil had a preference for dressing Dorothy in this red and polka-dot number, but, again, she does wear other outfits)
(lmao also look at Tin-Man and Scarecrow with blonde-Dorothy, they look like her two gay dads encouraging her to just go be herself at school?? i love them)
(also, if you see "Eloise At The Plaza"-energy in this Dorothy design, im right there with you lol)
4️⃣: who is Ozma??
she's the Princess of Oz. she eventually appears in the second book of the series. she rules Oz after the Wizard
she's actually a really interesting transwoman allegory too. (spoilers for a book from the early 1900s?) she was born a little girl named Ozma, but has a spell put on her as a baby to be genderbent and was socially raised as a little boy under a different name, and she later realizes who she truly is: a girl. she finds the transformation scary, as she returns to her girl-form she always truly was, but she feels better and more herself now that she is Ozma again. i dont think L. Frank Baum intentionally wrote her to be a trans allegory, but you can very obviously see why our trans elders fucking LOVED Ozma back in the early 1900s
also, she has a similar "sir, you fucked up" relationship with the Wizard as Elphaba*. and, also like Elphaba, Ozma politically tries to make things in Oz better (just.. unlike Elphaba, Ozma has the power and support to do just that p much asap)
* (edit for contextual clarification on how the Wizard fucked up: the Wizard fucked up with Ozma because he is ultimately and p directly the reason why she was genderbent/hidden. he deposed of her family and sent her away. Baum decided later on to backtrack a little bit on this(?) because he wanted to bring back the Wizard and, in order for Baum to do that, has to try to not make him SO terribly horrible??? so like. Ozma does end up forgiving him and tolerates him amd he's nicer, later on, within the books. but i doubt any modern adaptation of the books would follow that, personally. even as a kid, i went "bullshit" and headcanoned that Ozma fucking hated the guy and, at best, MAYBE tolerated him for Dorothy, but overall did not like him for justifiable reasons! i think the direction society seems to have taken the Wizard is interesting, and i wouldnt be surprised if there was at least one future adaptation that made him The Bad Guy in a very Rumplestiltskin in the Once Upon A Time TV show kind of way. but like. in the books, they do END UP getting along. i just forever disagree with Baum on that lol i think the Wizard fucked up, and in book 2 of the series (the one where Ozma is, y'know, introduced), it is obvious the Wizard FUCKED UP. but yeah. also, Ozma does get her dad back. her mom was kind of never in the picture to begin with, specifically in a Ponyo's Mom kind of way, like, she made Oz and then left it for her husband and kid to rule, so. yeah. im getting off track. my point is the Wizard did a full-on coup on her family and then banished her and genderbent her so no one would recognize that she had claim to the throne he was sitting on!! he fucked up! so, like, i personally hc that Elphaba founded the "i hate the Wizard" club to which everyone slowly joined, like Fieyro and etc, and Ozma is their youngest member. the Wizard did both Elphie and Ozma so dirty, omfg)
it also should be mentioned, Ozma in NBC's "Emerald City" was casted as Black (her actress being Jordan Loughran). so, though Ozma does not have green skin (but also? neither did the Wicked Witch of the West in the books, she wasn't green there. that was a 1939 film decision to make her green. so! Ozma could be green!! why not!), but she does have Black features to theoretically remind Glinda of Cynthia Eviro's Elphaba when you consider that casting. or, if you prefer a Jewish!Elphaba casting, a'la Idina Menzel's Elphaba, i think Ozma's book design works well to interpretively parallel those features too. or both, if you like the sound of a Black-Jewish Elphaba and Ozma paralleling lol
(edit, because i thought i mentioned this but? no?? i didnt?? i must have misclicked or something to have deleted the paragraph. im so sorry, here you go:) also, when Ozma was a boy, she was basically enslaved to her jailor of a caretaker. which one could interpret as "oh, a Cinderella story!", sure. but, with a Black Ozma, it does read as an intergenerational grief-formed power-fantasy that is both empowering and poignant for Ozma to have ran away from her enslavement and gone on to become a princess afterwards. to any Black folks who may be going "is this going to trigger me?" about Ozma having been a child-slave, i remind you that Baum wrote this intentionally for children, so, no, the books do not sit in the trauma and horror of enslavement, but whether or not it would trigger you yourself is up to your discretion. i will say, Baum did NOT write the American Girls' Addy of his time (context: a children's book about a child-slave that does go into the horrors, some, though in a kid-friendly way) or Louis Sachar's Holes (i asssume i dont have explain Holes since its movie was such a hit), i remember it as even more kid-friendly than either of those also-children's books, so i would assume most people would be fine? but you are responsible for your own mental well-being, i urge you to confirm if it is fine for yourself however you need to do that. but, yes, you can use this backstory as further evidence for your Ozma being Black, of course! you can have Ozma be Black regardless, but if you want this as further evidence, go ahead! and also, it does parallel Ozma to Elphaba in the sense that Elphaba's family mistreats Elphaba! (i will, regardless of if you prefer a Jewish and/or Black Elphaba, add that doing so is also a nice "fuck you" to Baum in how, being a white man of the late 1800s and early 1900s, did end up throwing in racist and/or antisemitic caricatures here and there within his 14 books, unfortunately. i, an Indigenous American, remember as a child still immensely enjoying Oz despite Baum being racist towards Native Americans. if youre curious on the egregious level of it all and if the story could still be enjoyable, id say it's in the realm of Peter Pan, Willy Wonka, and Matilda of "wow. that is shitty. im going to pretend this thing i love is good instead via cognitive dissonance")
regardless, in John R Neil's illustrations, Ozma does have black hair, so that too coincides with modern understandings of Elphaba






(there is also her appearance in Disney's "Return to Oz", performed by Emma Ridley, where she is blonde. but, though i love that spooky movie, that's neither here nor there. as far as im aware, only in that movie has Ozma not had black hair)
anyway, she rules Oz; and by book 3, becomes really close friends with Dorothy. they're not a canon couple, not anymore than Gelphie is, but they are such close and affectionate friends that they are so easy to ship as childhood sweethearts (so, no, there is no moment of 🎶loathing🎶, but i find that sweetness makes them an angstier parallel for Glinda to watch over, personally lol)
like here's some illustrations from the books of them just being two "gal pals". no wonder our queer elders shipped them lmao and this isn't even all of their illustrations together, this is just the first spurts that google shot out at me lmao



also??? this is them with book-Glinda. not only do they look absolutely darling, also, yes, Dorothy becomes a princess, because Ozma said so. they co-rule Oz together. they are just too sweet, fam, i love these two little childhood sweethearts, i choose to see Dorothy's princess-ship as the same as two kids promising to marry one another when they grow up. this is so cute



and can you imagine Wicked-Glinda? looking down at these two, seeing what could have between herself and Elphaba had things turned out different??? im making myself sad
(also "Book of Glinda" is so wild. both in terms of "...Baum, how do you not see this as queer?" like with one example being like "Baum, you put that Glinda has 100s of single women at her beck and call in her palace, this is so easy to see as sapphic, sir"... and then, over here, we have John R Neil repeatedly reading "gave a platonic, innocent kiss" and going "okay, so, uh, making out? i dont do platonic kissing" lmao anYWAAAAYYYY, THAT'S NOT RELEVANT HERE)
🌟5️⃣ bonus:
so, you might have a few follow-up questions. like, what is "Elphaba" like in the books? what does she look like?
well, she's really only in the first book. she's one-note, evil, dies. she's not green-skinned, and she isn't given any sort of name. she is only called "the Wicked Witch of the West", that's it, she is not Elphaba
however, i will mention the Wicked Witch of the West, in the books, is a fashion disaster and i want to see her look used as evidence that "yes, goth-Elphaba and dark-academia-Elphaba are 10/10, but also?? kitschy grandma-core knitwear-Elphaba × her fashionably Barbie pink girlfriend". i'd love to see art of that. i'm just saying


also?? this isn't related to her at all but guess what
Scarecrow/Tin-Man was like THE ship for our queer elders. they are so emotionally intimate, they live together, it's great, look at these pictures of them being absolute bros (can you see why they were shipped so hard)


i bring this up, bc you could argue Fieyro/Boq if you merge canons to make your own narrative and whatnot. guess Fieryo and Boq kinda had their own mirrored 🎶loathing🎶 period under that framing lmao
or, if you hate Boq, youll probably love the Tin-Man's angsty "ship of Theseus"-like backstory as the once-Nick Chopper(: his human name, pre-tin-ification) that is in the books
so! enjoy that knowledge!! theyre super cute in the books, i love them. again, not a canon ship, but still beloved by our elder queers, just like Ozma and Dorothy
i hope it makes even more sense now why our queer elders used the phrase "Are you a friend of Dorothy?" as code to see if someone else was queer, not even taking into account the 1939 movie or Judy Garland's relationship with the queer community
anyway, albeit this is all the basics generalized, that should be everything
but yeah!! Ozma and Dorothy reminding Glinda of what could have been, of what she lost, being the sweeter "next generation" version of Gelphie?? tugs so hard at my heartstrings
but yeah, do whatever you want with Gelphie, Fieryo, and Part 2. im just saying. the angst potential of being envious and living vicariously through someone and seeing other people get the happy ending you were denied?? is right there lol
(edit: this awesome video by Kaz Rowe JUST came out if you want to hear more about the Oz book series, its queerness, its author, its GLARING PROBLEMS including but not limited to instances of racism, and so on and so forth. Kaz Rowe is a fantastic video-essayist, so i hope you watch the video and enjoy their hard-polished craftsmanship)
#wicked#gelphie#glinda#Elphaba#glinda x elphaba#wicked glinda#ariana grande glinda#glinda the good witch#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#cynthia eviro elphaba#the wicked witch of the west#wicked witch of the west#wicked witch#dorothy gale#the wizard of oz#wizard of oz#princess ozma#ozma
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I've been thinking more about a Jayce joins the commune but the commune is just weird, not evil, AU and it gets funnier every time.
In this universe, pretty much all the adults are super into Viktor (save for the ones who could care less about the romantic/sexual drama of it all, they just want to grow their peaches and get healthcare) and are downright pissed Jayce came in and was like. Yeah sorry. I stole y'all's man. Oops! (He isn't sorry)
Salo is the number 1 Jayce hater. He'd been trying (and failing) to get into Viktor's pants for years, even before Jayce came on the scene with Hextech, and when he thought he finally had a chance he came back even hotter and clingier than ever and Viktor ate it up.
Huck, second in command (third or fourth depending on what they think of Sky and Jayce's role in the commune) is so tired. He finally has purpose and everyone is infighting about the Herald's man. He's trying to keep them on track. (It's not working lmao).
EVERYONE knows when Vik and Jayce are getting it on. Not because Viktor tells them via mind-hive, but because his presence is suddenly gone. Salo gets even angrier.
Vander, resident sane wolf-man, is very unamused by all this. He has to deal with being a wolf, he shouldn't have to deal with the fact his neighbors want to bone the landlord and can't cause the smelly man with a beard and giant butterfly hammer is.
It's even worse that Jayce is good at everything. He sketches photos of the Herald that even their best artist is jealous of. He helps grow the plants in the greenhouse. Jayce sets up trades with the firelights. Jayce gets to touch the herald and no one else can.
Viktor is doing Yoga outside his home and sometimes people stop and watch, only for Jayce to come back from an early blacksmithing job and start yoga with Viktor, blocking their view. Did he do it on purpose? They don't know. (He did).
They're also so confused because he's the one member (besides the pink-haired girl and her blue-haired sisters who visit and chill with Vander) who isn't a part of their hivemind.
Also in my mind, he and Jayce are equals here. Jayce is in charge of defense and casual activities, blacksmithing, Viktor is the healer and ya know. deity. But they work best as partners and now everyone has to deal with the fact the guy they all hate for taking their herald is also in charge, in a way.
(He teaches them better was to make homes in the blacksmithing area and theyre all mad cause he's right)
#poor sky is their resident therapist#shes like their hivemind secret leader since Vik is busy now#Salo spots Viktor sitting in Jayce's lap and them cuddling while talking and he rants about it for days#everyone is like can we vote him out of the hivemind? please?#meanwhile hes sending his next complaints to sky about it and shes like dude i get it i was in your place once#it will not work out he does not have eyes for anyone but Jayce its better you know now before you die for him#at least he helped my dreams here and appreciates me now but boyyyyy did i read our relationship wrong lmao#poor sky <3 maybe she can be in charge of the hivemind while Viktor starts the eat of his eat pray love tour of zaun#anyways this kind of commune jayce lives in my head rent free#where its not him trying to escape or become one with the hivemind#but one where sex and love basically stop the glorious evolution and he stays cause its helping now#anyways#commune jayce#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane headcanons#arcane
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