#theysharethat28

[hlficlibrary]

hiii how are you?

do you have any witch H / vampire L recs, or witch H / witch L ? somehow, just after october i‘m really in the mood for those hahaha

idk if you already did a rec list on those, sorry if you have!

thaaanks (: <3

Hi! You're very welcome! I've done some vampire recs, but not specifically witch/vampire pairing fics or witch/witch fics ! So here are some fics that fit what you're looking for...

the school of extraordinary lovers by @stylinsoncity

"We keep telling the other, I love you and I love you, and we do, though we both know where the knives are." - Laura Van Prooyen

harry is a third-year witch and violinist at Laitswold, the only magical academy in the UK, with dreams of taking on the world, and hopefully breaking the centuries-old curse on his family while he's at it. he does not dream of facing off against his childhood rival and duet partner, but louis is back in town after six years abroad, so that's exactly what happens.

Nocturnal Creatures Are Not So Prudent by patdkitten / @babyarcanacasey

Louis spins a finger in midair, like he’s indicating someone to turn around, staring pointedly at Liam as the faucet turns itself on and the can rinses itself in the sink behind him. Liam, moon burn him, doesn't rise to the bait, choosing instead to lean back on his stool and wrapping his hands around his own mug.

“Anyway, like I was saying and that you were ignoring, there's this new club near my school and I want you to go with me. Could do you some good, getting out once in awhile.”

Louis is a white witch with a little black cat named Hemlock and a best human friend Liam (they're a lot like Samantha Stephens and Louise Tate). When he's dragged out to a new club Liam's heard about from a friend and classmate, Louis comes face to face with that which witches do not touch: a charming vampire by the name of Harry.

domestic monsters (series) by g_uttertrash / @g-uttertrash

Harry is a witch from a long line of power, an ancient line that’s one of the strongest left alive in their hemisphere. He can cast spells without a word if need be, fly on a broomstick, and has a black cat (a kitten, really) named Felix that is his animal familiar. He can shape galaxies in his cupped hands and can destroy them just as easily. He can choose exactly how to use his power, for encouragement and support, or for more nefarious causes if he wishes to.

And as fate would have it, he’s scared of haunted houses.

(Harry is a witch who carries around a stuffed pumpkin, Louis is a vampire with too much time on his hands, and their best mates Zayn & Niall aren't exactly what they seem...)

Wish You to Ashes by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

There in the middle of the candle triangle on Harry’s dining table, is the source of all Harry’s turmoil. His ex, Louis Tomlinson, in all his glory. Literally.

Louis is sat on his bum looking confused, not a stitch of clothing on him. It takes him a few beats to comprehend what’s going on as well, and when he does he attempts to cover his crotch with his hands.

”Harry?” He glances around the kitchen then. “What the fuck?”

Harry shrugs, a bit helplessly. “I don’t know. I was trying to banish you, not summon you.”

Louis narrows his eyes. “Banish me, really? Very mature Harry.”

(Or the one where witch Harry is heartbroken, and resorts to a risky spell to rid him of his ex. It doesn’t exactly go as planned).

[violetganache42]

somehow had to think of you in prague hahahaha

QUACK 😂

In all seriousness, an entire rubber duck store? That is insane and I love it! lol

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

what's your go to comfort food?

Your dad's sweet sweet ass

[allwaswell16]

OH MY GOD YOU GET NEW GLASSES EVERY YEAR WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION CHANGE??

tell me whooooo your extra insurance is i'm begging you lmao

🫣😅 I do…my husband works for an insurance company. They insure companies so not like for individual people. But anyway, they seem to have their own vision coverage?? The card just has their name on it?? so it’s not like through another company. For someone married to someone in insurance, I know almost nothing about it whoops 😬 His insurance coverage is the main reason he’s worked there so long though. Our kids have had a lot of medical needs over the years.

[lululawrence]

hiii omg thank you so much for your card!!

i was so confused haha bc i kinda forgot about the form and it came just late for my birthday lol

but it made me really happy hehe :D :)

this absolutely made my day <3

bahaha HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY holiday card!!! lolol i'm so glad it arrived and at a good time to help celebrate both your birthday and the holiday season hehe all the hugs!!

[romanoffshouse]

hiii omg i absolutely love your header *-*

i adooore natasha and yelena is so savage omg

heh oopsie, a little fangirl moment sorreh

Hii, sorry for my late reply. I've just seen it now. Thank you! I love your header too! I absolutely love 1D 💗

[haztobegood]

hey there :)

i was wondering if you had like a masterpost for all your fics? or is there one specific tag where i can find all of them? ykwim😅

thanks!

Hi!! I do have a tag that I use, it’s haztobegood writes fic 💜

[enchantedlandcoffee]

@theysharethat28 i see how it is 🤨

game on

[joellookforthelight]

List 5 songs you like to listen to, then publish this and send this ask to the last 5 people in your notifs🎶

That’s a really tricky question. I like so many different songs. My top 5 right now would be:

1. Cut Me Off - Blink 182

2. Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

3. The Spins - Mac Miller

4. Remember - Liam Payne

5. Live While We‘re Young - One Direction

@wowthatsextra @theysharethat28 @rose-with-few-thorns @myownwholewildworld @pattwtf

[1dfilmfest]

🍿1D Film Fest Beta-Reader and Brit-Picker Masterpost 🍿

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📝 Beta-Readers 📝

Sarah

Twitter: Sarah_E28 Enjoys Beta-Reading: Anything really 🥰 I've only read main character with Larry with sides of Ziam/Ziall/etc. Haven't read Alpha!Harry or Omega!Louis before, though, usually the other way round. Will Not Beta-Read: N/A.

Noah

Pronouns: He/They Tumblr: @super--noah Discord: SuperNoah Enjoys Beta-Reading: I'm open to anything in terms of topics and tropes, but I prefer beta-reading long fics or chaptered fics Will Not Beta-Read: Again I'm good with anything, but short fics and ficlets Note: Will not be available until after Christmas

🖊️ Brit-Pickers 🖊️

Noah

Pronouns: He/They Tumblr: @super--noah Discord: SuperNoah Enjoys Brit-Picking: I'm open to anything in terms of topics and tropes, but I prefer beta-reading long fics or chaptered fics Will Not Brit-Pick: Again I'm good with anything, but short fics and ficlets Note: Will not be available until after Christmas

Mari

Pronouns: She/Her Tumblr: @theysharethat28 Twitter: theysharethat28 Enjoys Brit-Picking: Friends-to-lovers, strangers-to-lovers, omegaverse, enemies-to-lovers Will Not Brit-Pick: non-con, rape, watersports, dddne

[hlficlibrary]

Do you have any fic recs for like "Wrong Number" type of fics?

Hi! Here are some fics that fit what you're looking for...

If Tomorrow Never Comes (We Had Last Night) by  @fallinglikethis , Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings

Louis accepts the call without bothering to look at the caller ID. Only Zayn would be a big enough asshole to call him at two in the morning. This fucking better be important.   “This fucking better be important,” Louis greets.

On the other end of the line comes a soft giggle. “Li, you don’t usually curse. I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I like it.”

 Yeah, that’s not Zayn. Louis sighs, his anger melting into resignation when he realizes that it’s some poor bastard probably drunk dialing his ex or something. “Sorry, mate. Think you’ve got the wrong number.”

 Based on this Tumblr prompt: "Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au"

Take Our Bodies Higher by @littlelouishiccups

Harry wasn’t often caught off guard at his job anymore. He called different men Sir, Master, or Daddy for work almost every week, but he’d never been told he was a good boy in a voice quite like that.

In which Harry is a phone sex operator and Louis dials a wrong number.

pink skin by @jaerie

“Yes well, do you have an appointment-available-for-anal-bleaching,” he rushed the last part out, the words blending together in a nervous string. Louis paused for a moment before bursting into laughter that made tears collect at the corner of his eyes.

“Is this a joke?” he asked through his laughter, “Did Niall put you up to this?” He was nearly doubled over on the couch, that certainly was original.

“Um…” his laughter cut off abruptly when the voice on the other end seemed serious. “Isn’t this Adeeva spa…?”

“Oh god, no, I’m sorry for laughing. I think you have the wrong number mate.”

Or Harry is a camboy trying out something new and Louis ends up on the other end of the line

[violetganache42]

NO FUCKING WAY

i just went through your "bio" and started at the end (dont ask) and was like oh yeah same i'm bisexual, oh funny also a sagittarius, oh cool a she/her- WAIT A SECOND MY BD'S ALSO DEC9th 😂😭

HOLY CRAP. 😂 WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

THIS IS LEGIT ME RN:

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

the other day i was literally thinking about how often you update your masterpost and yep there's the notif for that lol

I'm so bad at it 😭

[dionysian-chronicles]

I FOUND A BETA READER!!!!:DDDDD

AMAZING @theysharethat28 OFFERED TO PROOF READ OMFG

again ty so muchhhhhh

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

@spineless-lobster @theysharethat28 you guys w me all of the time

[enchantedlandcoffee]

NOW WHAT IS AN EVIL BOOP? what did you dooo??

and how

On desktop, hold the boop button until it spins front and back three times and it should work??