#things I said

[xaeyrnofnbe]

new period poll but i remembered to change the duration this time

once again, don’t want any terfs touching this. also: doing this a second time bc a lot of people found the old one after it was done (i forgot to change the duration from day to week. this new one will last a week)

[onehappyboo]

[amcurrentlyslaying]

Charlie Kelly is like if a hamster was a person

[teababe27]

Category 1: Vampires and werewolves, and other supernatural creatures. Category 2: Religious imagery, sometimes/often combined with Category 1. Category 3: Horny. Often mixed with Category 2. There is a miscellaneous Category 4, about things that don't quite fit elsewhere, but that doesn't come up as often. So, pretty much any combination of the first 3 categories.

Me, to my boyfriend a few days ago, describing/talking about Powerwolf songs

[rookfeathered]

I saw a ukulele with a bug on it yesterday for $75 and I have never been so mad to be broke

[feministskeptic]

??????

[ur-dad-satan]

Here's a bunch of quotes I have said before on ✨Wattpad✨

Muscular man tiddies >>>>>>>>>>>>>

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I got 3 strikes on my Instagram and now daddy Zuckerberg won't let me use "branded content tools" boo hoo my DrEaMs of becoming a famous iNsTaGrAm InFlUeNcEr are ruined lmao

wHo WiLl EvEr WaNt To WoRk WiTh Me NoW?!?!1?

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I'm being bullied by a straight man. This is so mean

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Scarlett Overkill from the Minions movie gives me gender envy

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How can I get a cute femboy to fall in love with me? I wanna put him in pretty skirts and wear matching outfits and stuff??

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I want DJ Music Man so bad

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Sis is so quick to pull a "*dramatic GASP* Patrick... Is a HOMOSEXUAL!! AND HE'S ON VENICE!! WITH myhusband. What? MY HUSBAND IS NOT A GAY!! HE just hasafewtendencies sometimes..."

H O W

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HE REALLY JUST SAID "I KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY THOSE HOMOSEXUALS AND MY MAN ISN'T ONE OF THEM. STOP BEING DELUSIONAL!!" LMFAOOOOO

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I can only count to 4! I can only count to 4!! I can only count to FOURRRRRRR!!!!!

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Funtime Foxy and Funtime Freddy give me gender envy

[sympathetic-deception]

Logan, drunk [glasses, have fallen to the ground]: I've lost my vision!

[nyxx-shade13]

✨Shit I have said with No context✨

"Going to commit war crimes in a craft store!"

"The Trash bags gaslit me..."

"He's obviously a Homosectional...I mean Homosexual."

"I need more paint fumes for this"

"I don't care if he's a 'good man', he gets the oil treatment."

"Embrace the Floridian Gothic Crack Whore!"

"He has the Sluttiest waist known to man!"

"I need more paint fumes..."

"✨METHALYNE GLYCOL!!✨"

[trasho-pando2011]

Damn, people are down bad for roadhog... and honestly, me too- *bottle almost falls* okay... god did not like the fact I said I'm down bad for roadhog

[xaeyrnofnbe]

yeah you could call me a gamer

[onehappyboo]

Anybody else who headcanons that Revali gave Link his paraglider sad that it no longer has the rito symbol or just me

[amcurrentlyslaying]

I think bloodlust should be considered an emotion, an actual one. Not a mere feeling, not a mere sensation, something that growls from your insides and with a snap can make you hungry for everything that there’s to be hungry for. Thirst for violence and blood, hunger for sex and food, if you can consider metaphorically tearing someone apart with your teeth food for the soul, that is. You desire violence, even better if aggressive violence, with the same lust as you desire carnality, so why not unite the two?

[savethesemester]

[06/10/2022]

It´s been a while but it´s been very busy, so here´s a photodump.

1. Thank you card for my thesis coach, obviously with a pun. (Also he has it on his nightstand, it´s so cute haha)

2. Exploring new running tracks

3. In my 2nd week of PhD (I think), I got stung by a European hornet lmao, and even almost twice. It hurt a bit the first day, a bit similar like having alcohol/acid/... on open wounds I guess, so quite annoying but I survived haha, second day it itched a bit

4. Cool mushroom in the forest when on weekend with the youth band

5. Theme of that weekend was nostalgia so we brought macrame and scoubidou :D

6. Retrying a vegetarian dish I had a few years ago to see if it really was as good as I remembered (it was)

And then also: started PhD, so very busy, I also already got a master student who is smart and enthousiastic so that´s really good but it takes up extra time and gives extra stress, but I´m managing! It is very interesting though, and the PI is a really nice guy.

And finally: I asked someone out for the first time in my life, and we´ve been seeing each other a few times now mainly as friends, we´re taking it slowly which is needed for both of us, but at the moment they are not opposed to the thought of us dating! So very exciting times, whatever we end up becoming ^^

[rookfeathered]

Reminder that I have a face

[themazzt]

the shit i say

(read bottom to top for these blocky ones)