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watchmegetobsessed · 3 years

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MOST LIKELY TO

a/n: i’ve had this sitting in my writing doc for a while now and i figured why not just post it?! so here are two costars in love, bullied by their friends lmao

pairing: Sebastian Stan X Co-star!Reader

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You’ve been sitting in that chair for hours with very short breaks, interviewers coming and going, questions bombarding you all day, but you’ve managed to keep a genuine smile plastered across your face no matter how tired, hungry, thirsty or annoyed you felt throughout the day. Sitting on your right is Tom and Benedict, while on your left is Sebastian, behind you the poster of Infinity War is shown, a picture you’ve memorized to the smallest details by this time probably since the promo tour has kicked off a few days ago. It’s been endless red carpet events, screenings, meet and greets and interviews since half of the world has been dying to see the third Avengers movie, the third movie you’ve been part of as Silver Sable, the previous two being Captain America: Civil War and Spider-Man Homecoming.

Glancing to the young boy next to you he catches your gaze and narrows his eyes at you.

“What? Did I say something I wasn’t supposed to?” Tom questions, turning his head to look at Benedict on his other side. The three of you have been kind of babysitting him, trying to keep him from spoiling anything from the movie.

“Chill, you’ve been doing good,” you chuckle as you reach for your water bottle, but notice that it’s empty. You’re just about to hop off the chair and get yourself another one when Sebastian hands you one.

“Here,” he smiles softly as you sit back.

“Thanks,” you smile back, your fingers brushing against his when you grab the bottle from him.

Working with a handful of the most handsome men in the industry, it was kind of inevitable for you to develop a crush on someone sooner or later and after working on two movies together, you found yourself having feelings for Sebastian that are definitely more than just friendly.

Your first appearance was in Civil War at the airport scene where you fought in Team Cap and you had a fight scene with him and Tom. Thinking back that was the start of the two of you growing closer during practices and filming. He was such an easy person to work with, always looking out for you during the scenes. Your costume included a massive hair transformation that gave you long, thick silver locks that reached down to your waist. It looks badass, but in a fight scene it could be a pain in the ass, always getting caught somewhere or blinding you between moves. Every time your locks got tangled in his knives or in Tom’s costume, Sebastian was the first one to help you out, freeing you right away, cracking a joke about it.

It didn’t take long for a strong friendship to form between the two of you, having lunch together, meeting up outside of set. Returning to working with him on Infinity War got you excited like a little kid on Christmas, because reading the bits of the script, you saw that you’d have plenty of scenes together with him. And now you are spending quite some time together during promo, wishing these weeks would never end.

After you’re done with hydrating, you reach behind your neck, fixing your necklaces because you could feel that they got tangled in your hair. Just as you thought, a few strands are caught in the lock of your jewelry, so you try to untangle them blindly when Sebastian reaches out to help you.

“Let me do it,” he smiles as you nod, lifting your hair up so he has excess to the situation at the back of your neck. You feel his fingers softly work on your hair and he is probably being extra careful not to pull on your strands as he fixes it all. “At this point I should be your hair stylist,” he smirks once it’s all done and you sit back chuckling.

“You really do work a lot on my hair,” you nod, feeling a little fluttered when he reaches over to you, and tugs a loose strand behind your ear.

“Have I told you how beautiful you look today, by the way?” he asks clearing his throat.

“Like a hundred times, yes,” Tom chimes in before you could answer and glancing over at the boy you see him wiggling his eyebrows at the two of you, making you even more nervous in the situation. “Benedict, do you think these two will ever stop flirting and actually go on a date?”

“Hey! We’re sitting right here!” you protest, feeling your cheeks burning as you avoid looking at Sebastian.

“Oh, we know that,” Benedict nods smiling at you from Tom’s other side. “But you two are so oblivious about each other, we thought you wouldn’t notice that we’re talking about you.”

Tom starts laughing hysterically, enjoying that for a change, it’s not him that’s getting joked about. You shoot them both a deathly glare, feeling Sebastian’s gaze on you, and luckily, you don’t have to face him, because the next interviewer arrives, introducing herself to you all before taking her place in front of you.

The questions help you forget about the comments Tom and Benedict made about you and Sebastian, but you can still feel his eyes lingering on you a lot more often and longer than before.

What is he thinking about? Is he feeling uncomfortable being teased because of you? Is what Benedict said true? Are you really that oblivious?

Your trail of thoughts breaks when the interviewer asks you to play a game of Who Is Most Likely To.

“Who is most likely to spoil something about a movie?” comes the first question and you all turn towards the boy on your right.

“You did me really dirty with this one,” he chuckles shaking his head.

“It’s not her fault you can’t keep your mouth shut,” you scoff and Tom narrows his eyes at you, but he can’t hide his smirk. He knows he’ll never be able to clear his name after everything he did.

“Alright, who is most likely to make you laugh during a scene?”

“Mark,” Sebastian answers first. “Mark Ruffalo, because he never knows his lines,” he chuckles and just the sound of it makes you smile.

“Yeah, that’s valid,” Benedict nods and you do the same agreeing while you’re fidgeting with your rings on your fingers, taking them off and sliding them back on nervously.

“Who is most likely to take home a dog they found on the street?”

“Oh this has got to be Evans,” Tom laughs. “Or me!” he then adds, making everyone in the room laugh.

“Expanding the family? Tessa wants a sibling?” you smirk at him and he nods proudly.

“Dogs are just great, never enough of them.”

“I agree,” the interviewer nods smiling. “Okay, next one, who is most likely to date a costar?”

Your heart skips a beat not just because of the question, but because Tom’s and Benedict’s head snaps in your direction immediately, giving an answer without even saying a word.

“Come on, guys,” Sebastian chuckles as you just let out a nervous chuckle, still playing with your rings.

“Is there something the viewers should know about?” the girl asks, clearly excited that something juicy just got brought up.

“To be fair they don’t even know about it,” Benedict chimes in, making Tom laugh while you’re just shaking your head, your face probably turning beet red at this point.

“It’s not that we don’t know about it,” Sebastian replies, but he quickly shuts his mouth, when he realizes what he just said, your eyes growing wide while the two guys on your right are gasping at his comment.

“Did you just admit to…?” Tom asks in a high-pitched voice, while you’re covering your mouth, staring at one point ahead of you, afraid to look to your left to Sebastian.

For the first time in a while you turn to look at Sebastian, who looks just as shocked and nervous as you probably do. Though you have a dozen of questions you want to pour at him, you know this is not the time for that. Someone needs to save this interview and that someone is going to be you.

“He meant that we know people on set are trying to set us up,” you explain to the interviewer. “But we like to ignore it. We’re friends,” you add smiling charmingly and Sebastian nods on your left, clearing his throat awkwardly.

Luckily, she doesn’t press it and just carries on with the rest of the game while you’re anxiously trying to keep your shit together until the end when there’s gonna be a break finally. Once it’s over, you say goodbye to the interviewer and the cameras stop rolling, allowing you to leave your spot. You rush to the exit quickly, in desperate need of some fresh air before you throw up.

The heavy doors close behind you, shutting out the lively setting inside and you take a few steps to the left, leaning against the brick wall, taking a few deep breaths.

What the hell did just happen? You ask yourself, aggressively chewing on your bottom lip and you pinch the bridge of your nose between your thumb and pointing finger.

When you hear the doors open again your eyes snap to the side and you see Sebastian stepping outside, clearly looking for something or rather someone. Then his gaze finds you and his clear blue eyes soften a bit, stepping closer to you while he sinks his hands into his pockets.

You’re not gonna lie, it’s awkward. Neither of you really knows what to do or say, you haven’t even processed entirely what happened in there just a few minutes ago, but he is having a similar kind of struggle as well, seemingly.

“I’m sorry for making you uncomfortable in there. I wasn’t really thinking before I spoke up,” he starts, nervously peeking at you from under his thick lashes.

“It’s fine,” you breathe out, your throat closing up at his words. Does this mean that what he said in there wasn’t anything serious? That his words just came out mistaken?

Sebastian scratches the back of his neck, looking around as if there was anyone around beside the two of you and you’re just about to end the suffering and go back inside when he speaks up again.

“Was it true?” he simply asks, but you’re a little confused.

“Was what true?”

“What… Benedict said. That we don’t know about it.” Furrowing your eyebrows you tilt your head to the side, not sure what to say or do before he continues. “I’m asking because I know that I know about it, but… is there something you know about?”

His speech was a little all over the place and he was definitely trying to get the information he wanted in a sneaky, not too straightforward way, but you finally understand what his point was supposed to be.

“What do you know about, Seb?” you ask softly, your heart pounding in your throat. He lets out a nervous chuckle as he scratches his chin, a slight blush tinting his defined cheekbones.

“I know that… I have a fat crush on my costar,” he admits with a small, nervous chuckle and your lips part at his words. “And I keep acting like a little boy around her and the farthest I got with her is helping with her hair on and off set,” he adds shaking his head as his smile widens. He really does look like a little boy now, not the mature man you know him to be. And it makes you want to wrap him up in your embrace and kiss him stupid, like you wanted to so many times before, but the difference is that now you might have the chance to actually do it.

Pushing yourself away from the wall you step closer until your hands can reach the collar of his shirt, fixing it as if it was your excuse to touch him, but when you’re done, you don’t pull your hands back, just lay them to his chest while his hands find your waist, pulling you closer gently.

“At least you’re not pulling her hair, like kids do,” you chuckle, making him laugh as well and before you could stop yourself from speaking, words roll down your tongue. “But maybe the time will come when you can pull it.”

His breath is clearly caught in his throat at your comment, and for a split second you think that maybe you took it too far, but before you could say another word, he tugs you forward and his lips crash to yours.

Years’ worth of pent up tension and yearning is put into that kiss, you both are trying to catch up on all the time you wasted, there’s no softness or shyness in it any longer, all cards are out on the table and you are not holding back.

Walking you backwards your back hits the brick wall again as Sebastian presses you up against it, one of his legs coming between your thighs and the urge to grind on him is almost unbearable. A car horn goes off somewhere in the distance and that ends the heated makeout session, both of you are panting, lips are swollen and reddened, but fucking hell, you feel amazing.

“I’m so glad this didn’t happen for just a movie or something. I wouldn’t have been able to control myself if we kissed for just a scene,” he admits with an airy chuckle.

“A Bucky and Silver Sable kissing scene? I’m into that,” you chuckle, cupping his handsome face in your palms as you push yourself up to your tiptoes so you can kiss him again, this time a little slower and less intently.

The moment is once again disturbed when a phone goes off near the two of you and snapping your head to the side you spot Tom standing at the exit with his phone in his hand, clearly filming the two of you.

“This is going into the group chat, you guys. Evidence for the bet,” he grins, so pleased with himself while your eyes widen at his comment.

“What bet?” you ask.

“Oh, Evans and RDJ made a bet about when you’re gonna finally get together. Evans said it would happen during promo, RDJ gave you some more time,” he explains, his fingers already working on the screen, probably sending the video.

“It’s not even the fans that annoy the shit out of me, but my own damn colleagues,” Sebastian mumbles under his breath, making you laugh, when both your phones go off from the group chat. Fishing it out of your back pocket you open the message, holding the phone so both you and Sebastian can see the screen.

Tom: GAME OVER

Tom: *video*

Tom: Evans won!

Scar Jo: I honestly can’t believe the day has come!!!

RDJ: Damn it! 20 bucks out the window…

Evans: Pay up, boss. Knew they wouldn’t last long ;)

Y/N: You guys are the worst, you know that?

You type your reply quickly, Sebastian chuckling softly, his arms still around your frame as he presses a kiss to the side of your head.

Hemsworth: And you two are slow. This should have happened YEARS ago!

Scar Jo: Agreed.

RDJ: At least we don’t have to see you guys eyefucking each other any longer on set.

Y/N: I wouldn’t be so sure about that ;)

“Oh my God!” Tom laughs loudly reading your last message. Sebastian glances down and reads it as well, a smug smirk tugging on his lips.

“What’s up with you and your dirty comments today?” he chuckle, but he clearly doesn’t mind it. At least not when they are about him.

“You’re trying to tell me you don’t like hair pulling?” you cheekily tease him, not even caring that Tom can hear everything you’re talking about.

“I did not say that,” he grins down at you before capturing your lips in a kiss again.

“Is this what you’re gonna be like now all the time?” Tom huffs rolling his eyes at how lovey-dovey and passionate the two of you are suddenly.

“Kid, just go back inside and spoil something, don’t bother the adults,” Seb replies making you gasp, though you all know it was just a joke. Everyone likes to tease Tom with being the baby of the group.

“Yeah, I liked you better before,” Tom grumbles before walking back inside, leaving the two of you to do whatever you want in the rest of the break.

Thank you for reading, please like and reblog if you enjoyed it!

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imma-sucker-for-a-beard · 3 years

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THIRSTY THOT THURSDAY- Which one is currently occupying your mind today?

Whoa There's quite a few to be honest. Luckily they are all in my mind otherwise I would be quite the pass around. LMFAO. Of course my forever crush and soul husband. Chris Evans *Sighs dreamingly* His characters Ari and Andy or or or... *Breaths deeply.* Ari in particular, be still my beating heart.

This man can and will forever give me the most amazing fantasies and wettest Dreams, As you have already heard. *Smirks* the hunger I have for this man is scary sometimes. *bits lip*

Next up I have some juicy thoughts about Henry mostly because of the RP I got going on with @ajs-playroom-you-may-enter at the moment. But with him I wouldn't mind being in a manwich of these two to die for hot men.

Then I have a mix of Ben Barnes, Shane West, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sebastian Stan (Short haired!) and Tom Hiddleton.

So as you see, my mind is pretty occupied LMAO.

#chris evans #beard kink #henry cavill #i heart him #imma sucker for a beard #ben barnes #shane west #leonardo dicaprio #sebastian stan #tom hiddleston #living in my dreams #maria answers #juicy dreams #juicy thoughts

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stargirlfics · 3 years

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Yes to that ask elaborating on woc readers!! I hate when folks say "I'm not racist but I just think" then they say something racist...baby you're racist just admit it. Also, they love to say "Well they've never dated a black woman, they've only dated white women so it should be just for white women". They talk like they personally know these men lmao. They also think that they actually have a chance with them bc they're white like no. Maybe Sebastian Stan since he seems to like racists.

Oof that one especially irks me cause it’s like y’all really being racist over some dude who doesn’t even know you exist and probably wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole either with that musty ass energy you’re bringing lmfaooo hilarious!

I wonder what that sheer audacity and confidence is like, to live that deluded and so thirsty for some celebrity man you think you have a chance with that you feel the need to tell black women and other woc that they shouldn’t write stories with non white readers who simply wanna fantasize and be entertained as well cause oh he just wouldn’t do that like...Becky boo your racism is showing!

It’s like pick a struggle 🤡 and LMFAO I DEADASS LAUGHED AT THE SEBASTIAN DRAG SDSJSJS his girlfriend and them can fight over who’s the best racist to win his heart I-

#asks #discourseeee #writing things #racism in fandom

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eohachu · 3 years

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Post pictures of your first ever (fictional/celeb) crush to the latest one and tag five others to continue the game.

Ali tagged me, thanks. I guess 😘 @lanzhansmiles

A’ight so I’m simply taking this as an opportunity to show off my frankly impeccable taste 😌 *coughs into the crook of my elbow with my mask on and from a safe distance* More under the cut, godspeed!

I’m tagging uhh I really don’t want to expose anyone but uh. @morifinwes @ttaechwita @sunshine304 @treemaidengeek @flamingwell no pressure tho!!

Since 2006

Janina Fautz: Die Wilden Kerle, anyone?? Tbh i had a crush on quite a lot of the characters/actors but in hindsight Janina was and is the most influential one. Also probably my first ever girl crush (again, in hindsight bc it took me until 3 years ago to finally find out i’m queer lol)

Eva-Maria May: Yeah well I’m not gonna talk about where I know her from let’s say it was an incredibly bad soap opera my mom used to watch. She was one of the reasons why I went Yeah I Have Always Been Into Girls. I was pretty obsessed with her to the point where mini me secretly printed out a photo of her to look at lmaooo the signs have always been there and it’s truly amazing how I had been missing them for years

Amy Adams: Her as Amelia Earhart in Night at the Museum was also definitely a huge Thing to young me. Again, I had been completely oblivious about this crush for years

David Luiz: HAH! This is the point where we do NOT get into my football/soccer crushes bc this list would get WAYYY too long hahaha. I had to cut loads of people from my list for this post bc I develop a new celebrity crush every 5 minutes basically but yeah. David Luiz was definitely my biggest football/soccer crush out of..... everyone else

M*rvel

I don’t have a lot to say about any of them since I’m not into m*rvel anymore TFATWS makes me want to stick the tip of my toe back into m*rvel waters but otherwise NO THANKS

Sebastian Stan was, if my judgement of my archive is right, the longest highkey celebrity crush I’ve ever had. Mostly because I love Bucky a lot and he was so amazing in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I must’ve had a crush on him for as long as I had been in the m*rvel fandom

Recent Past

some celeb crushes from last year that were all more or less short-lived tbh

Ester Expósito: As it often goes I didn’t find her spectacular in the beginning but as Élite went on I started to develop a huge crush on her. I still find her pretty hot but I’m not invested in Élite so yeah..... I have no object permanence

Mina El Hammani: Got to know her through Élite, too. She’s so incredibly beautiful. Had a hard time choosing a photo of her bc I’d stare at every single one for ages. Wow.

Danger Days!Gerard Way: Hah! The ones of you who’ve been following me for longer might remember my posts about wanting to dye my hair neon red. Well, him’s the reason and also clinical depression. Ended up with natural red/ginger bc my hair is too thin for bleaching lel. ANYWAY

Maxence Danet Fauvel: Pretty short-lived crush from my Skam days

Ramy Moharam Fouad: So Ramy has a brother, Tamino-Amir Moharam Fouad, who makes INCREDIBLE music. Ramy made some of his music videos (directed them? not sure), that’s how he came to my attention. Idk man he’s just so incredibly beautiful.... gives me a hint of genvy, too......

Janelle Monáe: Became a fan when Make Me Feel came out, listened to the entire album for days and eventually inevitably crushed on her

Lera Abova: Saw her in ANИА and fell in love. I screamed to my friends for weeks about how she was the most beautiful human being I’d ever seen etc etc. Eventually my crush went away mostly, but I still think she’s stunning

Keiynan Lonsdale: Keiynan said FUCK gender and I said 😍😍😍 and that’s all you need to know.

Current

*deep breath* alright let’s gooo

Bright (Wachirawit Chivaaree): Crushed on him for as long as I watched 2gether/Still 2gether lmao. I still like him a lot and sometimes lose my mind over him but I’m not exceptionally Thirsty™

Tul (Pakorn Thanasrivanitchai) and Max (Nattapol Diloknawarit): If you search either of them on tumblr you will have to scroll for a long, long time to find seperate photos of them. However, I’m not patient enough so here we are. Re: Tul, actually I want to copy/paste what Ali said bc DAMN a man who is confident about his masculinity and sexuality really is kinda hot. Same goes for Max tbh. Also Max’ lips look so soft I [redacted]

Lukas von Horbatschewsky: Also known as Lukas Alexander. He did an amazing job in Druck and he’s just a person I admire in general. As one of the few out trans actors in Germany, he had a main role as a trans boy in Druck and also co-wrote Druck’s seasons 5 and 6. He’s just a huge role model to me and, apart from that, Big Crush Material (h i s e y e s)

Li Wei: Someone suggested him as Hua Cheng for the TGCF live action and my life hasn’t been the same since. While I’m open for whoever will get that role in the end, I could look at his face for hours and not get bored. Major Genvy, too.

Li BoWen and Liu HaiKuan: I will have to deal with these two in one paragraph bc LanLan bc they have the exact same effect on me which is. that they’re not 100% my type but I WILL go absolutely feral about them at regular intervals, if you know what I mean

Song JiYang: ohh honey. oh honey.......... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I have a natural affinity for aquarius ppl and this one lives in my heart rent free. I’d even make him soup if he’d ask.

Wang YiBo: WELL HOLY SHIT. listen. LISTEN! the hype around him is 100% justified imo he really is That Bitch and I love him so so much for it. Fucking ICON

Honorary Mentions: Gender Envy

Here’s to the People I Thought I Had A Crush On But Not Quite until I learned the word Gender Envy:

Zhu YiLong: Man, this is the person who’s mainly responsible for me finding out AT ALL about not being entirely cis. The POWER he holds!!! His performance as Ye Zun in Guardian was like a breakthrough point for me which. certain people witnessed in real time hahaha oh I love this fandom!!

Zhu ZanJin: HIM. AAAH!! He’s literally so beautiful and whenever I see him I just go ZANZAN!! in my head and in the tags bc. well. hIM.

Xiao Zhan With Long Hair: Look, Xiao Zhan is always amazing but BLESS the person who made these manips. I can finally rest.

Wang YiBo: uhh what’s he doing here again?? Tbh YiBo is one of the few, if not the only person that gives me Major Gender Envy that I would also [redacted] if they asked. Do I want to be him or be with him? The answer is Yes.

I skipped the fictional characters bc I tend not to crush on them 👉👈 Instead I will just directly crush on the actors/actresses lol!

Thank you for bearing with me. As a prize, you can choose between a ladder supported forehead kiss, or a bowl of homemade soup. ❤

#[brother this took so fucking long]#[it was fun to reminisce but please never ask me to do this again ❤]#[sorry if anything doesn't make sense. i'm very tired my sleep schedule is fucked up and i have a major headache ❤]#[thanks ali for the tag it was really really fun!]#[also i think it's kinda sexy of me not to be ashamed of any of these. does therapy work? maybe so]#about #tag game #ali tag #r.txt

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thranduilsperkybutt · 4 years

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Tbh idk what the other tdatt anon was talking ab bc the second sebastian stan was onscreen I was looking disrespectfully exactly like this the whole time 👁👄👁 like yes he’s an asshole. Yes the first scene he’s in is entirely unnecessary and idk why it’s there tbh. Yes he did a great job with the character. No I never thought wow he is ugly. Perhaps I am simply too thirsty to be watching the movie tho idk I suppose you can decide for yourself if you watch it lmao

Hahahahaa watch that be me when I finally do see it, darling : too thirsty to be watching this critically 😂😂 All the gifs of him in it have had me takin a disrespectful peek here and there at him lol 👀 we will see if he has the ability to make me think he looks ugly in it with his acting ability alone (which, I mean, good luck, because I watched Ewan McGregor in Fargo s3 and at first I was like “why did they make Ewan ugly???” but after like 3 episodes I was like “you know what nvm that is Ewan McGregor I would still smash” 😂 and if you’ve ever seen Ewan in Fargo........... you know how big a deal this is lmfaoooo)

#askthranduilsperkybutt #also??? jake gyllenhall in okja??? they tried their damned best to make him look unattractive but WHOOPS IM STILL GONNA BE INTO HIM #some actors you just cant really hide their attractiveness despite your best attempts at trying #we will see how it goes when i actually ffinally watch tdatt

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fatbottombucky · 5 years

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I’m just really thirsty for sebby, I really want policeman! Seb pulling you over for speeding, he thinks a ticket is to less of a punishment, so he ends up fucking your face through the window and eventually fucking your ass in the car, dirty talk and intimate kissing happens, and eventually he pulls out and cums on readers face (can I be male reader) thanks ❤️❤️

Rating: (+18) Explicit

Warnings: MxM smut, face fucking & rough sex/ rimming - no condom, so yea lmao - public sex

You knew you was speeding. You knew. You just figured you’d get away with it, it’s 3am and you didn’t expect any police cruisers to be around.

Except there was.

The knuckle tap on the window made your breathing pick up, you rolled the window down and looked as the officer lent his arms on the window. The air got trapped in your throat, the gorgeous officer simply looked at you.

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?” His voice was deep and rich, thick with authority, you simply nodded. “You were speeding, 90 on a 60 road,” he licked his lips, “license and registration, please.”

You quickly grab your paperwork and pass it through the window, he stands up with your papers, you glance to see that his crotch was now in view. The dark blue pants stretched over his legs deliciously, the silver zipper was glimmering under the street lights.

Your eyes widened when his grey eyes came back into view, an amused glint in his eyes at catching you but you quickly swallow, nodding for him to talk- you wouldn’t mind being arrested by this man.

“So,” he begins and something shifts in his eyes, “I should give you a ticket, could’ve seriously injured someone going that fast.”

You look around at the deserted road, trying not to scoff at his words or come across with attitude.

“But I think a ticket is less of a punishment for this offence,” you look back at the officer, “don’t you?”

You open and close your mouth, unable to find words because you aren’t sure what the answer should be. What he wants to hear, what will get you out of trouble or in trouble.

“I think we can come to some deal,” he licks his bottom lip, a suggestive undertone lingers in his voice, “I have an idea that’ll beneficial to us both- something that won’t require points going on your license.”

You raise an eyebrow, the suggestive smirk hasn’t left his handsome face and you’re left wondering if you’re seriously gonna have sex just to get out of a ticket. Are you really that type of guy?

Before you know it he’s standing up straight, your unbuckling your seatbelt, turning to see him pulling his semi-hard dick out of his uniform pants. He’s big and thick, bigger than you expected and deal with, but the thrill of being in public- a car could drive past at any opportunity; see the officer with his pants around his ankles and you sucking him off.

The angle is a little uncomfortable, his dick coming through the rolled down window but you wrap your lips around the tip, licking around the head of his cock. His arms rest on the roof of your car, he groans in the back of his throat.

“C’mon you gotta do better than that,” his gruff voice breaks through the silence, you start taking his length down, “that’s it,” he sighs out lustfully.

You start bobbing your head, being careful not to gag around his long length and wide girth.

Unfortunately you can’t see his face twist into pleasure, you double your efforts due to the grunts you can hear. Then you feel a hand thread through your hair, stilling your head and you’re left wondering what you possibly did wrong.

But instead his hips shift, the tip nudging the back of your throat. You inhale and exhale sharply through your nostrils, preparing yourself for this. He pulls his dick from your lips then slams himself back down your throat, your eyes water at his thrusts.

Mercilessly fucking your throat, grunting at the pleasure and his hand holding your hair tight, your groaning and moaning around his length.

He then pulls your mouth off of him, hand gripping the best of his dick hard. The tip was angry and red, leaking cum that you so desperately wanted to lick off. “Get the fuck outta the car,” he growls and your quick to follow the order, your own hard on creating a tent in your jeans.

You watch as he opens the door to his cruiser, grabbing your arm and pulling you to him. He kisses your mouth with feverent passion. He opens your belt and jeans, pushing them down your thighs along with your boxers.

“Get in the back,” he firmly kisses your lips once, you turn and lay face down on the leather backseats. Anticipation welling in your stomach and making your skin sweat.

His longer fingers skin your ass, prodding between your cheeks to your puckered hole. He releases a low chuckle at the needy moan you let out, you look over your shoulder and watch as he sucks on his own fingers. Slicking them up just for you.

Then you feel the slick finger poke your hole, the tip of his finger just venturing past. He slowly starts going deeper, till he’s knuckle deep with one. He makes a noise of approval at the sight before slowly drawing it out again, “so very tight,” is all you hear in the hushed air.

You feel his hot breath hit your skin, a moan leaving you and it only turns into a loud grunt at the feel of his tongue on your ring. His finger shallowly thrusting as he licks your tight hole, scissoring another finger along the way.

Once he’s fucking you with three long fingers he decide to fuck you properly. Pulling his fingers from you and beginning to slick his cock up some more, he chuckles as he watches you watch him fist his cock.

“So needy toni-“

“Just fuck me,” you grit out quickly, he raises an eyebrow and taps your hole with his cock, making you stutter and grumble.

He tuts, “be a good boy and shut up.”

Before you can retort he’s pressing the head into you, a content sigh leaving his lips. The stretch is borderline painful, due to no lube and only spit, but it’s soon layered with pleasure as he bottoms out. Stilling so you’re used to his impossible length, his hands hold your hips in place.

He pulls all the way out before slamming back into you, a surprised moan leaving you. He does this again, again, and again before he sets up a harsh pace. Deeply fucking you in the back of his cruiser, harsh pants leaving his lips. One hand holding your hip, the other holding the metal guard that separates him from criminals.

“Oh, fuck,” he grunts as he starts to near his release, you’re so close also but it seems he’s chasing his own.

He keeps fucking you, skin slapping skin, harsh grunts and groans. The car slightly sways with the actions.

Then he’s off of you, pulling out and grabbing you by the scruff of your neck. You stumble out then you’re pushed to your knees in front of him, his cock right in front of your face. He harshly wanks himself off, head back in pleasure and then his breath hitches. Hot spurts of cum covers your face, you lick off what you can.

You hear the zipper slide up, belt being buckled and you look up at him. A smug grin painted on his face as you look less than pleased.

“Don’t be a prick,” you growl and his hand grips your chin as he bends down.

“You broke the law, baby,” he smiles and tenderly kisses you. “Lucky it was just me tonight, Steve, would’ve given you a ticket.”

You huff as he hands you some napkins from the drive thru he got, you clean up what you can and stand up on shaky legs. “Don’t know why I played along if I didn’t even get to cum,” you pout at Sebastian.

He chuckles, “Hey, you were speeding. Besides I’ll give you a police escort home, Mr Stan, then I’ll make sure your house is safe,” a suggestive wink being thrown over his shoulder.

“Why thank you, Officer Stan, what a generous offer,” you smirk and get into your own car.

#sebastian stan smut #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan one shot #sebastian stan x male reader #this is SO bad #im sorry i didnt know what ti do with it

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stardew-imagines-me · 5 years

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heyo, can we get hcs for all the bachelor/ettes with a farmer who's basically a well-put-together chaotic gremlin? as in like they are the very definition of chaos and they have a shit-eating grin as they go and do something seemingly stupid that ends up working (somehow...) tysm 💚💖💚💖💚💖 (i hope this makes sense lmao)

This one is gonna be formatted a little weird but we stan chaotic gremlins

Shane

• There as been more than a few times Shane has stumbled upon you digging up potatoes with a fork and yelling at the broken dirt

- “what the hell are you doing?” Shane will ask, suddenly exhausted from just walking in on your antics. He’ll be rubbing at his forehead and groaning inside, wondering how they got such a weird farmer to maintain so much land and somehow produce some of the finest crops in the land

• “I’m encouraging the potatoes to come out. I heard if you talk to your plants they’ll be happier,” you say nonchalantly, looking at him as if he was the weird one

- Shane will just stand and stare at you, hands dragging on face in astonishment as you continue screaming at the ground and jabbing the fork further into the hole

Abigail & Sebastian

• Sebastian had finally stopped complaining about how bright or hot the sun was, opting to sit and grumble quietly next to Abigail who was in the middle of building a sandcastle

• “You’re so pale, common, you needed a tan,” She laughed as Sebastian glared at her and tucking his hands into his black jacket

- they sat there and talked for awhile, just sitting in the sand and soaking up the heat of summer

• “oh, look. The farmers coming,” Sebastian said, placing the clam shell on one of the castles sides and watching as you trudge your way passed them and onto the dock - blank expression

- “Uhm, hey!” Abigail called, concerned but you paid no mind. They watched in horror as you walk, fully clothed in overalls, boots and a straw hat, just heading towards the mild waves

• “oh my god,” Abigail let out. You stopped just before the ending of the dock and jumped after a moment of hesitation

- “oh fuck,” Sebastian said and getting up instantly, Abigail following behind as they rushed over to where you had thrown yourself into the ocean

• “did we just witness a suicide?” Sebastian frowned and denied, insisting you wouldn’t do such a thing - and true to nature, you popped back up above the surface, laying in your back and just floating with the waves

- you crack one eye open and looked at the two, acknowledging them with a small wave and continue floating

• “Why the hell would you do that?” Abigail asked, watching you drift. You think for a second, “I was thirsty,”

- that still made no sense

Maru & Penny

• “oh god, what’s the farmer up to now,” Maru asked incredulously, already getting ready to nurse a headache

- “fishing again,” Penny mumbled, staring as you wringled a particularly big fish, huffing triumphantly as it finally gave in

• “Just wait,” Penny said and Maru watched, mouth agap as you casually stuff the fish in your pocket and go back to putting bait on your hook

- “That’s the fifth one,” Penny grimaced and made a horrorifed noise next to her. They watched as you caught another few fish, smiling wide and shoving yet another in your large pocket

• Maru went home that night and thought hard and long about how someone so.. chaotically innocent could exist in this world

- she ordered a woven basket for you that night

Elliot

• Elliot was in the process of cleaning up his little cabin when you decided to stop by with a few crabs and some pretty shells

• As you sat on top of Elliot desk, watching him organize his papers across the room, you look over at the ink pot next to you and wonder

• Elliot’s in the middle of talking about a poem he had taken great inspiration from when he turned around to find you - head tilted back and ink pot against your lips

- it was almost like time had stopped as you two stare at each other, both stiff and confused. That was, until you swallowed loudly that Elliot had finally got to his sense and walked over to take the ink from you

#crackhead farmer is my #favorite farmer hands down #sdv imagines #sdv headcanons #sdv shane #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv penny #sdv maru #sdv elliot #sdv elliott #sdv

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peakanss · 5 years

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sebastian stan can cock my gun tbh

omg u guys are so thirsty stop lmao

#ask #at first i was like #??#then #OHHH #that's clever tho #anon

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seb-owns-these-tatas · 4 years

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MENSTRUATIONAL CRAMPS

Its a bitch! Kept on punchin' my flabby navel and made me cry like a baby 😭 SEBASTIAN I JUST NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME (Thank you, mom for taking care of me and handing me some pills while Sebastian can't do it lmao) AND NOW IM THIRSTY FOR SOME SEBASTIAN...AGAIN. WHEN DO I FOOKIN NOT?

IM PROLLY BEING PUNISHED CAUSE I AIN'T PREGANANANANT! SEBASTIAN STAN PUT A BABY IN ME, WILL YA?! 😂😅😂

#sebastian stan #menstruational cramps #like a bitch #im a crybaby #sebastian stan where you at baby #baby boy i need you #I JUST NEED SOME LOVE #I AM BEING PUNISHED #DAMN IT #Bucky Barnes

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sgtduckybucky · 6 years

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Friendship

Requested by: @buckylaufeysonx <3

hi! could i get an imagine where the reader and Seb Stan are best friends, no romance between them, just the pure love which siblings have for each other. They are both playing in movies of marvel. so the reader goes to Sebastian's home and she stays over and they watch movies. They post stories of each other on instagram then some fans says something about they're not dating but she stays over, and calls her a whore. That broke her heart but some fans and Sebastian defend her and he comforts her and they cuddle and sleep. I know it sucks sorry but i love your writing. <3

A/N: I hope this is what you had in mind :)

You were currently in the studio about to practice your fight scene against Thanos in the upcoming Infinity War movie.

You still had enough time before filming started so You decided, with the permission from the higher ups of course, to give a mini tour to your fans of the studio.

“Hi guys!” You greeted into the live Instagram video, “So, today we’re gonna shoot some of the fights scenes but before we do that, I thought I’d show you around.” You smiled.

You walked around the studio, showing the costumes, the makeup room, the gym and then finally walking up to a blue haired woman who was shyly covering her face.

“And this is Samantha! She’s our fight choreographer.” You told your followers.

Samantha continued to shyly dodge your phone but You playfully followed her, “At least say hi.” You giggled.

“Hi.” Samantha greeted with a quick wave before dashing off, laughing in embarrassment.

You laughed along, “Let’s see if we can find any of the other heroes.”

You hummed a random tune while walking down the hallway, checking in every room but not finding anyone in them.

The door of Sebastian’s room was closed but You heard sounds coming from in there so You knocked on the door.

“Come in!” The voice was muffled.

“Sebastian?” You called as You walked into the room.

“Boo!” His voice came from your right.

You turned quickly and came face to face with a smiling Sebastian, “Was that supposed to scare me?” You chuckled.

Sebastian shrugged, “Maybe.” He said in sing-song, “Are you recording.”

You nodded your head behind your phone, “It’s Instagram live. Say hi!”

Sebastian widened his eyes comically then shoving his face very close into your phone camera, “Hiiiiii.”

You laughed at his silly behavior.

Then, the door opened and in walked a stage manager to tell you that filming is about to start.

“Well, it’s time end this. I’ll see you guys later!” You waved cutely at your phone.

“Bye, guys!” Sebastian said quickly before You ended the live feed.

“Wanna come over and chill at my place?” Sebastian asked later when You were done shooting the scene in Wakanda.

“Only if you’re ordering Indian food.”

Sebastian smiled, “Of course I am.

At his home, You plopped your body on his white couch, “So comfy.” You commented as You nuzzled your head on the black pillow coach.

Sebastian was tapping the number into his phone when You decided to pull out your phone and snap a quick picture of him and posting it to your Instagram story with the caption that read: “dinner with this dork.”

You then flipped the camera and took a picture of yourself grinning and holding up the peace sign. The caption read: “so comfortable I could fall asleep.”

While the both of you were having dinner, your phone buzzed indicating that You had a new notification.

“What the- when did you take a picture of me?” You said while laughing and trying to not to spill the food out of your mouth.

Sebastian had tagged You on a picture that he took of You. You were bringing the spoon full of rice to your mouth with your cheeks puffed up. His caption read: “can you get addicted to rice? cause I’m sure @yourusername is.”

You liked the picture as Sebastian replied, “Payback for last week when you posted the picture of me just waking up.”

When the both of you were done with dinner and throw everything out, You opened Netflix clicked on a random tv show and lowered the volume so that it was more of a background sound.

“Can I sleep over?” You whined as Sebastian lifted your legs, sat on the couch and then dropped your legs into his lap.

“Sure, I don’t mind.”

“Good cause after all that food I’m dead tired.”

He chuckled at You.

The next morning, You woke up to the smell of Sebastian making pancakes. You took your phone and began filming him flip the pancake into the air.

“Woah, look at you being professional and shit.”

Sebastian smirked, “I am a master chief after all.”

You snorted, “You almost burnt the ramen last week.”

“Hey!” Sebastian gave You playful scandalized look but You quickly posted the video.

“Any toppings?” He asked You as You sat on the dining chair.

“Blue berries and whip cream please.”

As You at breakfast, your phone wouldn’t stop buzzing which was normal considering You had large number of followers.

You unlocked your phone and saw that Instagram was the one with the most notification.

You frowned at your phone as you let go of your fork.

“Everything ok?” Sebastian asked after taking a bit of pancake.

You shook your head as You tried not to cry at the comments You were reading. Sebastian snatched your phone and began to read.

She spends the night at his place and they’re not even dating? What a whore

Right? like damn skank thirsty much lmao

Bitch is stealing our man

That’s what mostly filled the comment section under the video of Sebastian making pancakes.

“What a bunch of assholes.” Sebastian said angrily, “Don’t listen to them, Y/N.”

You nodded your head, “I’m just tired of hearing people insulting me just because we’re friends. God, it’s like you’re not allowed to have female friends.” You stated.

Sighing, You added, “They hate me.”

“No, they don’t.” Sebastian then handed your phone back and You looked at your comments again.

omfg it’s like you guys have never heard of something called FRIENDS

damn if spending the night over at your friend’s house make you a skank then I must be the ultimate slut lol ignore them @yourusername

yeah, seriously @yourusername those idiots are just jealous that they don’t have a beautiful friendship like yours and sebs.

More comments like those were being posted and You made sure you liked every single one of them.

“Those people aren’t our real fans.” Sebastian commented, “If they liked us, then they wouldn’t dare insult us. They’re just mean and bitter people with too much free time on their hand.”

You smiled at your friend as You switched off your phone.

“Yeah, you’re right.”

He reached his hand across the table and held yours, squeezing it in comfort.

“Give me ice-cream so I can feel better.”

Sebastian laughed loudly, “Oh my god! Why am I friends with you?”

#sebastian stan imagine #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan x you

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anothersebastianblog · 2 years

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princxss_ale should first apologize for calling Sebastian a sex offender before posting photos with thirsty emojis of him. Also, she admitted to @whominati that she stan Ale only because of Sebastian. I can't with this woman 🤮

Im very confused rn but what i found very funny is that every account involved in this fandom drama (princess, whominati, ilovealejandraonieva and raccoon) are ALL problematic as fuck lmao

But yeah i love sebastian too much to forgive her for calling him a predator

#anon!

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sebastianevans · 6 years

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85 Questions

I was tagged by @if-n0t-l8ter-when ❤

Last?

1. Drink : Diet Coke

2. Phone call: my mom

3. Text message: my bestie

4. Song you listened to: Honest by Shawn Mendes

5. Time you cried: last month probably????

Ever?

6. dated some one twice: I haven’t even dated someone once lmao

7. Kisses someone and regretted it: I’ve never kissed anyone.

8. Been cheated on: Nope.

9. Lost someone special: Unfortunately.

10. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope.

faves color?

11. Oxblood

12. Rose gold

13. Black

in the last year have you?

14. Made new friends : Yes! Met all my thirsty hoes ❤️❤️

15. Fallen out love: Nope

16. Laughed until you cry: Always

17. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes.

18. Met someone who changed you: not really? I’m pretty much what you see is what you get.

19. Found out who your friends are: Absolutely

20. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Again, never kissed anyone.

21. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them.

22. Do you have any pets: 2 pupper doggers

23. Do you want to change your name: Nope.

24. What did you do for your last birthday: I turned 21 in July and I went to dinner with my family and watched AMATW. Afterwards we came to my house for drinks.

25. What time did you wake up today: 12:45pm.

26. What were you doing last night at midnight: Scrolling though Sephora.

27. What is something you can’t wait for: My career bc school sucks ass.

28. What are you listening to right now: 3AM by You Me At Six

29. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope.

30. Something that gets in your nerves: When people smack when they eat, hearing obnoxious chewing drives me nuts.

31. Most visited website: Tumblr.

32. Hair color: Naturally, Brown but right now, Copper.

33. Long or short hair: Long.

34. What do you like about yourself: I’m loyal, funny, and I take care of my friends and family.

35. Want any piercings: Just my cartilage in my ear.

36. Blood type: A+

37. Nicknames: Sav, Savy.

38. Relationship status : Single.

39. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

40. Pronouns: She/her.

41. Fave tv shows: OITNB, The Good Place, B99, Bob’s Burgers, Queer Eye, The Bold Type, The Handmaids Tale.

42. Tattoos: I had one but it’s been removed.

43. Right or left handed: Lefty.

44. Ever had surgery: Nope.

45. Piercings: Just my ear lobes.

46. Sports: MMA sometimes???

47. Vacation: Scotland or Hawaii.

48. Trainers: Nike???

49. Eating: Nothing atm.

50. Drinking: Diet Coke.

51. I’m about to watch: Whatever is on TV.

52. Waiting for: School to start.

53. Want: Happiness, a good career I love.

54. Get married: Yes.

55. Career: I’m a student atm.

56. Hugs or kisses: Both is good.

57. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

58. Shorter: Im pretty short but I gravitate to taller guys.

59. Older or younger: Older, my friends shame my daddy kink smh.

60. Nice arms or stomach: Arms.

61. Hookup or relationship: Relationship.

62. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m a healthy mix of both.

have you ever?

63. Kissed a stranger: Again, I’ve not kissed anyone.

64. Drank liquor: Yes.

65. Lost your glasses: I don’t wear glasses.

66. Turned someone down: Yes.

67. Sex on first date: No.

68. Broken someone’s heart: Not on purpose.

69. Had your heart broken: Yes.

70. Been arrested: Nope.

71. Cried when someone died: Definitely.

72. Fallen for a friend: Yes, a big mistake.

do you believe?

73. Yourself: I do more now that I’m learning.

74. Miracles: Yes.

75. Love at first sight: Yes but it hasn’t happened to me.

76. Kiss on the first date: Maybe on the cheek or something but not the lips.

77. … there’s no question 😂

other?

78. Best friend’s name: Jackie

79. Eye color: Blue.

80. Fave movie: The Green Mile, Gifted.

81. Favorite actor: Sebastian Stan.

82. Favorite food: Pizza,

83. Extrovert or introvert: Introvert until you get to know me then I don’t stfu.

84. Favorite flower: Peonies.

85. Favorite hello kitty character: idek

I tag: @nomadevans, @crimsonash330, @sergeant-barnes, @stanning-seb, @stilesbansheequeen and anyone else who wants to participate!

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you-me-at-idk · 7 years

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70 horrible questions

tagged by the man, the myth, the legend: @90s-shinee-aesthetic

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? it has significantly improved, yeah.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? i have no idea, i say it a lot in a kinda ‘lol’ way because i’m so emotionally detached lmao

03: Do you regret anything? i could probably write a short novel of the things i regret

04: Are you insecure? i’m about as secure as a bike tied to the back of a car with a single piece of thread.

05: What is your relationship status? single pringle unwilling to mingle

06: How do you want to die? IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (idk man preferably in a way that isn’t violently painful)

07: What did you last eat? maltesers and a whole box of strawberries

08: Played any sports? lol who do you think i am? i used to be pretty sporty but i just kinda stopped

09: Do you bite your nails? nah m8. i just pick at my nails.

10: When was your last physical fight? probably a play fight with my sister when i pinned her to the floor with my foot. mum took a picture. it was great.

11: Do you like someone? lol no

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? not yet

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? there’s one person i absolutely can’t stand

14: Do you miss someone? my best friend because despite going to the same school we don’t get to hang out as much anymore, especially since we have none of the same lessons anymore. also my cat who was basically my best friend for 14/15 years.

15: Have any pets? mum has a dog. i had 3 cats but they all passed away.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? idk neutral?? i never know how i really feel lmao

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? lmao no, never kissed anyone

18: Are you scared of spiders? abso-bloody-lutely. lil 8 legged demon spawns

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? maybe

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? LOL

21: What are your plans for this weekend? hang out at dad’s and play resident evil 7 when i should be doing homework lmao

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? i hate kids but maybe i’ll have my own, no more than two tho i don’t hate myself that much lololol

23: Do you have piercings? How many? one in each ear. i was so so close to getting my nose pierced but never went through with it

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? i don’t think of myself as really that good at anything, but i’d say i was alright at history

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lol no i leave people in the past for a reason

26: What are you craving right now? chicken goujon wraps and cake

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? idk lol

28: Have you ever been cheated on? nope

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? nah

30: What’s irritating you right now? my inevitable failure of my a-levels and the stupidly high expectations people have of me

31: Does somebody love you? lmao idk

32: What is your favourite color? black and red lol what an emo rawr xD

33: Do you have trust issues? dude i have severe trust issues lmao

34: Who/what was your last dream about? i was arguing with some guy in my form then we died for some reason and became ghosts but we couldn’t leave the house/bit of land and we just kept arguing lmao

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? with laughter i think may have been in front of some friends at bubba gump shrimp. genuine crying tho was probably my friends georgia and jess lmao i’m still mad af about it

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? i’d like to say i don’t but idk

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? forget because i cba with the drama (plus i’m pretty damn stubborn)

38: Is this year the best year of your life? we’re only in february, stay in your lane

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? LOLOLOLOLOL

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? why tf would i do that????

51: Favourite food? CAKE

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? idk, all i know is that things happen for me because i’m an idiot

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? listened to daughter and stared at the ceiling lmao

54: Is cheating ever okay? absolutely not???? why is that even a question? i don’t care what the circumstances are, cheating is never okay

55: Are you mean? i probably come across as a right arsehole, but i don’t intend to be mean

56: How many people have you fist fought? probably just people from when i did karate. idk about an actual fist fight tho

57: Do you believe in true love? lol no. try believing that when your parents are divorced lololol

58: Favourite weather? dark and miserable with rain. maybe a thunderstorm.

59: Do you like the snow? yessss

60: Do you wanna get married? maybe

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? never had it happen, but reading that just makes me go ew no

62: What makes you happy? o god um...video games, sebastian stan lol, cats, good food, finishing a book, comics, drawing, and a particular gorillaz video edit someone made with a big time rush song it honestly makes me cry every time

63: Would you change your name? no. if i ever get married my husband can take my name idc

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? LOL WHO

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? acknowledge it and move on

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? i act the same around all my friends so yeah

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my friend louis on twitter dm

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? idk man

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no, but i’d like to be proven wrong

70: Is there anyone you would die for? lol i hate these types of questions. i don’t bloody know

i tag @real-bad-egg @thirsty-for-shakespeare

idk who else to tag, do this if you want idc

#tag

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