#this ask made me laugh

[teshamerkel]

Nia, noticing Tobias is once again sad/upset: "need a hug?"

Tobias, desperately touch starved and very much wanting a hug, still trying to keep up his non-existent reputation: *blushing* "What? No, disgusting,"

Pretty much. 😂

[official-penis-posts]

dicks are such versatile firearms, there's 3 very different things that can come out of that thang the ammo's so varied and it all looks like condiments you'd see on a hotdog like you have white, yellow and red its perfect

A rainbow of fruit flavors! Party Penis!

[pigdemonart]

(I think tumblr ate this the first time) Adrian gives me the vibe where if that Drifloon actually did carry him off, they'd be bringing him back very shortly with a tired look on their face like "I'm returning this. Sorry for the trouble."

You are so right.

[gokustits]

LINK TO THE GOKU VIDEO GAMES SHORT SHORTS FULL IMAGE PLEASE. ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

[detroitbecomeonline]

you should make a sideblog called detroitbecomeoffline and then never ever use it

Alternatively: I post lame pictures of irl Detroit city

[toburnup]

me, reading steve’s pov in iylo: we’re getting somewhere!

reading eddie’s pov: nevermind

something something love isn't linear

[tokkias]

why are you the wet rat of the fandom? :(

i was on vc with @nostromo13 and they opened tumblr and saw this post and mentioned something about a photo of a wet rat and i said "where did you find that photo of me?"

[takami-takami]

Tw spoiler

Hawks wishing he had ass reminds me that twice had ass and hawks killed him. Twice wore spandex to many times

REAL jealousy is a disease and he's afflicted

[deankarolina]

take my hand. let’s post our chappell sketches

:)

[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

Bruuh u need to make a card or smth bc we know like nothing about u so every time I try to imagine someone writing these head cannons my mind just goes straight to a shadowy figure typing on a keyboard about jojos

Haha, well yeah you got me. I’m a shadowy figure!

You can call me turtle or turtles, I’m non-binary and I use they/them pronouns usually, but I don’t mind she/her. I’m in my early twenties (my birthdays next week). My favorite color is purple, but sometimes it’s blue. I work like three jobs and I’m trying to learn how to code.

I really like turtles, especially sideneck turtles! The oblong turtle is pretty great too! Also a big fan of jellyfish.

My favorite jojo parts are part 5 and part 8, but I’m also a big fan of part 6. My favorite jojo is Gappy.

[autumnfangirler]

🐹

This hamster is you.

i will be taking up this role solemnly. thank you for the honour.

[teshamerkel]

tesha you are going to kill me this chapter snuck into my house and punched me in the stomach i am SOBBING (im so happy and giddy that tobias and nia are so affectionate with each other and we have reached BEST FRIEND TERRITORY PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING CLOSER!!!)

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

Platonic affection has officially been stated out loud!

After 350k words. I wasn’t joking about that slowburn tag.

[haleigh-sloth]

Imagine we get AFO’s backstory and it turns out his childhood was super normal and he’s just like this

The fact that "he's just like this" is even remotely a possibility is just fucking hilarious and honestly genius. Idk if it'll be entirely that way because of the time period AFO grew up in, and again--can't ignore the shit with Yoichi--but there is already some semblance of "he's just like this" in AFO's own personal explanation of himself lmao

When you have a ton of complex villain blorbos with solid arcs that really shouldn't resolve in any other way besides a happy ending, making your final big bad someone who doesn't really have a linear arc and someone who purposefully strives to be a literal stock character, imo, is just a 10/10 choice

[oddsconvert]

Henley, you deserve to be tied up and stuffed in a box

Henley's eyes grow saucer wide with fright, failing miserably at stifling a petrified whimper. He huddles his knees close to his chest.

"D...Deserve? Wha-Wha did I do?!"

[madame-mongoose]

Do you have any OCs that would cha cha slide?

Dawn and Don would teach the entire crew against their will how to cha cha slide. Zeki let's them bc it's funny as hell

[flowerofbuffoonery]

every time i get a notification that you posted something--and there is always a steady stream of notifications (do you sleep?)--i know i have a 50% chance of opening it to a reblog of a lovely piece of art

and a 50% chance of finding "do you think if i dip my feet in gravy, my toes will warm up?"

it certainly makes life more chaotic

that's it. that's a good summary of my blog :)