#this brought a smile to my face lol 😃

[destinyc1020]

Haha! We LOVE our pizza-eating 🍕 QUEEN!! 😅

[bitchlessdino]

I voted for Joshua but, in my heart I chose both him and Jeonghan lol. I've been in a JeongShua drought lately

+ love your writing!!! would you mind to write some smutty jihan x reader? please

Pairing: bf!jeonghan x afab!reader x bf!joshua

Genre: humor, smut

word count: 1.5k

tags: established poly relationship, NO INCEST I cannot emphasize this enough, spanking, spitting, an*l play, double pen., sex toy, mouth fucking, throat bulge, degradation (cumslut, some objectification), unprotected sex

Summary: Just as conniving as your boyfriends, you convince both of them to get the same haircut without the other one knowing. The moment they came home, realizing what you've done, they show you the kind of consequences you've earned yourself by being a little trickster.

author note: so siblings or dating is a little thing where people guess whether a pairing in a picture is either siblings or dating and sometimes it what you least expect. So when I saw these pics separately for the first time I had to think long and hand how these two would work together, I immediately wanted this fic to be silly bc they are so so silly 😃 well enjoy!

Tag: @shiningstar-byulxx @misssugarlips @tommolex @hoeforhao @honglynights @homerunhansol @dkakapizzaboy @junhui-recs @svtup @buffhoshi @meowmeowminnie @caratochan @lovebot4han

“Babe what the fuck.”

Your camera flashed bright white, getting them both in the same frame. At this point, you were laughing your ass off as both your boyfriends stared at you unamused. “You guys look great. I have great taste.”

After dating for a year, you’ve had your fair share of pranks, leading up to countless photos and videos that haunt you to this day. Dating one of them was exciting enough, dating two of them became utter chaos. When the opportunity rose for you to get them both back at the same time, you took it.

You let out their collective sighs as you jumped around them with taunting laughter like a child on a sugar high. Their faces didn’t even look the least bit alike but when they got identical haircuts, the more similarities you were starting to see. Joshua was the first to speak up his bemusement while Jeonghan looked almost impressed, holding back a bit of his own laughter.

“It’s not that funny,” Joshua said, deadpanned. 

“No, it’s really that funny,” You insisted.

He trodded off toward your laughing figure before throwing you over his shoulder. His hand came over your ass in harsh spanks, but it did not falter the boisterous notice you were making. “Stop”–spank–“laughing,”–spank.

“Josh,” you responded between giggles, “You and Hannie look so fucking alike right now!”

“Okay. I’m taking you to bed. I know how to shut you up.” 

He brought you to your shared room before throwing you on the bed, Jeonghan following after in his chuckles, while a big and bright smile is still on your face. You felt none of the threat oozing from Joshua’s eyes but Jeonghan knew exactly what was coming and although he wasn’t as bothered by your practical joke like Joshua was, he was looking forward to giving you your just desserts.

“Say it.”

“Josh,” you moaned.

Joshua held your head down on the mattress, cheek pushed into the sheets, as his thick, long fingers plunged in and out of you. “Not that. You know what I want to hear. Jeonghan, remind them.” 

Jeonghan’s raw cock stood mere inches from your face, a sinister smile on his face. He pressed the curve of the head to your lips before he slapped it against them. “You’re gonna play dumb for us, baby? Or are you really just that dumb?”

“Hannie…” you sighed into the sheets, breath hitching as you felt a knuckle curve into your warmth, “Give it to me please…”

His pristine bangs swept over his forehead, reaching his eyes. His gentle voice prodded into you just as much as his cock teased to be inside you. “Then say it. You’re not our little cockslut for anything, so say what we want to hear.”

You mewled in yearning for Jeonghan, gripping the sheets desperately. “I’m…sorry…”

“For?”

Your answer got caught in your throat, muffled moans only escaped as Joshua pushed in a third finger, twisting them inside you as strikes of his free hand handed on your ass already bruised with his clutches. Your arousal slides down his forearms, his thumb pressed against the rim of your puckered entrance and with that, you whine. Your shallow breaths took a slow release, looking back in the eyes of the boyfriend whose cock couldn’t look more edible and perfect to fuck the inside of your throat.

“I’m sorry…for t-tricking you…”

“Good,” Joshua replied, “before I forgive you, I need you to say something else for me.”

“Y-yes…”

He exchanged knowing with his boyfriend, eyes flickering with fire that had the power to burn every inch of your skin, once having let you suffer in the throes of being blue-balled. Edging was the bane of your existence, but their way of life.

“Say how much you need our cocks in you.”

“…I,” You swallowed, “desperately need your cocks me…”

“Are you going to be a good little slut for us?” Jeonghan joined.

“Yes…I’ll be your good slut…”

“Because that’s what you want, right?” Joshua added, “You’re made to be a couple of holes we can fuck in, right?”

“Yes…I’m just a couple of holes to be filled up by your cocks…”

“Who’s cumslut are you?”

“Y-yours, Josh…And y-yours, Hannie.”

“See, it does matter the jokes you pull on us, you’ll never beat us, we own you. You belong to us. You’re our perfect little slut for us to use up. You know that, don’t you?”

“Yes…” your voice gave out, your climax coming and going, the clench of your warmth sucking in Joshua’s fingers, “I’m yours to fuck and nobody else’s.”

In that second, Jeonghan rewarded you and his girth stretched the circumference of your mouth. Your eyes, blown open from the adjustment, stared back at Jeonghan, a whimpering mess all over his cock. He let out a groan, and a hand of his ran down your hair. “What a perfect little mouth…”

Meanwhile, Joshua is sucking off the bit of you left on his fingers and his cock aligned at your arousal before he made himself known. You pounded your fist at your side, while the other fisted Jeonghan’s length so you can reach the base. Your tears ran away from your eyes in protest, burning down your cheek as you felt him enter your throat, a bulge taking shape at the column of your neck.

“Fuck, you look so good…” Jeonghan groaned.

He held his hand over the bulge, moving gently down and up to feel it form and disappear. Besides being utterly entertaining, the sensation it shot through him was I compared to anything else. Your throat was like a perfect home, taking every inch of him, molded perfectly to his shape. 

God, did it hurt, but something about him filling you, holding himself inside you, as moisture leaked from your face in a scorching heart was heart-pounding, frightful, but all the more thrilling. Jeonghan pulled out for a moment, letting you take him at your pace—a wet, flustered, sob-stained mess that gasped for beyond oxygen—before abandoning mercy and fucked you to the depth of your throat.

Joshua, on the other hand, split your divide wide for the taking, and his cock doesn’t wait a moment to adjust, just fucking your insides until he could feel you swell around his girth. He threw his head back, your ass jiggling against every thrust like dessert, flawless collapsing around his hips. 

In the midst of this, he has your toy, wrapping it around his lips to moisten it for comfort, and his saliva lubed its silicone exterior. “All your holes. Remember that.”

He spat at your puckered lip, a shiver ran up your spine, and he lathered it soft, prepping you for entry. As insurance, a translucent ribbon stretched from him and your toy before it finds plugged inside you, Joshua now in control of both your lower ends.

You shook beneath him, mouth full of cock, holes fucked full to the point you could be classified as your common electrical outlet, and you felt dirty. Safe to say it was in the best way.

Jeonghan, who has held himself back the entire time inside you, finally released his proof of sin, pouring it down your throat like a hot, strong faucet, making your body jump in response. In turn, you feel your arousal follow soon after, the buckling of your hips not bothering Joshua in the slightest, and you begin to gently come down from one high to move on to another. 

Joshua, held you by your ass cheek, hand ensuring the toy inside you takes full advantage while tugged against your hole’s resistance, pushing in and out of you between your plush whines. “That’s right, cum…cum around my cock again…good sluts can handle more…” 

Joshua pushed you against the mattress deep until there was nothing but your body and him, your thighs pulsated around him. Your screams were loud and satisfying as you spoke only in his name. His cock shot loads inside you, final thrusts taking their final strikes until he was empty. He pulled, his hot, molten cum oozing right out of you. His knees took a fall, folding his thighs flat against his shins and he’s catching his breath.

Jeonghan pulled out as well, laying himself out on your cheek, twitching on your face in utter fatigue. “Good fucking job, baby.”

“Damn good fucking job,” Joshua repeated before pressing a kiss to your side.

Clean-up wasn’t an option at this point with all the energy drained from all your bodies and at the moment it was fine, it was time to rest. Jeonghan, who usually can’t stand to be without his phone for a few minutes, retrieves it from the bedside table, seeing the screen plastered with notifications. “Y/n, what the fuck? You sent our picture to ‘Siblings or Dating’ on Instagram?”

You slightly chuckled, momentarily forgetting about that. “Oops. That I did.”

“Well, it looks like you have more to learn don’t you,” Joshua said, now fueled by sheer spite, “Good thing your ass is open and ready for us.”

[devourers-of-god]

can you do the sally face cast with a s/o or friend thats usually very mean to everyone but has a soft spot for them

if you choose the s/o option dont do todd for obvious reasons

Hello I’m very bored so I figured I would answer old, VERY OLD inbox messages :3

**I decided to do the CAST being mean to everyone except you guys 😭**

BEFORE I START: I know the gang are not mean at all (except Travis let’s be honest) !! This is very much fiction, head canons ! <33

Sal: 🩵🫧🐁

- With other people he’s so dry and the most sarcastic person ever.

-Doesn’t hang out with a lot of friends because people annoy him more than anything.

- When you arrived at school, his few friends started to talk to you and slowly, but surely, you entered the group 🤭

- At first, Sal wasn’t interested in talking to you, he would be quite quiet and speak few sentences towards you.

- He would make harsh jokes to his friends (don’t worry his friends are not hurt by this weird love language of his) but weirdly, would skip you.

- One day, you and your friends decided to go ghost-hunting! It was your first time and you were stressed, you’ve never seen a spirit nor a ghost in your whole life.

- Sal noticed and decided to stay close to you and help you with the ghost stuff, by explaining that you won’t get hurt and he’s there.

- While he treated you nicely, he was an asshole to the others. This day he cared about your safety and yours only.

Larry: 🦝🤎🎨

- Larry would be harsh and secretive about his interests/personal life.

- Only Sal knew about his hobby, painting. The others won’t figure it out after a while.

- You moved in the apartments a week after school started. He would glance at you in the apartment’s hallways. Even though he thinks you’re cute.

- His friends invited you over at the cafeteria and started being friends with the gang.

- Larry wouldn’t interact much with you and spent his time mocking the group, but didn’t include you in the mockery.

- One day after school, everyone decided to hang out at the tree house after school. Hours had passed by and Sal, Ashley and Todd decided to leave, explained by it being the night. Larry invited you to stay, only if you wanted to of course.

- You accepted and Larry eventually warmed up to you during the night, he invited you into his sacred room and felt bold enough to present to you his interest, painting !

- Larry was very nice to you. Even when you fell asleep on his bean bag. He brought a blanket and put it over you, to keep you warm. He stayed up all night guarding over you in case of things that might happen.

Travis: ⚔️💛✝️

- Travis was already a bitch to everyone, it might be explained because he has no close friends, except at church.

- While in his daily round of bullying others in the school’s cafeteria, he spotted you alone in a corner.

- He found you mesmerizing and interesting. Perfect next victim of his bullying! Travis approached your table with confidence.

- You looked up at him with a smile. He got surprised and blurted out : “ WannaHangOutAfterSchool 😃”. You accepted and Travis left quickly to lock himself in the bathroom. He needed time to calm down alone.

- The last school’s bell finally rung, announcing the end of the day. Travis remembered that he was hanging out with YOU. Flustered, he waited for you at the front door and you showed up.

- He walked you home and kept making you laugh. You guys had a great time and your personalities matches well.

- Needless to say it was a great day for Travis. He saves your number on his secret phone and texted you all night.

Kicking my feet in the air twirling my hairKMFSOO

hope you enjoyed LOL after 2-3 years of not writing LOLLLLLL

[everythingisblue-if]

alright, here's the classic: ROs reaction to them trying to smooch the drunk!MC but the MC push them away because they "already have a partner" (which is the ROs but the MC cant remember them atm lol)

This the classic “drunk MC can’t remember partner” ask. I’ve seen dozens, I’ve liked dozens, and now I’m a part of the dozens 😃

~

Lane watches you move from the dance floor and stumble into his chest, as his arms instinctively fold around you. Looking up at him, you scramble out of his arms, an apologetic look on your face.

“Sorry,” you say. “I didn’t mean to…run into you.”

He shakes his head, a small smile appearing on his face. “No trouble at all.” He reaches for your hand, pulling you close once more. He dips his head, almost brushing his lips against yours. But you move away in a haste, give Lane a frown.

“No, don’t kiss me. I have a boyfriend.” You raise your pointer finger as if making a point. “And he would be upset if another man kissed me.”

Lane furrowed his brows, his lips pursed. “I don’t believe he would be upset if you kissed me.”

-

Simon stood back with his arms crossed, a disgusted look on his face as he watches you vomit all over the garden. He groans once you start sputtering again, and he thinks of walking away, but he knew you needed support. Physical support, as you were not able to walk the stairs alone.

You heave, and he took a step closer, making sure you completely stopped releasing fluids. Hesitantly, he puts a consoling hand on the back of your hunched figure. Giving it a little rub, a small laugh came from him. “I should’ve known that there wasn’t a limit for you.”

Huffing, you stand straight, your bones popping and aching. Bags hung under your eyes, and small drool was on the corner of your mouth. Simon gives you a small smile, wrapping his arm around your waist. “I apologize, gorgeous. I hope you’re alright.”

You nodded slowly as Simon brought his lips to your cheek. And as soon as he made contact, you scrambled away, upsetting your stomach again from the fast movement. You moan, clutching your abdomen. “Sorry, but no. Only Simon can…kiss me,” you say as you double over again.

Simon chuckled, placing his hand once again on your back. “And only Simon can carry you to bed tonight.”

-

Henery watches you trip over to round table he was seated at. He takes a cool sip of his water, peering at you through the glass. You take a hold of the table cloth, gripping it as you tried to balance yourself. Henery pulled out a chair beside him; one you instantly fell into.

You groan, slouching in the chair, rubbing your tired eyes. Henery sighed, pushing his glass of water towards you. “I told you not to drink your weight.”

You lean forward and lump yourself on the table. You pressed the side of your head down, as your eyes blearily looked up at Henery’s disapproving frown. “Thanks,” you tell him, but you ignore it, and don’t even touch the glass.

Henery scooted his chair closer to you, leaning his head down to press a doting kiss on your temple. Your mind was hazy until you understood the situation. Sitting up, your chair screeched across the floor as you pushed yourself away from him.

You swipe at your temple, trying to wipe off his kiss. “Don’t do that. I have a boyfriend.”

Henery quirked a brow, a small smile playing on his lips. He leaned back in his chair, taking a hold of his glass that you left alone. “You need to drink your weight in water tonight.”

-

B walks you down the hallway, as you drunkenly lean all your weight against them. B smiles at you as they walk you to your bed. You mumble groggily as you almost trip over your own feet.

“Careful,” B said. “We wouldn’t want your pretty face to get hurt.” They kiss you on the top of your head, smiling against it.

But that move made you pull away, losing all of your support. You fall into a wall, leaning on the cool surface. “No kissing…only my partner can do that.”

B rolled their eyes, but they were amused. “That makes me very proud I’m your partner then.”

You blink at them, no recognition coming forward. “…who?”

-

Samara grimaces as you dance with wild abandon in the hallway. You two were trying to make it to bed, but it was deemed impossible as you wanted to party. Samara held your hand, leading you up the large stairs. You laugh loudly, the sound echoing from wall to wall.

Samara shushes you, as you pass a group of guards. “Do not be so loud, dear. We have to act like actual royalty.”

You roll your eyes, letting go of her hand and skipping up the next steps. “Royalty, schm-oyalty.”

Samara rushed up the last steps to you, taking your hand back in hers. She tugs you back to her, giving you a quick kiss on the back of your hand. “Listen to me, dear. You—“

“No,” you say, pulling your hand back from her. “Don’t kiss my hand like that. I already have a girlfriend who does that to me.”

Samara scoffs, rubbing her temples with her slender fingers. “I’m too tired for this nonsense.”

-

M rustles through your wardrobe closet as tousle and turn on the bed. You moan incessantly as you kick pillows to the floor, and curl yourself into the cotton blanket. M loved having fun with you, but it became tiring once you got drunk.

M looked over their shoulder, watching you make a snow angel on the blanket. They shook their head, producing a pajama set from the closet. Closing the closet doors, they set the outfit on the bed, but you paid no mind to it. Sighing, M jumped onto the bed, stopping your snow angel activity.

They lean over you, a tired smile gracing their lips. “Are you ready to get dressed?”

You shake your head, turning away from them. They laugh softly, leaning over you once more and giving you a loud kiss on your neck. You gasp audibly and roll away from them.

You touch your neck, your mouth open in shock. “Don’t kiss me there. Or anywhere! My partner is the only one allowed to do that.”

M smiled and rolled over onto their back. They cross their arms underneath their head. “At least your epiphany gives me more room on the bed.”

~

Thank you for the ask, Anons!!! 💋👑

[dylanconrique]

Thoughts on Isabels return? How will it affect Lucy? 🤔 Tim was definitely honest with Lucy by telling her about Isabel wanting to talk?

had to put this under a cut.

well firstly, i still just can't get over the fact that she's actually coming back. i don't think she's been mentioned since.... s2??? — actually, i guess she was brought up again last season when tim and lucy were discussing the topic of kids, but idk... the tone tim used when he said he'd thought he'd already have kids by now with isabel was so nonchalant (hence why i almost forgot about it, cause you can tell that he's completely over her now, whereas in the past when her name has been brought up it usually sprouted hurt feelings).

anyway, i hope that lucy does kind of shrink into herself. the only downfall with my baby girl is that she's "too good" of a person, and can sometimes be quite the pushover. i think she's gonna bottle up her true feelings about isabel being back because she doesn't feel it's her place to get between tim and the woman who used to hold the title of his "wife". i hope like this weeks ep, we get another scene of lucy watching tim worriedly from across the precinct lobby, except this time he's accompanied by isabel and they're smiling at each other making small talk. extra bonus points if either angela, or nyla, or both of them follow her gaze and make note of the sad look on her face. maybe the three of them could finally have a girls night and they console lucy through her fears and other insecurities? 😃 hell, i'll even take a one-on-one scene of lucy and angela discussing this whole love triangle thing going on. lord knows we're long overdue for some one-on-one time of them together, they are the og girlies after all.

lol hopefully tim was smart enough to let lucy know of isabel's visiting before she opens the door, otherwise if i were lucy i'd be having a hay-day over the fact that my boyfriend gave his ex wife my address. 😂😂

[ateezfanficthingies]

At The Studio - Hongjoong × FemReader

Word count: ??? Uh it's short.

Genre: Fluff

Status: Not proofread~~~! 😃 And also written in one go~~~! 😃

I DON'T OWN THIS IMAGE/THESE IMAGES. I EITHER GOT THEM FROM TUMBLR OR GOOGLE.

THIS IS MEANT PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND IS NOT MEANT TO REPRESENT NOR SLANDER ATEEZ NOR IT'S MEMBERS IN ANY WAY.

Lol I'm lonely

I knocked a few times and opened the door, popping my head into the studio to take a lil' peek at my boyfriend who's gaze shifted from his computer to my face and he broke out into a wide smile.

"Y/N~~!" he got up and hugged me tightly. I could feel the exhaustion that had seeped into his body.

He pulled back looking into my eyes with a loving stare before kissing my nose softly. I closed my eyes and giggled at the feeling before lifting the plastic bags in my hand.

"I brought takeout~!" I was rather proud of myself. And frankly Hongjoong seemed rather proud of me too! He looked so excited as if he hadn't seen food in weeks and we spared no time setting everything up.

We sat on the couch in his studio, a feast layed out before us. One that we gladly... devoured, to say the least.

As we ate we spoke about anything and everything, but I encouraged him to talk more. He had a lot going on in general, but with the upcoming comeback he was understandably more stressed than usual. He allowed me some sneak peeks at some of the songs and pictures that they'd taken while filming, at the cost of some kisses.

Needless to say, I can't wait to hear the full songs.

I couldn't help but stare at him as he spoke. His beauty was mesmerizing and his cuteness was undeniable. I watched and listened intently, hearing his sweet voice describe the chaos that is their dorm (shout out to Wooyoung for a lot of that), the excitement as they thought of concepts and song ideas and the backstage shenanigans of their performances. He raised his eyebrows every so now and then whilst speaking and occasionally pulled little dumb faces he knew made me laugh. It felt like I hadn't seen him in years yet it was only around 2 months (and usually I wouldn't see him for longer so it felt like I was being ungrateful).

Eventually we had finished the food and were cuddled on the couch. He played with my hair as I tried to touch the coffee table with my toes without moving from my position. When it felt like I was being watched, I turned to see him staring at me with sleepy, adoring eyes.

"What?" I giggled, turning just a little bit red.

"You're so beautiful..." he said softly and that made me turn just a little more red.

I turned my attention away from the coffee table and fully faced him, entangling our legs together and tightening my hold around his waist. We locked eyes for short while before I kissed him. It wasn't a long kiss, it wasn't a horny kiss. I just couldn't describe how much love my heart held for this man in that moment. Words wouldn't do him justice but a kiss might have come a lot closer to expressing my love. I pulled back to look him in the eyes, relishing in the cute smile he had on his face (that he hates cuz he felt like he looked stupid for the "dumb smile").

"Thank you Joongie..." I smiled and pecked his lips once more. "But you know you're even more beautiful. And you're hot too."

"Are you saying you're not hot?"

"Definitely not as hot as you!"

"Hey, don't talk about my girlfriend like that!" he "scolded" and we broke out into fits of laughter.

I snuggled into his neck and rested my head on his shoulder. He chuckled, rubbing circles into my back and I only then realised how tired I was from all the excitement.

"I love you Joongie..." I mumbled into his neck.

"I love you more baby..." I heard the loving smile in his voice and I let it carry me off to sleep - content in Hongjoong's loving arms, warm and happy.

[spider-jaysart]

(Jon is lying sick with the flu in his bed, a damp towel on his forehead, his blue eyes having a bit of dullness in comparison to liveliness they usually have, his blankets tucked up to his chin. Yeah it’s pretty miserable to look at. Damian is beside him, his right hand resting to see if his temperature had gone down at all, a scowl on his face masking his all too not so stubble worry for his friend)

Damian, muttering to himself: Hmm, just hope Mar’i and Jacob can hurry up with that soup.

Jon, eyes turning to Damian since he overheard: Hey at least I ain’t dying here. I mean, it’s not like the virus has kryptonite in its pocket

Damian: Do me a favor, Jonathan and lose the sense of humor

Jon, with a weak, soft grin: Why don’t you do us both a favor and buy yourself one?

@paladin-of-nerd-fandom65

Lol🤣 "buy yourself one" freaking Jon lmao

This was a nice one to read!💖💖💖💖

Really love getting these mini Damian and Jon stories in my inbox💖💖💖💖

Damian: Shush it, Kent (he said giving him an annoyed look)

Jon: Just saying (he said jokingly with a smile while laying his head back comfortably on his pillow)

Mar'i and Jake finally walk in holding a tray with the soup, along with some chocolate chip cookies that Kory had made earlier for them

Mar'i: Jon, your soups finally finished!

(She said with a sweet and very happy smile)

Jake helps by putting an eating table on top of Jon's bed for the food

Jake: And we brought some of our Mom's chocolate chip cookies too, we know you love those! (He said excitedly)

Jon: Thanks guy's! (He said with a happy smile, appreciating it all. He soon begins to eat his soup)

Damian steals a cookie off of Jon's plate, with Mar'i and Jake doing the same as their Uncle, enjoying the soft and chocolatey flavor of the cookie

Mar'i: You shofld feel bewtter sfoon after eating the swoup!

she said to Jon with a muffled voice while chewing on her cookie "whenever Mom or Dad made it for us we would always feel so much better right after eating it!" (She said with glee after finally swallowing it, letting her words sound clear once again)

Damian: You still won't be 100% percent free of your flu though, you'll still need some rest

(he said while eating his cookie, while Jake just finishes eating his)

Jon, enjoying his warm soup and cookies: Thanks for caring guy's, I feel better already!

(He said with bright joy on his face, grateful to have them as his friends)

Thanks for this one as well buddy!💖 love getting these in my inbox!😊😃💖

Tagging my other friends here so they can see it as well @cats-and-katanas @nobodycallsmerae

[renee-writer]

AO3

Love is Composed of a Single Soul Inhabiting the Same Body Chapter 12

A/N Lol have to explain this one, huh? The story is from the wonderful @omgbarbiegurl , Angel -Baby01 on AO3. Stuck, she gave me the honor to ghost write it, using her interpretation and outline. She is posting on AO3 and myself, here. It should be posted once a week. 😃😃😃😃

AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31053734"><strong>Love is composed of a singl

“Where am I?” Murtagh looks around. Having just been in a dank cell, being in the sunlight on a beach, makes for a huge change. Then he sees a man he would have sworn dead. A jerk. “Holy mother, how are you?”

Brian had no time to travel there, prepare him and then, travel here. It was a risk as Murtagh is getting on in age. He didn’t want him to have a real stroke. “I am a traveler, like Jamie’s Claire.”

“But you were.. I have visited your grave.”

“I am sorry about that and for all the grief I put my son and daughter through. I didn’t mean to jump then. The shock of seeing Jamie so brought it on.”

Murtagh stands, his legs a bit wobbly. He looks around the beach to the clearest ocean he has ever seen. “Where are we?”

“An Island called St. Thomas. I had to get you out of that prison. You needed fresh air and the medical treatment this time offers.”

“When are we?”

“In the year of our Lord 2000.” He falls quite gracefully for such a large man.

“Really!” Jamie’s eyes, endless pools of ocean blue, burn brighter in the candlelight at her news.

“Yes. I just had it confirmed. I thought now was the perfect time to tell you. A special anniversary gift.”

He swallows hard and frames her face across the table. “Perfect. A perfect gift to each other.” The salt of their joyful tears mingles together as they kiss. “Maybe we should forget about Penny with a new baby and all.”

Right, the puppy. “Have you told the children?” His blush and the way he lowers his eyes answers her. She grins, her head shaken in loving frustration. “You know we have to go get her now.”

“Aye, in my defense, I didn’t know that a new bairn was on the way.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, not for sure.” His own puppy dog eyes have her torn between smacking him and kissing him. Since it is their anniversary, she chooses the later.

When Murtagh comes back, he finds strange men standing over him. He seems to be tied down on something. There is something stuck in his arm. He growls and tries to loss himself.

“Easy there partner.” One of the strangers says. He starts to curse him and then Brian is there, whispering in his ear.

“It is okay Murtagh. They aren’t hurting you. It is medicine.” He speaks in Gaelic so the medics won’t understand him.

“As you say. You will stay with me?” the big man is vulnerable in this strange time and place.

“I promise.”

He jerks again when loaded into the back of the ambulance. When it starts to move, he simply closes his eyes, deciding to pretend this was all a dream. It is easier.

“Why you, “ Claire playfully smacks at Jamie, “these aren’t mongrels.” She drops down by the squirming puppies. She recognizes a Boston terrier anywhere.

He simply grins. “A reminder of where you and The bairns could have been. Besides, they are cute little things.”

“They are and quite intelligent and loyal dogs.”

“So, can we take one?” He looks pleading at her again.

She laughs. “You are quite a ridiculous human being Jamie Fraser. Show me Penny.” They pick out a sweet little ball of wiggles and licks. As they drive home, the puppy in a sleeping circle on his lap, she asked, “Why a girl?”

He smiles. “Well, I didn’t wish to have a lad fixed. Seems a sin to remove his balls.”

Claire laughs long and hard.

Ned receives an unexpected phone call from an unexpected time. “I see. Yes, you did the right thing. Absolutely. Of course I will be gentle, no reason to give the lad a heart attack. Oh yes, they are lovely. Wait until you see them. Yes. It will be a change for them both but.. oh no worries, they are quite adaptable. I am more concerned about their parents. To right. We will see to them. Cheerio.” He rings off and smiles as he thinks of the news he will be bringing Jamie.

They slip into the house, Jamie holding the wiggling puppy. Fergus is the only one up. His eyes get big when he sees Penny.

“Le choih! Maman a dit ouí.”

Claire rolled her eyes. “Yes Fergus. I couldn’t resist two pairs of puppy eyes.” Fergus takes her.

“Boujour Penny. Beinvenue á la Maison.”

The puppy licks across his face. His parents smile. “Are he children down?”

“Ouí papa.”

“Grand. Then we shall introduce them to Penny in the morning.”

The ringing of the phone has Jamie hurrying to it. It took a bit for him to get used to it. Now he isn’t fearful of it. Now, he is only scared it will wake the children.

“Hello. Well Ned, what has you.. “ his silence draws Claire ‘s attention. She comes up to him. “ Do-dhéanta!” She takes the phone from him in time to hear Ned say,

“Jamie, I swear I spoke with to him.”

“Spoke to who?”

“Ah Claire. You might want to sit Jamie down and have a seat yourself.”

She follows his advice. “Now tell me what has my husband bone white?” Fergus joins them, kneeling by his mama. Penny sits by him, her head comically crooked, not that anyone sees.

“I just rang off with Brian.”

Silence, as deep as the grave, is broken by Claire’s whisper, “Bloody impossible.”

“As Jamie said but I did. He is with Murtagh. They are at a modern hospital. Claire, he is a traveler himself and they are in the year 2000.” The phone falls from her hand.

Two hundred plus years in the past, Jenny wakes. “Claire!” She calls out

[isabellehemlock]

Hi Kat! 😃 18, 19 & 46 for the end of the year meme! Hope you have a good 2022! I wish lots of love, hugs, and health for you and your loved ones 🤗✨🍀

Hi Nara!! Lol right after I share I'm scared about leaving my ask box open too long and then bam I see a fun end of the year game and whoops haha 😅

And EEK why you gotta ask me no. 18, I'm trying to be humble here lolll . . . But alright here we go:

18. What was one nice thing you did for someone else?

Hmmm, okay I'm going to go with something that might be simple to some but it means a lot to me: I brought a smile to some people's faces, sat in the discomfort with someone so they wouldn't feel alone, and prayed for the intentions of the people on my heart (I guess that's more than one thing, but really it goes hand in hand in that my hope was to show love to others in however they feel it the most)

19. What was one nice thing you did for yourself?

I gave myself permission to try again in fandom spaces and didn't listen to the voice that said I should quit all platforms back in January. I showed myself self love and self respect and it helped me not to feel burnt out! Though that was definitely a process throughout the year as I figured out the digital boundaries I needed for myself.

46. If you make resolutions, did you complete them?

Come to think of it, I'm not sure I made any kind of formal resolutions, but there were small things I did throughout the year where I felt I met some goals along the way. Mostly in the creative department but some digital boundaries as well 💕

Thank you for the ask, and I wish all the same for you and your loved ones as well ~ prayers and blessings 🙏🏻❤

For anybody who would like to know more, I'm using this end of the year meme game, and my box is open through the 31st 🤗