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godofdystopia · 2 years

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Jonathan, shaking in terror: Mina do you see him!?

Mina, currently staring respectfully at an incredibly hot girl: see who?

#dracula daily #dracula #mina harker #mina murray #jonathan harker #mina thats very bi of you #this girl aint straight #good for her

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theburninghallofpep · 4 months

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hey @beanghostprincess . thought you'd like to see this !!

they cooked here, didnt them? ^-^

#they cooked here very hard ngl #yeah i cant see franky brook jimbei and robin not being straight. their look says a lot about it tho :<#sanji and usopp definitely bi #lesbian nami and vivi !!!!#zoro really is gay. ive never seen this man having any kind of feeling for a girl besides sanji #CHOPPER'S A REINDEER !!!!!!!#what do we say about luffy? he's just him :>#one piece #nami x vivi #one piece fandom #nah. they aint straight they all into a polygamous relationship between themselves

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moeblob · 2 months

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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

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1982brucespringsteen · 2 years

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the way eddie has at least three layers of clothing on at all times but also acts like a crackhead for funsies and likes riling up straight jocks and the way chrissy is always dressed in her cheerleading uniform with full make up on and perfect hair and is still not enough for some people and the way eddie’s uncle was absolutely supportive of him when everyone turned on him and the way chrissy developed a tca as a result of being relentlessly body shamed by her mom and and the way they both knew each other from middle school but not really and the way chrissy said “do you sometimes feel like you’re losing your mind” and eddie said “yeah on a daily basis” and the way people just couldn’t believe they could ever be friends or even something else and the way they clicked so effortlessly despite being so radically different. t4t

#stranger things #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #they!! are!! trans!!!!!!!!!!!!#they both realized they were trans like super young and eddie’s parents didnt like it so he moved to hawking to live with his uncle #and chrissy’s parents were superficially supportive but her mom became obsessed with her passing and literally bullied her into developing #+ a tca #and they met as kids and he had a buzzed hair because he was desperate to pass a cis boy in his new high school but eventually got more +#+ comfortable on his identity and grew his hair and became the cool and cringey dude we all know and love #and chrissy was still trapped by the oppressive performance of feminity. bcs even though she ‘had it all’#supportive parents and access to blockers and hrt and passing #shes still not allowed to live her identity on her own terms #which drives her to her tca and later to drug use #or. tentative drug use #is that how you spell it #anyways #theyre trans they see each other like no one else can they are in love they deserved asoft epilogue #like rip to straight cis girls who write eddie x reader and self insert on chrissy but yall aint shit #mine #trans tag #ive decided im making my life’s mission to trans everyone’s favourite characters #the more self insert fics i find abt them the more i trans their gender #k bye #t4t #munningham

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ajaxbread · 7 months

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Haley, courtesy of the non-weirdest ad I’ve gotten on tumblr

The ad in question:

#art #stardew valley #sdv #haley stardew valley #haley sdv #this is closer to the haley in my head #i didn’t realize my pen would bleed for some reason so oops plus i used the wrong marker for the skin at first so it looks a lil odd #i aint even a woman nor do i wear dresses but its still one of the best ads ive seen #the others I usually see are the pika guy backpains/aches or recently eczema for some reason #guess thats what happens when a website doesn’t listen or record the things u do #im such a sucker for outfit designs like that #long flowy dress with galaxy/star patterns and or dark blue/sky themes YUM #this reminds me of when i was in hs i think maybe 16 17 yrs old and school just ended #and there was this girl in a long red flowy dress it was probably some kind of event that day #and like an awkward cant-talk-to-girls teen boy way i ran up to her said she looked pretty and ran away #im not even straight !#oh also the necklace shes wearing #(haley from the image)*#i hc that it was her grandmothers who she was super close with but when she passed she kept the necklace #and the center opens up with a lil picture of her grandmother holding her as a baby #the picture could also be of the grandparents married not too sure on that uet #both sound sweet #and its def in a sepia filter(dusty brown tones basically)#and and if u dont like the lil belly on haley u can suck it up and leave #i hate seeing when ppl are drawn ultra anime thin bc thats not healthy plus the uterus makes the stomach come out a little so its totally-#-natural #for some cases in having no uterus or other yeah that makes more sense but anytime i see like anime i cant help but think everyones a robot #also yeah on a related note i do see that i put some trans colours on her not my personal hc but im fine with it #i can see her more as either cis/intersex and the term i forgot where smn identifies with femininity but never masculinity or however it go #i also dont think shed carw abt labels ‘am i cis? no im haley’

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widevibratobitch · 11 months

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#coming to tumblr for the first time in three days just to bitch because i feel like shit <333 #sorry if i havent responded to your message i will as soon as i get a grip but rn im just too busy #both with uni and with crying because a friend said a mean thing to me lol #and because im tired of this new friendship already and tired of hearing this girl talking how great she is lol #am i jealous? fuck yeah i am.#and it's not like she's mean like straight up. cause like.#when i say im really considering quitting and dropping out she tries to encourage me ig #but then she follows it up with 'ofc *I* never had a problem with this and that because it always just came naturally to me teehee #but yknow. dont give up uwu'#and she keeps sending me recordings of her singing to tell her how good she is and always tells me how her teacher praises her #and like. its cool. like i get it that its a nice feeling when you do something well and wanna share that joy with a friend #but idk. i just think its kinda. well not mean but a litt #*a little tone deaf? when ive just been telling her that im in a Bad Place rn and my voice isnt working as it should #and my pianist is bullying me and i end up crying on almost every lesson #and she hits me with a 'damn that sucks fuck that pianist dont give up tho <3 #now do you wanna listen to me sing bel raggio lusinghier like a pro and my professor telling me i am sublime?'#also when i tell her that im sorry that im not very social and i just cannot stay and chat cause im having a horrible day today #and really dont feel well and she's like 'yeah i havent noticed anything you're always like that... *side eye*' in a way that suggests #im a horrible friend cause im not talking with her enough and yet again im disappointing her (aint that familiar lol)#i just. idk. the last two-three weeks have been absolutely horrible to me. i cant get out of bed i havent done a single colorful make up #in so long ive basically forgotten how to do that. and i loved doing fun make up looks that make people tell me i look like a clown.#but i just dont have the energy to do anything more than put on a random tshirt and spray dry shampoo on my unwashed hair #i dont even wear my rings anymore. ive stopped caring about being the pinkest slayest queerest looking bitch in the room cause i just. cant #and even some casual friend of mine asked me yesterday if im okay cause they can see something is Not Right. but SHE not only doesnt notice #anything. i have a feeling she feels like im disappoing and neglecting her because i cant be bothered to text with her 24/7 #like idk. maybe its just my imagination but i barely even feel like an actual person. more like just a homunculus made to trail after her #and listen to her bragging about how pretty/talented/unbothered she is #oh and also for her to keep dissing m/ozart lol like idk why it hurts me so bad but then ig its not that unusual to feel shitty #when someone keeps talking shit about something you really love and are passionate about and making you feel like an idiot #because you like it. because its stupid and boring and you're a simpleton for enjoying it instead of liking sth more 'ambitious'

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snarltoothed · 1 year

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i am NOT capable of providing this content (pussy on pussy virgin 😔) so obviously this isn’t a demand on any individual who is

BUT

we need more completely unashamed lustful sensual hornyposting from the SSA female crowd no joke

#r #like there’s so much boring ass straight sex stuff everywhere #and i mean while that makes me gag now that’s probably a trauma response #it DID work on me in my teen years like yes ❤️c0ck❤️ be a sl*t do whatever you want! (being a sl*t duh)#and considering my recent tiny excursion into hornylesbianposting on the internet and how im determined now to not die a lesbian sex virgin #like. think it would be effective in convincing bi girls/women that men aint shit #or at least that sex with women can be equally (if not more) satisfying than the Idolized Phallus

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jadedharleys · 7 months

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holy shit... jade harley url pots haver solidarity!

eds pots adhd lesbianism i got the whole party up in here

#the pots isnt an official diagnosis yet but like even if i dont straight up have full on pots i do have the like. more generic version #but i can neverfucking remember what its called. i do be passing out when i stand up too fast and all that #i wanna get the actual test for it tho cause like. girl this aint fun

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godofdystopia · 2 years

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YOUR girls, hmmm?

#i know what you are Marcy #this girl aint straight #good for her good for her #this journal is going to be sapphic as hell #aint it?#amphibia #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #sashannarcy #marcanne #sasharcy

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thetimelordbatgirl · 8 months

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I'm only now watching videos on Colleen's Ukulele apology, and just...dear god, the lyrics...I think they actually killing me in so many ways, including cringe, disgust and just audacity of this bitch.

#i find it hiliarous she admits straight up her pr people told her no dont speak on this #but she decided to sing cause they didnt say not to #like sorry were they supposed to duck tape your mouth????#....wait that might be a pro if they do #and just 'oh im sorry i didnt know you were so perfect' while trying to claim it was a mistake #girl i know people who make mistakes #including myself #none of them are what you did colleen #that shit aint a mistake #and i doubt anyone calling her out would claim to be perfect #but shes playing victim so she gotta do this shit i guess

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girl-bateman · 9 months

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I love those pictures of girls playing professional poker and chess. The vibes are just there, you know? The vibes are vibing.

#also im gay which might be contributing factor to the allure #im sorry but i just love seeing a woman doing something i myself am unable to #like yess cindy move that bishop to A6 or whatever the fuck- you are slaying it over there (unless you arent then ooooh nooo)#oh wow cindy you got a straight flush ??? well lemme ask you this- is there such a thing as a gay flush and can i get in on that #actually gay flush sounds like a sex thing that would scare me so i take that back #but you get it.. hahaha gay poker pun or whatever #anyway... need me a girl to beat me in chess and poker 😞#a sore loser aint the only typa sore i wanna be when this is over #ok thats the LAST PUN im sorry 😞

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unimportantweirdo · 1 year

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this dimension 20 shit making me want a girlfriend

#kristen and tracker #fig and ayda #gorgug and zelda #the wonderful parents #i want a girlfriend >:(#i aint ever dating a cis straight man ever again #but i haven't dated a girl or anyone outside the binary #and i want too

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deathbyswoon · 9 months

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Just saw a minor spoilery criticism of Gale and WOW it IS Anders 2.0: Worser, Badder, Fuckboy

#baldur's gate 3 #christ and apparently my best girl gets nothing?#none of my girls get straight up positive endings?#say it aint so

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feltferal · 1 year

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Did you guys know I really fucking love Carly

#; out of caffeine (ooc.)#just ‘are you gay’ WELL HE AINT STRAIGHT that’s for sure #absolutely wheezing that rose has not figured out that her favorite sibling is bi as hell #he really kissed a guy YEARS before a girl #which reminds me that I should write that human hc down

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saph-yells-into-the-void · 9 months

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nah bc its so funny how jang hayoung can learn skills only women can and refer to herself as a '15-year old schoolgirl' and a bitch rather than a jerk, and how others literally say that she is a girl-

only for kim dokja to be like: 'idk their gender is kinda ambiguous :/'

#like boy this aint even subtext theyre just straight up telling you shes a girl what is there to be confused about 😭#orv #saph-reacts

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illdothehotvoice · 2 years

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Okay played a bit of Ensemble Stars and though I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s just not for me I find the fact that the twin’s group name is “2wink” VERY amusing have a nice day

#Look look I couldn't get into Bandori because it has one linear story that follows the group i literally do not care about #and Ensemble Stars is the same way??#but like. it's that on top of the fact that there are just SO SO many characters that I was really hoping it'd be like prosekai dhgjndg #because Prosekai is like ''Hey bestie if you don't want to play More More Jump's story you don't have to qwq''#''just play the stories you care about we won't hold it against you qwq'' and that's GREAT dhjgknfg #because I can just sit and play everything but more more jump and i'm happy with my life and I don't even hate those characters just #their story doesn't interest me at all lmao dshjndg BUT ANYWAYS ensemble stars-#dude leveling up characters is way too complicated #there are just TOO many characters sdhgjdfg #All the songs are original to my understanding which is coll but not really for me i wanna play songs i know dhsjgkfhg #*cool #and like i knew getting into it that like all the characters are pretty boys so you KNOW the target audience is like straight teen girls #which is fine! but within the first 5 seconds of me having freedom to do what i want after the tutorial #i experienced SO much fanservice dshgjknfh #also the twins do that big/little bro thing which is SUCH a big pet peeve of mine you are the same age ehgjnfsb #anyways i'm sure it's a good game and if you enjoy it i'm very happy you have something that you can enjoy in your life!#and if this ends up int he main tags I apologize I was trying to ramble so it wouldn't lmao dgjdh live your best life #this one just aint for me chief. i'm gonna play prosekai then go to bed sgdhjnk

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