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yellowyola · 7 months ago

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Benzo doesn't get paid anything at all to deal with this 😔

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF

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blackkatdraws2 · 26 days ago

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[ORV] Happy (late) Father's Day to Han Myungoh. Spread the word for Men's Mental Health Awareness Month

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #han myungoh #han dareum #my drawing museum #there's a lot of men in ORV with mental problems but Han Meow Meow is my wife so I'll be representing him #also I thought he was a fitting character if I'm being honest #he's as cis of a man as you can get with any of the characters in ORV (pushing aside the jokes with him and being pregnant lmao)#which is usually the topic for these discussions. but anywho. take care of men's mental health #it's not just the cis men too (as much as I despise the arguments of people putting them or themselves down for it.)#(their feelings are valid even if it's not traditionally considered “masculine.”)#it's also the queer men. the trans. men all over the world of different identities and cultures #i sound like im preaching but genuinely speaking. lets talk about it more #normalizing toxic social norms can kill

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hana-bobo-finch · 1 month ago

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so sad you weren’t allowed to do this

#at least I think you’re not allowed to. it also wouldn’t let me type egg? why can’t I be egg #I ended up just naming myself PEN lmao no clever joke or anything just the humble writing utensil #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #art #tw f slur #cw f slur #kris deltarune #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #susie dr #ralsei #ralsei deltarune #this drawing is a bit rushed because I had to be one of the first people to make the joke I HAD to #I guarantee someone has already beat me to it but I can’t be late to the party #I think it’d be funny considering how worked up ralsei got over Susie naming herself ass #‘surely kris will have typed something more respectfu—Oh’#deltarune chapter 3 #it’d be in character for kris to do this I think. without the player’s interference #I think Rudy mentioned in chapter 4 that kris would probably sing swears in the choir so like. yeah they’d do this #999 notes. is this really gonna be my first post to reach 1k (/pos)#if I knew people would like it I’d put more effort into it amkamsjisnoiunsuiieniijnijinooo

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ninjasmudge · 1 year ago

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thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

#cult of the lamb #cotl #rspect my privacy at this time by not asking what came over me to make a fully colored comic #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl aym #my art #actully im like really proud of this not sure why it happened but it did #anyway i have at least another 4 cotl jokes to get out right now #if you look real close you can see my hcs for lambs design before and after they got the red crown #and also i need everyone to notice aym and lambs eldrich shadow #and yes i know you can both name the cult anything AND you can have a cult in someones name with it being their cult but consider. funny #narinder

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ophthalmotropy · 1 year ago

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All jokes aside, it is genuinely painful to watch your country become the world's laughingstock over the course of a few months. Argentina has so much to be proud of—we have public universities that are ranked among the best in the continent; we have public hospitals where someone with a life-threatening disease can be saved even if they don't have a cent; the greatest dictator of our history died in a common prison; criminals against humanity have been tried in oral, open courts; we have some of the most advanced gender identity laws in the world, which allow access to hormones without a prior dysphoria diagnosis; and legal and safe abortions are a constitutional right. All of these things are currently under attack, of course.

#l33chsp34k #Not joking—they want to defund universities and hospitals pardon dictators and torturers consider LGBT people perverted and they're prolife #argentina

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rongzhi · 6 months ago

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Starting off the new year with a bang

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #jokes aside i looked it up and #BROADLY speaking the punishment for setting off fireworks where it's illegal (roadside) is a monetary fine of 100-500rmb #unless this is considered a 'severe' case* in which case the penalty is 5-10 days detention+fine #(*probably wasn't since it's an empty road)(Unless there was a dry weather/poor weather advisory which would count as severe circumstances)#Large scale illegal fireworks displays would be fined 10k-50k rmb #....if anyone's interested

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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I like to think that after the Eclipse Cannon, Robotnik would try to show his love and appreciation more openly!

I also like to think that he would do it terribly and it would backfire constantly.

#stobotnik #agent stone #doctor ivo robotnik #sonic movie 3 #I'm sorry you're sad stone but in my defense it is very funny #i also considered making it something like #R: I couldn't care less about you!#(becasue he has tried and it didn't work)#S: 💔#they look very round and weird because this joke warranted it okay?#don't worry though as with most things regarding the doctor stone will learn to read it correctly #everyone else will think robotnik is randomly attacking him for no reason tho #ivo is very proud of himself can you tell?#and about that little stone on the list #i wanted his head to be shaped like a paper cup #and yes he's surrounded by hearts. this is Robotnik's list he can put whatever he wants there

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glitter-hound · 14 days ago

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charlie kelly + blood

7x1 // 10x9 // 11x1 // 13x8

#didn't include the christmas episode gifs cause they didn't fit the vibe. sorry #or the end of the gang turns black because i don't like that joke #Dis ones for oomfs anon . apologies to oomf if this is considered rude Idk i just wanna help owt my fellow sunny soldiers #iasip #charlie kelly #my gifs

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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(Accidentally mis-clicked enter on my last ask. Here's the full "ask")

What he says...

VS What I read...

("us" as in him and WWX, not the spider just to be clear)

They should make an adaptation called 'The Unfiltered', where Lan Wangji says exactly what's on his mind.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #ask #So glad you came back and resent the ask with the completed joke. Thank you; the punchline is fantastic.#A fairly significant part of LWJ's character is that he *does not* say what he truly wants to.#Frankly he spends a significant part of his life not having the words to describe his feelings and wants.#And when he finally does know what he wants...it is too late to say anything at all.#He is a character that struggles to read between the lines who also needs to be read between the lines.#What a great trait to apply to a character in a series about the harms of taking the world at face value.#Lan Wangji you have my sincerest apologies. In the past I considered you mid. You were the olive of my character charcuterie.#My palate has expanded to appreciate the complexities and necessity of your traits.#Go get 'em. You salty and bitter (+ fruity) king. Those flavours rule. People love you enough to get very mad on polls on your behalf.

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the-meme-monarch · 7 months ago

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edit: woe finished version upon ye here⬅️

YAY im either. 1/3 or 1/2 way though now i think

delilah and shrimpo are my favorite characters. the animatic is Not about Either of them but I kinda didn’t want to just post the video on its own since it’s Not Done Yet

#the art gallery #progress #dandys world #dandy’s world #fully aware that if shrimpo was canonically aromatic it’s probably be considered bad rep HDHDHDHSJDJ #but I like him and im aromatic therefore i make him aromantic #it’s not Necessary to the understanding of that one comic there but i had a prev drawing that’s supposed to be Why shrimpo hates looey So M #So Much More and it’s just. shrimpo Used to hate him a normal amount and then looey made a joke abt shrimpo having a crush on him #edit:#either i typoed it as aromatic instead of aromantic twice or it autocorrected #and considering this is Me we’re talking about I don’t know which is funnier #i mean i hope i also smell nice. i imagine shrimpo would smell like boiled shrimp

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #henry emily #aunt jane #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #AUNT JANE FINALLY MENTIOMED 🔥🔥#tbh I didn’t mean for it to take this long just to draw Jane but here we are #I still got a handful of fnaf movie characters I still gotta draw BAHA #one day I’ll do em all #THIS IS a lil joke of comparing Michael and Mike’s extended family relationships #it’s actually kinda interesting we don’t get much insight into Michael and Henry #but I always kinda assumed Henry was close enough to the family to be considered family #so to Michael Henry is his uncle #and they have a complicated relationship in their later years #WHILE MIKE knows aunt Jane and doesn’t like her BAHAH #she did keep trying to bank off Abby #and sent a crew to vandalize his work to get him fired #SO YEAH UNDERSTANDABLE they don’t have the strongest relationship 💀💀#the differences are pretty funny though.. ones angsty and the other is almost comedic #no shade to aunt Jane btw we love awful women here 🙏🏾

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homkamiro · 1 year ago

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Some more of these fuckers

#angus considers francis as his bestie that he can infodump to. francis is tired #considering how anastacha took her father's mmmm thingy and that francis lives next to them #i'd say they are still pretty close. divorced. but still pretty close #or it's that one joke that all milkmen are homewreckers which is funny but ehh...#that's not my neighbor #tnmn #tnmn fanart #that's not my neighbor fanart #francis mosses #angus ciprianni #nacha mikaelys #anastacha mikaelys

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sicheslavchyk · 4 months ago

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I want to scream and cry (istg who tf am i lying to, i am already crying)

To every non-ukrainian that reads my tumblr — if Ukraine is going to be given to russia, I will die. For being openly pro-Ukrainian or openly queer — one of those two, definitely. It is, like, a fact. And the possibility of that is way higher then the possibility of me dying right now from a missile or a drone (even though there's an air raid right now, yeah). Fucking crazy, but that's the reality.

Don't want to be spreading defeatism, but the things that happened in the White House today very clearly show that the US is siding with russia.

I believe in our military. They are doing absolutely unbelievable things. They are probably the only reason why I haven't given up on my life yet.

But oh my fucking god, it is so obvious that the US is trying to sell us to russia. Honestly, it is fucking unbelievable. After threatening to sanction the hell out of us in the 90s in order to make us give up our nukes and destroy missiles and military aircrafts, they failed to react when russia broke the Budapest memorandum and attacked us in 2014. They did fucking nothing. And now they are actively betraying Ukraine (sorry, I can't call it otherwise). I hate trump and every person that voted for him. I wish them to spend the next 11 years like ukrainians — actively suffering and with everyone telling them to shut up and die already.

I genuinely don't know what else to say. Support Ukraine, please. If you are not from the US — look up the info about pro-Ukraine rallies in your country. We need the support of other countries. At this point I am literally begging everyone who can read this — push your government to help us. It is crucial right now.

If you are from the US — honestly, i don't know what to tell you. Either hire a hitman who can do their job or riot and overthrow him. Yeah.

Ah, also, yeah, never fucking ever give up your nukes 🙂

#ukraine #ukraine russia war #war #at this point i have come back to my january 22 state when i was considering killing myself if the full-scaled war starts #rn my mental health has come to the point when every damn thing that comes out of trump's mouth makes me consider jumping out of the window #yeah i am really close to ending it all right now i am not joking #but yeah i believe in armed forces of ukraine #im tired angry and scared #honestly what the fuck i should be worried about finishing school rn not about how i will die if usa sells us to russia #this is so fucked up

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bubba-draws · 2 years ago

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They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

#i doodled this a long time ago and considering i havent posted any new art yet i decided to finish it #most serious au ever #they kept cursing for a bit till they finally calmed down #this is mostly a joke but u know im making it canon #hollow knight #hollow knight au #pure vessel #the hollow knight #hollow hk #the radiance #the radiance hk #radiance vessel au #first post of 2024

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3kidsinacoat · 2 months ago

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Shen yuan: I've convinced my brother and my boyfriend to go to group therapy with me. Because I feel that there were some unresolved issues.

Shen yuan: now Binghe has ripped Jiu-ge's arm off and is beating him over the head with it while screaming "it is my turn to perpetuate the cycle of abuse!"

Shen yuan: somehow I don't think they got the point

#Shizun said it's my turn on the cycle of abuse!#svsss #The funniest thing about this joke is the notion that shen yuan would consider therapy #mxtx #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villains self saving system #memes #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #Shen yuan #Shen jiu #incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect quotes #Binqiu #original shen qingqiu #shen bros #shen twins #SHENanigans

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