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in an attempt not to go horribly insane, I have started making a bunch of stuff with my hands---and unfortunately, this does help. woe.






#pardon the terrible photos but I need to brag to SOMEONE.#not pictured: a couple half-finished paintings and a scrapbook that I'm still trying to decide how to fill#a draft blocker I made for my back door (it's cute but hard to make a sock full of beads look interesting)#plus a hook and latch rug that is very relaxing to work on; but I can't do that and embroidery simultaneously#embroidery is already hard enough. honestly how did people do this? how???#at least I can watch something on a streaming service.#I simply cannot imagine doing this without additional external stimuli.#this is a thing I made
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most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit
#pinyatalk#yes. ALL her content is spongebob. except for just that ONE video.#even tho i never watched arcane season 2 (i heard some Things about it that made me turn away from it lol) that essay was still utter PEAK#REALLY good political analysis and critique of themes and characters and such. GOD. plz watch itttt#she may be a spongepilled squarepantsmaxxer but she talks about this shit like she’s known it for yearsss#i haven’t watched the spongebob analyses yet tho. though if the arcane video was peak then all her spongebob stuff must be peak as well…#anyways here’s the videooo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAgP6V--qYM)
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is#mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is#I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it#....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves
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unoriginal joke
#Gravity Falls#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Stan Pines#shitpost#I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah#This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.
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party rockers in the
#im sure someone has already made this joke but i think im hilarious#house md#hate crimes md#greg house#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#i feel like such a loser tagging things like look at me give me attention god. shut up.#scout talks house
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Shared here today by Matthew Boroson on Facebook. (ETA: Gaining inspiration from other authors is great. Lifting passages and avoiding giving credit isn’t.)
Tanith Lee was the first woman to win the British Fantasy Award for best novel, for the second book of the Flat Earth series. She died in 2015. You can buy Tales From the Flat Earth here and here .
#neil gaiman#tanith lee#I had no idea#this has made me even angrier#and also clarifies a few more things for me#anyway I thought you’d want to know#eta: inspiration is not plagiarism — the problem is not that he was inspired by other works#most good authors are#the problem is lifting passages#and the other problem is not crediting inspiration where it’s clearly due
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually#Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER#Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy#anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not#Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly#gravity falls#GF Fan art#fan art#Stanley Pines#Bill Cipher#Grunkle Stan#Stan Pines#Post canon#ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart#tbob#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#my art#Comic#gravity falls comic#BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU
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I was made to love you, and yet,
Inspired by this observation by a friend:
#andraws#bird#birds#pigeon#pigeons#columbidae#ok tags done time to yap#(first up this isn't a vent#I'm a ok! Even if it made me feel things drawing it#I just feel strongly about pigeons + how we domesticated them#thousands of years of domestication just to be demonized and thrown out#anyways I love angel themes & pigeons so this was a no brainer to draw#and it was a lot of fun heheh#it's also really funny how a lot of my favourite pieces on here are birds in yellow crying#anyways be nice to pigeons! That's it)#bird tag
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trying again to recount this one dream i had that stuck with me awhile ago
#comic#my art tag#looking at my old art of me made me remeber this dream. the memory of the donut is so clear in my mind still#it was waxy looking like soap.#that one comic i forget the critter of reminded/inspired me of/to do the thing where the word bubble leaks out all creepy
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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity#but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale#i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains#if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D#however... this#it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians#like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys#fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started#they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered#mmmmm i wont rant now#biology
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does anyone want to see my deltarune madoka magica crossover
#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#noelle deltarune#ralsei deltarune#ralsei#deltarune#deltarune fanart#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica#berdly#kriselle#(kinda)#i made this whole thing with kriselle in mind because i love them#also i waited until i finished the full gang to post this thing LOL#sorry abt not putting any effort into sayaka berdly and spamton kyubey i kinda needed to get this out of my head as quickly as possible#hope tumblr like it#my art
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I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)
#she was born of the need for a very self indulgent project after a bad week and she's one if my favourite things I've made recently#i love all her features and secrets ...#she has 2 secret pockets in her mouth for keys and other such small things#and a divider in the main body with a fish spine design on it#and she turns into a backpack!#sewing#art#textile art#my art#fish#bag#whimsical#texiles#fish bag
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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats
#I heard they made neko atsume 2 and I couldn’t decide which I wanted so I downloaded both#the nice thing is that 1 comes with a watch app so I can easily check if there are new cats without pulling out my phone#great for when I go to pee at work and realize I left my phone but still wanna procrastinate#but 2 you can visit other people’s yards???
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happy eat rocks friday

#this isnt a thing i dont think. i just made this up.#yeyyyy rocks#therian#canine therian#canine theriotype#wolf therian
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