#this is about noirpunk

[theyluvbix]

Bitches will come into fandom spaces and be sooo pressed when normal fandom shit happens. Yes we're shipping those two characters who had literally no screen time together. No we don't care if it doesn't make sense to YOUR personal interpretation of those characters. Fuck off if you don't like it.

[whaliiwatching]

diagnoses u with fanfic tags

yeah i caved. welcome spideysona

their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out

their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person

they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol

[lildoodlenoodle]

Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.

Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!

Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.

Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Noir solving a Rubik's cube and being so proud so he hands it to Hobie for Hobie to see

but as soon as he touches it the colors of the Rubick's cube shuffles again, cause of his 138 style. Without him doing anything, it just happens by touch.

Some of the stickers even turning random colors like purple, beige, or newspaper print and for a moment they stand in there in silence before Hobies just goes ".... I'm so sorry m8"

meanwhile Noir is on his knees yelling in anguish because solving that thing took him THREE WEEKS

Poor Noir.

[brown-spider]

Do you see my vision

[exx-bee]

Great Fire of London .... 2!

[candyfloss-esophagus]

Guys guys I was just struck by a brutal noirpunk au concept.

So the reason Noir doesn't take his mask off? It has a protective function on it, which stops him from turning everything he touches greyscale (side effect of the spider god thing). It's why he doesn’t take it off outside his dimension. Hobie is the same in the other direction, he turns everything into neon newspaper clippings (side effect of that toxic waste spider what bit him). Except Hobie is better at tamping it down, which is why he only makes the objects he interacts with directly do that and doesn't need anything to help him do it. So Hobie and Noir are dating, they're kicking ass, they're sickeningly in love except... Except Hobie has never seen Noir's whole face. The few times he's asked he's been deflected which yk he respects. Until one day, Noir's mask comes off entirely, either by accident or through brute force and it starts happening, everything is being turned black and white and oh man he's a monster just look at what he's doing curse this fucking eldritch spider being and— and then Hobie’s there brighter and more colourful than ever and they're kissing and the bright lights that Hobie is made up of are sparking up against the black and white ink spillage and Hobie is... not being affected by it? Noir relaxes although he is very confused and he gradually comes to the conclusion that he and Hobie neutralise their respective powers. Boom. Happy endings all round.

[i-ate-the-rats]

some sketches for breakfast.

[spidey-bie]

I promise you there wasn't a single ship in this movie that I had even considered. And then y'all went and put Noirpunk in my face and now I don't know what to do anymore.

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Punknoir <3

"—the last two mean like for blue, so if I put this one in," he taps at the input option and types out #390072, before pressing enter as they both watch a little gradient and box of color load onto the screen. "Bam. Purple."

Ben stares at the screen.

"You right mate?"

"I love you."

or,

fucking christ they finally got together(they've known each other like 2 months tops)

(Can be read as a stand alone if you're a newcommer)

Links:

Lay In My Pine Overcoat (Share With A Stranger) (the one this description is for!)

The whole series

My ao3

Please read the tags btw please I do not know what to do if you do not read the tags

[voidpants]

in these small, quiet moments G | Noirpunk Five times someone caught a private moment between Hobie and Peter.

[fiepige]

Wanted to write a quick noirpunk blurb but now I'm 4 pages in and actually considering making it a full blown fic instead.

I don't think it would be that long but I've still got a couple of things to add so I feel like I might just make it a fic at this point.

[whaliiwatching]

one in a million admirers…

based on ofc this prompt

[sunny-clover]

PUNKNOIR/ NOIRPUNK HEADCANNONS

• based off of this post, I believe Hobie recruited Noir.

•Miguel regretted it almost immediately. They would kill so many nazis and break so much canon and drop by in each other’s dimensions so much and it only got worse when they started dating. •They’d go around with stuff from each other’s dimensions and it drove Miguel insane.

•Eventually Miguel decided that Noir had to be the one to leave since he had the most going on in his dimension (I mean both of them do but Noir’s a Peter ig and Miguel can’t handle one more Peter.) also Hobie is good at recruiting ppl. Oh and Noir traumatizes even spider therapist with his backstory. 😀

•Miguel has a ban on Hobie’s and everyone else’s watch thing from visiting Spider Noir’s dimension. Bro went low.

•Hobie is super fucking depressed

•Main reason Hobie started making his own watch was to see about but then it became him having the need to save the young spiders from the society.

(I have more)

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

OP you are so right about your punknoir post. Noir would casually call Hobie doll and Hobie would just end up thinking about it in the back of his mind for the rest of the day. Let Hobie get wooed

I bet Noir does A LOT of chivalrous and gentlemanly stuff thats so common in his universe but out-of-fashion everywhere else

Like Gwen points out that Peter always holds the door open for Hobie or takes off his hat for a moment in greeting when he sees him and Hobie can't stop thinking about it

they're walking on the street and Peter is always standing next to the road because in his world that's just the thing to do, having your partner stand on the inside of the sidewalk. Peter always holding the umbrella for them

Like could you imagine Noir putting his coat around Hobie's shoulders oh my god I'm going to scream jshgjkfhkjgd

[brown-spider]

Hold up. I could be completely wrong about this but.

I saw ur post where u said Hobie was like in his mid 20s but I also thought Noir being 19 was canon? Is it not?? Correct me if i'm wrong

In the Spiderverse films, neither Hobie nor Noir have their ages explicitly stated, therefore they don't have canon ages and it's open to interpretation.

The comics, tweets by the director, and trivia from the art books don't count as canon unless they are in the source material. It's perfectly fine for others to use those things to influence their personal interpretations tho!

Imma do my own thing ✌🏽