#this is all 'probably' covered by insurance

[guinevereslancelot]

eye doctor was trying not to scare me today bc i have a sight threatening condition 🥲 it's probably treatable but i need to go to a specialist

[threnodians]

i have been awake for over 24hrs 🤪

[binders-and-beanies]

Pondering bottom surgery in the tags I mf guess

[maidofmetal]

my wheelchair is wrecking my body lol

[rex101111]

I don't know what impresses me more about Tifa's Shinra soldier get up, that she can fit all of her hair under that helmet, or make her boobs that flat with just that uniform shirt and a couple belts.. ...Shinra must make really good sports bras.

[pupkou]

i’m literally going to **** ******

[fabdante]

Any headcanons for reboot Dante and medical trauma?

Side note: Considering Vergil got adopted by a rich family and presumably had regular doctor's visits and such, presumably Nephilim blood + DNA and such doesn't look any different than regular human DNA. Which... feels like it should be wrong, since Nephilim aren't human, so there's gotta be some differences there somewhere, right? Maybe it just looked normal because of whatever spell Sparda (and maybe Eva?) put on the twins?

I always figured based on that one line from Vergil about meningitis being a human sickness and thus, Dante can't catch it, that both of the twins just don't really get sick or have any medical issues. So due to that and Dante's slew of bad foster homes, that he probably just like...never went to the doctor.

I do however think that once he got in the Order, the medical division there probably ran some tests on him at Vergils behest. I'm sure the details they were given were slim and they'd probably run the same tests on Vergil before, but Vergil probably wanted something to compare to. Dante is cooperative, but talks and moves too much which is annoying when you're trying to draw blood (he talks with his hands and likes to touch things).

As for Vergil, I similarly don't think he ever got sick so only ever really went to the doctor for check ups. I guess I maybe based this on my own experiences but I never really got blood draws as a kid until they started testing me for anemia and thalassemia (anemia but worse if you have the major strain and Mediterranean). Which maybe was a result of my deathly fear of needles up until I started getting like frequent blood tests? But idk regardless it sort of led me to assume that Vergil, being the picture of health to his pediatrician, never got his blood drawn asdfghjk

The idea though that he's just got his former pediatrician out there wondering what the fuck was up with that kids blood is very funny to me. Like, I just figured all Sparda did was wipe the kids memories so any difference in their blood would be noticeable still for medical professionals. So this guy can see somethings up but is not equipped to figure out what and the kid seems fine so asdfghj let him be.

That said, and regardless of how aware he is that he is immune to human germs, I also headcanon Vergil to be a germaphobe and a hypochondriac (he has a vibe also as a fandom we all seemed to have taken in the fanon that he just never takes off the gloves and this all just rolled with it dfghjkl). He's probably always hated doctors offices and made a fuss about being there and did not trust the needles for his booster shots. Once he figured out he didn't need to go, he definitely stopped going asdfghjk. The idea of someone who is immune to all illness and disease who is incredibly afraid of it anyway is very silly and fun to me, love that about him.

[man-im-so-high]

god gave me tits bc they knew i'd be too powerful without

[bittwitchy]

see the reality is i post on my rps usually when nobodys been there a bit and nobody is probably online, but the mental illness in me keeps saying its bc everyone secretly hates me and i dont deserve love, and when i tell a gov doctor that, they basically just say ‘take your antidepressant’s and shut up’ which is also funny when said gov doctor wont refill my fucking antidepressants in the first place

[abstract-moth]

for once I would like to be struggling academically bc my brain actually struggles to comprehend the material and not bc I have some dumb*ss sh*t going on in my personal life

[duchessvultjag]

the third party eli lilly does their medication coupons through has been down since february 21 and they have no idea when it's supposed to go back up which means i have pay several hundred dollars out of pocket for my emgality and pray there aren't any issues with the reimbursement process ??

[microwavepopcorn]

[gendernewtral]

the wheelchair i currently have to use is bulky and inconvenient due to the fact that a properly sized, more compact one is way too expensive. so until abled people in checkout lines who decide to complain start chipping in, they’re getting inconvenienced too.

[doodlboy]

Local man has not been taking his meds, whose fault is this? His

[housewifebuck]

Attempting to get two of my wisdom teeth out later today I am shaking like a scared chihuahua

[born-to-lose]

According to 6 different serious health/psychology pages I have BPD, do you think that means I should see a therapist?