#this is how i order burgers

[surrealpanda]

I'm so close to done with this chapter I can almost TASTE it

[doggirlhen]

worldbuilding for dumb furry bullshit is so goddamn fun

for a while now ive had the thought "yknow. taurs probably need to eat more food but just having them order double of things is boring" so i decided, in universe, every burger/chicken sandwich/ fast food item in a similar vein can be asked for "taur style" where its now longer, kinda like the burger king chicken sandwiches. instead of the typical 1:1 overhead aspect ratio of a burger, its 2:1 with the same width as a typical burger at that establishment.

also establishing that they used to be served like that one outside wolves image, but that fell out of fashion as that was difficult to package and eat. also also, theres some locations that assume taur style by default, and theres a whole culture and foodie discissions about what makes a good taur burger. arguments about if it has to be one long patty or if two regular ones are fine, arguments about how the bread must be made. all down to preference, mind you

i also really like the idea of someone who's not a taur going to one of these taur-assumed joints and the guy taking the order shouting "CAN I GET A NUMBER 4 FOR THE BIPED" and that translating to "make this burger small this guy isnt a taur"

[little-pondhead]

DPxDC Prompt:

[this is a long one please forgive me]

Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.

During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?

Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.

Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)

Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.

Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.

His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.

The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.

Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.

So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.

And then something exploded.

The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.

And then…and then…and then what?

All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?

Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.

The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.

It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.

Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.

[ted-iverse]

I love how all these midnight burger cast imaginings being posted are basically just:

A lesbian with a PhD

The youngest (and most chill) tía

A pitiful white boy

The coolest guy you've ever seen in your fucking life

And they're all absolutely correct

[mothsgotghosts]

tma aus where they work at like a fast food joint or something but the fears are still showing up are so funny to me like

Jon gets promoted to general manager but he's basically just a glorified crew member with more work to do and he Still does not get paid enough to deal with the weird customers that for some reason want to tell him their horrible life stories

[aturnoftheearth]

every time i see my aunt she says “oh i know you jay, you’re a foodie!” and every time i laugh and agree but like girl what is your standard for that. like i cook dinner. she’s so silly and fun though i just go along for the ride

[cowboy-caboodles]

a quick break from my normal newsies stuff to give y’all my gay cowboy lover ocs 🤲🤲

the one of the left is named jack (named PRIOR to myself so no he’s not named after me i prommy) and the one on the right is named wilson!! they are part of a larger story that i one day hope to adapt into some form of media besides doodles, but for now i’ll just keep them 2d!!

[evildeerboy]

i can very clearly hear two guys have the worst and stupidest conversations ever on a porch 2 floors above me from my office, i can see them just dangling off the sides of their porch while talking about how they wanted to assault a burger king worker bc that location is bad

[solradguy]

the "Radguy" is stored in the aviators

When I have no choice but to buy Strive on PC, this will be the first mod I install

Just like me fr

[species-dysphoria-culture-is]

i crave meat alot, just pure meat. i dont know what theriotype i am that craves pure meat (maybe canine, i also have urges to growl and i have phantom ears, could anyone help?)

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[kurozu501]

seriously, i cant believe takeuchi's saberface propaganda has advanced so far that we're now getting genuine emotional bonds between saberfaces and its actually good. ex pausing right at the very end to sing her special song to x as the final song of the concert was so sweet. she's even dead on about her saving the universe again since last time we saw x was saber wars 2. she knows her girl.

[bluesey-182]

once a gluten free ramen becomes available in stores it's over for all of you bc i will be ascending

[princehendir]

The regional fast food chain Burgerville has a menu item that is your choice of either a 1/4 pound or 1/2 pound patty, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and burger sauce. My standard order since I was 13 has been the 1/4 pound. Despite not being a particularly large burger by most standards (it's not even the biggest burger on the menu lol) this menu item has been dubbed "The Colossal".

It is unbelievable how much weird shit has been said to me in the last 11 years simply because it's called that.

[zuzsenpai]

I got mad at the person at the fast food drive through window and now I feel really ashamed. I’m someone who dwells FOREVER on awkward and/or emotional social situations… so I guess I’m adding being a Karen to that person to the list of things my brain will never shut up about. I feel really shitty

[milimeters-morales]

really all i need is some stews and soups with bread rolls

[daincrediblegg]

UMMMMM FUCKING HELLO??? UBER EATS?????