#this is in jest

[elfhunk]

good evening, tumblr user @morning-st48. or should i say... bad morning? because i think you are the one spreading misinformation about my big beautiful daughter.

but i will not hold this against you. i am a big man with a big daughter, and i would like to use this as a teaching opportunity.

i will teach you about my daughter.

[hermitcyclop]

Jake is such a feminist for not letting any of the hs girls get last place in "who's your fave" polls.

[softboyshaven]

"What is even the romantic appeal of Julian Blackthorn? He's toxic and possessive and-" Some of y'all have never been traumatized and it shows😭 Maybe some of us like the idea of someone who loves us so much they'd never abandon us.

[aerinfrankellove]

You know I was personally hoping for the Minnesota one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters but I guess frost is a name.

[lvmimis]

tbh sometimes like you look at enough cts you start to have insane pet peeves

like long appendices annoy me tbh cuz like why

[bobthedragon]

If Elliot was listening to the song ‘ms jackson’ by outkast would he say “i am four eels” instead of “i am for real”

hello thank you for the question also die

[cobalt-mutterings]

Ember joined the site and IMMEDIATELY started pulling bitches ig

[nsfwborderfessing]

Sorry for my lack of posts, I am currently on vacation and have been spending time with my boyfriend. Gasp you're taken! I hear all of you shout! I know I know so sad, the moderator of Nsfwborderfessing is off the market. A tragedy for many I know. Essentially this my version of:

[voxtechofficial]

please. i need to know if you think snails are real. they obviously arent.

Clearly I need to tell papermint to stop allowing asks that are fucking STUPID. SNAILS ARE REAL. IF YOU GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE, YOU WILL FIND ONE.

[link-of-asgard]

TIL southerners eat some green slop with their Pie and Mash instead of Gravy.

Whats wrong with you?

Sincerely, a Northerner.

[red1sg0n3]

I do want to just say my sock came out of the washer the other day and still was red because of the paprika. this is what I get for cooking with spices I should've stuck to my white roots of only cooking with salt and pepper

Haha Paprika Sock boy everyone come point and laugh

[bigassbowlingballhead]

My dream is to be normal: to have a job that allows me to move out from my current house with my parents (they are lovely though and I have no issues with them but I am tired of living with them; I need my space), own a car and live by myself. Literally. Which everyone seems to have but the economy is shit in my country and it's so unfair that people usually have to live together with a partner or loved one to afford a house or apartment... Sorry to vent, I just wish I was as normal as you.

you think i'm... normal? what the fuck have i done to deserve this.

[tinyarmsmcgee]

I will not defend Gojo. I stand by my problematic wife.

[burningivy]

alright bye guys! got a 5 page essay (not started) due at midnight tonight! it’s been nice knowing you!

[cas-coding]

everyones saying jackles will come out as bi but no one is saying jared will say hes been feeling a bit more like a she lately