#this is insane LMAOOOOOOOO

[oflgtfol]

trying to juggle my jobs rn and i just feel so like . lol. like jack of all trades master of none. No i do not have a full time professional career but i work all these weird ass, unique, semi specialized, and not connected at all jobs that make people double take every single time they hear about Any of them. michaels is my most normal one UNTIL i start talking about framing then everyone is like what the fuck. i was telling my coworker at my other job about framing and he was teasing me about how passionate i was getting about like frame anatomy and construction. he had me rating his framing setup for his college diplomas and i was like "well i like the fillet but the mat is uneven and the glass is not anti-glare and also probably not anti-UV" and all his only response was. asking me what a mat was. and then at michaels i talk about my other job and everyone is always like dude that's so cool. they're more wowed by the uniqueness of the job but sometimes they ask me about the logistics too and then i'm getting the teasing about being passionate about some niche nerd shit. i cant even talk about that other job here because it's so weird and specialized that i'd doxx myself. and my internship. i've mentioned it before but i tend to avoid outright discussing it as directly since it also is more high stakes than michaels but its still like, augh? it had me in contact with fucking county executives over both the phone AND email and shit about stuff pertaining to social work and welfare. augh

oh and another point of chaos to all this is also a volunteer opportunity/informal unpaid internship that someone at my other job works at and i saw her hoodie for it and was like omg i totally wanna join. and i definitely definitely cannot talk about what that is cuz that will 100% doxx me as well if i ever were to work there. all i can say is that it is an actual scientific research thing. but like how the fuck do i have time for any of this and why does none of this have anything to do with each other. custom framing for art and photography; social welfare programs; scientific research; [redacted]. there's so many cool and interesting things in the world why cant i do all of it

[j00stkl31n]

Okay I don’t know how to feel about this mask anymore 😭

[snailfen]

from least favorite to a favorite in a matter of.... what, 8 years?

[lyctorism]

god now that it's been marinating i'm obsessed with it. fivelila.................................. the gilf/milf unification we've been owed. deserved. the enemies to friends to lovers we needed.

[weak-hero]

since lewis x ferrari is confirmed then [delulu moment] alonso for merc -> so aston martin could take piastri -> which means.... seb for mclaren [seb pls come back this shit will get funnier by 1000x times]

[ickadori]

don’t tell me getou hates non-sorcerers bc toji whooped his ass that one time

[bastionbibi]

Homophobia is general media is wild yall bc why did we get a sweet home alabama ship earlier than any type of rainbow ship in detco when that whole series is packed full of bisexuals

[ryansjane]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!!!! 😳

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

ABSOLUTELY NO BETTER THAN A MAN

[wheremermaidsdwell]

me: how long is this chapter

chapter: 19k

me: ohhhhh noooooo where do i cut this

(thankfully there was a good point also i realized i'd accidentally put two sex scenes together [hence the length] so now they're separated into diff chapters which is great. )

[sparklyslug]

God grant me the serenity to accept the 23-year-old goofus I work with, the courage to refrain from drop-kicking him into the sun, and the wisdom to keep from rolling my eyes at him too aggressively.

[04tenno]

Really crazy that ALLLLL that stuff is going on with Mine’s office but we only see a small portion of it

What does it all mean...........

[rockoblanco]

OBSESSED w/ AITA Reddit stories …… these people are INSANE ….!!!!! i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mishtershpock]

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[halluciniwaynia]

how it feels trying to tell bdsm people that practicing “noncon kinks” or “consensual non-consent” in private doesn’t absolve those kinks and the people who have them from being weird as hell for jacking it to people being sexually assaulted

[trashlie]

SCREAMING FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY after 1409 days and God only knows HOW much gold I FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY HAVE DANCES WITH FLOWERS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH