Truly u can never feel more disgusting than when u have to use random paper esque shit for tissue bc u dont have any/cant get any when u need too. Use a post it note to blow ur nose even once and you will understand what it is like to be in the 9th circle of hell
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growing up with an almond mom is having her bake you a cake for your birthday and then throwing it in the trash after you've had your 1 slice because "you don't need that much sugar"
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Look. c!Dream got humanized a lot pre-Pandora through c!Techno’s POV and that’s what made me like him. I would’ve been an inniter otherwise. You put respect on c!Techno’s antics
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i thank god everyday for the "ancient manuscript translated into english" framing device of the lord of the rings because could you imagine reading three books that length where they halfheartedly replace every idiom with something fantastical or futuristic sounding. thank fucking god.
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