me: omg please tho, not actual author dazai's ending for dazai, don't follow the pattern, omigosh
also me: but don't we literally start at the ending, surviving the river, another beginning, another chance? and aren't things generally reversed, eg akutagawa looking up to dazai vs their reversed real life counterparts etc? so, shouldn't that also be reversed, or at the very least not written in stone?
also also me: girl, are you serious?! this is a 10+ years scenario, why are you even thinking about this? dazai is bsd, he ain't going nowhere any time soon.
also also also me: ...meh, i've dealt with aot, i can deal with anything.
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Going more than a couple of miles away today so I'm getting an uber instead of walking
Mostly because I currently have friction burns on my legs
I'm hopefully going to fix this problem today
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whoa the first movement of beethoven’s sounds like it’s trying really hard to be mischievous and evil, but actually it’s Super Divorced™
(help i’ve been consuming too much billford content again)
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people who say things like “don’t worry, you’ll find someone” or “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” don’t understand that being my specific flavor of demiromantic(??) means a breakup is like losing a shiny pokemon at full odds when it takes 3-5 business weeks to load every single encounter
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one thing about me is that i have homosexual thoughts flooding my brain at any given moment
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I’m like if an owl was constantly bleeding from their head
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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