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ECHO CHAMBER âËęŠď˝Ą spencer reid x girlfriend!reader
summary: spencer doesnât talk after his last case. doesnât sleep, either, just echoes. until he finds his way back to you â the only place it ever goes quiet.
genre: smut, hurt/comfort
w/c: 2.2k
tags/warnings: 18+ MDNI, implied panic attack (spencer), established relationship, using sex as probably not the healthiest coping mechanism but oh well it worked, fingering, oral (f receiving) ((like only sort of because he wonât stop yapping)), spencer calls reader angel, unprotected piv, floor sex, aftercare, spencer being a nerd at inopportune times, light dirty talk (again with the yapping!)
a/n: thinking about comforting spencer with your body makes me feral so hereâs a peek into how I imagine that playing out đââď¸ also, if you enjoyed this, my requests are open!
You hadnât been sleeping so much as hovering at the edge of it â and when you turned and found the space beside you empty, your stomach sank. It wasnât the first time Spencer had disappeared in the middle of the night after getting home from a tough case, but it still felt like something was missing, like the weight of him was the only thing that ever let you sleep at all.
You padded out into the living room quietly and found him exactly where you knew heâd be: sitting on the floor in front of the couch, elbows on his knees, head in his hands, fingers tugging at his curls like he might come undone if he let go.
He didnât look up when you approached. Just sat there, legs drawn in, spine curled forward, his face lost in shadow.
You said nothing. Only sank slowly to the floor beside him, settling in shoulder-to-shoulder. Your thigh brushed his, and still, he didnât pull away.
The silence between you stretched.
Then he exhaled â slow and quiet â like it was the first sound heâd made in hours. You turned your head just slightly, a silent invitation. He leaned into it.
His temple came to rest against your shoulder, and this time, the sigh that escaped him sounded almost like surrender. Not defeat â but relief. The kind that only comes when you realize youâre safe.
You let a beat pass before speaking, your voice barely above a whisper. âDo you want to talk about it?â
He shook his head, and you didnât push. Just stayed with him. And when his lips found your collarbone a few moments later, you let it happen. It wasn't just out of desire â it was out of gravity. Like he was being pulled towards the only thing that made him feel alive.
He kissed up the line of your throat, slow and aching, until his mouth met yours in a deep, trembling kiss. Not lustful, not yet â just desperate. Desperate to feel. To be.
The rug was soft beneath you where you sat, and the quiet of the room wrapped around you like a second skin. Neither of you made a move to shift, not to the couch, not to the bedroom. Just this: grounded and close, where the silence felt like shelter.
Eventually, he turned to you more fully and reached up, cradling your jaw like you might vanish. His thumb brushed the corner of your mouth, reverent.
âIs this okay?â he asked softly.
âYes,â you murmured. Then, gently, âAre you?â
His answer was a breath, not quite steady. âNo. But I will be.â
He leaned back in, and the kiss turned heavier. Clothes slipped off one layer at a time, discarded in a heap against the floor, and his hands moved like he was memorizing you â knuckles grazing ribs, palms against hips, fingertips dragging slow lines along your skin.
Maybe this wasnât the healthiest way for him to cope â reaching for you instead of talking, chasing sensation instead of sleep â but you didnât stop him. You let him anchor himself with your body. Forgave him the impulse before he even asked.
When his mouth found your chest, he groaned low in his throat, like the taste of you was healing him. Then, against your breastbone, he murmured, âDid you know that the skin has over four million sensory receptors?â
You blinked down at him, breath caught halfway to a laugh. âIs that really what weâre talking about right now? Science facts?â
His thumb traced a lazy circle around your nipple. âItâs relevant data,â he mumbled. âYour body is a highly responsive neural system. Every time I touch youââ He pressed a kiss just beneath your sternum. ââyour brain creates a cascade of dopamine, oxytocin, and serotonin. Pleasure, connection, trust.â
You stared down at him, stunned by the tenderness in his eyes. âYouâre trying to make this a chemistry lesson?â
âNo,â he said, voice thick. âIâm trying to tell you how good Iâm about to make you feel.â
Then his fingers dipped between your thighs, slow and reverent, and your head tipped back with a gasp.
âI need you to know,â he said, voice low and wrecked, âexactly how much you affect me. Every part of me. Mind and body.â
His touch was expert but unhurried, every stroke deliberate, sacred. Then his mouth followed â lips brushing the inside of your thigh, tongue circling your clit with aching precision. His fingers kept moving inside you, slow and steady, and your hips trembled under the weight of it.
âYouâre so responsive,â he murmured, mouth hot against you. âHeart rate elevated⌠pupils dilated⌠and your breathââ He sucked gently, pulling a ragged sound from your throat. ââsharp and shallow.â
âSpencer,â you gasped, clutching his curls. âYouâre not helping.â
âOh, I believe I am,â he said, voice wicked and reverent all at once.
Then, quieter: âI think about this when Iâm gone. The sounds you make. The way you shake when I touch you like this.â
You whimpered, bucking into him, desperate to keep him close. âTell me more.â
âI think about how soft you are. How you always let me take my time. How you never rush me, even when youâre falling apart.â
He watched you unravel, watched your mouth part and your eyes flutter. He whispered things to you â not facts now, but sweet, filthy things:
âI love how wet you get for me.â
âEvery time I touch you, itâs like you bloom.â
âDo you know how fucking beautiful you are when you come?â
You were close â he could tell by the way your thighs trembled, by the tight, needy grind of your hips. And for a second, it felt like he might let you fall over the edge right there, coax it from you with just his fingers and his mouth and that low, aching voice.
But instead, he slowed his pace. Let you hover there, breathless and blinking. Then, deliberately, he pulled his fingers from you and slid them into his mouth with a moan.
Your body ached at the loss, hips twitching, but the look in his eyes made your breath catch.
âNot yet angel,â he murmured against your skin. âI want to feel it when you break.â
You reached for him, dragging him up your body â and he let you. Let you kiss him messy and unguarded. Let you grind against him, bare and aching, like your body was the only tether he had left.
But he didnât enter you right away.
He hovered instead, your foreheads pressed together, his breath catching where it mingled with yours. Your spine arched beneath him, every inch of you straining toward contact. And then, finally â with a soft, broken moan â he sank into you, slow and deep.
You both gasped.
He didnât move at first. Just stayed there, buried to the hilt, body trembling like he could shatter from the inside out. Then he began to move â careful, reverent, every thrust measured like it meant something. Like it had to.
You kissed him hard, overwhelmed. His grip tightened on your hips, his voice catching against your skin as he whispered, âI donât deserve you.â
You hated when he said that. Hated that he still couldnât see himself clearly.
âYes you do,â you breathed. âYou always have.â
His pace built gradually â never rough, just more. More contact, more desperation, more whispered nothings as he moved inside you like he was chasing heaven in the way your body opened for him. His forehead pressed to yours, breath catching warm between you. Every slow thrust felt like a question.
And you answered him â first with the way your body yielded, then with your voice.
âYes,â you whispered â and in that one word, you gave him everything:
Yes, Iâm here.
Yes, I want this.
Yes, youâre safe.
Yes, I love you.
He cupped your face in both hands as his hips stilled, eyes wet, voice wrecked. âYouâre the only place I donât echo.â
His thumbs swept softly along your cheeks, like he was still anchoring himself. âWhen Iâm out there, everything I feel just ricochets around inside me. Guilt. Fear. The things Iâve seen, the things Iâve done â itâs like shouting into an echo chamber. Everything just comes back louder.â
He leaned in, pressing his forehead to yours. âBut with you⌠it stops. The noise quiets. I donât have to be anything but this.â
You barely had time to breathe before his lips found yours again, hungrier now, as if speaking the truth out loud had unshackled something in him. His hips shifted, his rhythm deepening, and his mouth grazed your cheek.
âYou like that?â he asked, hand slipping between your bodies to stroke your clit again. âBeing filled so deeply you forget everything else?â
You whimpered, and he smiled against your jaw.
Your orgasm built steadily, not sudden or sharp â but inevitable. Spencer continued on with his whispered praise, with his perfect rhythm, with the kind of touch that felt like a vow. His hand never stopped, his fingers dragging tight, wet circles with slow, devastating precision.
âEvery time Iâm inside you,â he murmured, thrusts slowing, âitâs like my mind pauses. Like your body was designed to hold me steady.â
You gasped his name when it hit you â the wave cresting and crashing in a swell of heat and light. Your thighs trembled around his hips as your back arched off the rug, clutching him tighter, needing him closer. And he gave it to you, groaning into your skin, the sound low and reverent.
âThatâs it, angel,â he whispered, voice cracking. âLet go. Fuckâlook at you. Youâre so fucking perfect when you fall apart for me.â
You were still pulsing around him, still reeling, when he came with a gasp, burying himself deep as his body shook with the force of it. He held you like he was afraid heâd shatter, like if he let go, heâd lose himself entirely. One arm locked around your waist, the other tangled in your hair, pulling you tight against him as he spilled inside you with a broken, desperate sound that felt like surrender.
You both lay tangled on the rug, sweat cooling between your skin. The room smelled like sex and quiet and something else â something like relief. He was still inside you, but neither of you moved to change that.
Spencer shifted eventually, just enough to brush your hair from your face. He kissed your temple, your jaw, the delicate hollow at your shoulder. Every inch he could reach, like gratitude in the shape of a mouth.
âHey,â you whispered, fingertips tracing the slope of his back. âYou okay now?â
He didnât answer right away. Just let out a breath and tucked his face into the crook of your neck, arms wrapped tight around your waist as if trying to fuse your bodies together. You held him just as tightly.
Eventually, he eased out of you with care. You shivered at the loss of him, and he immediately pressed a hand to your thigh, grounding you.
âDonât move,â he murmured. Then he disappeared down the hall for a moment, returning with a warm, damp cloth. He cleaned you gently, almost reverently â his touch tender, his gaze careful not to drift too far from yours.
âOxytocin release after sex promotes emotional regulation,â he murmured as he ran the cloth gently through your folds. âWhich is a long-winded way of saying⌠Yeah, I feel human again. And also, I love you.â
He helped you sit up slowly, then reached for your shirt and eased it gently over your head. Found your underwear next and slid them up your legs with quiet care, pausing to press a lingering kiss to your hipbone. Only then did he pull on his own boxers and flannel pajama pants, looking tousled and sleepy and utterly yours.
âCome on,â you said, reaching for his hand. âLetâs get back into bed.â
The bedroom was quiet and dim, moonlight pooling softly across the sheets. You pulled back the covers and slipped in first, expecting him to slide in on his side behind you like always.
But instead, he lay on his back and opened his arms.
You didnât hesitate. You climbed over him, settling half on his chest, half beside him, one leg draped loosely over his hip. He folded himself around you instinctively â one arm wrapped firm across your back, the other reaching for your hand. He threaded your fingers together and pressed them to his sternum like he needed the contact to breathe.
âI know I donât say it enough,â he whispered into your hair. âBut this â you â you always bring me back.â
You tilted your face to his throat and kissed the pulse there, steady and calm beneath your mouth. âThatâs all Iâve ever wanted. To be the one who quiets the noise.â
He didnât respond with words. Just held you tighter.
A hush settled over the room, warm and thick. You felt his breathing slow, his muscles soften beneath your weight â like the echo chamber inside him had finally gone still.
And when he finally drifted off, wrapped around you safely, his breath rose and fell in perfect rhythm â the sound of peace, at last.
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From Across the Hall- Doctor Robby x Reader: Part One
Summary - You accidentally try to get into your neighbor's apartment when you mistake it for your own after a night out. Our beloved Doctor notices you have a few cuts that need mending. While taking care of you, things become a little...heated.
Warnings: *I will be adding warnings as I go, this part of the series doesn't contain any smut but it WILL in the future*. AU, blood, idk some medical stuff, mention of witnessed homophobia (not experienced by reader), mild violence, reader has tattoos, dirty thoughts from reader, one singular use of Y/N (there will not be more in future parts), Robby uses a nickname for reader, verbal praise (he calls her a good girl a few times), mild dirty talk, kind of a darker Robby if you ask me, MILD manhandling at one point, Reader can be any size, race, ethnicity, gender, etc! Robby insinuates reader could use her body to repay him(??) not sure how to tag that one. TBH This one is pretty tame but I had to set the stage everyone ok bear with me it'll be FILTHY in the next one.
Authors Notes: I am new to the fandom and this man has taken over my brain the last few days!! I have written a few fics (couple of one shots) before but I'm venturing into the multiple part territory. I'm excited to write this filth! Shout out to @toxicanonymity for inspiring and encouraging me always, this would not exist without her! Enjoy!!
As Dr. Michael Robinavitch (or as many people called him, "Robby") sank into the couch after his 12 hr shift he wondered what he should watch this evening. Something fun and positive or something darker to match his current mood? As he flipped through the various streaming services, feeling like on autopilot as the choices were becoming seemingly endless, he heard his door handle begin to jiggle. He turned his head around to see it slowly turning back and forth. He heard a female voice curse from outside the door. He raised an eyebrow and got up from the couch. He peered through the peephole to find a very confused looking woman trying to get through the door. He unlocked the door, and opened it.Â
"Birdie?". You jump a little, and snap your head up towards the door. You had been trying to detangle your keys and keychains from each other. "Oh! Dr. Robby. I'm so sorry. I....I thought this was my apartment." you force a laugh. "I wasn't paying attention, I'm so sorry to bother you!" You go to turn away but Robby gently grabs your forearm. "Woah woah. Birdie you're bleeding!" His dark brown eyes scanning your body with concern. You look down to see your busted up knee. The blood slowly seeping out from the torn nylons. Then you remember your lip is bleeding too.
"Oh yeah.....I kinda got into a fight at the bar." You shrug. The adrenaline must still be flowing through your veins because you hadn't really felt anything yet. Robbys eyes widen. "Shit Birdie, didn't really think you were the fighting type." He looks you up and down to check you out again, then releases your arm. "Um. Yeah me neither." You laugh a little and smile. "Well hold on now, let me take a look at you." He says with a slight worry in his voice. You put your hand up "No it's ok, I bothered you enough this evening. It's just a scraped knee and some small cuts. Nothing I can't handle." He gave you a look that said him checking you over wasn't optional. "Please Birdie, I insist."Â
He met you over at your apartment with his First Aid kit. Which, of course, was full of things typical first aid kits would have like Lidocaine, various sizes of bandages, syringes, suture kits, specialized burn creams. "Which room has the best lighting? I gotta be able to see what I'm working with" he says firmly. You gesture to the dining room. "Probably over there, it has good over head lighting" He follows you over and you sit down on a chair next to the table. Robbie gets to his knees in front of you. As he crouches, he lets out a small grunt, signaling to you his knees probably aren't what they used to be.Â
"Alright, can you take your nylons off for me? But only to your mid thigh. I can do the rest." He sets both his hands on either side of your thighs, looking up into your eyes. You nod, and you feel something stir in your lower abdomen at the sight of him kneeling in front of you. His dark, serious eyes piercing you to the chair. You nod, and reach up under your tight, black dress. Lifting your hips a little, peeling the nylons down your body until you reach where he instructed. Robbys eyes watch your every movement.Â
Your nylons are at your mid thigh and he puts a hand up signaling to stop. You pause. "I've got it from here Birdie." He mumbles. His large hands coming up to slowly roll the rest of them down towards your knees. He sighs. "How did you get into this mess?" He reaches down and gently grabs your left ankle, placing your left foot on top of his thigh to sturdy your leg against himself and the chair. You gaze down at him, his fingers working expertly to peel the nylons away from your wound. Ever so careful to try and not get them stuck in the cut.Â
"Well, originally my friends and I were celebrating Pride at Pitt. Then afterwards we went to the one goth club. Hence- You pause for a second. "Why I'm dressed like this." You motion towards your outfit. He looks up at you, then down again at your body. The dress you wore was tight, accentuating your curves. There was a zipper that ran down the front, right in the dead center. It started from the bottom of the dress, to the very top, right to the collar. The rest of the dress was adorned with various small spikes and chains. Robbys eyes traveled to your chest, where they lingered for a moment. You just now realized that earlier, you had lowered the zipper to about your mid chest, so your tits were spilling out slightly. You blushed. Robby smirked, shook his head, and his eyes went back to the task at hand.
"Anyways we went to a bar after the goth club. At the bar, I heard this girl calling my friend a slur. I don't stand for that shit." Robby nodded, his fingers had worked your nylons past your cut. He quickly slipped them down the rest of your leg, and off your feet. He tossed them to the side. The blood had run down your left leg, causing quite a mess down your shin and calf. He took a wet wipe, and gently cleaned down your calf and leg. The dried blood coming off finally. His big, warm hand holding you in place. He quickly finished, and was inspecting the wound now. "And then what happened?" "Well I had a few choice words with her and she didn't like that. So, as I was leaving the bar she decided to punch me. Obviously, I fought back." He looked over and examined what all he needed from the First Aid kit, rummaging through it. Your foot was still resting on his thigh. It felt large and muscular underneath it.Â
Going to bite your lip at the pain in your knee, you wince as you remember you have a busted lip as well. That girl at the bar had good aim, you reasoned with yourself. He began softly cleaning the wound. You pull your knee back, and hiss. An involuntary reaction to the sudden burning. "Fuck, ow that stings." "Well good, it's doing its job then." He uses his other hand to pull your knee back into its former resting place on the edge of the chair. "Be a good girl and stay still now." He said gruffly. Your breath audibly hitches. Your stomach drops at his words, did he really just say that? He either didn't hear you or was really good at pretending not to have. He spoke again. "Aren't you covered in tattoos? Figured this would be nothing for you." You squeeze your eyes shut as the antiseptic burn continues to spread.Â
"Yeah well, this feels a little different ok?" He laughs a little at your sass. "Right. I'm sure." You contemplate your next words carefully, but decide to shoot your shot a little. "I uh.....like pain. The pain of getting a tattoo feels really good." You peer down at him. He looks up at you with a brow raised and a bit of a darkness in his eyes you've never seen before. He smirks and shakes his head. "Is that so?" You nod your head. He lets out a low whistle, but continues the task at hand. The wound is finally cleaned and he begins to inspect it again, moving your leg a little from side to side.Â
"I think you'll definitely easily recover from this one Birdie." He starts to wrap some gauze around your knee. "Why do you call me that?" You decide to question. He finishes with the gauze, and uses some small surgical scissors to cut the remainder off. "Call you what? Birdie?" He looks back up at you, his one hand rests on top of you knee, just where the beginning of your thigh starts. His opposite hand is parallel to your other thigh, just barely touching you. He shrugs his shoulders.Â
"Well when you were moving in I heard you singing a ton. You do it a lot, especially whenever you get home from work." You blushed. You never thought anyone could hear you. "You reminded me of a little songbird. Always singing a little tune." He gives you a warm smile. Different than the playful looks he had given you earlier. "I can call you y/n if you would prefer." You begin to protest. "No no I....I like it! It's sweet. Never had anyone call me that before." His thumb ever so slightly rubs back and forth on the side of your thigh. He gives you another smile. "Good. Now let's see that lip, shall we?"Â
He stands up and you get to your feet as well. Slowly, though, as the pain in your knee is starting to radiate throughout your leg. You straighten yourself up and feel his hands come up to both sides of your jawbone. "Look at me, Birdie" he says softly. You peer up at him. He towers over you. He's 6'1 but he feels so much taller. His shoulders are broad. His hands feel warm on your face. You feel your thighs clench together. He's so handsome, and his presence is so commanding.Â
His left hand remains at the side of your face, keeping you still. His right hand travels down your face, making it's way to your mouth. His thumb grazes over your bottom lip with gentle precision. "That girl got ya real good. But I don't think you'll need stitches. Just gotta clean ya up a bit." he murmurs, continuing to inspect you. You are solely focused on the way his large thumb feels against your lips. Your eyes flutter a bit as the thought enters your brain of him putting his thumb in your mouth, and making you suck on it for him.
"You have a boyfriend Birdie?" You are shaken from your little fantasy. "Um, what?". "Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?" Robby is now gently wiping a small antiseptic wipe across your lip, focused on cleaning you but his tone held curiosity. "No, to both. Just enjoying being single at the moment." You avoid his eyes, afraid of what they might tell you.
"Hm. Good to know." You look at him finally and his eyes are focused on cleaning your lip, but his mouth holds a hint of a smirk. You try to smile and are reminded of the pain in your lip. "What did I say? Be a good girl and stay still while I take care of you." He says sternly.Â
"Now you're just saying that to mess with me." You almost whisper, feeling your cheeks grow red as you respond to him. "Oh? How so?" He feigns innocence. "Calling me a good girl." you say, trying hard to sound like it doesn't matter to you. He finishes cleaning your lip, and tosses the antiseptic wipe on the table behind you.Â
He folded his arms to his chest. "How am I supposed to know you like that? Hm?" You shrug. "I don't know....maybe you're just a dirty old man trying to see what riles me up." He laughs and shakes his head, putting his hand behind his neck, now he's the one blushing a little. "That would be pretty forward of me then. Calling you a 'good girl' just to see if it turns you on." His hand falls from his neck and is back to being folded against his chest. "But, good to know it does." He cocks his head a bit to the side, as if to challenge you. Wondering how far you'll take this.Â
You had always found him immensely attractive. His dark brown eyes, his slender but bigger nose. How he carried himself. His strong arms. He was so kind too. He was always helping you carry your groceries inside if he caught you downstairs. His beard was mostly brown still but had some grey streaks to indicate his age. The way he touched and spoke to you tonight had you feeling incredibly turned on, and he barely even did anything.Â
One of his hands came up to fidget with the zipper on your dress, which was conveniently right where your chest was. His eyes locking with yours. "You should get some sleep Birdie. You've had quite the night." You watch his fingers. So thick and large. They would feel so good inside you. "Want to come join me?" You connect your eyes back up with his. His fingers pause. His hand falls back to his side. "A bit forward of you to say that, hm?" He teases you. You look away, a little embarrassed at the rejection.Â
He notices your disappointment and suddenly puts his hand on your waist, roughly pulling you in closer to him. You're against his chest, and close enough now where you can feel his clothed hardness pressing into you. Your eyes widen, and you look up at him. You can feel he's big underneath those cargo pants he always wears. "Don't think I don't want to Birdie but you're injured and I want you to rest. Doctor's orders." You nod, unable to form words at the feeling of his hard cock against your clothed mound.
"Yes sir. Doctor's orders." You reply, in a soft tone, barely audible. He grins a little dirtily. His deep voice lowers to a whisper, and he murmurs into your ear. "Besides, I think I know of a few ways you can repay me when you're all better." You feel his cock twitch against you and you try to stifle a whimper.
He releases you from his tight grip and bends down to pick up his First Aid kit. "Need help getting to bed?" he asks nonchalantly, as if the last minute hadn't happened. You shake your head back and forth. "I think I can manage." He nods his head, and begins to make his way to the door. "I'll come by tomorrow evening to check ya out again. If you want." He turns around and scans down your body again. His eyes lingering on your chest, and then hem of your dress at your mid thigh. "When do you get off work tomorrow?" You ask. "7pm" he responds. "I'll be here." He smiles, turns around and goes for the door knob. Over his shoulder he calls out as he leaves. "Now be a good girl and get some sleep. You're going to need it."
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"Bruce's potential mommy kink"
I'm really curious about this. If there's no problem, would you explain more?
Sure! Though to be clear, I'm not arguing that Bruce definitely has a mommy kink or anything; but rather that, if he did have one, it's more likely for it to be a mother-related thing rather than a father-related one.
This was a thought that emerged from a conversation with @fractualized, actually. We were talking about how it's funny that there's way more fics with the tag "Daddy Kink" on Ao3 for Bruce, but nowhere near as many "Mommy Kink" ones... and then it turned from irony to "Waaait a minute." Because thinking about it led us both to go back and forth on how Bruce in many ways idealized Thomas and craved his approval, which at first glance would make one go "Well yeah, and that's probably why a daddy kink is more in character for him." However, precisely because of the high pedestal Bruce placed Thomas on, I don't see him ever projecting this aspect on another man; there's the fact Bruce rather wants to emulate his father (think the last part of 1985 by Bo Burnham). This is part of why personally, I see Bruce as focused on service, when it comes to sexual dynamics: providing for the other person. (If he cares about them, that is. But the essay on my reading of Bruce as demisexual will have to wait another day.)
The other part is... well, the fact Bruce is a mommy's boy. His father issues are about craving approval, but his mother issues are about craving comfort. Praise. Love.
Poison Ivy #25

Batman (2016) #45

Batman/Superman (2019) #18

Batman (2016) #18

Justice League (2018) #52
[looks into the camera] And these aren't even all the examples I could give, but you get the point. A need for approval from his father combined with a need for praise and emotional comfort from his mother combines to produce... a person who thinks "I can only get love if I'm good enough, and if I'm good enough I won't be abandoned." It's not terribly hard to imagine how that would translate into Bruce just wanting to give the person he's with the thing they want, becoming focused on service (a lot of the time to his own detriment). And then it's not difficult to imagine how it'd make him feel all sorts of ways to be told by the right person that he's done well.
But guess who Martha is in an alternate world??

Flashpoint Beyond #4
And guess what mad lad, upon finding out his mother is the Joker in an alternate universe, has another giant Joker card made with her likeness to hang next to his regular one? Yes you got it!
DC: The New Golden Age
But I got so long already. That conversation with Frac actually started from her wondering why there's no mommy kink Batjokes fics, considering that Joker is Bruce's literal mother in another world. Alas, I'll put the rest under the cut.
It doesn't help that way before Azzarello made Batman's biggest enemy into his mother figure, probably causing Freud to vibrate in his grave, Morrison was going with their whole chest "Batman is uncomfortable with women because he's got mother issues connected to abandonment", in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on a Serious Earth. And sadly it didn't make the final cut, but Morrison also wanted Joker dressed like Madonna.
Do you understand now why I had to write that one fic?
It's not just that Bruce might crave praise and validation for his efforts, to feel like he's good enough. He also has a pattern of seeking out emotionally unavailable women, and relationships that might be doomed from the start. It's for many reasons, including his avoidant tendencies, but also it's about getting the love from the right people. From people he has to chase, to work hard to attain their standards; people who are able to beat him and thus who's respect or praise means something. In a way, the more "dark" or emotionally unavailable the individual, the more a thing in Bruce goes "If I got their love it would really mean I'm good enough." In a sad way, this is the core of what makes many people go "Oh this person is such an asshole, but what if they were nice only to me?"
And Joker is the potential epitome of that. He's the ultimate darkness in Bruce's life and the ultimate... unavailable person, for a thousand different reasons. He proclaims love, but it's not a comforting kind; Bruce sees it as a weapon Joker wields against him, and not something real. So to me, it makes sense that Joker offering (motherly) comfort, praise, love-- safety-- would get to Bruce viscerally in a way he might not even be able to understand.
#sorry for how long this is. but I hope it's an interesting read!#one day Frac will also release her Batjokes mommy kink fic and then it'll be over for all of us#long post#batjokes#bruce wayne#martha wayne#joker#asks
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Ruin each other like star crossed loversâŚ
#art tag#ivy laidir#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#siren au#ivy uses they/them btw !!! as always .#create an au that is so full of longing.. in where they cant kiss because it will probably kill one of them like i NEEED to draw them#kissing. like its not a want its a NEED. OF GREAT IMPORTANCEâŚ.. anyways hi hello <3 welcome back#but uhm. i really⌠you know i ramble here i was listening to nosferatus score like for the last couple of days we know this#is not new⌠the score heavily inspired this fic.. was listening to bound the entire time i was sketching and then iwtvs .. its so them#like in concept/vibes i would say it is inspired by the film.. though i had the idea of ivy as a siren since like i finished veilguard for#the like second time .. the movie just made the brainworms worse i think#i just love drawing for this au so much.. because things end up being so warm or vibrant.. happiness.. meanwhile lucanis set up his entire#funeral for his inevitable death for his quince. things are fine here.#meanwhile ivy has caused several ships to wreck in their lifetime and the only time they feel a change of heart to save someone is lucanis .#we really do love to see it. i love them your honor#i believe rhis is also the first time ive drawn them fullt kissing and not it being hidden⌠we won <3#anyways it is 1PM i am posting art at a resonable hour and will likelt be taking a nap after lunch <3 loves and kisses
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#this is one of my favorite pokĂŠmon of ALL time. this is one of those pokĂŠmon that#when it first came outâ i had such a Visceral reaction to. i couldn't get over this fucking dog. and i still can't#THEY CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!!!!! AHJGSAKDGASJGDSKCGAJVCKABCKB#i love it SO much it's so fucking. cute. it's so fucking cute. so happy to see that blue haired bitch in the sv dlc having one#DAS IST MEIN BABY. I LOVE IT. lord this is the best. gushing over this dog#while also listening to discO-zone for the first time in a Long time#which is one of my favorite albums of all time. right next to probably vylet pony's cutiemarks and the things that bind us#and burn pygmalion from the scary jokes#there you go. there's my music taste lain out flat. kinda all over the place but discO-zone is one of those that i've loved since i was#a real youngin. and i just rediscovered it last night and UUUUUUUGGHHHH IT'S SO GOOD#MUSIC!!!! AND DOGS. feeling GOOD this morning#by the time this postsâ it'll be like. two weeks later. but past me was feeling great when she posted this#about to start shiny hunting pawniard for a friend's birthday. technically getting eggs as i write this#wish me luuuuck..! it'll probably be his birthday by the time this posts. lemme check#oh yeah this is gonna post two days After his birthday. hopefully by the time this goes up i've already got the pawniard#HI FORGOT TO TAG THIS ONE#hisuian growlithe#hi from the future again lol his birthday was like a month ago by this point because i ended up queueing up this guy before all the gmax#forms. i totally forgot them. and this whole time i've been queuing them up and shoving them Above this guy. so it was even longer ago#that i queued this guy up at this point. teehee!
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20(xx) - xander
blurred line between blue and pink

#chonny jash#angelo tag#jashmas 2024#can you tell that i used a different brush for this one#i like it !!#hard to sketch with but fun to line art#mmm makeup inspo came from a bunch of drag queens#i feel like that adds to it idk#you decide !#ALSO the first time i drew 20xx before the song came out i gave him leg warmers#so i gave this one leg warmers :>#yup yup#...also i just like drawing leg warmers#ok last thing but im not used to drawing muscles so dont look too hard lsnjfnfk#the specific show i used as reference...is probably obvious to some of you#shhhh
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Knighthoods of the Mail
(pages 919-925)
I really like both these panels, the extreme downward angle on Jade who has the disadvantage of being small and the advantage of being alive and angry, and the close up on Grandpa, both of them lit by the strange pink-orange firelight. Fire and burning is a threat weâve seen for all four kids now, so it creates that parallel, and also a surreal atmosphere from the composition of both images.
Jade is also speaking in the narration on this page â itâs italicized and first person instead of second, written in her register. None of the other kids have done this yet, the narrator is always between them and us. I like the implication that Jade is overriding the narrator but also the idea that the narrator is like âyou know what, Iâm taking this page off, Iâm just gonna let her shoutâ. Itâs fun, and Iâm interested to see if itâll happen more.
I am still pretty fucked up over this reveal but personally I would have done it a little differently â the gut punch of âHe was so much easier to deal with when he was aliveâ (p.920) could have been SO much more effective if it hadnât already been obvious from their Strife that this is not a living man. Even keeping the original sequence but publishing the pages at the same time would have worked, but sitting for a day between the Strife sequence and that line meant it didnât hit as hard for me.
I do still have a lot of questions. Jade knows Grandpa is dead but seems to still genuinely believe theyâre communicating, and whoâs to say theyâre not? Whoâs to say Jadeâs powers donât tell her exactly what Grandpa is saying or would say in this circumstance? If so, it must be a lot harder psychologically to escape his expectations. But even if Jadeâs powers donât come into it, thereâs practical concerns â how long ago did Grandpa die, and does anyone besides Jade even know? Itâs easy to say Jade should redecorate the house but living so remotely where mail has to be airdropped in balloons, sheâs probably not physically capable of that, and canât get other people to do it for her. Typheus is a little big to captchalogue and where else would Jade even put him?
So I guess I kind of get it? In the sense of Jade keeping the only life and routine sheâs ever known, going through the same motions with a stuffed grandpa that she once did with a real one, because the barriers to doing anything different are so high? Itâs really easy to adapt to a strange situation when you donât have a point of comparison to know itâs strange, and when it happens so regularly that it becomes like autopilot.
We cut back to PM, my absolute beloved, one of my most favorite characters. They havenât been seriously hurt by Jadeâs explosive powers but their head wrappings are on fire (btw is the pointy tail of their head covering the shape of the fabric or the shape of their head??) and some of the mailboxes are tragic casualties of the event, which I may never forgive Jade for.
And then one of the metal worms rescues a mailbox! The all important mailbox with the letter to Dr David Brinner in it! Redemption arc for the metal worms who have definitely learned from their predecessorsâ mistakes. This is a beautiful, angelic worm deserving of high honors, and PM knows it, giving them an equally metallic heart. If the postal service had an equivalent for a knighthood for a postal worker who goes above and beyond to preserve the integrity of the mail then PM would award that to this worm. I am thinking about PM as a dispenser of justice â someone with a really strong, inflexible moral code who is willing to impartially punish those who break it and reward those who keep it.
> PM: Bequeath the mailmanâs cap to this hero.
#homestuck#reaction#gonna talk abt personal stuff in the tags not relevant to homestuck feel free 2 ignore#yesterday i dmed the finale of the dnd campaign ive been running for the past 2 years#not the first campaign ive run but Definitely the most ambitious. and it was stressful and terrifying and i was doing it scared every time.#i could not have asked for better players i loved all their character arcs sm#it was a beautiful 8 hour finale obv there are things i wish id done differently#but overall im proud of what i made but struggling with the goodbye of it all#bc circumstances have changed during these 2 years and. im probably gonna see these friends a lot less now#and this might be the last time i visit this city where i used to live and where i met these people. definitely the last for a while#not everything is forever its good to end things on a good note and this is a time to move on for lots of reasons#but wow im lucky to have known some very good people. and a beautiful city#and i am sitting by the window in the library on my last day here and watching the cold sunlight on the river and i will miss it all so muc#anyway thats why this post is late bc i was doing prep work for the final battle bc these people deserved a session as good as possible#thats all#chrono
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im forever going to blame red blog avm cursing us everytime something happens to us at this point /j
#brains been too soup-y and mush to tell whos fronting system wise so you guys get solariex persona reveal right now wowww đđ /silly#( i WILL draw a way better reference when we feel better though since these are just phone doodles :'3 )#at this point its basically now red blog avm canon that during the ghost saga red came to curse us for writing xem angsty lately /j#because first red breaks their arm and we fell on our arm 2 weeks after back in april#then red blog avm has a nightmare and then WE got a nightmare of a very similar scenario ALSO back in april#THENN red isnt physical well and WE end up not physically well right now ??? the coincidences guys....../silly#solar speaks#solar draws#sol gets cursed by red blog avm /j#( <- yes thats a tag now only because last time i said i should probably make it a tag /silly )
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Uhh so I blacked out, andâ

#AHAHAHA okay this fic has been in the works since I started this break#I wanted to post something for when I come back... ;v;#It's not actually going to be this long though#Because it's unedited#Too many tangents#It'll probably just be like 10k or something (3k worth of tangents JAJDJSJD)#Why is it so much easier to write 10k for a fic than writing 2k for homework#yapping toad#AH YES this is also my first time using gdocs for writing fics...#I usually just use my note app...#I wanted to be able to work on this fic as I'm taking breaks from homework though; so I decided to try it out...#It's pretty fun!#AUGH I GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM MY PROFESSOR JUST NOW#PLEASE IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS#BACK TO THE TOPICâI heard there was a way to directly move your stuff from gdocs to AO3?#I'll look it up when this fic is finished...#If it's true then I'll never look back AHAHAHA formatting is the biggest pain#Noânevermind. Sitting in front of your laptop all day long for entire months is the biggest pain#I haven't had the time to move around since this semester started...#My body feels 5 times older KSFKSJD#See that? That's what you call a tangent#Why am I incapable of not going into tangents#A conversation that would last 5 minutes usually end up going on for hours when I go into my tangents#Aaand I got into a tangent about going into tangents#OH YEAH ACTUALLY writing isn't TOO brainrot-inducing in comparison to consuming content by other Tr*yJ*d*-ers#Fanworks made by others have always induced way more brainrot for me#Perhaps it's the cringe factor#Though it'd be a lie if I said that I never go insane from the brainrot while writing#It's a different brainrot though.... How should I even word this......#OH NO I RAN OUT OF TAGS. AGAIN. OKAY BYE
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oc art again
#art#digital art#oc#oc tag#dante#this stupid creature is the only thing i can apply somewhat proper anatomy to#its probably a curse#theres just something about him idk...#his hair changes slightly every time i draw him#he is the ONLY character i draw in this style as of yet#it just feels right#i keep FORGETTING he's the size of one of those big 3ft dolls they used to sell at walmart#he always looks bigger when hes not next to an average person#but he is SMALL#not my first 3ft tall grown adult male#certainly won't be my last
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Olaf was very ill in the night and we took him to the vet at 2am, and it turned out he had other problems. We expected a UTI, but he also had arthritis and an extremely high heart rate, and the vet said he wouldâve estimated he was way older than 10 if we didnât know for sure
He could be treated for the UTI but itâs too likely to just come back later on, one of our older cats had the same thing twice shortly before he died, and he obviously had other health issues we hadnât known about. We decided it was best to let him go
RIP Olaf, my monkey

#i woke up and he wasnât there to pull my hair and pat my face asking for his breakfast#iâm just lying in bed now it feels so strange to not have him beside me#but i gave him a good life#he had his favourite licky tube before we took him and heâd been cuddling into me when he couldnât get comfortable#he had his teddy bear at the vet#but now for the very first time in my life i donât have a cat#probably the last use of his tag now#tiny motherlicker#shut up Ly
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Quahaug Concept Art






Quahaug's concept/reference art! Translation notes and image id under the cut.
Translation notes:
"OP sort of powerset" was literally translated as something like "cheat-like." I feel like OP is the more common English term for that sort of thing, so that's what I used, but some of the meaning was probably lost there.
"Older-tween-ish" was specifically a reference to a particular middle school year for children who are about 12-13 years old. Since grades and names of grades vary a lot from country to country, I just went with "older tween."
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[Image id: Several images displaying different parts of 2 pages of the Triangle Strategy artbook, with both the original Japanese as well as versions with English translations. There are several disclaimers noting that the translator doesn't speak Japanese, and that there are likely many mistakes.
On one page, there is a large colored version of Quahaug's canon portrait, along with a smaller, uncolored version. There is an illustrator's note at the bottom that translates to read, "'Manipulating time' is an OP sort of powerset, so though he looks like a child, I aimed to create a look for him that conveyed a sense of unknowable power. (Tatsuaki Urushibara)".
On the second page, there are many drawings of Quahaug, including a closer bust-up portrait in which he's compared to Lyla, with an arrow and label reading, "Mother." There's also several notes that explain the construction of his costume. The costume is labeled as a Greek "phelonion" (a priest's outfit with no real sleeves, just draping fabric). There is a small drawing of this version, with an arrow leading to another drawing that does have sleeves, with the note, "If you can't display this in pixels, use this one." There are several notes that explain how this draping cloth should be considered his everyday clothes, while the ceremonial decoration that goes around his neck is placed over it. There is a close up of the ceremonial dressing's fastenings underneath the metal decoration. Some more notes highlight details on his staff, emphasizing the hourglass on top and the small wheel to the side that can be turned to flip the hourglass. A larger piece of text underneath one fullbody drawing reads, "Character Who Manipulates Time."
On the second half of the second page, there are drawings of some beta designs for Quahaug. He looks much more punk-ish. On one bust-up portrait, there are the captions, "The burden of the time demon caused some of his hair to go grayâŚ." and "All-natural highlighted tips." On the same portrait, he is snapping his fingers, and there's a note that reads, "Manipulating time is as easy as snapping your fingers. You just have to want it or whatever." A speech bubble near his head reads, "I don't think of Anna as a mother." A caption pointing to some green markings on his arm reads, "Demonic time seal on body." In a fullbody drawing of his beta design (which is made up mostly of chains that barely cover him as well as a long roughed-up cloak, there is the note, "Almost naked cloak."
At the bottom of the second page, there is another note that reads, "Initially when we hadn't quite figured out the setting, we had an idea for a more older-tween-ish character as displayed here, but after discussing it with the producers and Mr. Ikushima, we went with his current form. As a boy who manipulates time, I placed an hourglass at the tip of his staff, and his face resembles that of his mother, Lyla. (Tatsuaki Irushibara)". /end id]
#triangle strategy#quahaug#lyla viscraft#triangle strategy artbook#ts artbook character ref sheets#at long last. emo quahuag#despite the WTF factor I really love the page. HE'S SO LITTLE. SO SO LITTLE. like in his canon portrait he could arguably be like 14-15#but in those drawings on the second page he is indisputably a baby. look at that little face. HE'S SO CUTE#and that note about Anna really cracks me up. can't believe we missed out on having Anna try to wrestle with an angsty 12-year-old#also! trying out a slightly different format from last time! I will at some point probably throw up another poll about it#as always feel free to leave a comment/tag/anything else with feedback if you have any#at some point in the distant future I will probably go through and try to make all of the translation posts more consistent#but I probably won't go back and do that sort of thing until I get all of them done#oh and also also! as a note I actually messed up my order a bit; I meant to do lyla's first before this one#but she and the other saints will be up next#edit: one of the images had an old version of a translation (used 'something' instead of 'whatever' in the note about snapping fingers)#just reuploaded it
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All the stock images of the 10th Doctor are. Silly. Like geniune white-backdrop, doing some random pose or expression stock images. Like not "this is the picture png stock image that gets slapped on his wiki and other places" but like the if you Google "stock images of people" it's just that. Except him.
#carry me through these trying times.#sorry i. Am trying not to talk about it a ton but i wanted to mention it at least here and on discord once but.#Im having a bit of a MomentTM. Particularly what im praying(knock on wood) is a hypocondriact one.#It probably wont effect here as much and most my discord but. If i seem a little extra inactive then that is why.#Dont worry I'll make an update post when I am rejoicing in âI was right!! I was just massively overthinking it all and nothing is wrong!!!â#Again. knocking on wood. Only fates I want to jinx are the ones where I say i wont catch feelings for a character and then i do.#anywho. on a lighter note.#I teasered this a little bit in my last post I was wondering if anyone would notice I put Doctor Who in that pile of fixations.#Though I think someone. cough. Mightve had an extra pre-teaser to it due to. me suddenly mentioning it while in a mutual server. cough.#but I think someone else in the server is a double so im just going to. this blog is going to be getting my blunt force of it.#truthfully I normally leave servers that have doubles but considering theyve never talked about them then.#As long as that continues. Im. Will be fine. SOULY JUDT BECAUSE hes new to me and they never spoke of him.#If this was an F/O i already had then even if they never mentioned them I'd still probably go.#this is why i. get a bit bummed whenever someone doesnt list their F/Os. especially because for some reason-#-I've been on a streak of getting into increasingly more and more popular fandoms.#Im beginning to think im just using this as a coping mechanism at this point by overwhelming myself-#-with huge amounts of new big strong feelings that clog and clutter my mind.#wow Kane. selfshipping? to cope? what a new and unique idea /j/j/j/sarcasm#these tags were supposed to end after the first couple of sentences. hello everyone.#If you read all this here's 25$ to go spend on something nice. Get whatever you'd like.#i wouldnt put it past me to fall for different iterations of the Doctor as well but that is purposely exactly why I am-#-skipping ones and doing only this particular iteration one. Thank you wiki page that listed out what episodes are what doctors.#I mean they're all technically the same one. but also not. but also I dont entirely know what im talking about.#okay OKAY clamming up now. Good morning everyone. sending you all peace and tranquility
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What a good episode. Maaaaaan
#I can't even start I'd be here forever#It did take me in fact like one hour total to watch it lmoa. It sooooo good!!! The animation is very good#(albeit it's awfully low on brightness at times. But such seems to be the sin of lot of recent media unfortunately)#but I'm not even going to dwell on that. The plot / storytelling is so good. Sooooo god. I adore this arc.#Love the symbolism. I've been saying this for almost two years now (is it really been that long ever since these episodes came out... ) but#I want to write an analysis on the op & ed so baddd. The emphasis on the twilight this episode!!#Like the sun was setting on the detective agency. I love love love the hd. They're so cool in this episode and they're so cool in general.#I ADORE Jouno. I don't feel particularly strongly for sue/giku yet their scenes are so cute and funny. I see why people ship them.#Even Tetchou I don't usually care much about is so !!!!! I love all the hd so much fr!!!!!!!!!!#I love love love Jouno. Like much like it is for Akutagawa I'm very weak for characters that aren't really good people.#But they're still trying to be a better person than they were. And oftentimes they end up doing a terrible job!!#But the fact alone that they're //trying// has me ougheueueueu. Here in this episode you can see Jounoâ#sliping very easily in his cruel / sadistic habits. But he is trying to be a person that cares for others! He made good actions in the past#and he will again in the future even though right now he's acting like this! Because improvement isn't linear! I love him tonsss#And DON'T get me started on the ada. Yosano's âWelcomeâ scene. I love women. I love women. Yosano please one chance#KENJI'S SCENE God I needed this. How could I forget the way this literllyyyyy rewinded my brain when I read the manga for the first time.#That scene is so deep and poignant and so so meaningful I. Oughhh#I am going to run out of tags am I not#Kyouka saving Atsushi!!!!!!! That scene is one of my all time favourites. It makes me soft to remember when the s4 trailer droppedâ#I was so overjoyed for that bit of them holding hands :') Rightfully so!!! It's so cute.#Her coming back to save Atsushi. The âdon't worryâ I didn't kill themâ direct towards Atsushiâ#that is so so Akutagawa and it sends me insane hhhhhhgggggggggg#Kunikida!!!!! His âI'm not leaving anyone behindâ!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not precisely Kunikida's first fan but aaaaaahhh he makes me feelâ#so much for him in this scene!!!!! Mmmhhh one last note would be. It bugs me a little how the ada is defined terrorist by the militaryâ#forces starting this episode? I don't have space to elaborate properly but. An action to be considered terrorism must have clear politicalâ#orientation and goal. Violence alone isn't enought to be defined terrorism. It's an incorrect use of the word#Up to the next episode!!! Can't wait to see more Atsushi đĽ°đĽ°#random rambles#It's late now and probably most are asleep rn... Then I'll be queing my posts for tomorrow probably
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Dum de dum dum
Gonna add max tags and max characters to each cause who cares
#the limit to the number of characters is 140 and I canât use the same tag twice so this may take time. also I canât add commas easily so sor#ry for the run on sentences. I doubt anyone will read all this. itâs gonna take a while to write. maybe I just keyboard smash. but that seem#s unoriginal or cheating. and I also wanna use chat gpt but that feels kinda lame? itâs frowned on so much and I donât wanna be frowned on a#nd idk. I guess I care about what strangers on the internet care about more than myself. which I shouldnât. Iâll be better tho. anyway i ams#going to be rambling a bit here. but I donât care. probably no one will read this anyways. maybe I can try some constrained writing prompts.#what with only 140 characters. people usually write a lot of stuff and better under constraints. cause humans be weird sometimes. why on ear#th did I do this to myself???? maybe I will smash!!! agdkdgakfhs!!!! SHDOAGSKFHSJ!!!! bleaugholofomodowopoidk!!! weeepeedeepeedooooooo!! idk#this is boring. Iâm only 8 tags in and Iâm tired. who knows why I do these things. the mind is a mysterious place. who knows why we do wha w#e do. âŚ. âŚ. idk man. I was gonna say some more stuff about the mind and how weird it is. but I forgor ): now I feel a bit s#ad. but maybe I will remember before the end of thisâŚ. spaces make it easier so#spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeesssssss. lol#gonna copy paste 138 spaces in a row and copy paste. then add number at end to make each unique⌠then this would go so fastâŚ. but is#that cheating? I mean I put these rules on myself. only I would really care if I broke them. but it feels wrong to#so maybe Iâll get this done naturally. with a whole bunchâs spaces to replace a comma. itâll go so much faster. (:#tag 15. halfway there. goin faster than I thought it would. time flies or something ig. I have an idea#imma try to say all the copypastas I kinda know by memory cause who fucking cares: firstly first. I am gonna do the one about the fitnes#âthe fitness gram pace test is a multilevel test that involves many things. like running and sit-ups and push ups and jumping jack eh idk#now for rick roll copypasta. not a real rickroll tho cause there is warning so itâs all cool. I think Iâll stop early like line six or I d k#you know the rules and so do I! a full commitment is what Iâm looking for. you know the rules and I do too. never goin to give you up or let#you down or dessert you or anything like that. (Iâm jokingly doing it wrong. I actually know them alr. cause been roled a bit.) gon stop now#I know just the starting quote kinda of bee movie. but non else. idk what to say. am tired. is late so idk. idk#this post is taking way to long. Iâm on like the second day typing it out ):. I donât know how much more I can takeâŚ. but I must per#servere!!! if I add spaces. then itâll be done. much quicker. (:(:(: plus I can spam emoticons for fun. :3#:3:3:3:3:3:3:3. (:(:(:(: (;(; :/:/. -_- \: 0: [:<. :>]. =). $). ^_^. *_*. (: I love emoticons#~_~. :p :P. :D. d: :b. q: i-i. T-T. T_T. j-j. -w- uwu. owo. Ăś. Ăź. :B. :Ă. :oo#:O. :1). QwQ. k: 8ooo>. (|). or i guess (:) might be more anatomically accurate. :+|. â˘_â˘. .-. ._. :7). :)#27 tag hereeeeee almost donnn eeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. heheh. fun. not actually to bad. this was kinda nice.#yayayayayya. we about finished. Twas a fun time. idk why i did this. ig it was kinda fun. noiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#words words words. just mostly nonsense. fun fun fun. idk idk din. ooooo. wwww. owowow. nyaaaaa. meow#3030303030!!! 30!!!! last one woot woot. funâs. hope reading was fun. i liked typing it. so long and thanks for all the fish.(:
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Once again, my favorite part of my job is pissing off my medic and ruining their day lmao
#not snz#i love being the world's worst partner lmaoooo#i was actually vibing this time bc i didn't feel like ass#which is worse for everyone around me tbh bc I'm very annoying and i know this#and I've had the jardiance commercial song stucj in my head for months now#so you can imagine what i was humming to myself all day#that's my jam like i think I'm the only person who actually likes that commercial lmao#but my partner wasn't having any of it lmaoooo#i don't hum loud and it's usually at least somewhat loud but we sit right next to each other#so after the first few times it clicked and he looked at me and goes 'that better not be fucking jardiance'#and i confirmed it was and he groaned so loud like bro it ain't that deep lmao#but then he started tapping along with it so he couldn't have hated it that much#also i absentmindedly wiggle a little when I'm vibing with a song whether it's out loud or in my head#and i don't realize half the time but sometimes my partner starts doing some stupid little dance with me or attempts to make fun of me#most of my coworkers do that actually and i think that's iconic of all of us tbh#anyway i also always come prepped with stupid questions to pass the time#you know probably a red flag that i was doing none of this last time LMAO but oh well#today i asked if cheese is a loaf of milk which i asked out of nowhere when things were dead#and he was quiet for a few seconds before saying 'wtf is wrong with you' bc he couldn't think of an answer lmaoooo#i love the bullshit i get up to ahdkaksjak#also i am once again on call bc the entire state is On Fucking Fire so that's fun#partner posting#work tag
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