#this is so funny LMAO

[americanhooligans]

[ryochromatic]

no comment just this scene of joels new video ( i ended the clip early for accident lol )

[willowser]

Sero tries to ride out during nnn, walking around the house all smug but as soon as he sees you in his shirt? It’s over for him. He made it to the 3rd week

Denki fully went into it knowing he wouldn’t win it, makes it to the 2nd week before he begs you to get on him after a long day of patrolling. He also physically gets weaker after not having intimacy for a while so😭the days you guys don’t do anything he’s staggering around the house miserably

Katsuki makes it to the 3rd week like sero. Watching some tv to distract himself and he sees you walk into the living room with your pjs, yawning cutely and he’s done. He gets up and drags you to the bedroom by your hand, grumbling the whole time.

Izuku knows he stands no chance because on the day he started he’s already struggling. You look up at him doe eyes because you need help reaching something on the top shelf in your pantry and he has to swallow to contain his exposure. He only makes it by a week💀

Shoto doesn’t try. He thinks it’s stupid. He’s not going to waste time denying his attraction to his beloved when he could be making love to you.

OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT AJGHEUQJQJBSA

denki......comes home like "i had a bad day at work, baby, let's just call it 😔🥺" WAAAHHH AKFJDJAKA also !! deku !!!! is immediately like, okay. i just have to not think about it. AND THEN IT'S ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT LMAOOOO i love this sm. you're so right about all of them akfhdjakak

[evren-sadwrn]

Thoughts: Vampire Ash who drinks too much blood from a random and accidentally kills them. He has to get rid of the body. Halfway through the person wakes up. which shouldn't be possible because they Don't have a pulse. That person is Reddoons, who has long since discovered he can't die. Shenanigans ensue. (oh and everyone's some kind of undead. Except Parrot. He’s normal.)

btw I'm currently writing how swagdoons meet so... :D

Ash: oh shit i gotta hide the body

Red, delirious and just waking up: wha….

Ash:

[wejustvibing]

y'all look at him and that nepo baby go

[yonemurishiroku]

The PJO fandom wishes no harm to the actor who would play Nico di Angelo in the show BUT would jump a 10-year-old solely because they ship Nico with a girl, not knowing he’s gay?

[spaciebabie]

unfortunately ive been busy today so no moon ass monday BUT i give you...The Lunatics

i was not expecting so many of you ta simp for the lunatics omg sakhfskfhshkf

you'll get your kiss soon ;)

[astrophilip]

why did i just drift back into semi-sleep and dream that there was a whole second half to today's video (the video was twice as long) where phil dragged dan back in to play the game one more time on his own. the intention i think was to hopefully get dan better outcomes this time so he could see how fun the game actually was. phil was standing behind dan's chair holding the headrest and dan was playing with the deadest eyes i've ever seen. the video was also super desaturated and miserable

[timothylawrence]

The only time Wyll even remotely “hurt my feelings” (as much as a pixel man can) was sometime after the tiefling party, during which he and my Tav kissed, he flirted with Lae’zel while we were running around. but even then I can’t fault him for it, her eyes really are gorgeous 🤷‍♀️

😭😭😭 HELP THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOOOO 😭😭😭 I fell to my knees… I thought what we had was special….. 😭😭😭

[w4rigari]

The lovely @/lilcancanon__ on twt commissioned me to draw our favs 😭

[captaincrumbz]

I love character.ai sm lmao

read the alts or whatever there called lol

[artfightdramaconfessions]

Former mod here!!! Yeah a lot of the mod chat was basically just others planning to take over Australia :/ I wasnt a fan tbh. Glad I stepped down (/j, this isn’t making fun of genuine mod confessions btw, just the fake ones lol)

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[ghouljams]

I relate sm to Bee you've literlly written me and its a little funny bc my name is actually also Bee

That is you. I'm in your brain writing your thoughts out.

Jk but the love is still there. I'm glad you relate to Bee!!! It's a good name too!! Wow literally a reader insert for you. I love that.

[heliinx]

Only ten minutes? Huh--

[college-funnyquotes]

Boy, do I have some quotes I saved a while ago

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Teacher, at lunch pushing around a trash can: y'all got trash?

Student: Mr, you should throw yourself in there

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Student: It's different when you smack ya bois

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A, from across the room: I need heeeelllp

B: You need a hoe?

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Student: Hey, how much for a blunt?

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Student: Mr, what does this button do?

Student-teacher: Idk just don't touch it

Students: I've already pressed it like 10 times

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A: [Talking about their dad]

B, tryna cheer them up: Your dad never said he didn't care for you—

C: my dad barely talks to me

B: shut up, I can see why.

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A: miss, the board—

B: miss, I'm bored

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P.E. Teacher, talking about the opposing team: they won because they were in a straight line.

A: straight lin— see, B, this is why you're gay!

B: wh-

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A: don't you have a boyfriend?

Teacher: yea-

B: I thought you were gay

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Student-teacher: I'm an old man

Student: you're 20—

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Student: you laugh like a Windex wiper

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A, a male student: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. I'M PREGNANT AND B'S THE FATHER

B: WHAT

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Teacher: Why are you eating nachos with a spork?

Student, panicking: uh... I'm Asian—

tag yourself I’m the button one

[routeriver]

Thank you for creating yuri

that’s the least thing i could do o7