#this is so good tho

[cowboy-like-moony]

"I get your longing glances, but she'll get your ring"

[ladyartemesia]

Viola, I re-read the Drabble for the Yoongi soulmate fic and an absolutely idiotic, 100% half baked idea came to me so I came to pass it on. I know you’ll do with your fic as you please, as is your right and no pressure to even entertain it, but I thought it might be a funny turn in a crack fic direction, idk

So the premise is obvious, they’re roommates and the soulmate thing is that they have to see each other naked. Now, what if Yoongi accidentally sees OC naked? Like, let’s say she’s fresh outta shower and her towel slips in the hallway or he bursts into her room to scold her for eating his last tangerine and she’s changing? That’s all well and good, because now HE knows they’re soulmates, but he can’t exactly go “hey so funny thing I saw your tatas and started tingling, we must be something right and that thing is soulmates, uninstall tinder from your phone right now, we’re soulmates”. Instead, he starts this elaborate plan of shedding his clothes in front of her over time. Like, one week he ‘forgets’ to put on a tshirt while making coffee. Another week, he tries to subtly lose his towel after showering, but she just happens to look the other way. Eventually he grows frustrated and goes to someone for advice - and the advice he’s given is ‘do the naked man thing from how I met your mother’. He laughs it off at first, but as time passes he realizes this might be the only way to deal with this circus and waits, naked and freezing his ass off, on the living room couch waiting for oc to return from a grocery run.

(Excuse my brain for springing this on you, it’s literally 3:03 am in my part of the world and I take no responsibility for this idiocy)

Oh my GOSH so OK. THIS WAS SO CLOSE TO ORIGINAL PLOT. Like HOW did you get in my head.

Now. To be clear. It is REALLY not what happens at all in the story now, but THIS was basically along the lines of my first idea and that is WILD.

I actually think I’m gonna do it. Not with Yoongi, but I have other stories planned in this universe and I’m thinking maybe Seokjin?

I have a Naked Soulmate Universe in the works🤣

No for real your brain is fabulous because you thought of some cool things that I hadn’t thought of. Gah! I wish I knew who you were! Our minds are clearly in sync!

THANK YOU for this, it was DELIGHTFUL. Kiss your brain.

[cyncerity]

ITS QUICK IM SORRY BUT I WROTE YOUR KARLNAPITY PROMPT

TW for safe vore, swearing

“Here you go sir, health and fire res.” The seller handed him a potion. Quackity smiled as he happily took the potion. “Gracias hermano, su carímiso.” He stifled a laugh as he turned and walked away, ignoring the seller who began to call out his name.

Now he didn’t have to be afraid of Technoblade.

The avian happily slipped the potion into his bag, walking fairly quickly towards the portal in the city center. Nether travel was always easy for him, until of course Techno came in to mess with his travels.

He would have the upper hand this time.

- - -

Quackity’s hand wrapped around the hilt of his sword as he arrived in the territory of the piglin hybrid. This was going to suck.

“Back for round three?” The piglin hybrid asked, seemingly appearing behind him. Quackity in turn jumped back and pulled out his sword. “Aw, the avian’s scared?” Now would be a good time to run.

He turned almost too quickly, running to hide f***ing anywhere.

He did eventually find a spot, ducking behind a wall where he leaned the sword against it and took out the potion. He very greedily gulped it down, gasping at the slightly spicy taste.

He grabbed his sword again, picking it up and getting ready to move before he felt something tickling the inside of his stomach. G**, did the seller put something bad in there?

He watched his surroundings, watching for the piglin as he ran towards the portal home.

He nearly fell through the portal with a yelp, grabbing onto the wall to stabilize him. Quackity breathed, although stifling laughs as something small tickled his insides. “What the f***?” He asked, pressing against his stomach, only to feel something strange.

“Hey!” Something shouted from inside him. “Let me out!” F***.

“Oh s*** I think I’m going to be sick.” He muttered, deciding to run out of his door and into the woods. His friend could help, right?

“Karl?” He shouted, eventually finding the colorful tree that the outdoor borrower called home. “Big Q!” He heard Karl shout. The avian smiled, looking around, spotting Karl poking out from his hole.

“Hey Karl, you seem to know some things, do you have something that could make me throw up? I ate something bad.” He explained slowly. “F*** you.” The thing inside him muttered.

“Yeah, I think I have something.” Karl responded, motioning for Quackity to sit down as he dove into his home to pull out a bundle of herbs. “This should be good.”

“So what do I do with it?” Karl smiled when Quackity asked. “Just eat it and walk away from here until the effects kick in.” He instructed. The avian slowly nodded, carefully placing the herbs in his mouth as he got up to walk away.

Karl watched as the human walked away. Thank honk he wouldn’t see that.

- - -

Quackity came back an hour later. “Karl?” He asked, wiping the fairy down again. “Stop, you're going to give me a rash.” The fairy responded with a growl. The avian laughed.

“Q! You’re back! Hey, hi, um, I have something to get later if you want to stick around until then-Oh wait, right, how did the herb work?”

The avian and fairy both seemed to laugh at their friend. “It worked like you said Karl, but why did you need me to walk?”

“Don’t exactly want to watch you throw your guts up.” The outdoor borrower spoke as he wandered back into his hole. “What did I even need?” Quackity took that as an invitation.

“A new home? For both of you?” The fairy perked up. “What? I literally just met you, I have a f***ing home!” The fairy shouted.

Karl poked up out of his hole in the tree. “Well, I did accidentally eat you, so I should at least do something to make up for it. And I could get both of you anything you need. Just try it out for one day, okay?”

Quackity definitely didn’t want a reason to help his friend, nope, not at all.

“Fine, whatever.” The fairy responded. “Sounds like fun Q!” Karl smiled. Quackity nodded, and he began to guide the fairy through the air to his home.

- - -

It had been about an hour since he and the fairy–who had said his name was Sapnap–had gotten to his place, and Karl still hadn’t arrived. He got up, looking at the sky through his window. Where was the borrower?

Karl was a borrower. Not a fairy, not an avian. A borrower. He didn’t have wings. “S***!” Quackity shouted at the realization.

“What’s wrong?” Sapnap asked as he flew in front of the avian’s face. “I forgot Karl doesn’t have wings, and he doesn’t even know where I live, f***!” Quackity shouted as he ran out the door. The fairy followed closely to not get lost as well.

“Karl?!” Quackity shouted, sprinting through the forest. He needed to find the borrower before anything happened to him.

An hour.

That is how long he scoured the forest for the borrower before finally going to check the borrower’s hole.

“Karl?!” He whispered as he crouched down to look into the little hole. Karl was there. But the poor borrower was crying.

“Oh Karl, Karl, I am so sorry…” Quackity frowned, not daring to reach into the too-small hole. But Sapnap did, flying down in and cradling the crying tiny.

“I needed my things-” Karl whispered between gasps, to which Sapnap repeated for the avian to hear. “But you two had already flown away-” Sapnap held the other so closely. “I did try to look, but I almost got lost-” Quackity wanted to reach in there, but settled with picking up the bag filled with Karl’s supplies. “So I went back home…”

“I’m so f***ing sorry Karl…” The avian whispered as Sapnap carefully lifted the two out, letting Quackity scoop the two into his hands as he got ready to fly.

“Have you ever flown?” Quackity asked, but Karl shook his head. “Open your eyes, alright? This will be so cool.” Quackity smiled as he nuzzled the two.

He slowly lifted up into the air before his powerful wings slowly pushed them along to his house. He smiled as he heard Karl gasp. Hopefully the three would get along.

- - -

“F***!” Quackity shouted, the borrower quickly exiting the walls and the fairy flying behind him. “What happened?” Karl asked.

“The stove broke, I can’t share my pizza pockets.” Quackity frowned. “The f*** is a pizza pocket-Whatever, where is it?” Sapnap asked, and Quackity pointed to the plate.

The fairy rolled his eyes as he slipped under the heater and began heating up, quickly warming up the food. “Whoah!” Quackity smiled, and Karl wandered over, giggling happily at the heat. “It’s so warm!” The borrower smiled.

“You are going to love it here Karl. And so will you if you want to stay, Sapnap.” Quackity smiled. “Fine, I’ll stay for one more day…”

[sulevinen]

i think i’m gonna design rebel!fox tomorrow

[justisco]

now i gotta double time with love island

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Estelle Vacker and Auberon Dizznee meet when they are going to foxfire, they start dating when they are about 15-16 keep their relationship secret because Etstelle’s family would have a fit.

Auberon’s twin sister Soreya (who went to Hinterland not Foxfire) didn’t like the idea of her brother dating a Vacker because she was worried that her family might get him banished to get away from Estelle, because that had happened to other people in the past. she ended up telling Oriana (the teacher at Hinterland) who tries to talk Auberon out of dating Estelle because he’s talentless and she’s a telepath and a Vacker.

Auberon wasn’t worried because Estelle knew that she would be disowned and didn’t care, she had insisted that her family would never get him banished and Auberon told Oriana this, but she wasn’t convinced.

he proposed to Estelle when she graduated the Elite levels, her family found out, but instead of threatening to disown her, they said they would get Auberon banished just like his sisters said they would. the treats would also include his family as time went on, but Estelle is convinced that it’s just a bluff and continued with the wedding planing. they thought maybe if Estelle got pregnant with his kid her family would have no choice but to let them get married (they where like 20 and very dumb)

that’s not what happened, when her family caught wind of her pregnancy, they conjured up a lie that not only involved Auburn but Soreya as well, to punish him for wasting her first child. about both of them being involved in questionable activities (idk what they are) and made up proof. getting them both banished and causing Auberon’s entire family to hate Estelle because they saw it as her fault.

Estelle was forced to marry her #1 match not even two months later and everyone around her pretend like it was perfectly normal and like Aubron never existed.

Estelle’s new husband was physically, verbally abusive and controlled every aspect of her life, making it so she couldn’t get out because she had no friends. it’s not like elves believe abuse anyways.

she ended up getting pregnant with his twins and when he found out he was furious and caused her to go into labor early, with the twins the boy Marcel ended up with cerebral palsy while the girl Odette,was fine. Marcel couldn’t walk well and was mute, their father called him it and kept in locked in the house not letting anyone know he had a son. while he acted like Odette was his pride and joy at least in public. if she made any sort of mistake he would berate her and tell her to stop acting like a twin unless she wanted to be locked in the house like her brother.

while Marcel was unable to speak he was just as intelligent as ever other child, and his mom knew this because she got in the habit of having Telepathic conversations with the twins to keep them quiet when their father was home.

when the twins where 11 she got pregnant again and had a little girl named Vivianne but they called her Vivi. when she was four she knocked over her fathers work and he smacked her, the screamed at her for crying before throwing her in her room. Marcel heard her crying and came to comfort her. when Odette came home from school Vivi had a bruise on her face so she didn’t have a hard time figuring out what happened to her baby sister.

the twins stayed with Vivi until she fell asleep and decided that instead of telling their mom who they thought was going through enough as is that they would take matters into their own hands.

they found their father in his office and Odette went inside while Marcel stayed outside. Odette knew she was the favorite and thought maybe he loved her enough to listen to her, and stop hurting them. so Odette asked their father why he hit Vivianne, he told them to leave and when they didn’t he started screaming, it escalated to the point that he threw s decoration off his desk at her and hit her in the head drawing blood and causing her to fall to the ground.

Marcel heard her fall and came in the room as quickly as he could to find her bleeding, he was furious and was done with his father treating them the way he did. Marcel wished that he could make his father hurt in all the ways he had hurt his family, he imagined all the things he would do if he could fight if he was bigger, and how much pain he would put his father though. he would make sure he never hurt his mom or sisters again. the images he imagined almost felt real.

he was snapped out of his thoughts by his mom holding his face and transmitting the words “Marcy Stop” over and over into his mind

he snapped out of it to see he father bleeding and unconscious on the floor, and Odette crying on the floor trying next to him get him to wake up.

while he treated her badly her father still acted like he cared about her at times and unlike Marcel she loved him, and didn’t want him to die. as confusing and conflicted it made her feel

this is all i have written in one place atm but it keeps going (i wanna make this a fic)

HOLY SHIT that's so intense oml ;-; yeah this is exactly the type of 'Vacker Legacy' bullshit that family would try and keep covered up huh-

This is so good though, it really shows the issues with letting families and status have so much power and also provides a really interesting dimension to Dex's early books dislike of Fitz.

I love Estelle, Odette, Vivi, and Marcel ;-; lowkey I think Marcel deserves to kill his dad. As a treat.

How do they get along with Fitz Alvar and Biana? What about the rest of the family - like did they all know about Estelle's husband?

Lmao all my hcs for Vacker cousins were 'they're the most unbearable pieces of shit ever' so this is much better

[babygirlcowboy]

okay so eating lunch while listening to the first episode of batman unburied was a mistake

[wyrm-likes-objects]

PLANTS VS ZOMBIES MUSIC????

[134340am]

My Lv999 Love for Yamada-kun

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[hansoeii]

I probably won't finish this piece any time soon, but I wanted to share the unfinished version with you anyways!

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

[vita-divata]

Finally got the time to fuel my new hyperfixation yippeee <3

[sulevinen]

no context thorn and fox song >:)

[tickfleato]

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead