#this is so silly i’m sorry

[chuluoyi]

okay so I have an idea.. Gojo cuddling with his pregnant partner while watching a movie and him laying his head on your belly??(and omg, what if the baby kicks, and he feels it) the image is so cute I'm dyingggggg (also this is NOT a request, just an idea/suggestion <3)

he’s so doing this!!🥹 he’s in love with you more than ever now that you have his baby inside you and as a bonus, your baby bump shows that you’re his and his only—he’s so damn proud of that ngl 💁🏻‍♀️ and so having his head on your belly or roaming his hands on it pretty much has become a part of your daily checklist.

being the silly man he is, he’s trying all sort of shenanigans to get his baby to notice him—

“why isn’t he kicking?” he pressed his head on your belly with a frown, tickling your skin with his hair. you sighed.

“he’s been kicking and turning my insides all day and now might be just tired. and i’m tired too, satoru… i wanna sleep…”

“wait! waaait!”

suddenly he poked your belly button and you winced.

“don’t poke me please😭”

“but! he isn’t responding! this is one way to wake him up and make him kick me!”

yeah, even as a fetus inside you, your baby wasn’t amused with his father’s antics, as he would calm down and not kick as much whenever he’s near.

— bonus:

as a last ditch attempt, he suddenly had his index finger poke into the space between your legs and lodged it inside. the action made you jolt and with it was a hard kick to your stomach.

“yay!! he kicks me!”

safe to say he was the one being kicked next 🫡

[castiddies]

the scene where cas is like “you have a guinea pig ? where ? 🤨” and sam turns towards him, points towards his head “this one!” - he lifts the guinea pig off his head

(visual aid is of what it looks like)

[enigma-the-anomaly]

15 skk? That’s a lot of soukokus

[museenkuss]

Your friend told you earlier today that she impulse bought a Jo Malone fragrance (52€?). Now, she sends you this, explaining how this was such a surprising, fresh, LOVELY rose fragrance, elegant, transparent, fresh, sweet without being juvenile and clean-delicate without being too mainstream shower gel-y that even she who doesn’t necessarily likes rose couldn’t stop sniffing it.

[public-benches]

one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

[mxmarsbars]

pride month is temporary clock duo is forever

here’s the goofy ref ^_^

[chloesimaginationthings]

Horrifying being beyond my comprehension just saying “no???” Is absolutely hilarious

IM GLAD YALL FOUND IT FUNNY TOO, cause drawing this killed me 💀

[naturecalls111]

[tomatoart]

S-P-I-R-I-T ! spirit, let’s hear it!

[tedzyrotten]

vessel air guitar will never not be funny

[dingledraw]

It’s them

Wait, Jane Austen wrote books?

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

[pipfrankenstein]

going through my trolls phase, have human brozone ^-^

[cyanorhis]

good night to all the princesses

[xavathun]

i am fucking Thinking about how death is handled in destiny 2 once again.

in regards to guardians it’s almost treated as like a joke or something deeply unserious? possibly even alien in a way due to how we kill and destroy and wreck havoc against our alien foes, but we ourselves never die. it’s really interesting to me cause there really isn’t a lot that can permanently kill a guardian so it makes sense we’d have this perception. like off the top of my head you have weapons of sorrow, hive rituals where the light is drained from a guardian, and paracausal beings which ofc includes other guardians. but that isn’t a lot, most deaths are not permanent and so this perception of death among guardians seems like death really isnt that big of a deal.

we jump off the tower and then get resurrected and have a little laugh about it. guardians constantly kill each other for fun in crucible. we are always doing incredibly stupid shit but we are rewarded because our enemies do not share in our immortality. it’s fascinating bc this not only makes us become riskier as time goes on due to being rewarded (enemies defeated) for our lack of self preservation, but this also makes guardians as a whole uniquely unsuited to handle grief and loss. if you spend your whole unlife winning and thinking that if a friend dies they’ll just come right back, it’s such a shock if (or rather when) they actually do die permanently. and then that guardian has to spend the rest of their immortal, undying life remembering. they have to live with that while they watch the newer guardians flood into the tower with the same naive disposition as they once had.

i’m sure guardians know theoretically they could die permanently at any point, especially because of those like dredgen yor, but i feel like for most it’s one of those things that most would say “well that would never happen to me” until it does happen. guardians seem to just have this inability to let go and it makes me want to bite drywall because i think abt it too long and start going feral. like!! the past may be the past but it sure doesn’t feel like it when you’re immortal and you remember that shit clear as day!!! aghhhh pacing around my room in circles and eating ROCKS

[codgod]

maybe they can make it work after all