#this is what happend right?

[idkimtiredanddumb]

Lockwood *visibly twitching, unblinking eyes with dark circles underneath clearly having not slept in days, deathly pale, hair a greasy mess, a half crazed too wide smile on his face* : how would you like to join the agency im about to found with currently only me as a member oh and live in my house stranger I’m meeting for the first time?

George: … I would love to absolutely let’s be best friends

[sparklyworm]

Gay sex in the bathroom of a funeral for the homophobe you killed is truly iconic

[trelinha9]

Zir: Conia and I are having a kid!

Amethio: Congratulations, I guess?

Conia: *slams down adoption papers* It's you. Sign here.

Amethio: *blue screen*

[fooltofancy]

brief untethered post re: in from the cold 'cause i'm thinking abt autonomy again and about how ilya separates from himself under extreme duress already - serious problem after the banquet in arr and throughout hw, but culminating in sb specifically re: why and how he's so capable of real extreme acts of violence without really... settling to acknowledge them until much, much later. like he knows, but that knowledge hasn't ever settled physically in his body so if/when he feels that trauma he tends to feel it kind of all at once. anyway, forced very literally to come to terms with All That because zenos, the embodiment of all he's refusing to acknowledge inside of himself, understands him in a way he's never understood himself is so, so much.

and there's no real relief in succeeding, right, because that wasn't really the point, and he's just like. stuck in his body, this thing that begets nothing but violence and blood and hurt, and he's kinda just got to. live with that, lmao. despite everything it's still you ass moment.

so he goes home, because instead of actually dealing with all that all he can think about is fray, and ishgard, and the baffling black heart of him all wrapped up the first place he felt all the blood was worth something.

and it was worth something at all because of aymeric. like, he struggles to admit it but every time he ends up back there, almost always so far out of his way it'needing someone else who sees past all of the blood he's spilled to remind him of what else his body is for.

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

[in]correct cracked up my school president 7/?

[anantaru]

you guys lmao🧍🏻‍♀️classroom of the elite is great but the fan service ruins it sometimes 💀

[canines-crown]

Sipping up that juicy therian drama on Instagram and TikTok why is there ALWAYS something going on help 😭😭

I remember some time ago someone pretended to have been in an accident to get donations or something???? And now someone is pretending to be someone esle and also stealing designs or something and everyone is talking about it and I'm just here like

"who? 🤨"

not hating or anything, I actually really enjoy the community on ig and tiktok, it's just something I've noticed and think is interesting

[dannybobany]

Omori fanfic I’d like to write:

Post good ending Shortbread (Hero x Bowen) thanksgiving fic except it’s not about shortbread at all. It’s about the inevitable problem caused by trying to celebrate thanksgiving between these two families

Just IMAGINE it for a moment would you, Kel and Mikhael just realized that they have to celebrate this holiday and every other major holiday for the foreseeable future in the same room as each other and this fact is ruining everything for both of them

Bowen’s parents are trying their best to be supportive but as generally conservative people this is not easy for them, and they keep saying offensive things in front of Kel’s and Hero’s mom, who is trying very hard to tolerate this and be polite for Hero’s sake but these people are seriously getting on her nerves (made worse by the fact her husband is refusing to take sides because “I just don’t like getting political sweetie”)

Sunny and his Mom show up an hour in because Kel invited them…. Without telling Hero about it

Daphne is sitting in the corner trying her best to entertain Sally while silently panicking about the fact that she’s just noticed Hero’s dog is nowhere to be seen. Like the dog got out at some point and obviously this is a problem and she would feel really bad if something happened but bringing up “hey your dog is loose” in a house about to explode for five other reasons is not a good idea

Shenanigans ensue

Can also work with goldrush but it’s funnier if Kel and Mikhael still hate each other

[rui-drawsbox]

random isekai protagonist that has been in my mind for (1) days

[potfulloffrogs]

possible yae miko slander, please bear with me

Ok, I really need to get this off my chest

I saw a comment thread on reddit about why the op doesn't ship yaesara anymore, and their reason was because of this piece of lore from the description of Kagura's Verity.

It's where Miko's reminiscing about her past, and she says 

"I knew a young and obstinate tengu warrior, and used the pretext of "training" to bluff her into asceticism in the mountains, but sensing her unruly nature, I recommended her to those blockheaded Kujou."

Implying that the reason why Sara was all alone in the mountains was because of her. Not only that, but its also saying that Miko's the reason why Sara was stuck with the Kujo Clan, you know, the reason why she doesn't know how to socialize, why she's so hard on herself, the people who rasied her to be nothing more than a soldier and an extention of the clan and the shogun. That was because of her.

And the way that it's phrased makes it seem like Yae didn't trust the Kujo Clan but she let them take care of a child anyway. Am I reading that wrong?

Like, there's no way she'd knowingly give a kid to someone she knows she's abusive right?

Even if she didn't, it's still on her for not checking and kinda ruining Sara's life and that's messed up.

Although, that could have been the only option at the time since Sara was injured and they were the closest help she could get. But then again, the reason why she was injured in the first place was because she was fighting monsters all by herself WAS BECAUSE OF MIKO. She tricked her into living alone on the mountains.

Was there a reason behind any of this, cause I can't find any motivation behind it. Like, what was the point of Sara living a life of abstinence all alone? If the reason was to train her, then that was a terrible idea because her character story doesn't mention of any one being with her. And she can't have been that old because her 5th character also says that "Sara has been training with the Shogun's army ever since she was taken in by the Tenryou Commission" and "her coming to train at an early age". I don't think leaving a child to alone to raise itself is a good idea.

Then again, I could be wrong on that since there doesn't seem to be any mention of what her life was like before being adopted by the Kujo Clan so I could be wrong on that. I could also be missing other pieces since I don't know Yae Miko well and I haven't read her story.

I don't know. Am I missing something? Because this seems like all of this happened for no reason, and this feels way to mean if it was intentional, even for Miko.

[enjolrasofficial]

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[watery-melon-baller]

past me would be rolling in her fucking grave if she found out that present me is the kind of math nerd who loves doing calculus

[mondglocke]

I don't know WHY, but till the end of the episode i totally believed we would see the Gullet (and Jace) go down in the Finale. Even just seeing an arrow fly through the Sky during the battle, a fade to black after seeing Jaces Face, foreshadowing of what WILL happen at the start of S3 would have been enough for me. I thought it would start and end with the death of a Son😭

[bunnihearted]

hmm i like actually wanna kms

[depressed-writer9000]

I knew it was gonna happen and was still flabbergasted when it did

[cutielatias]