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#this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope.
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thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again
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gunthermunch · 1 year
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[Transcript under the cut]
Elsa: hey… sorry for pushing you into telling me about your wound. can i come in? Max: it's your room Elsa: did you get any sleep? Max: nope. i was pondering. Elsa: i think you should try and sleep a little Max: yeah sure. once i'm able to, maybe. Elsa: you look like someone ran you over with a truck Max: …kinda Max: alright, sit down Max: Els, i'm only telling you this because my other option is the loony bin, understood? Elsa: yeah…? Max: i… Max: shit. trembly sigh i… Elsa: hey take your time, no need to rush any- Max: kissed a boy. Elsa: you did WHAT?!?! Max: Elsa. ''the baby'' Elsa: who CARES i need to know how RIGHT NOW Max: we met at the club, i went ballistic and… Max: and- yeah, it was good. we wouldn't have made out for two hours otherwise Elsa is shocked Max: we stopped when his braces got stuck, but after some bickering we just kept going. Max: so… at first i thought ''yeah i'm pretty sure that happens when you kiss anyone'' Elsa: what, exactly? Max: like you just don't want to let go. Max: he actually told me to turn my brain off for the night, and to be okay… i was gone, i don't know why but. i did so. Max: and then we were at it Max: clears throat when we got out of the club i kept telling myself ''this will pass'' you know, that weird light headed feeling. ''no matter how good it was, kissing a dude once doesn't make me gay'' but… Elsa Max: it's been hours and i can't stop thinking about him and i DON'T like this. Elsa: …oh. Max: it has to be like when kissing anyone, right? Elsa: i don't… Max: Elsa i'm-. i'm so scared. Max: i want him dead. i want him out of my head i want to stop thinking about those two hellish hours but i can't Elsa: Max there's nothing wrong in liking boys Max: I'M NOT GAY ELSA Elsa: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT KISSING HIM Max: BECAUSE I'M GOING INSANE THAT'S WHY [ baby grunting ] Elsa: alright. alright! peace, let's catch a breath. Elsa: tell me about your guy Max: Alejandro. annoying, unfunny, though he reverse pickpocket'd me so i guess… that was cool. i have to admit he was a little charming… Max: tall, freckled. Elsa: huh. Max: what Elsa: nothing. does Lucas know Max: we are NOT telling him EVER, you hear me? we- he just started feeling better again. and we are finally in completely good terms. just- no. Elsa: fair Max: plus, i'm not gay and that's final. i just enjoyed myself that's all Elsa: of course! because french kissing a guy for hours doesnt make you even SLIGHTLY homosexual. do you really thinking kissing a girl would also trigger all this insanity in your little boy lover heart? Max: … Elsa: … Max: Elsa we need to kiss Elsa: NO FREAKING WAY MAN THAT'S SO- i'm telling Lucas you did this to YOURSELF Max: FUCK YOU?? Elsa: FUCK YOU!! Max: FUCK YOU!!! [ baby starts crying ] Max: this is only the beginning Elsa, don't you think i'm leaving without that kiss!!! Elsa: I'M SURE LUCAS WILL LOVE HEARING ABOUT THIS!! Max: EAT SHIT!!! Elsa: YOU EAT SHIT!!! [ BABY CRIES HARDER ]
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voltrixz · 11 months
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Why YOU should go vote for Electro (TSSM) in @cartoon-character-competition​
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First off this is like the first time I have managed to get Electro into a competition which is a CRIME in itself already 
You may be familiar with Electro from the usual Spiderman comics or movies but trust me tssm Electro is the best Electro ever.
Like LOOK AT THIS GUY HE FUCKIN ROCKS, HIS DESIGN IS SICK AS HELL!!!!!
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and well this guy has been through a lot. He used to be an engineer at Dr Connors lab where they were studying and experimenting on radioactive eels. (probably not a good idea but ok) And well well after a work accident, Electro (previously known as Max) goes from 
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and well while his new look is sick as hell, lets just say it makes just trying to function properly really REALLY difficult and after being frustrated about no one being able to help and facing the possibiltity his life may never go back to normal, he runs off fuming. 
And what does one angry man just turned into living walking form of electricity do? Buy coffee of course 
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(this is how he looks fully suited up and with a disguise outfit on top btw )(which is why he looks a bit different here) 
Anyways he realizes he cant even drink “a measly cup of coffee” anymore and freaks out, alerting peter parker who chases after him after electro freaks out storms off. 
 So what happens next?
- Peter attacks him thinking he’s a threat (he’s not hes just freaking out and pissed off)
- Realizing his mistake Peter tries to help but Electro now refuses and is ultimately defeated 
- He’s sent to a mental institution to recover and it seems he had but nope as soon as he’s out he’s out for revenge
- He teams up with the sinister six, gaining both a mentor/father figure in Doc Ock (leader of the sinister six)
- Is defeated again and no longer pretends to try to recover at the mental institution when he’s sent back and looses faith in his new mentor 
- Is recruited back into a new Sinister six and recovers that faith again in his  mentor 
- Once again defeated and is abandoned by said mentor figure and almost loses his life if it wasnt for Peter saving him.
- From then on he’s sent to an insane asylum and well I sure wish we knew what happened next
BECAUSE WE DONT BECAUSE TSSM WAS CANCELLED AT SEASON 2 WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET AT LEAST LIKE 5 
so yeah not only is Electro’s story tragic, it doesnt even get a PROPER ENDING 
but lets focus on the positives for a bit shall we?
(laying out some images of him, i need you guys to look at him)
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like LOOK AT HIM!!!!! he’s got both, the silly expressions and beyond pissed off ones, a true balance, he’s both a bit of goofy loser and cool as hell 
oh and btw he’s trans coded as hell
first off unlike the other villains who dont mind whether you call them from their actual name or villain alias, Electro has a strong distaste over his old name. Angrily calling out people who dont refer to him as Electro. 
Not only that but he’s seen and treated as an outcast. That is until joining the sinister six, a band of outcasts just like him where he’s even eager to join back.
Plus he just radiates trans swag (also a a majority of the tssm fandom has come to a agreement that yeah electro is trans and is in no way cis )
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LIKE GO TBOY GO!!!! KILL!!!!!!
Also theres even subtle nod of him even being queer as when he laments on what he wanted to do before the accident, he says “you know i had plans before all this, go back to college, meet someone, have a LIFE” 
You may have noticed he never specifies whether he wants to meet a girl or a guy which like  🏳️‍🌈 ? 
(also in the comics, Electro is canonically bisexual so....)
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so yeah I know this site loves the owl house and belos is a good villain and all but he’s a terrible, completely irredeemable, asshole of a person and cmon would you really let electro lose to a guy like that? After all the guy’s been through? 
Plus a win for a electro is a win for trans/queer people all around (has made me cry and sob over his story as I relate to a lot of the aspects in his story personally as a queer/trans person and has made me so so attached to him) (has made me be so proud of being trans and give me hope about officially transitioning someday) (funny enough he actually helps me cope with my gender dysphoria A LOT and he has geniuely helped me so much and he means so so much to me)
So go vote ELECTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (do it for me guys pretty please (stares at you with sparkling wide eyes)
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tojisun · 7 months
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(simon ask anon again hope it doesn't bother u)
okay im going to try to make this one not so long: THE DAD JOKES you can't imagine how hard those dumb jokes made me laugh bc it was the last thing i thought would come out of him but that made them even better n the rest of interactions in that mission are just as magnificent i love his dynamic w johnny <3
"his size makes me feel small but in a safe and tender way" YES YES YES YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER "he's your safety but you r his home" how does it feel to KILL MD OMG GIRL IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE DW
my friend you truly understand me (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) it makes me happy to see im not alone on this insanity n im here to warn you that it can get worse,,, saw you talking of price N DONT LET ME GET STARTED I LOVE HIM TOO RRRR 🐺 rmbr how i said that simon would understand me? well price would FIX me. and i don't doubt it for a even second. he's literally the perfect man: big, older, hairy.... just imagine being his good girl ㅠㅠ
IT DOESNT BOTHER ME AT ALL SWEETHEART!! tbh im loving this correspondence sm 🥹🫶🏼 love u
NO FR I DIDNT EXPECT IT! WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT, I THOUGHT IT WAS THOSE INCORRECT QUOTES AND THEY (OPs) HAVE HCs THAT THESE COD CHARACTERS ARE SAYIN IT BUT NOPE ITS LEGIT HIM 😭
the one about the dog killed me fr omg i was on the floor giggling bc wtf actually. AND YEA his dynamic w soap is so RAHHHH my fave gotta be that time when johnny said “fuckin brits” after ghost asked him to make a cup of tea HXJSIDOS theyre so funny oh my god i need them
AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! tbh im speaking amidst all my projections so im super glad that it makes a whole lot of sense <333
NO BECAUSE :((( ghost never had anyone to call family – no place to call home – until he met you. he thought that yk he’s just gon live his life in war because thats what hes damn good at AND THEN HE MET YOU AND NOW HE HAS REASONS TO LIVE. REASONS TO LOVE :((( i need him happy. i need him to be loved tenderly and carefully and gently, but also passionately and encompassing-ly. HE DESERVES IT!!!!
wdym it can get worse- ANON WDYM
OMG THE THING ABOUT PRICE?? YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. big burly man whose voice rolls off his tongue with the viscosity of molasses, his warm hands wide as it holds you and presses you to him, his lips always pressed onto your skin because he loves kissin you?? THE WAY god the way he murmurs his praises on your skin or swipes at the apple of your cheeks or the way he pulls you to his lap??
RAHHHHHHHHHHH stop anon (dont stop) I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
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crplpunkklavier · 2 years
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humbly requesting your intense opinions on klavier gavins fingernails
@lunstones asked: please please i need to know. what is your stance on klavier's fingernails. that tag hasnt left me alone since i read it
(in response to this post and my tag on it)
alright first and foremost. if you draw klavier gavin with anything other than short short nails, you are my enemy.
look at your hand, with your palm facing you. look at the tips of your fingers. can you see your fingernails poking over them? even just the smallest bit? they are too long. you will never be an internationally acclaimed guitarist.
i have played piano for 25 years, and that is impossible to do with long nails, and that's not hyperbole. ya can't. so i've always kept my nails pretty short, but not short enough, evidently, because once i picked up a guitar, the neck immediately got scratched up from my left. had to clip em even shorter.
the one thing you can do, which i've seen multiple guitarists do, is give him short nails on one hand and longer nails on the other, although i really mostly see that with people who play more classical guitar, because they do more plucking and klavier would do more shredding and play with picks. but if you absolutely must. then one hand only. or you are putting this man out of a job.
(although it is another intense opinion of mine that klavier is ambidextrous and plays with both, so, nope, not in my universe.)
the second thing is really more of an arbitrary headcanon, but this is supposed to be about meaningless intense opinions, and it certainly is that.
i don't see him wearing nail polish. :/
it is again something that becomes difficult when you use your fingers for work in music so much, although i will also say that i frequently wear nail polish. but then i will also say that it chips to hell and back, no matter which of my instruments i play. (ok maybe it doesnt chip on the drums. yet.) you bang them on piano keys, you scratch them over guitar strings. it's not going to be neat. not even on klavier gavin. he's gonna look like a punk. if that's the intention, by all means, be my guest! PLEASE. ACTUALLY. i need more punk klavier it is insane that i have to say this about someone who canonically makes rock music
i mean the hair post proved that i don't need my klaviers fully rejecting everything that says kristoph in any way, but in this case i do feel like actual, proper, pretty nail polish is a kristoph thing. i can live with black nails on klavier, but i will be ecstatic if they look chipped.
essentially i guess...... i mean, do what you want. obviously. but as a long-haired masc punk myself i am tired of seeing bubblegum bitch klavier #3000. you guys know you can be gnc and still rock out right
if you must babygirlify klavier gavin. babyaltgirlify him. i rest my case
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crovoroh · 2 years
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Gosh, so i read Runaway Max, and before i get into my book report this shit aint canon, it says its an official novel but im taking that with a grain of salt cause the cali backstory timeline doesnt match st3. But this book had so many moment where i was like oh man are they gonna go in depth with the child abuse at Billy AND Max by Neil?? And they just side stepped that narration everytime it came up. Also if i took a shot every time the author called Billy dangerous id get alcohol poisoning. I know its told from the point of view of Max but come on, you can be smarter then this. Anyways this is gonna be long and rambly probably
I just cant get over how many times this story touched base on not just telling but showing litteral child abuse and side stepped it each time, i guess the show does that too tho oop for starters fuck Neil, and also fuck Susan. If i was out on a family dinner and some man i knew for a couple months reprimanded my child for not calling him father, hed be the one being sent away from the dinner table not my child and it makes me so mad and sad that there are actually parents out there who are like that. Your gonna send MY daughter to the car for disrespecting you?? Great, im leaving with her. See you never.
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Billy left the reasteraunt to talk to Max at the car and just, look. Let them bond over this awful man being awful. This to me read as Billy making an attempt to warn or maybe protect Max and its just left right here in that paragraph. It makes me so sad any possible understanding between the two starts and stops there. I know this is told from Max's point of view but its very obvious the author made up their mind on how one dimensional they think Billy is. Which is wild casue they kept pointing out signs of abuse in him, like prior to this car moment we have Max having this observation
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Or this one
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My guy is out right dissociating, hyper aware of his surroundings and unpredictable moods is a damn trauma response. From the words of my dear friend "you wrote a beautifully wrecked character, dont throw that thing out and teach everyone to do the same" also this aint canon but max thinks Billy is fun sometimes and that has me so soft.
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And then this entire last scene in the book with billy is just, so fucking tone deaf. "he was damaged. Broken, maybe" yall i thought we were going somewhere with that but nope, im the fool for believing an abused traumatized character would get properly acknowledged but it was a big "hes just like his dad so he'll never be good and also hes worse then his dad, hes crazy" and im foaming at the mouth.
This author is such a billy anti, i think st4 took notes from her for how to represent Billy. I know its all told from Max, a 12 year old whos just sharing her feelings and observations but so much of this was just. Hhhhhh exhausting.
It wouldve been so easy to have Billy zone out and dissociate with the burning cat instead of forcing him to laugh and act insane (also if you think lighting a dead animal on fire is the making of a sociopath have you never been outside as a kid and found something dead and just, fucked with it. Its dead, i think lighting a dead animal on fire is probably the most tame tampering you could do. Not to call myself out but when i was maybe 8 i found a dead toad and i wanted to know what its skeleton looked like and how it decomposed so i took it apart. Kids are bizarre and teen boys are kinda destructive.
The whole scene with billy coming home halloween night and getting beat was upsetting and how it was never mentioned again was infuriating. Him getting attacked by Neil, punched several time getting a black eye and bloodied lip then beaten with a fucking belt. How do you just willingly write that shit then turn around and go "oh yeah nah this 17 year old who ive just said was verbally and physically abused multiple times is a dangerous monster who doesnt deserve sympathy". Im over it, if aang can put aside a century long fued to help his abused enemy who in turn still chased him off but was redeemed in the end then Billy and Max have the stepping stones to do the same, have max put an ice pack down, let billy Sort himself out, its so easily im going insane
And that bullyshit narrative of saying Neil is racist and how Billy probably is too. fuck that, i cant speak for the racism but when i made my first trans friend i was nervous about having them at the house cause i wasnt sure how my family would react or treat my friend so i opted to keep her away too, my situation was more tame then Max, Billy and Lucas' and my family turned out to not be transphobic so it was fine but im gonna self project that Billy was just manic and worried about Max hanging with a black kid and what Neil would do to lucas and max if he saw them. Seeing as how the man got away with denying Max dinner right infront of Susan who did nothing. But also max says how shes not like her parents so its just unfair to turn around and go neil is awful so billy is also awful and wont ever get better
This book isnt canon but i want a similar book from Billy's point of view. But also all things considered i did like the insight into Max's possibly past in cali, her relationship with her dad and mom was pretty neat, even tho, say it with me, its not canon, i refuse, I'll believe in bigfoot before believing this book was proof read by anyone working on the actual show 🥴 i have more to say but its 2 in the morning and i think my eyes are leaking outa my skull, hope this incoherent lmaoo
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brandonwayneb · 1 year
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lol if you want to laugh,
just look at how many blames my name has 'white magically' accumulated
somehow Im Satan, Eat Children, Do Drugs, and has off shore bank accounts wealthier than any president
LOL. yah right! LOL
what the fucks left!?
I was called so many names,
that the entire english language doesnt exist anymore! lol
oh yah,
Satan
Children
Drugs
Sex
hmmmm.... really guys?
LOL how fucking sad lol
those are called
Blame ScoreBoards
those are called
Hot Potato Rearrange Faces
lol crazy mother fuckers
If I did all that
if I do all that,
where the fuck is my profits!? lol
What, I do allllllll those 'magically white' crimes,
and somehow there's always conveniently white people waiting to cash checks, and re cell banks.
LOL
Do you know what a Stool Pig Onion is?
lol, Onion is their joke about people who have multiple layers, specially in eye sight.
Magically
a list of crimes.
lol. dont make me laugh,
let me check my pockets first,
nope, not a damn dime
lol look at this list
Satan
Child Molesters
Drugs
Sex
hmmmm..... and somehow Im blessed with all 4?
LOL america!!
stupid as fuck lol
if my bank account doesnt reflect overflowing expenses,
then dont use my name LOL
I literally just look into white war 24:7
its no wonder theyve called me so many names,
look how crazy this is,
Vampire
Witch
Gnome
Leprechaun
Werewolf
Windego
Ghost
Creature
Shadow
Jinn
Satan
Alien
Child Molester
Drugs
Soda Might Spa
Sim Dime
Sex
Cereal
Salad
Tomato
Potato
ummmm.... is english done speaking to me yet?
"white" can fuck off
"english" hah, dont make me laugh
Don't you wonder how "white" people so conveniently 'collect'
Uh, Duhhhhhhhhhh!!
corrupt agents literally read the entire fucking english dictionary LOL
before you talk to a "white" agents who "knows" in the inner "loops"
take the dictionary,
throw it out the window
Now, you know english lol
and if ur next accusation is German slurs and imaginary Arabs.
than welcome to total bafoonery
English is NOT allowed to have thAAAAAAT many accusations
thats clearly insane,
even for the agents who dare say all those to 1 single person at a time.
thats how they "laser drill"
thats how they "microsoft peel"
thats how they "scapegoat"
English language was not meant to be THAAAAT CYNICAL 🤨
those are agents literally reading the entire fucking dictionary and then pretending to be catching child molesters and aliens,
because they know thats the easiest way to make everyone question each other
lol really ive heard every hot word,
and its flat out embarrassment and mass war executions.
English was not made those ways,
abusive agents have decided to take advantage of the fact that bilinguals will not understand how ridiculously insane it is, to blame people for THAT many crimes,
absolutely ridiculous.
the question is,
What haven't I been called?
LOL.
thats why i never stop laughstocks.
"English" has already played all their cards
and their favorite word hook words are
"Ver Bait Tom"
and "Fall Soul Lay Tea Dough"
and "Sold Dough and My Tea"
for Soda.
for Spa bath bomb
I dont 'need' english
but I know one fact is certain,
Tom, was never made for this amount of disrespect
Lots of English pride counts on Tom and Thomas.
I mean thats insane to screw victims on the name "Tom"
for what?
"potato mozzarella"
"Thumbelina and Cinderella"
really? disgusting,
english will do anything to say animal and food names,
and try to blame a random Fool or Ghost or Ghoul.
you should say English,
this way "EngGooLosh"
that is what those Agents are drooling on.
England fought Irish people too you should know,
Im not a huge english man,
but i know how to save resources and respect for bottom lines
and calling "Tom" and endless list of harassment and death names,
is not dignified for anyone involved
Tom, is Tom.
that english name should never be corrupted.
And I dont even like English THAT much!
I know my decent share
and I dont care
But to listen to agents,
endlessly list criminal names and drug names...
for months, and years,
at the same people,
c'mon ridiculous!!
those "agents" cant stop, or they would be criminally executed,
so your not listening to men going crazy,
ur not listening to random gays trying drug and molest everyone,
ur listening TO and WITH agents who cannot back down,
or they would be exposed as literal mass, MASSIVE war criminals.
Not 1 person
Not 10,20,30,40,50,60,70
Thousands.
THOUSANDS.
starts at a few teams in each buildings,
Dont you ever wonder how 1 person gets "Sing Ghoaled" out
the old white crimes are called
"Shingle Chicken Pox"
and "Goose Bumps"
Disgusting!!
that means pimple and veins actually pop and blister
thats ur lovely white co "agents"
who always seem to have every final answer right? lol
always playing first word
always playing last word
Now only dirty "porters"
Now only dirty "cell jockey"
which is a horse rider,
that they've covered up with "Potato Midgets, and Moto Psy Schools"
nasty!
and
Crazy!!
Horse Blood
and the engine of a motorcycle on the dick as you drive
god damn white people could drive me crazy, if i didnt have faith, and wisdom.
but now,
u have you guys telling me about Fat Fa Fa 24:7 lol
and Wicca Satan 24:7
thats okay.
but if you acknowledge,
you were saying "Fossil"
and you were saying "Fault Seal"
At least now ur focused on Fast Faith, a little better...
although Fat and Muse.
still gains attention.
Just say a Fat Muse.
not necessarily muscle.
Fat. Muse.
Muse, like an inspiration singer
Muse, not "stab a muslim with a straight jacket pot comment"
"straight jacket"
there's your lovely "blue star fish"
obsessions.
Lol. before they cut people on those comments they laugh and say "dont worry it grows back"
and they say Murder a Muse,
and say Hot Rum.
and say See these bitches started Rumors.
Protect Fat
Protect Muscle
and throw the english dictionary at white "agents" who conveniently know how to list "every word imaginable under the sun"
if you want to fight wizards and witches,
start with nasty ass goose
Lose Zee
Goo Zee
Gross!!
I say Dragon,
because dragons dont give two shits about a goose
but now they have all these black people obsessed with "Dray Guns"
and crazy cell crimes run "Rapture"
"Phillip Gas Station Bomb Bust"
and "TerrorDakZakZaZaSaSaTalTil"
and blacks dont even get a final say on those,
ALLLL whites telling them how to see rushed inn accurate assumptions
If you are scared
if you are curious
here is the answer,
anyone can know
1) Jinns are living souls that shapeshift and move around
2) crazy aases with lab science, are typically a mixture between USED TO BE "WHITE" but now a mixture between Lizard and Alien
Their not all the same thing
here's how to see more correctly
1) Jinn, is okay
2) white criminals who owned Science Lab, and either run around as crazy aliens, lizards, or some form of cannibalism with or without tech cloaks.
and thats literally it,
besides random being who only survived outliving each other in mixed realities.
really the world isnt complicated on these topics.
1) Jinn: Is Okay
2) crazy lab science: Is Not
and really anything else going on,
is all "projectionist suppressionists and in ventriloquism."
which is almost as equally stupid as lab science, according to the practice and practitioner
I manifest through summons of attention.
I dont need objects
I have to be asked, wanted, or prayed, or someone has to draw or force attention.
big difference in life.
I dont keep materials
So all these crazy american agents always saying MAT MAT MAT MAT MAT POT POT POT POT POT
TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM
are participating in genetic "genocide"
and mass mutilation.
which will always come straight back from Karma.
So Just Make Kind.
Start with Ken.
and quit reading that in all kinds of directions.
Ken. Kind.
or Say Kentucky shit pot america jokes lol jk
alright well,
i tried to clear up social rumors,
you can see how it wont get much clearer, because this is what illegal whites call "Oh! Yummy! Lets pretend we didnt do all this, and lets prepare for "Easter Bastard Kits and Cry at my ass christmas"
Cell Eggs.
Cell Cherry
they also call the end of english accusations "George Cherry Pick Tree"
those are VERY different types of "english whites"
Definitely not my type,
and thats why and how, i rage and fight my best for everyone,
Not even English was meant those ways, thats what SICK BUSINESS has become,
Not Bodies
Not Minds
Sick PHYSICAL exchanges of currency for souls or bloods
thats the enemies you're looking for,
ur not looking from random Homo Sappy Pee'd On You
Homo Say Fee Ann
Homo Say Re Ban
Ribbon.
Unleash a red eye rabbit
and protect "May"
for Silver War May.
Those are Maze Workers.
AmaZING
Love "May"
Love "Fay"
A May Fair!
A True May Fair.
not bombarded with white comments subjecting child molester comments, food, and animal names.
May. not "city town Mayor"
May. not "Mayan Calendar"
May. not "white dump agents"
May was used so many times,
you can see why?
THIS MANY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
God Bless May.
and do not accept a blame
and do not start derogatory potstickers 🥟 shit pot comments.
May.
Fay.
and thats all the fuck I choose to say,
if you keep listening, I will purposely séance and our souls will twine god's songs and satans slanders
If you want me,
after I am already done
I will rhyme genocide and watch the world die.
I will not be a hostage
and everyone cared about my energy and languages so much,
Where The Fuck Is My Money?
Where The Fuck is my Showers of Gifts and Gratitude?
exactly.
Instead, its all greedy codes, and excuses to rush lab crimes.
Sick white government,
dont degrade yourself for their deals,
they paid with their life the moment they took my blood
and the joke is, and always has been, i have no body anyways
I will literally just fly directly back down, and everyone will rethread skin, and we will go all over again,
with playing Cat and Mouse
crazy ass Tom and Jerry.
stupid and stupid.
I always stay with the stupid's
I upkeep honors for Gothic Cupid
how the fuck else do I save a bottom line for fucking birth? lol
Okay, saved the gothics
Okay, saved their rights to be known as equally right.
Rainbow Gothic
saves literally everyone
Okay. I know I sent Tons.
I just hope today is the last time I have to talk about sauerkraut idiots listening on how to demand gay guys to "give and sale more pre psy dens"
Co Psy Den
Po Psy Den
blah blah fish food and sharks
and idiots asking about Doll Lore Fans "Dolphins" "Sharks" and "Fish Food"
thats how stupidly dumped america is
all because stupid fuckers wont stop telling me "psy"
I HATE THAT WORD!
if i hear PSY,
I am going to scream WHY!!
U have a fucking mouth and you cant even use it right
U have a fucking body, and live as a Radio Tower LOL!!
thats so fucking stupid LOL
I took 1 look at their "psy circle"
and said No Fucking Way stupid fuckers! lol
its like their praying to a pizza lol
anyways, adjust
anyways, fix
if you count on "psy" that much, than you're only becoming a balloon head who stares at circles lol
Okay,
Try not to overly relate me to crimes I dont do.
I translate!
and their trying to make that illegal too!
Wear Wings On Ur Feet
Translate.
only to truthworthy
or clearly victimized citizens
avoid "orders" and "claims"
if the voice sounds greedy and selfish
or if you've literally heard the same dumb fuckers playing Cake Shop Agents 24:7
justice doesnt require food names
justice doesnt require animal names
those are all SUBJECTS designed to be thrown away at someones expense
If "agents" still need to talk about Food and Animals, to catch criminals, than their psy is similarly stupid.
and they all know that,
they say, stupid codes, or TOO common of words,
because then its easy to train sleeping and sedated victims
with Puppy and Kitty jokes
and Potato and Pizza jokes
as they dump, stab, or drain bodies and soul energy that a person may of worked THEIR ENTIRE LIFE FOR.
All so agents can laugh about Cookie Party jokes and make Coo Coo comments
I would NEVER design a language so stupidly commonized with babies
which is why I speak God prayers private, and Satan languages private.
my languages dont catch voices
my languages push away or attempt to meet half way
if there are extended arguments any direction is engaged,
because I share Freely
because I speak Freely
or dont talk to me!
or dont comment of me!
or dont share with me!
i dont play 1 to 1
if you tell me 1,
i could tell you 99,000+
and i will say the same fact,
Dont Like It?
Dont Mention Me Then!
so all these "agents" who Sell Pit all day...
their not catching much,
their mostly harassing me or citizens with high energy levels, or many life hardships in translations.
because remember THEY cannot speak freely, they would be exposed,
and to hide that, they double pretend "well thats my job"
if their job was to catch child molesters, drug addicts, and all this other crazy stuff,
they wouldnt be talking about fucking werewolves and shadow creatures LOL
thats THEIR personal obsessions and science crazy greed crimes,
that they've made excuses into casual work.
And if they catch criminals legally,
they would not 'get excited'
criminals are not for excuses to be excited, just say you can hide and say "Im only acting this way, because I have someone with me, as part of my job"
that means every officer job,
could literally say On Psy, Off Psy.
and if anyone asks,
say its Xyz, on our team chats
thats all bullshit,
the majority of those men, only want to fuck Jinns, and promote their body or mental capacity or sadistic entertainment,
in false alpha empire schemes.
men and women both.
just remember the basics
1) Jinns: Okay
2) crazy lab science repeated offenses that officers and technicians are now personally benefiting from... bad. not okay.
I dont even like science
its just as stupid as that Psy word
thats why all they do is stare at circles and pizza holes all day,
literally all day,
and as their "land" agents,
they then talk about Worms and Mosquitoes all day
so here is the majority of white corruptions
1) circles
2) pizza
3) worms
4) mosquitos
5) sauerkraut
6) fat balloon heads who cant stop talking about Cheater Cheetahs, Food and Feet.
if this message didn't enlighten, than thats a total loss,
I just pray you find better 'codes'
to live by, if thats what you've decided...
but dont assume they will fit me.
I have a huge habit of jumping INTO traps purposely,
how else can you set a trap off?
like a DareDevil
how else can you feel like you're truly learning to become a true hero?
acquaintances feel each other's fire
true friends jump in together, and never forget
I always cherish this
"I will walk through the gates of Hell with you."
I do my best daily to watch out for Gods people being sent to Pigeonhole Farms.
Say Potato Smidget, really really fast, and say Bat Eyes
Lol... so many agents that literally get excited to hear OH THERES FREE FOOD AGAIN?
OH THERES A FRESH FAYGOT
OR THERES A WHITE DADDY PAYCHECK!?
ridiculous.
Okay This Message Is Made For Anyone.
I hope this enlightens,
My goal today was drink a bunch of energy drinks, and try to completely liberate giving a fuck about explaining the same american bullshit 24:7
america wont change anytime soon,
however with a long message and as detailed as possible,
I can rest knowing i've tried my best,
this message is just meant to be a more 1 hit finish type message,
since i included every government role, and every name possible to be blamed for.
Truthful Accounts
As much as I hope this message was enlightening,
I just ask, watch who you Trust
and keep the word TrustWarThee
TrustWorthThee
I will keep faith.
with or without fat comments
so doesnt matter how many times theres now fat accusations too...
wow go figure.. *eye roll*
1 last point to this message,
Im not racists,
but dont trust white people so much,
look more about reverse systematic crimes,
The Top, is the bottom
The Bottom, is the top
and watch who plays Frisbee Golf
and watch who kicks sewer lids and folds pizza boxes
.....ridiculous!!
Okay!
To leave this message on a public helpful positive,
Brandon
Skylore
Lizzy
Cassy
Sebastian, Steinhausen
Just free roam for anyone,
namespace is namesake
you actually wiser if you create an unspeakable name.
Okay Cheers!
Keep Chippy
Keep Chipper!
and no those arent codes,
their anti code really lol.
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deeeelightfuldee · 2 years
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List 10 of your favorite girl names.
Violet, Eleanor, Faye, Ophelia, Holland (holly), Vera, Ivy, Naomi, Lorelai, Jane, Yvette (evie)
List 10 of your favorite boy names.
Theodore, Max, Jack, Matthew, Smith, Hugh, Burke, Beau, Crosby, Murphy,
List 10 girl names (or up to 10) that you don’t really care for.
I probably wouldnt name my daughter: beth, susan, kathy, crystal, sarah, jessica, aurora, mck-anything, lily, peyton
List up to 10 boy names that you don’t really care for.
I probably wouldnt name my son: paul, steve, frank, richard, bill, alexander, patrick, philip, douglas, jimmy
How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?
My siblings made that pretty early.
List one past regret.
Not asking more questions when red flags occurred.
Do you own Converse, and if so, what color?
I do not
What color was your senior prom dress?
Like a fushia pink
Are you colorblind?
Nope.
Name the people you know who are colorblind.
jase
What’s one pet peeve of yours?
People asking me to get involved with something that has nothing to do with me, simply because they dont want to deal with the other person.
Would you ever consider a career in writing?
Ummmm, perhaps
What was the first thing you wanted to be when you grew up?
A missionary
What was your first favorite color?
Blue and orange
What is your favorite color now?
Pink and blue and white
Do you know a lot of people with the same middle name as you?
No. im sure people do, but i dont know more than i thiiiiiiink 1
Have you ever purchased a youtuber’s merch?
Nope.
Last thing you bought online? Did you like it?
A book. I havent read it yet but i assume ill like it.
Could you date someone who didn’t drive (and didn’t show an interest in ever getting their license, either)?
I could, but it would definitely not be an attractive quality to me. My weakness is a man driving me around in a truck.
How would you react if your artwork became famous?
Id be probably super uncomfortable
Would you get your nipples pierced?
Hmmm… probably not but ive never given it much thought
How many people know your birthday?
A handful of people. I think a lotttttttttttt of people forgot lately.
Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
Yeppppppp. There were honestly only a couple relationships ive been in that the man was ABSOLUTELY in control of his feelings for me and did not allow anyone else to interfere with that. Gah that is the most … insanely attractive thing. Actually, the person that comes to mind that fiercely protected his relationship with me, had every reason to have it split apart by others. He refused. Man it was like.. My heart swelled at that.
Have you ever watched a whole hour long infomercial?
yes
What is your favorite kind of meat to put on your sandwich?
chicken
Which one of your exes do you feel like you have the most chemistry with?
Hmmm. john & K i was very much in love with. Chemistry was very strong. In person, physical chemistry? C. omg i would be constantly reminding myself “stop staring. Stop ogling him”
How do you feel about people who make Facebook profiles for their pets?
I think it is.. Odd. but it doesnt bother me.
Have you ever personally known a pair of conjoined twins?
Personally, no.
Is there something in particular you like to look at photos of? What is it?
I like to go back to pics of myself when i was feeling hot. I also like to look at pictures of people that i love/am romantically interested in
Chewy chocolate-chip cookies: like or dislike?
All for it.
Do you think your grandmother is/was beautiful?
absolutely.
When was the last time you got all dolled up?
Aug 16
Do you have a criminal record?
Nope.
Last person you took a nap with?
Other than myself.. Dutch? Maybe Z
Does seeing your mother cry automatically make you feel sad as well?
yes
Do you think someone likes the same person you like?
Lol. its going to take a long, long, long time before ill be able to *naturally* refrain from instantaneously believing there are other women in any picture of any man i am romantically involved with. That fact really bothers me, i used to be a bit more trusting.
Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever?
no
Are you medicated?
Nope
Do you shape/fill in your eyebrows?
Definitely. My natural brows are white blonde.
Have you ever stolen/borrowed clothes from an ex?
Stolen? No. i have a sweatshirt or two from jase, tho we just were romantic and umm.. Well we were romantic lets just leave it at that. I have clothes from Josh. I have a button up from John. I have i believe two shirts now from K. so the stuff ive got, ive been given.
Do you think you’ve already met your soulmate?
I really thought so, but i sure hope now that that isnt the case.
Do you get the feeling something good will happen in your life soon?
Im sure it will. I am always hopeful of that.
Do you enjoy romantic movies, even when they’re cliche?
definitely.
Have you been to McDonald’s in the past month?
Yep. we get our ice from there lol
Have you ever slept over at your best friend’s house?
who
How often do you go bowling?
Its been ages. I love bowling
Last time you were in an apartment?
Couple months.
Have you ever seen a live seahorse?
yes
Would you like to have your own yacht?
Honestly, no.
Winnie the Pooh or Tigger?
both.
What’s the unhealthiest thing you’ve eaten today?
Hmmm cereal
Has a stranger ever offered to buy you a drink?
yes
What is something you’d be happy to receive as a gift, that doesn’t cost a lot?
Daisies, handwritten letter,
What kind of music does your significant other/crush like to listen to?
pass
Who did you have your first kiss with? Do you remember what colour his/her eyes were?
Jase. blue.
Are there any themes from TV shows that you like to sing along to?
Gg obviously
Do you eat dessert after dinner?
Pretty much never.
Have you ever had too much to drink and felt embarrassed about your behavior the next day?
Lol. nah i own the behavior. OCCASIONALLY ill send texts or make calls that are umm.. Difficult to explain later.
When you go out drinking, what do you prefer to drink?
Depends if im trying to forget something/someone or not
What was the last animal that you saw?
Charley. He got up when i went down for water
What was the last thing that you said to one of your siblings?
“Do you still want your AAA membership”
What is the most expensive thing that you’ve purchased that you paid for:
Oxygen, medical appointments/imaging
What is your favorite messaging program?
I either use snap chat or text the most frequently.
Do you eat fast food more than 5 times a week?
no
Have you ever almost drowned?
yes
Have you ever learned something shocking about someone through Facebook?
Yessssssssss ugh.
Do you remember the first conversation you ever had with the person you currently have feelings for?
Yeah I do
Do you dread certain days of the week? If yes, what day/s and why?
Ummm no, not really.
If you eat oatmeal, do you have it plain or do you have certain toppings that you like to add to it?
I add toppings usually.
Choose one - Butterfinger, Milky Way, Snickers:
butterfinger
Do you use Mozilla Firefox?
I used to, im on a chromebook now.
Who is your favorite person to hug?
It has been so long since ive had a really, really, really good hug. C used to give me the most incredible ones. Honestly might go see him just to get one.
Have you ever had to have a mug shot?
No. well, a fake one for a youth group event.
What was the last thing you carried to your room?
water
When was the last time you had a late night phone call?
Like a week ago.
Do you know anyone who works at McDonald�s?
Not on a normal employee level but i do know two people who work for corporate mcds
What are your plans for next weekend?
Well.. some of the plans im willing to announce: town shred event, airport, antiques, cleaning, a go-out-bar-hopping night.
Do you know anyone who plays heaps of sports?
yes
Have you ever been suspended from school?
no
When was the last time you had chocolate?
yesterday
Have you ever been to a sports game?
yes
If so, what sport did you see?
Football, water polo, soccer, softball, baseball, basketball, volleyball, swimming, tennis
Have you used a sewing machine before?
absolutely.
When was the last time you had a snow day?
In college probably….. 3 years ago or so
Have you ever gotten in trouble for using a phone in class?
no.
Where do your cousins live?
I dont know about some of them. I know a couple used to be in colorado. Some are in florida. One is in chicagoland area.
Have you met any of your second cousins?
yes
Do you like the All-American Rejects?
Yep yep
Is your computer slow or fast?
Oh its plenty speedy. Its just constantly restarting.
What colour shirt are you wearing?
A gray tight ribbed tank.
Have you ever faked sick to get out of something?
no
Have you ever been ice skating?
I have. I just have to be careful cus my bones are weak and that is a recipe for disaster haha
Who do you sit near in math?
Not in math
Have you ever had Werther�s Original butterscotch toffee?
Of course. I have some downstairs currently.
When was the last time you wore a skirt?
A week ago
Have you seen all the Shrek movies?
I have not. I didnt like them.
Have you ever fainted?
Yes from heat exhaustion. Oh also when i was severely burned as a child.
What did you have for breakfast?
I skipped breakfast.
When was the last time you went on vacation?
It feels like a really long time.
Do you have any pets other than dogs or cats?
Nope. two kittys.
What colour is your bed sheet?
It is pink flowers.
What was the last thing you cooked?
Hard boiled eggs
Do you know anyone with the surname Matheson?
Not to my knowledge
Are you the type of person who gets injuries often?
No, not really. When i was younger i broke bones all the time. But no, not lately. Thats a large reason that im working out so consistently is that i want my body to rely on newly strengthened muscle groups that had previously been so weakened from illness.
What does your soap smell like?
coconut
Have you ever finished a whole video game?
Yes, absolutely.
Are your siblings allergic to anything?
No, theyre all good to go.
What time is it?
3:52am
Do you own a purple hoodie or sweatshirt?
Uhhhhhm i dont think so
Has your house ever had a pest infestation?
No. we occasionally get a mouse or two being that we are directly next to a forest preserve. But benny addresses that problem immediately.
Do you have any bad habits?
Of course.
Can you speak French?
No. i cannot.
Which one of your friends has great music taste?
em
What can you smell right now?
Not much of anything. I blew out my candle hours ago. I cant quite smell my room freshener with 5 fans going currently.
What was the last movie you watched?
Christmas at the plaza
What will you do after this?
Probably see if I can go to sleep.
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kaz11283 · 3 years
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ok ok idk if ur still taking request but can i have a drabble or a one shot or anything of loki dealing with/ taking care/ drinking with drunk y/n??? i’m drunk rn and that’s allll i need in life
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Babysitter
The party at Starks compound was going off without a hitch, celebrating the man himselfs birthday. The music was to loud, lights flickering everywhere, and laughter bouncing off the walls.
"Come drink with us y/n!" Thor bellowed to you across the bar montioning you to follow him to the group that was sitting around one of the back tables. You flopped down next to Loki and let out a sigh.
"How are you this evening y/n?" He asked moving his leg over slightly so that he wouldnt have to touch you. That was your power, being able to read people minds with a simple touch, nights like tonight all ways set you on edge with to many people bumping, shoving, touching. The whole atmosphere drove you mad most of the time.
"Handling it." You forced a smile looking over at him. "Alcohol helps repress it." You said picking up your drink and giving a silent cheers to the handsome man that had decided to dress in a black dress shirt and dark colored jeans. You threw your head back and took the shot.
"Starting the party stong this evening y/n?" Tony asked raising his eyebrow at you.
"Putting everyone elses thoughts on the back burner for tonight Tony." You said smiling sweetly at him before taking another shot.
"So whos on babysitting duty tonight then?" Bucky laughed looking around the table.
"I'm not that bad-"
"Thor had to pull you off the bar last time before you started stripping." Your face turned bright red as you glanced over to Thor whos face was the same color mounthing out sorry.
"Dont worry I've got her this time." Loki laughted taking a sip of his wine.
"Babysitter." You rolled your eyes again taking a sip of the mixed drink that Nat had put in front of you making sure her hand grazed your.
Loki seems quite excited to be on babysotting duty tonight, you might be in for another private stripping session tonight.
You shot her a look that sent her into a fit of laughs.
"Another round then!" Thor yelled at the bar tender. "We are celebrating the Man of Iron tonight." You sighed slouching back in your chair.
"Relax, darling, I've got you tonight." Loki whispered leaning over to you. "I won't let you make a complete fool of your self."
As the night grew so did your buzz, your cheeks were getting warmer, and the dress you had on now started feeling constricting. You started pulling at the bottom and then neck.
"Your fidgeting darling." Loki said placing his hand on your leg causing you to jump.
"My dress is to tight. I just need to get up for a second." You said standing to walk over to the bar.
"Dress to tight?" Steve asked looking over at Loki.
"She had to get up for a moment." At that moment there was whistling coming from the dance floor.
"Umm, babysitter." Tony said pointing behind Loki. As he turned around he noticed that you had already started to pull the dress up more than you should have. Loki jumped up running toward you.
"Y/n, what are you doing?" He said grabbing your hands causing your dress to fall back down.
"Lok, I'm hot. So freaking hot. This dress, its to tight. I need it off." You said trying to shake him off.
"Come on then, lets get you out of here." He said pulling you out the door. You bumped into a man standing near the door.
Wish she would have finished. He doesnt deserve to be able to see all that undressed.
You stopped suddenly looking at the man before raring back and punching him in the face. "I dont think its any of your concern who sees me like that." Loki stopped and stared at you before escourting you out of the crowed room.
"Asshole." You huffed behind him. He was able to lead you to the floor where his room was. "You could have just taken me back to my room so that you could go back." You sighed flopping down on his bed. The buzz had slowly started wearing off but the room was still spinning.
"Its ok y/n. Besides if I'm taking care of you then I cant go back to that overrated party then can I?" He laughed sitting next to you.
"I get so tired of being able to hear what people are thinking. It is literally exhausting. Trying to find somewhere to sit thats not to close to someone. Especially one of the guys, all of yall are perverts. Course the girls are just as bad most of the time." You put your head in your hands tearing up. Nope, the drunk still wasnt over.
"The power that you have makes you you y/n. If you didnt have that power you wouldnt be here with your friends."
"Yeah friends that I can hug because im afraid that I might hear something that I shouldn't. I made that mistake once. I hugged Steve not even thinking and he was thinking about Nat. Like thinking about something that no one but those two should know about. After that I just stopped touching everyone. Do you know how bad that sucks?"
"Ah, touch starved." He said laughing. "May I try something?"
"Its no use, everyone tells me they can shut it all off but theres always something on their minds." You shrug.
"Give me your hand." He saod placing his hand out palm up. You begrudgingly put your hand in his causing him to smile. "Well?"
"I think im about to be sick." You said jumping up and running to his bathroom silently thanking Tony for sticking with one layout for every room.
"Oh dear." Loki said following you in there and grabbing ahold of your hair that had fallen. "I think you will live." He helped you sit on the side of the bathtub as he got a clean rag for you to whip your face.
"I'm sorry you got stuck with me tonight." You whispered closing your eyes.
"Stop that nonsense. I volunteered for it. I knew what was coming." He laughed as he walked out to his room to get you a clean shirt. "Now tell me. Did you hear anything when I touched you?"
"Actually no, I didnt even realize it when you was pulling me from the party." You said putting the shirt next to you. "How?"
"I can 'turn it off' if that makes any sense. Telepathic people drive me insane. Always trying to figure out what your thinking. I learned at a young age how to block stuff like that out. Wanda tends to be the worlds worst."
"Its nice. The quiet. I havent had that, ever." You leand your head aginst the cool wall closing your eyes.
"Hey, no no no. Lets get you changed and laid down in bed before you pass out." He pulled you to your feet and looked at you. "Do you need assistance?"
You laughted as him. "No. Its fine ive got this." You pulled your dress off and pulled his on before walking out and flopping down on his bed.
"Do you mind holding my hand? Its nice not having to worry about what i might hear." Loki laid down beside you and placed his hand in yours.
"If you ever need some quiet time you are more than welcome to come find me." He sais placing a kiss to your temple before you fell asleep.
Thank you so MUCH for the request! I hope you like it. I had one, erased it and restarted so thats what took took me so long to write this one. If you have any more please feel free to send them in!
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flame-cat · 2 years
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so during my initial liveblog of ofmd i did some rambling, and i think i should post some. starting with the scene where stede first wakes up after ed saves him:
i still find it so funny how ed immediately has it down bad for this. french toast strip of a man
ok i rewatched the Scene and im
god
when stede wakes up, see this... guy? this big burly leather-clad Guy? with this. big soft eyes and this messy salt-and-pepper hair. and hes like. what the fuck happened, and ed starts explaining and stede Remembers (this same dude was the one who had Heard Of Him, who came and rescued him from the brink of death, was the first and last thing he saw just now) and immediately tries to get up because even though the last thing he remembers of his crew is being told hes the worst pirate ever and conceding that he deserves that, he still cares about them and wants them to be ok, so he tries to get up and nOPE STILL STABBED OW but this Guy just. gently. very gently pushes him down. very softly shushes him, tells him he needs to rest. and ed his like, feeling ways about this already, because wow he really is different, and the next words out of stede's mouth are "do you work for blackbeard?" and ed's whole FUCKING WORLD gets flipped on its axis because he expected to hear are you blackbeard but in stede's mind theres no way this puppy-eyed soft man sitting on his bedside and touching him so gently could POSSIBLY be blackbeard, so maybe he just works for him, and meanwhile ed's having a whole fucking Moment over here like. yeah. he does in a way work for blackbeard, because blackbeard isnt him is it? so he says yes, and introduces himself for the first time in so long as. just ed. and they shake hands
and thats how it starts, of course it is, because in order for this to ever have happened theyd have had to know each other as stede and ed first
the way that ed at first is obviously head-over-heels already for stede, right, because YOU DONT CHASE A PERSON ACROSS THE OCEAN AND SAVE THEIR LIFE when youre NOT feeling a Way about them. and the best part is? ed knows NOTHING about stede. he just knows hes clever, and silly, and trying to be a pirate, and very very lucky to be alive. and ed is. FASCINATED. hes bemused, hes EXCITED and INTRIGUED for the first time in so long. and then he Meets him (sort of) and he of course makes sure hes ok, sits vigil at his bedside. just looking at him. listening to him mumble about mary (whos mary? who the fuck is mary????) and being so gentle with him even though he doesnt even FUCKING know him yet? but he looks at his ship and his crew and his little model ship that mary hated so much and he ADORES IT. all of it. all the parts of stede people either hate or mock or overlook, ed loves it. is so enamoured by this Guy. and to top it all off, the first thing stede says to him is to ask if he WORKS FOR blackbeard. not if he IS blackbeard, if he WORKS FOR HIM. and ed is like. yeah. blackbeard isnt really me, is he?
i love how its framed too. in the narrative at first youre like, lead to believe blackbeard wants to kill stede, and then you meet him in episode 4 and ed is just. a total fucking goofball? and he was OBVIOUSLY chasing stede because he just GENUINELY wanted to meet this guy. even after "suck eggs in hell" ed is just. SO INSANE over this dude. like oh my god
the way you look at these two characters and ur first thought is that stede would pine after ed when its THE OPPOSITE is so funny and so so good
ed is pining after stede before even MEETING HIM and meanwhile stede doesnt even realize hes actually in love with ed untilSO MUCH LATER
in conclusion ed is morosexual
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itsmymeaningoflife · 3 years
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Wanna hear your bullshit hehe
Hehe you asked for it. I’m gonna drop bullshit from the first half of s3 here:
- They really chose a 12 yo boy over grown women to raid the house wtf
- Carl’s crush on Beth is fucking adorable
- “While the others wash their panties let’s go hunt” Daryl darling you need to scrub your ass too
- Rick might have been a bit of a control freak in this era but at least he’s putting himself on the line over the others
- Carol almost shooting Rick bit being totally unbothered by it is hilarious
- Noticed that Daryl always keeps his distance but is always following Carol
- BACK RUB SCENE. Daryl providing physical contact and low-key also surprising himself with it is so adorable. The flirting, the innuendos *chef kiss*
- Daryl and Carol have a healthier relationship than Rick and Lori at this point. And they DEFFO sleep next to each other around the fire every night they were in the road
- The prisoners were wasted tbf. I wish they kept Oscar around as part of the main group for a few seasons. He could’ve shown the audience that not all people in prison are evil.
- Daryls obsession with not sleeping in a cage is deffo routed in trauma. He probs got locked in places as a kid
- Beths unflinching optimism / naive outlook is so pure and I love her. Damn 14 year old me for hating her
- “Not for one second do I think you have malice in your heart” YES LORI IF THAT DOESNT SUM UP RICK GRIMES IDDK WHAT DOES
- Twd really said “wow maybe we need more POC in our cast” and while they had the right sentiment they probably shouldn’t have made them all prisoners either :///
- Also Daryl taking the lead with the prisoners and being the main one to talk to them / reason with them despite Rick being a police officer is great. Give me a fic where Daryl is a youth worker
- Beth putting Carl in his place when he goes off at Lori is strong woman supporting strong woman energy
- Loris death scene makes me sob. Maggie is a real trooper in this scene too.
- Omg Daryl when he finds Carols bloody scarf and think she’s dead after they see T dogs body. He’s heartbroken that he thinks he’s lost one of his only genuine friends.
- Rick finding out Lori is dead is heartbreaking but I’ve seen too many memes of that scene to not laugh.
- Rick goes insane and Daryl immediately steps up. “Nope we’re not losing another one. Not her.” Organising a run. Pulling Beth aside to tell her to watch over Carl. We really see his leadership jump out real early.
- If Maggie wasn’t in a relationship with Glenn from the get go people would’ve shipped her with both Rick and Daryl
- Daryl seeing the “sofie” hand hurts. He really thought he was going to be the one to bring Sophia back. He believed she was alive
- DARYL WITH BABY JUDITh calling her ass kicker and sweetheart… bro my heart can’t take it. Also interesting when Carl suggests names he chooses Sofia and Carol first and the camera is focused on Daryls face.
- Daryl visiting carols grave at sunset and gently placing a Cherokee rose down and tenderly touching the cross is enough to make a grown man cry. He is deffo confused with what his feelings are and why he’s so upset that she’s gone here
- Daryl telling Carl how he was allowed to play out with other neighbourhood kids when Merle was gone and they chased a fire engine on their bikes and it ended up going to his house and his mom was dead / burnt down. Heart breaking. Trauma bonding over dead moms
- Give Daryl a child 2020 (jokes in s10 HES a chaotic sigle dad of 3)
- Daryl finding Carol knife HURTS. His voice is so wobbly and he’s so angry and he keeps the knife and he sits stabbing at the floor working himslef up to put her down. THEN HE FINDS HER ALIVE AND HOLDS HER CHIN AND CARRIED HER BACK HES A HERO
- Michonne and Rick locking eyes murderouly through the fences like damn what a way to kick start a romance
- Carl was the first to help Michonne my heart. And the way Rick hauls her over his shoulder with ease BRO… then he pours water over her boobs? Not sure why but hey I don’t question true love
- Daryl is so dramatic “hey Rick, come in here” “everything alright??” “You’re gonna want to see this” *leads everyone to carol*. He couldn’t just tell them he found her alive. I love his dramatic ass
- RICK AND CAROLS FRIENDSHIP IS everything. Also I’ll forever be salty about how we never got more of carols reaction to loris death
- Daryl calling Carol a POOR THING when he explains to everyone. Sir you are tender
- Michonne calling Maggie “the pretty girl” then one breath later calls the govener “pretty boy” is massive bi wife energy
- Rick and Daryl threatening Michonne like they won’t be tripping over themselves to lay down their life for her come season 9
- I fucking hate Merle so much. But he can’t comprehend that the group will be there to save them. He just doesn’t understand how to care for other people
- Daryl and Oscar could’ve been great friends
- Rick leaving 12 year old Carl in charge of the prison A* parenting
- Milton is the token chaotic gay scientist of twd change my mind
- The governor can rot in hell for what he did to Maggie I hate him
- Daryl sees a dead dog and makes a lassie joke? I’m sorry but this man is so funny
- Maggie said “men always have been and always will be trash”
- Axel being sleazy around Beth after Beth tells him she’s 17 and Carol immediately swooping in to protect her is PEAK MOMMA BEAR ENERGY.
- Okay but their heist to get glenn and Maggie back was elite
- The conflict on Daryls face when he realises Merle is around and his deperate voice when he’s asking Rick if he can go find him hurts my HEART
- RICK TELLING DARYL “I need you. Are you with me?” And Daryls soft “yeah” voice THAT IS THE MOMENT DARYL REALISED HE WAS APPRECIATED.
- OSCAR DESERVED BETTER. RIP KING
- Carl and beths friendship is underrated.
- Gov really thinks penny is still in there huh
- Everyone referring to Carl as “the man” is hilarious but also so concerning
- I forget how on odds Rick and Michonne were at the beginning. The original enemies to lovers
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alouispo · 3 years
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okay so heres my opinion on the whole doomsday thing
[Uh, okay so i realized i might have made a mistake on my tagging and my wording on this post? I promise i dont wanna spread hate to any of the cc’s or put hate into the community that doesnt need to be there. i uhh, im not too good when it comes to tagging so im going to remove the tags and hope that its all cleared up. sorry about that everyone, and thank you to the nice person that mentioned to me how i should fix it. <3] [Note: Don’t really take this too seriously, just me talking about my opinion on the whole thing and I don’t wanna make anyone mad okay ;-;] 
You see, I keep getting people talking about how Tommy was the bad person in all of this thing (if you couldn’t tell by now I’m a Tommy apologist haha). That Tommy was in the wrong for betraying Technoblade and that he had it coming- 
That right there my friend, is not completely true. 
Techno had also betrayed Tommy in a similar way. Sure, Tommy had done it first technically but then he went ahead and teamed up with the person who had practically manipulated everyone on the server to hate Tommy in the first place. So, they both betrayed each other. Both of them are in the wrong and both of them are in the right, and you can’t tell me otherwise- 
BUT- here is my problem. 
Doomsday, is my problem. 
Technoblade, Philza, and Dream decided that they were gonna completely destroy L’manburg for good, yeah? But Techno and Phil didn’t have any reason to other than: “They tried to execute me and I don’t like that.” There was no reason to destroy it again after L’manburg tried to get even with Technoblade because he helped destroy it the first time. He literally could have just left it at that and everything would have been fine but nope! They destroyed it again. 
Dream is different though, he had been trying to destroy L’manburg from the beginning when it started in the first place. He had an actual reason to, since it’s technically his kingdom and L’manburg was in intrusion so that was coming from the start. 
NOW PHILZA MINECRAFT- 
See, this man didn’t have a good reason to destroy L’manburg other than the fact that they tried -and failed- to execute Technoblade and Phil was put under house arrest that I am very sure he could have escaped easily. Philza didn’t really care for L’manburg even though it was a government; only reason he cared cause Techno was against it. 
Now it pisses me off a bit because he destroyed the last memory that Tommy had of the real Wilbur; before he went insane. Not just L’manburg itself but the camarvan too, along with New L’manburg too that had everyone’s belongings and homes. THEN, when Ghostbur says that Phil knew that everyone’s belongings was in there, Phil has the audacity to say that he’ll learn someday. 
WHAT? What do you mean Philza Minecraft, how fucking dare you say that-
Sorry getting a bit excited to talk about this and I didn’t want to make the post too long- [Again, don’t take this too seriously just me talking about this. Might make another one on this in the future]
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saintsofvoid · 3 years
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Rant// tw: transphobia / discrimination
Don't normally do this, but its how my morning started and I am seething.
So I come onto work today and we got two calls that have to be reviewed. First one is like an hour long and I just was not about that right away second one was like 10min. Read the notes on why the call is being reviewed and its because the caller claimed discrimination. Thats a big red flag, so I listen to call and they did indeed say they were being discriminated against by an agent they spoke to earlier.
Now I don't know this caller so I cant claim anything, but they had a more higher(?) voice that isn't stereotypically a "man's" voice. So I could understand if the agent slipped up and used the wrong gender at first, hell I've done it before. You apologize and correct yourself, both parties move on. We're on phones, everyone sounds funky.
Our job as a credit/debit card call center is to verify the caller as the cardholder. We cannot say if someone isn't if they claim they are, in fact, the cardholder. We just do our verification, if they pass you continue on, if you still have doubts you put in a ticket. Its not our job to police. That being said a lot of out management team is LGBT, when I came out as trans to my supervisor and asked if I could be referred to as he/him she has been correcting everyone for me. And all the agents have been respectful, and its been good, its been great. Until this.
Agent didn't ask for any verification, just looked at the account, listened to the caller's voice and went "nope that's a woman. Not the cardholder." Agent asked to speak to the cardholder, but her tone was all annoyed like the caller was wasting her time. So the caller advised that he was the cardholder, and she flat out said "the account is marked for a male, there is no female on this account." Insult to injury, caller responds completely baffled that he is a man, and he is the cardholder. She just keeps denying him, not doing any other verification, straight up says she is going by his voice that he is not a man.
Again I don't know this guy, so I can't say if he is a trans, or any way part of the LGBT+. But as a transman in the early years of his transition, I was offended just having to hear the call. I have a deeper voice, most don't take me as a woman (thank god) but I've had the problem that my gender is still legally female so I've had to extra security checks that I am me. But I've never been accused of not being me, just ppl not sure so they do an extra question or 2 when verifying. This guy was flat out denied by one of my own agents and I am beyond pissed off.
The cherry on fucking top is he called it that he was being discriminated against and denied service, he knew his rights and wanted to speak to a supervisor. Normally if a caller says "I want a supervisor" conversation is over, you tell them one moment and connect them. Doesnt matter what they say, you connect them to us. She was so fucking sure of herself, the attitude in how she responded, you could hear the smirk. But she didn't connect him, because he knew he was right (surprise he was) so he made a remark back.
He's pissed, I dont blame him, I would be too. But instead of escalating the call she keeps fighting him that he isn't who he says is. And then she uses the abusive call script incorrectly, and continues to not connect him to a supervisor after the 3rd request and hangs up on him. The abusive call script is for agents to use when a caller is making death or bodily harm threats, using discriminatory language, or using vulgar language. Not when a caller who is waiting to be connected to a supervisor says you're gonna get written up. Now the agent who did this call is one of my least favorite and has been since she started. I wish I could say I'm surprised she did this but honestly... I'm not, she's always had an attitude and an issue accepting she's wrong. She's a good employee when things are just cookie cutter, but like this was just so fucking far out of line. I'm pissed I had to listen to this call, but since they called back and got our other supervisor she can't scrub her own ticket.
Im definitely going to see if I can get a follow up with my manager for some type of corrective action, because there was a million things that went wrong and the blatant discrimination based on voice is fucking insane to me.
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Brothers anon and ah, its just me than. Links on tumblr break half the time for me sorry bout that!
1: Mostly how it looks in the actual episode but with some changes. Its gaint, even has multiple floors, most rooms have a glass dome roof with iron railings (3-4) lining the bottom of the glass. The hallway typically have windows leading up to the roof, but the roof and both floor are a mix of materials like iron, copper, wood, and even gold. The most complex room is the Council room, which has a a higher roof than the rest, with mostly wood railings that go all the way up and lead to a circle at the top. The Council is the group that leads Mizu, they have 1 leader of every Idol to represent the different opinions of the citizens, with 1 special member that doesnt belong to any Idol, and is instead used to represent the opinions of people who either haven't chosen a idol yet, got kicked out of a idol following, and just to give a unbiased opinion most of the time. They do make most decisions, mostly those relating to topics like construction, farming, money distribution, where people can live, etc. And they also mostly agree on most subjects and don't agure, but they do have massive disagreements on topics and problems like Representation in other Cities/Kingdoms, trading, visitors and immigrants, and sometimes supply missions. 
3: Situations like taking care of his siblings (I have decided Benjamin shall have siblings) and friends, and he was also put under extreme stress as a kid in school and family life, but unlike Ranbob, he managed to successfully communicate his struggle and find coping mechanisms. Also when he went off to live by himself for a bit, he was under sudden extreme situations where he had to make split second decision. So he just learned from everything thats happened to him over time. 
8: Levi exists purely to make Watson and others go insane. People claimed it was made up because they claimed most events as unrealistic (like Doomsday, Techno escaping a death trial, Pandoras Vault (they believed it impossible for something to be inescapable)). Plus the fact it seemed cruel such young people where faced with such trauma that no sane person would let it happen, and the fact most historical important items couldn't be found, people claiming that they where made up (also cause if the land was that exposed to such devastation, it would've collapsed on itself). No to both of those, by this point their to far away from Dream for him to have a direct meaningful affect on the group, and while the residents of Kelalen know it was Dreams sword, the group does not know. Nope! Mizu came about years after Kelalen was forgotten about and shamed. And Mizu was only made because of the growing number of believers in the SMP history was causing disruptions in both the political sense and educational sense, so it was made to separate the "outcasts". Though Mizu eventually grew as big as most cities, and greatly civilized and advanced, though they where still often "forgotten" about and basically seperate from the Kingdom that set them up and became their own place (though not officially). 
They do have a friendship! Its not super close but their definitely friends. Ranbob is definitely a worrier, he heard that two of his friends almost died he immediately goes to them and fuses over them. And when their recovering he doesnt leave their side, infact Benjamin has to drag him away from the two just to get him to eat. And he refuses to sleep unless he's like directly on top of them. Yeah, Cletus challenges Grievous to a parkour challenge over a Delta Basalt, and he happily accepts. They end up giving everyone a heart attack after Cletus slips and almost falls onto a magma block. Jackie plays in soul sand and dumps a handful down Rans shirt, Watson teaches Charles and Isaac how to make gold from gold nuggets and more Piglin culture. When Cletus is cleared to be ok and Jackie stops getting soul sand in areas he didn't even know existed. They all sit in a circle and decide what they should try first, with Ran and Watson watching carefully and preventing them from drinking anything that they recognized as harmful. But other than that they just let the others do whatever. 
10: Because he couldn't use it, when Dream was a full human he used to be able to access his powers at his own will. But after his spirit got linked to his mask his power greatly reduced. To the point he relies on others for his powers, more specifically, he needs them to be exposed to him for a certain amount of time (like 2 weeks) until he can use their own essence/spirit to help his powers. When the group of people came after Ranbob left, they stayed for a long time, especially after they took the mask with them. Dream got the power back. Cause it is a "I worked to hard to give this up." Type situation. Ranbob was his first victim and the first person he had control over in decades, he considers Ranbob the puppet he was meant to have and refuses to let him go. Everyone is the nat to him, but specifically Ran. Cause Ran was the only person who survived the murders, so Dream sees him as a kill that was taken from him that he needs to fix. Everyone else to him is nothing more than an annoyance, and he's more than happy to use them as nothing more than a stepping stone to kill once he's done with them. 
13: Ran is stronger than everyone else, Jackie is faster than everyone else, and Watson is more acrobatic than everyone else. Sorry can you reword "Is Jackie considered stronger than them aside from shared tactics, or is it the other way around?"? I dont completely understand sorry. Kind of, I'll say. There can only be 3 ranking members, but it can also be 2 Corporals and 1 Sergeant. 
14: They where caught off guard, but also knew something must be going on due to the fishermen staying closer to Ranbob than normal. He never got too far, as he isnt very fast and Charles and both Isaac tend to be fast enough to get him. If the episode is really bad bringing him back can lead into physical fights but it rarely gets into that, as it seems like Ranbob really doesn't want to fight them most of the time, and holds himself back.
Well, I hope it’s working for you now, cause that sounds less than ideal, honestly.
1: Well, Mizu sounds gorgeous, quite frankly. As for the council having a member of no idol, what about that? People can get kicked out from an idol group? Why? Do some just never choose an idol? Also, how’s the housing situation there? Are there like, apartments on one of the floors, or something? Why does the council not really agree on outside affairs?
3: Not gonna lie, I’m rather curious. What kind of life did Benjamin lead to be under such heavy stress? Does he relate to Ranbob because of this? And what was he doing when he lived on his own to need to make fast-paced decisions? Also, siblings! What’re his siblings like?
8: He sounds like it.
And hm. There are several things I’ve taken from this. 
Do totems no longer exist, if they don’t believe Techno could have survived, or did that particular piece of the story just get left out over time?
Has Pandora’s vault fallen? And why would people find it unbelievable? If it’s the future, shouldn’t they have even more advanced technology than that? Or is it simply the lack of evidence that leads them to disagreeing about it’s existence? 
They don’t believe people would have been so cruel to the younger ones? Oof, um. Well, at least that says something about the future, I guess. 
Mizu sounds like it has an interesting history in it’s self. How do Ran and Ranbob feel about being in a world that basically shunned the people of what would eventually become their home? Do they ever have issues when people find out they originate from Mizu, or worship an idol? From how you put it, it seems like that wasn’t really looked upon well, since they shunted the people who did it to Mizu.
Friendships for the win! Maybe not close, but it sounds like an interesting dynamic. Charles honestly seems pretty mild, and as you said, shy, so putting him with Mr.Random And Chaotic certainly sounds like something. How did these two become friends?
And honestly, it sounds like everyone had a lot of unique experiences in the Nether. It also sounds like Ran and Ranbob were probably an inch from a heart-attack the entire time, considering the shenanigans ongoing. It sounds kind of cute that Ranbob was only sleeping when he was close to them though, and it gives me the image of a giant fluffy cat, so win-win there.
10: Interesting. Was Ranbob not enough to fully return that power to him when the Fishermen first came and took him? Or did Dream just not think they’d get that far and not react in time, when he still had that power from his puppet?
And, uh, wow. Dream was certainly off his rocker before, but that’s definitely cemented now. Is anyone aware he thinks of Ranbob in such a way? Does Ranbob know? How are everyone’s feelings on that-besides y’know, ‘gonna murder Mr.Mask Man’. How does everyone feel about being considered as ‘nats’?
13: Huh. And yeah, I confused myself rereading that. Basically, is Jackie considered stronger than those two? You said they were mostly on par, because of the shared tactics, so when it comes to cutting those shared tactics out of the picture, does Jackie come out on top?
14: So the gang could tell? If I may ask, what were the tells that gave Ranbob away?
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